December 2003

These are randomly arranged.

"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
December 1, 2003
"(God Damn There's) No More Drugs," Michael	"(There's Gotta Be) More To Life ," Stacie Orrico
"Bang Goes The Gun," Guy DiRito	"Carol Of Bells," Traditional
"Good Morning, Caribou," Duffy	"City of New Orleans," Arlo Guthrie
"Cheap (Half the RAM it used to be)," zvoidx	"Creep," Stone Temple Pilots
"Lazy Cops," FadingSilver21	"Dirty Pop," N'sync
"No Curry, Baby," Bob Gomez	"Don't Worry, Baby," The Beach Boys
"Fall Down (Accident Prone)," Adagio	"Downtown," Petula Clark
"Fav'rite Ice Creams," Guy DiRito	"Favorite Things," Julie Andrews
"Jet Pack," The Comedian	"Get Back," The Beatles
"Girl Can Suck," Sarah	"Girl Can Rock," Hilary Duff
"Stampede," T.J. Spindler	"Haunted," Evanescence
"Kelp!," The Comedian	"Help!," The Beatles
"I Don't know Long Division," Rick Duncan	"I Don't Know How To Love Him," Yvonne Elliman/J.C. Superstar
"Taco Bell Flock," Guy DiRito	"Jingle Bell Rock," Chubby Checker & Bobby Rydell
"Just A Punk," Michael	"Just A Girl," No Doubt
"Knockin' On Evans' Door," Chris Pollman	"Knockin' On Heaven's Door," Guns N' Roses
"Let Me Medicate You," Alan Bowie	"Let Me Entertain You," Robbie Williams
"My Chicken Wing," 2nz	"Let the Music Play," Barry White
"GP Registrar," Alan Bowie	"Life On Mars," David Bowie
"Wedge Has A Problem," 2nz	"Living On The Edge," Aerosmith
"The Drive-way," 2nz	"Miami 2017," Billy Joel
"Oh Mr. T," Claude Prez	"Oh Christmas Tree," Traditional
"My Scalp Is Lice City," Chris Pollman	"Paradise City," Guns N' Roses
"Play The Bars," Malcolm Higgins	"Play Guitar," Mellencamp
"Filthy @$$h***s," Michael	"Pretty Baby," Vanessa Carlton
"Put A Little Flame To That Fart," Guy DiRito	"Put A Little Love In Your Heart," Jackie Deshannon
"Bad Jobs," FadingSilver21	"Rock Your Body," Justin Timberlake
"Squidward Tentacles Theme," Ozzehmosis	"Spongebob Squarepants Theme," I dunno o__O
"Starman01," LucidLupin LeeBee	"Starman," David Bowie
"Still Mccain," Malcolm Higgins	"Still The Same," Bob Seger
"Musk," Tim Hall	"Tusk," Fleetwood Mac
"Blocking out your Email 'cause of Spam," Mommy Fearist	"Walking Through a Winter Wonderland," Traditional
"Jerry Springer," T.J. Spindler	"You Oughta Know," Alanis Morissette
December 2, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"The Price Is Right (Rod Roddy Died)," Chris Bodily TM	"Ace of Spades," Motorhead
"Gene, Ace, Peter, and Paul," Floyd's Garage	"Another Brick in the Wall (Part II)," Pink Floyd
"Guess Who Came To Dinner?," Guy DiRito	"Ballad Of Jed Clampett," Lester Flatt And Earl Skruggs
"Sandal In The Bin," Looey	"Candle In The Wind," Elton John
"Please Stop," The Great Karlando	"Don't Stop," Fleetwood Mac
"Release Ravi's Dad," Michael Pacholek	"Feliz Navidad," Jose Feliciano
"Fighting Damnation," cosmic	"Fighting Temptation," Beyonce, Missy Elliot, MC Lyte, Free
"Beat That Rival Team This Time," Michael Pacholek	"Get Me to the Church On Time," Stanley Holloway
"Merry Christmas (War Is On)," Green Bloodied Hound Dogs	"Happy Xmas (War Is Over)," Beatles
"Have Yourself A Fairy Little Christmas," sloatead	"Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas," Judy Garland
"Wed Wendy Whoppers," Floyd's Garage	"Heat of the Moment," Asia
"Maxed-Out Credit Cards," Spaff.com	"Here Comes Santa Claus," Gene Autry
"How Much Is That Horny Little Bimbo," Phil Alexander	"How Much Is That Doggie In The Window," Patti Page
"I Could Die For Juice," Bizzy E	"I Could Die For You," Red Hot Chilli Peppers
"Animal Rights And Responsibilities," Ethan Mawyer	"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues," Elton John
"I'll Be Chining Myself A Lot This Christmas," Guy DiRito	"It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas," Perry Como & The Fontaine Sisters
"Sweat," The Great Karlando	"Jet," Paul McCartney
"Jason Voorhees," Floyd's Garage	"Johny B. Goode," Chuck Berry
"It's Too Long to Behold," Duffy	"Long and Winding Road," Beatles
"Letting Rip," Bizzy E	"Losing Grip," Avril lavinge
"Squid Fight At the Marquesas," The Comedian	"Midnight At the Oasis," Maria Muldaur
"Parsite ( Everyone Knows The Stench Of My Toes)," Bizzy E	"Midnight," Red Hot Chilli Peppers
"That Michael," Chris Pollman	"My Michelle," Guns N' Roses
"Gonna Play Some Battleship," M.S.G	"Never Gonna Give You Up," Rick Astley
"Contac," Rick Duncan	"Normal American Boy (Excerpt)," Bye Bye Birdie cast
"Take out theTrash," Louise Draven	"One Step Closer," Linkin Park
"Britney's Birthday Again," Chris Bodily TM	"Oops!... I Did It Again," Britney Spears
"Mama Used Bleach," Agrimorfee	"Papa Don't Preach," Madonna
"Drunken Idiot," Floyd's Garage	"Paranoid," Black Sabbath
"Patients," Agrimorfee	"Patience," Guns 'n Roses
"Petty Woman," Rick Duncan	"Pretty Woman," Roy Orbison
"La-Z-Boy," Tim Hall	"Razor Boy," Steely Dan
"Thanksgiving with G.W. Bush in Iraq," Floyd's Garage	"Ride the Lightning," Metallica
"EMINEM," Floyd's Garage	"Sharp Dressed Man," ZZ Top
"Site for Clamped Thighs," LucidLupin LeeBee	"Sight for Sore Eyes," M People
"The Longest Time (my LOTR obsession)," Arwen	"The Longest Time," Billy Joel
"The Implants Within," Xtina Skanky-lera	"The Voice Within," Christina Aguilera
"This Is How We Do It (Nursery School Rhyme)," Shawanda D.	"This Is How We Do It," Montell Jordan
"To Her, With Love," Duffy	"To Sir, With Love," Lulu
"U Got It Mad," Kaleb Trujillo & George Ariza	"U Got It Bad," Usher
"Chinatown Girl," Kristian	"Uptown Girl," Billy joel
"Rogue," Agrimorfee	"Vogue," Madonna
"We'll Yell The Word Fire," Tim Hall	"We'll Sing In The Sunshine," Gale Garnett
"electrician," salman	"electric eye," judas priest
December 3, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"That Spittoon's Hit Right," The Comedian	"Afternoon Delight," Starland Vocal Band
"Furloughed Again, Naturally," giblet o'sarcasm	"Alone Again, Naturally," Gilbert O' Sullivan
"Molester Guy (The Ultimate Michael Jackson Experience)," Mike Armstrong	"American Pie," Don MacLean
"Target," Rick Duncan	"Bargain," The Who
"Three Stooges," Floyd's Garage	"Battery," Metallica
"Bloody Glove Proves O.J.'s Guilty You Know," Johnny Pyro	"Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show," Neil Diamond
"Hello Lover Email Starter (And more Spam Mail) ," Mommy Fearist	"Camp Granada," Alan Sherman
"Santa's Clothes," Ethan Mawyer	"Centerfold," J. Geils Band
"Plowed Into Mine," Malcolm Higgins	"Cloud Number Nine," Bryan Adams
"Wet the Bedding," Bizzy E and Niki	"Crashed the Wedding," Busted
"Butt's Like The Wife( The Your-ass-is-as-big-as-that-cow's Song)," Malcolm Higgins	"Cuts Like A Knife," Bryan Adams
"D'Oh-Re-Mi," Steve Kalafut	"Do-Re-Mi," Julie Andrews
"Anna Nicole Smith," Floyd's Garage	"For Whom the Bell Tolls," Metallica
"Batman and Robin," Zak Randall	"Frosty the Snowman," Traditional
"Guilty (of being a pest)," X-MizzMCG-X	"Guilty," Blue
"I'm Guilty ( Great Big Fart)," Bizzy E	"Guilty," Blue
"Sporks Be Perilous-y Things," Merry & Pippin	"Hark the Herald Angels Sing," Felix Mendelssohn
"Video," Wannabee RockSTAR* (DH)	"Hero," Enrique Eglasias
"I'm Glad I'm A Human," M.S.G	"I Feel Like A Woman," Shania Twain
"AJ's Drinking Problem OR AJ Needs AA," Wannabee RockSTAR* (DH)	"I Want It That Way," The Backstreet Boys
"Gif," Guy DiRito	"If (A picture paints a thousand words)," Bread
"AmiRight," John Spoof	"It's My Life," Bon Jovi
"That's My Wife," M.S.G	"It's My Life," No Doubt
"Foot Disease," Floyd's Garage	"Jesse's Girl," Rick Springfield
"The Rivendell Rock," Bob Gomez	"Jingle Bell Rock," Bobby Helms
"23," The Comedian	"Let It Be," The Beatles
"Line in a Bank. (concept title)," DarthPaul85	"Like a Prayer," Madonna
"Stealing Music," Michael	"Loosing Grip," Avril Lavigne
"Love Hurts (THE GREEN BLOODIED HOUND DOGS LYRICS)," Green Bloodied Hound Dogs	"Love Hurts," Roy Orbison & Nazereth
"Public Restroom," Floyd's Garage	"Material Girl," Madonna
"Mrs. Claus, You've Got A Boring Husband," AussieBullDog	"Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Daughter," Herman's Hermits
"Own Some Hoes," The Deanster	"No One Knows," Queens of the Stone Age
"Pilot of the Helpdesk," John Barnett	"Pilot of the Airwaves," Charlie Dore
"Conscious Moments," Guy DiRito	"Precious Moments," Three Degrees
"Shorthand and Emoticons," Wannabee RockSTAR* (DH)	"Sad Songs (Say So Much)," Elton John
"Three Finger Bag," Floyd's Garage	"Sleeping Bag," ZZ Top
"Burning With My Liteon," Phil Alexander	"Sleeping With The Light On," Busted
"Squeeze Butts," The Great Karlando	"Squeeze Box," The Who
"Great Bummy Fart," Malcolm Higgins	"Straight From The Heart," Bryan Adams
"Bumshine( Me And Gareth's Punch Up)," Bizzy E	"Sunshine," Gareth Gates
"Got VD," Floyd's Garage	"T.N.T," AC/DC
"Thank You Tolkien," Arwen	"Thank You," Alanis Morrisette
"The Longest Film," Michael Pacholek	"The Longest Time," Billy Joel
"Paris Hilton's A Twit," Michael	"The Power Of Love," Huey Lewis and The News
"These Jeans," Leah Lockhart	"These Dreams," Heart
"Follicle," The Comedian	"Vehicle," Ides Of March
"We Are Hilton Sluts," Michael	"We Are Family," Sister Sledge
"What's Thier Names Again," Wannabee RockSTAR* (DH)	"What's My Age Again?," Blink - 182
"Wool Gone Wild," D. Shafer	"World Gone Wild," Journey
"Gotta Go (The morning after song)," Floyd's Garage	"Yellow Snow," Frank Zappa
"Who's To Blame?," David Chrenko	"You're So Vain," Carly 'Paul' Simon
December 4, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"Gotta Bake That Pie," Alex Zander	"A Little Time," Beautiful South
"Abomination," Freedom Rock	"Across The Nation," Union Underground
"Balloon Rising," Guy DiRito	"Bad Moon Rising," Creedence Clearwater Revival
"The -Itch Song," M.S.G	"Bitch," Meredith Brooks
"Anti Brittney Chili Peppers Parody," avrilsboi	"By The Way," Red Hot Chili Peppers
"Skanky Ho," Gary Main	"Candy O," The Cars
"I Steal Grammy's," Michael	"Come Away With Me," Norah Jones
"On The Great Buffet," GAP	"Come Some Rainy Day," Wynonna Judd
"No m�s de Cervezas (No More Beers)," Phil Alexander	"Como Estais Amigos (No More Tears)," Iron Maiden
"Constipated," Mike Ward	"Complicated," Avril Lavegne
"Smashed Ya Head In," Karl Everett	"Crashed The Wedding," Busted
"Hand Bag Commander," Alex Zander	"Dancer Commander," Electric Six
"Danger Danger a total loser," Alex Zander	"Danger High Voltage," Electric Six
"Terrorists," J. Spoof Good Charlotte	"Emotionless," Good Charlotte
"King of the Hill (The Hank Hill Song)," Floyd's Garage	"Enter Sandman," Metallica
"Big Fart," Alex Zander	"Gay Bar," Electric Six
"Kids," J. Spoof Good Charlotte	"Girls & Boys," Good Charlotte
"Techies, Nerds and Geeks," Guy DiRito	"Gypsies Tramps And Thieves," Cher
"Tesco Is A Place On Earth," Alex Zander	"Heaven Is A Place On Earth," Belinda Carlisle
"Here Comes My Inlaws," Guy DiRito	"Here Comes Santa Claus," Gene Autry
"Come On," J. Spoof Good Charlotte	"Hold On," Good Charlotte
"Riced Out Neon," SpotsCat	"Hot Rod Lincoln," Commander Cody & The Lost Planet Airmen
"Govern California," Aaron Saraco	"Hotel California," The Eagles
"Transvestite," Wannabee RockSTAR* (DH)	"I Want You Back," N'Sync
"Ultra-Man," Floyd's Garage	"Iron Man," Black Sabbath
"SUV, Stupid Car," Rick Duncan	"Jesus Christ, Superstar," Murray Head
"Rover," 2nz	"Joker," Steve Miller Band
"Plumper," Hoogdoggydogg	"Jumper," Third Eye Blind
"Jam or Jelly," Floyd's Garage	"Kiss me Deadly," Lita Ford
"Ugly Girl," Aaron Decker	"Landslide," Dixie Chicks (cover of Fleetwood Mac)
"Eating Chicken," Zak Randall	"Like A Virgin," Madonna
"Underwear," Floyd's Garage	"Like a Prayer," Madonna
"Feeding my Pet Pigeon," Floyd's Garage	"Losing my Religion," R.E.M.
"Hey You Clowns We Need Songs To Slaughter," Gary Main	"Mrs Brown Youve Got a Lovely Daughter," Hermans Hermits
"My Tuba Wants To Kill Osama," The Great Karlando	"My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama," Frank Zappa
"True Dork, True Dork," The Comedian	"New York, New York," Liza Minelli / Frank Sinatra
"Katey Sagal (Peg Bundy)," Floyd's Garage	"Nothing at All," Heart
"Oh, Claude 4 Prez," T.J. Spindler	"Oh, Christmas Tree," German Traditional
"O.J. Did It Again," Freedom Rock	"Oops I Did It Again," Britney Spears
"Scooby Doo," M.S.G	"Peggy Sue," Buddy Holly
"Petty Change," Ethan Mawyer	"Penny Lane," The Beatles
"Wiggles," Agrimorfee	"Piggies," The Beatles
"Wonder Woman," Floyd's Garage	"Pretty Woman," Roy Orbison
"Dancing With Her Clothes On," Karl Everett	"Sleeping With The Lights On," Busted
"So Constipated," Rachel	"So Complicated," Carolyn Dawn Johnson
"Whatever," Gary Main	"Surrender," Cheap Trick
"Wimpy," Guy DiRito	"Sweet Pea," Tommy Roe
"Sleeping in the Hay," M.S.G	"That'll be the Day," Buddy Holly
"The Bummer," Paul Robinson	"The Joker," Steve Miller
"The Danger Dance," Mark Hoolihan	"The Safety Dance," Men Without Hats
"An Ode to Strong Bad," Arwen	"The Way You Make Me Feel," Michael Jackson
"Paris Hilton Is An Internet Star," Wannabee RockSTAR* (DH)	"Video Killed The Radio Star," The Buggles
"Merry Spend Spree," Laurence Dunne	"War is Over (Merry xMas)," John Lennon
"What You Got To Eat," Neo Matrix	"Wat Da Hook Gon Be," Murphy Lee
"We Don't Need Another Rocky," Jeff Wilder	"We Don't Need Another Hero," Tina Turner
"When The Law Needs Moaing," Alex Zander	"When The Going Gets Tough," Billy Ocean
"AARP," Ron Vadnais, Jackie Staretz, Linda Thomas	"YMCA," Village People
December 5, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"12 Days (Don't Give A Crap)," sloatead	"12 Days of Christmas," Traditional
"American Way," Carl Winter	"American Pie," Don McLean
"American Way," Carl Winter	"American Pie," Don McLean
"Dubya," Floyd's Garage	"B-I-N-G-O," Traditional Children's
"Cookies for My Elves, Milk for My Reindeer," Spaff.com	"Beer for My Horses," Toby Keith & Willie Nelson
"Billie Jean Is Not My Lover (But Her Son Is)," Michael	"Billie Jean," Michael Jackson
"Touch Them, At Night," Wannabee RockSTAR* (DH)	"Black Or White," Michael Jackson
"Hamburger Girl," Jack Wilson	"Calendar Girl," Neil Sedaka
"California Gov.," Jack Wilson	"California Girls," The Beach Boys
"The Brady Bunch," Floyd's Garage	"Caught in a Mosh," Anthrax
"Lazy," Leah Lockhart	"Crazy," Seal
"Donut," The Punster	"Du Hast," Rammenstein
"THIS IS MY HUNDREDTH PARODY!!!," Floyd's Garage	"Everybody have Fun," Wang Chung
"Jessica Lynch," Floyd's Garage	"Fairies wear Boots," Black Sabbath
"Feet Don't Ail Me Now," Rick Duncan	"Feet Don't Fail Me Now," Utopia
"Lousy 60s Flashback Song," Duffy	"Good Morning Starshine," Beverly D'Angelo in 'Hair'
"K-Mart," Ethan Mawyer	"Hey Ya," Outkast
"And Here Come The In-Laws," Tim Hall	"Hey, Hey, We're The Monkees," Monkees
"State of California," Carl Winter	"Hotel California," The Eagles
"How Do I Spell Thee? Let Me Count The Ways," Phil Alexander	"How Do I Love Thee? Let Me Count The Ways," Elizabeth Barrett Browning
"I Can't Wait," Carly	"I Can't Wait," Hilary Duff
"I Peel Mine," Jack Wilson	"I Feel Fine," The Beatles
"I Got Your Aids," LucidLupin LeeBee	"I Got You Babe," Sonny and Cher
"My Wife Is So Damn Lazy," Ghetto John	"I'm Here Without You Baby," 3 Doors Down
"I'm Selling It Now," Jack Wilson	"I'm Telling You Now," Freddie and the Dreamers
"Invisible (Frodo's Tale)," Matt Ockinga	"Invisible," Clay Aiken
"Its Still Billy Joel To Me," Kristian	"Its Still Rock N Roll To Me," Billy Joel
"I am Addicted to Smack," Floyd's Garage	"Let's Make The Water Turn Black," Frank Zapa
"Santa is Gonna Get Ya," Duffy	"Mele Kalikimaka," The Andrew Sisters
"Looney Tunes," Floyd's Garage	"Montana," Frank Zappa
"Mr. Hot Stuff," Duffy	"Mr. Big Stuff," Jean Knight
"My Favorite Words," Bob Gomez	"My Favorite Things," Julie Andrews
"White Moves," Leah Lockhart	"Night Moves," Bob Seger
"Oh, The Comedian�," T.J. Spindler	"Oh, Christmas Tree," Traditional
"FreeCell Wizard," Doctor Dan	"Pinball Wizard," The Who
"Doghouse Blues," The Great Karlando	"Roadhouse Blues," The Doors
"I Am As Sick As I Can Be," Duffy	"Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree," Johnny Marks
"Rocket To The Moon," Agrimorfee	"Rocky Raccoon," The Beatles
"Dumbass Girlfriend," Neo Matrix	"Shorty Doowop," Baby Bash
"No One Tells," Duffy	"Silver Bells," Bing Crosby
"Takin' Care of Business," Carl Winter	"Takin' Care of Business'," Bachman Turner Overdrive
"Eight Worst Nights (The Anti-Christmas Song)," Josh Taylor Stingray	"The Chrismas Song," Nat King Cole
"Illogical President Song," Carl Winter	"The Illogical Song," Supertramp
"This Plastic Moment," Guy DiRito	"This Magic Moment," Jay And The Americans
"Thrill Her," Michael	"Thriller," Michael Jackson
"Tick in her Side," Floyd's Garage	"Ticket to Ride," The Beatles
"Rule the World (G.W. Bush style)," Floyd's Garage	"Valley Girl," Frank Zappa
"Vietraq," sqwark.com	"Vietnam," Country Joe and Fish
"What I Go To The Pool For," X-MCG-X	"What I Got To School For," Busted
"In 2004," Carl Winter	"When I'm 64," The Beatles
"With Help From My Little Friend," Michael Pacholek	"With a Little Help From My Friends," The Beatles
December 6, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"12 days of Christmas(for the dieter)," Mikey F	"12 days of Christmas," Traditional
"99 Dead Raccoons," Gary Main	"99 Red Balloons," Nena
"A Few Of My Favourite Dings ( The Hit And Run Parker's Song)," Malcolm Higgins	"A Few Of My Favourite Things," Julie Andrews
"All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teats," Guy DiRito	"All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth," Spike Jones
"Pac-Man," Arcade Junkie	"Batman," Prince
"Bush Turkey," William Tong	"Beach Baby," First Choice
"Rewind 'True Lies'," Rick Duncan	"Behind Blue Eyes," The Who
"Bye Bye Disney," Michael	"Bye Bye Birdie," Bye Bye Birdie soundtrack
"J.T.," The Anti-Corporate Outlaw	"D.S.," Michael Jackson
"Eclipse," Eminerd	"Days Go By," Dirty Vegas
"Freakin' Huge," The Comedian	"Deacon Blues," Steely Dan
"Don't Peek," Paul Robinson	"Don't Speak," No Doubt
"Ground Round," Adagio	"Downtown," Petula Clark
"Every Wheeze You Make (Rick D's Got The Flu)," Paul Robinson	"Every Breath You Take," The Police
"Viagra Guy," The Comedian	"Eye In The Sky," The Alan Parsons Project
"Rusty The Junkman," David Chrenko	"Frosty The Snowman," Gene Autry
"Amiright Watcher," Gary Main	"Girl Watcher," The O'Kaysions
"Good Old Fashioned Rubber Toys," Malcolm Higgins	"Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy," Queen
"I Shot Kennedy," Floyd's Garage	"Here Comes Santa Claus," Christmas Traditional
"Hey Dude," Gary Main	"Hey Jude," Beatles
"Cell Phone With Range," William Tong	"Home On The Range," Traditional
"I Want To Make Three ( The Golfer's Song)," Malcolm Higgins	"I Want To Break Free," Queen
"I've Got To Try Three," Malcolm Higgins	"I've Got To Break Three," Queen
"Just Can't Get It Up," MrMacphisto	"Just Can't Get Enough," Depeche Mode
"Living Da Vida Santa (As sung by The Elves who have gone Wild)," Diva	"Livin Da Vida Loca," Ricky Martin
"The Campbell's Soup Song," M.S.G	"Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm," Crash Test Dummies
"Another Hobbit's Tale: by Frodo Baggins," 2nz	"Paint it Black," The Rolling Stones
"Baghdad Bob is moving (to Neverland)," Know 1 can hear you dream	"Peggy Sue got married," Lemmy, Slim Jim & Danny B
"Dirty," Brittney :D	"Perfect," Simple Plan
"Jason the Undead Killer," Floyd's Garage	"Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer," Christmas Traditional
"Spare The Band," Malcolm Higgins	"Share The Land," The Guess Who
"She Works Hard At Mcdonalds," Michael	"She Works Hard For The Money," Donna Summer
"Someone Could Lose And Eye Tonight ( The Wet T-shirt Song)," Malcolm Higgins	"Someone Could Lose A Heart Tonight," Eddie Rabbit
"Funny Kind of Womb," Merry & Pippin	"Sunny Afternoon," The Kinks
"The Turkey Went Down To Baghdad," William Tong	"The Devil Went Down To Georgia," Charlie Daniels Band
"The Most Blunderful Mime Drinking Beer," Guy DiRito	"The Most Wonderful Time of The Year," Andy Williams
"Lie After Lie," Michael	"Time After Time," Cyndi Lauper
"Saber Power," Josh Taylor Stingray (Featuring Jedi Master Stimpy)	"Turtle Power," Partners In Kryme
"Batteries," Green Bloodied Hound Dogs	"Valerie," Steve Winwood
"DVD Killed The VHS Star," Wannabee RockSTAR*	"Video Killed The Radio Star," The Buggles
"Chalupas," Bridey	"We Three Kings," Traditional
"Why Bother? (The Porcupine Song)," Astronaut Kujo	"Why Bother?," Weezer
December 7, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"12 Days of Christmas (for a Trekkie, anyway)," Kristina Stevens	"12 Days of Christmas," Traditional
"I Won't Buy These Sticks No More," Malcolm Higgins	"25 or 6 to 4," Chicago
"Home-runs And Triples," VileVillain	"53rd and 3rd," Ramones
"It's Rent A Wife For Me," Guy DiRito	"A Pirate's Life For Me," Pirates Of The Carribean
"All Night Now ( The Viagra Song)," Malcolm Higgins	"All Right Now," Free
"All the Qu**," Netwolf12	"All the Small Things," Blink 182
"Toilet Soup," VileVillain	"Brain Stew," Green Day
"All You Want For Christmas," Guy DiRito	"Christmas Album," Various Artists
"Chew It Again," The Comedian	"Do It Again," Steely Dan
"Police Towed My Car," Chris Bodily TM	"Feliz Navidad," Traditional
"Ballbusters," Rick Duncan	"Ghostbusters," Ray Parker Jr
"Guy All The Gay Guys Want," Crazyandinsane	"Girl All The Bad Guys Want," Bowling For Soup
"Going Under to meet Spongebob," The Lesbian Losers, woo woo woo	"Going Under," Evanescence
"Eminem Got Run Over By a Reindeer," Bo 'Ice' Bielefeldt	"Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer," Elmo & Patsy
"Hornets," Bionic Coyote Coupon	"Harvest," Sinai Rollplayer
"Ear Scum's No Fun," The Comedian	"Here Comes The Sun," The Beatles
"I Owe I Owe," Guy DiRito	"Hi Ho Hi Ho (It's Off To Work We Go)," Disney
"I Wanna Bang My Head," Static	"I Wanna Pierce My Brain," Rubber City Rebels
"Lady (You Pist Me Off So Bad)," Fitu Petaia	"Lady (You Bring Me Up)," The Comodores
"Mrs. Palmer's Got Five Lovely Daughters," The Comedian	"Mrs. Brown You've Got A Lovely Daughter," Herman's Hermits
"My Bra," The lesbian losers, woo woo woo	"My Immortal," Evanescence
"George Dubya's Fight Song," Wannabee RockSTAR* (DH)	"My Sharona," The Knack
"Boston Celtics," Arcade Junkie	"Respect," Aretha Franklin/Otis Redding
"Frosty the Snowman," Chris Bodily TM	"Ridin' the Storm Out," REO Speedwagon
"Artic Thunder," Arcade Junkie	"Shotgun," Jr. Walker & the All-Stars
"Monday Night," Arcade Junkie	"Silent Night," Traditional
"Christmas Sells," David Chrenko	"Silver Bells," Bob Hope in 'The Lemon Drop Kid'
"Some Way," B. O'Connor	"Someday," Nickelback
"Payin That Guy," Antibarney	"Stayin Alive," Bee Gees
"Rape me," The Lesbian Losers, woo woo woo	"Take it off," The Donna's
"Shoes Are Taking Over Me ," Jena	"Taking Over Me ," Evanescence
"Lyrics Should Rhyme," Wannabee RockSTAR* (DH)	"Time After Time," Cindy Lauper
"Under my Wand," Bionic Coyote Coupon	"Under my Thumb," Rolling Stones
"Writing Parodies," Wannabee RockSTAR*	"Winter Wonderland," Traditional
"The Song," Green Bloodied Hound Dogs	"Your Song ," Elton John
December 8, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"Grocery Store Army," Jillyfoo	"7 Nation Army," The White Stripes
"A Whole New Girl," David Pratter	"A Whole New World," Peabo Bryson & Regina Belle
"The Ballad Of Waynetta Nolan," Wannabee RockSTAR*	"All The Small Things," Blink - 182
"Carter Sucks," Austin	"Cleveland Rocks," Presidents of the United States of America
"Ants Make Me Spastic," Guy DiRito	"Dance to the Music," Sly and The Family Stone
"Steve Answer Me {Steve Parsons Reject}," Gary Main	"Don't Answer Me {Alan Parsons Project}," Eric Woolfson
"I'm playing SMASH TV," Arcade Junkie	"Don't Stand So Close To Me," The Police
"Porpoise Inside Your Fart," MrMacphisto	"Fortress Around Your Heart," Sting
"Rusty The Dopeman," M.S.G	"Frosty The Snowman," Traditional
"NASA Never Sent a Man to the Moon," Floyd's Garage	"Grandma got run over by a Reindeer," Elmo & Patsy
"Here Comes Vanna White," Claude Prez	"Here Comes Santa Claus," Gene Autry
"Dance Has Been Canceld (Led Zeppelin VS. Black Sabbath)," Green Bloodied Hound Dogs	"Houses Of The Holy," Led Zeppelin
"I Will Walk to Mordor," Arwen	"I'll Be Home for Christmas," Traditional
"Superman," Green Bloodied Hound Dogs	"Iron Man ," Black Sabbath
"Debt," Rick Duncan	"Jet," Paul McCartney
"Carbohydrateville," Royce Miller	"Margaritaville," Jimmy Buffet
"HMC (a tribute to my college)," neminem	"NYC," Annie
"Owing a Million," Floyd's Garage	"One in a Million," Guns n Roses
"Opera Hater," The Comedian	"Operator," Jim Croce
"Groundhog Day," Adam Bernstein	"Purple Haze," Jimi Hendrix
"Santa Claus Looks Bigger This Year," David Chrenko	"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town," Traditional
"He's Always a Clipboard QB," Mike Armstrong	"She's Always a Woman to Me," Billy Joel
"Rolling with Laughter," Gary Main	"Smoke On the Water," Deep Purple
"Rolling with Laughter," Gary Main	"Smoke On the Water," Deep Purple
"Spaff.com," T.J. Spindler	"Stacy's Mom," Fountains Of Wayne
"Gay Awhile ( The Realization Song)," Malcolm Higgins	"Stay Awhile," The Bells
"Nerd City," Earl S. Garber	"Surf City," Jan and Dean
"Whatever 1," Gary Main	"Surrender," Cheap Trick
"The Morons and Lilian," Paul Robinson	"The Mountains And Maryann," Gordon Lightfoot
"Fine after fine," Chris Muhleisen	"Time after Time," Cyndi Lauper
"Lennon," Adam Bernstein	"Vincent," Don McLean
"Welcome to the Ghetto," Floyd's Garage	"Welcome to the Jungle," Guns n Roses
December 9, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"A Visit From Dr. Nicholas," Bob Gomez	"A Visit From St. Nicholas," Clement Clarke Moore
"Bye, Bye Richard Simmons, Bye," Joseph Hayes	"American Pie," Don McLean
"Away From the Rangers," Michael Pacholek	"Away In a Manger," Traditional Christmas Carol
"Tap Your Keg," Jeff Reuben	"Bang Your Head," Quiet Riot
"The Amiright Community Rhapsody of Rhapsodies," The Comedian	"Bohemian Rhapsody," Queen
"I'm Gomer Pyle," Floyd's Garage	"Born to be Wild," Steppenwolf
"Engineering Nation," Anitanium	"Californication," Red Hot Chili Peppers
"XFL's not football," Arcade Junkie	"Christmas Ain't Christmas," The O'Jays
"Tonsillitis," AussieBullDog	"Desperado," The Eagles
"Keep Your Hands To Yourself," T.J. Spindler	"Don't Let Me Get Me," Pink
"Check Your Body (The WHA's Back!)," Static	"Everybody," Backstreet Boys
"No Peace In Baghdad," Guy DiRito	"Feliz Navidad," Jose Feliciano
"Georgie the Snowjob," Michael Pacholek	"Frosty the Snowman," The Ronettes
"Not So Much Fun Fun Fun," Arcade Junkie	"Fun Fun Fun," The Beach Boys
"Happy Christmas (Where Is Grover?)," Ghetto John	"Happy Xmas (War Is Over)," John Lennon
"I Joust With You," M.S.G	"I Melt With You," Saves the Day
"I Want Some Plastic Surgery for Christmas," Spaff.com	"I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas," Gayla Peevey
"I Got A Boil," Johny D	"I love Rock n Roll," Joan Jett & The Blackhearts
"I'm Eatin Green Eggs and Ham," Royce Miller	"I'm Henry VIII I Am," Herman's Hermits
"I Had A Kidney Stone," Tim Hall	"I'm Not Your Stepping Stone," The Monkees
"Man Of 1000 Wrestling Moves," Arcade Junkie	"Land Of 1000 Dances," Wilson Pickett
"Little George Bush," Gary Main	"Little Deuce Coupe," Beach Boys
"A*Teens song," Margaret	"MmmBop," Hanson
"O Krispy Kreme," MuDdLe	"O Christmas Tree," Traditional Christmas
"Aching Back," Michael Pacholek	"Paint It, Black," The Rolling Stones
"Black Women," Vanilla IceBurg	"Short People," Randy Newman
"December (Elves Are On Strike)," David Chrenko	"Surrender," Cheap Trick
"I Hate Your Gutts," Mike Ward	"Swear It Again," Westlife
"The Battle of The New Amiright," The Comedian	"The Battle of New Orleans," Jimmie Driftwood / Johnny Horton
"Jackie and Jill," Agrimorfee	"The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill," The Beatles
"The Warez Path," D	"The Golden Path," The Chemical Brothers (feat. The Flaming Lips)
"George Constanza," Michael Pacholek	"Tiny Dancer," Elton John
"Sing Like a Man (Now I Don't)," Rick Duncan	"Walk Like a Man," Four Seasons
"Cashing in on Christmas - Understand?," Phil Alexander	"Walking in a Winter Wonderland," Traditional
"When I'm Sixty-Four," John Starrett	"When I'm Sixty-Four," The Beatles
"Where Has All The Farmland Gone?," Tim Hall	"Where Have All The Flowers Gone?," Kingston Trio
"Sins of the Well-To-Do," Agrimorfee	"While My Guitar Gently Weeps," The Beatles
"Taunter Wonderland," Guy DiRito	"Winter Wonderland," Bing Crosby
"The Store Was Open," 2nz	"With Arms Wide Open," Creed
"Super K," Dave Allman	"Yesterday," Beatles
December 10, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"Bush Is Unreal - An Unnatural Moron," William Tong	"(You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman," Aretha Franklin
"Sporting News Radio," Arcade Junkie	"21 Questions," 50 Cent
"American Lie," Barrie V	"American Pie," Don Maclean
"Boo-Berry," Floyd's Garage	"Anarchy in the UK," Sex Pistols
"Increase the Dose," Michael Pacholek	"And So It Goes," Billy Joel
"Opium and Treason," Coral Snake	"Babylon is Fallen," Henry Clay Work(1863) Traditional
"I Like Blue Lights For Christmas," Natalie Stonecipher	"Blue Christmas," Elvis Presley
"Camel Lot," The Comedian	"Camelot," Richard Burton/Broadway Cast - Richard Harris/Motion Picture
"Expensive Fries," Jeff Reuben	"Dead Or Alive," Bon Jovi
"I Got On The Rollercoaster," Arcade Junkie	"Emotional Rollercoaster," Vivian Green
"Fat Santa," Alan Smithee, Jr.	"Fat Albert," Theme Song
"Fat," Christian Spindler	"Flagpole Sitta," Harvey Danger
"The Drunken Search," Leah Lockhart	"For What It's Worth," Buffalo Springfield
"Sesame Street Xmas (Thank you, Grover)," Michael Pacholek	"Happy Xmas (War Is Over)," John Lennon
"You Know That It's Futile To Resist Us," Guy DiRito	"Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas," Frank Sinatra
"I Saw Mommy Kiss a Bar of Soap," Lillian Newman	"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus," Traditional
"I Want Your Chex," Chris Bodily TM	"I Want Your Sex," George Michael
"Tin Foil," Johny D	"I love Rock n Roll," Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
"I'm Gonna Email Myself to You," Cherrios	"I'm Gonna Mail Myself to You," Woody Guthrie
"I Ran My Car Into A Reindeer," Jonathan C.	"It Came Upon A Midnight Clear," Traditional
"It's A Small Turd After All," Guy DiRito	"It's a Small World After All ," Disney
"Just The Three Of Us ( The merry And Pips Are Chicks' Ballad," Malcolm Higgins	"Just The Two Of Us," Grover Washington/ Bill Withers
"The Supreme Court," Steve Kalafut	"Maria," Cast of The Sound Of Music
"Me Against the Holidays," Chris Bodily TM	"Me Against the Music," Britney Spears & Madonna
"Bush Lives In A Bubble," William Tong	"Message In A Bottle," The Police
"Dr. Demento," Agrimorfee	"Mr. Roboto," Styx
"Dumb," Paper and Pantry	"Numb," Linkin Park
"MIB ," Chris H.	"Ob-la-di Ob-la-da," The Beatles
"Oh, Claude 4 Prez," T.J. Spindler	"Oh, Christmas Tree," Traditional
"School Contest Rap," Christian Spindler	"Pathopia," Path To Heaven
"Red Rubber Doll," Rick Duncan	"Red Rubber Ball," The Cyrkle
"Vote On (Howard Dean)," Victor Fernando Magana	"Rock On," David Essex
"Chain Reaction," Arcade Junkie	"Satisfaction," The Rolling Stones/Otis Redding
"Folsom Street Fair," Leah Lockhart	"Scarborough Fair," Simon & Garfunkel
"Spaff.com," T.J. Spindler	"Stacy's Mom," Fountains Of Wayne
"California�sGovernorIsArnoldSchwarzenegger," The Comedian	"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious," Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins)
"Atlanta Sports," Arcade Junkie	"Sweet Soul Music," Arthur Conley
"Unbearable," krulz133	"Unbreakable," Westlife
"Where Have All the Dodgers Gone," Michael Pacholek	"Where Have All the Flowers Gone," Pete Seeger
"Shouldn't It Be Parodied," Michael Pacholek	"Wouldn't It Be Loverly," Julie Andrews
"Ringwraith," Phil Alexander	"Wrathchild," Iron Maiden
December 11, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"28.6," Mari Aranoff Duncan	"98.6," Keith
"Random Thoughts (Revised)," M.S.G	"Afternoon Delight," Starland Vocal Band
"Random Thoughts," M.S.G	"Afternoon Delight," Starland Vocal Band
"Pawn Star," Kristian	"All Star," Smash Mouth
"Eds In the Middle," Josh Taylor (Ed, Josh, & Nazz)	"Cats In The Cradle," Guns N' Roses
"Keep Him Away (The Steve Urkel Song)," Zak Randall	"Give It Away," Red Hot Chili Peppers
"Crappy Jack," Rick Duncan	"Happy Jack," The Who
"Stampede," T.J. Spindler	"Haunted," Evanescence
"Crap Shows," T.J. Spindler	"Jingle Bells," Traditional
"Laid Off," Leah Lockhart	"Layla," Eric Clapton
"I like Pink (I'd better Leave right now.)," The Lost Dude	"Leave Right Now," Will Young
"Let's Hear it For the Elf," Arwen	"Let's Hear it For the Boy," Denise Williams
"Lost Without a Phone," Gary Main	"Lost Without Your Love," Bread
"Operetta Musical," Tim Cerchia	"Modern Major General," Pirates of Penzance by Gilbert and Sullivan
"Psych Guy," Guy DiRito	"My Guy," Mary Wells
"Obesity," AussieBullDog	"Oh Christmas Tree," Traditional
"Pass that Puck," Arcade Junkie	"Pass that Dutch," Missy Elliott
"Wild Man," T.J. Spindler	"Piano Man," Billy Joel
"Eat Wit Me," Jayson Allyson	"Ride Wit Me," Nelly
"Batman," Chris Bodily TM	"Superman," Five For Fighting
"Justin Timberlake as Superman...?," Chris Bodily TM	"Superman," Five For Fighting
"Net's So Slow," Arcade Junkie	"Tempo Slow," R. Kelly
"The Griddle Of New Wong Ling's," David Chrenko	"The Battle Of New Orleans," Johnny Horton
"The Charge-It-To-Ya Chorus," The Comedian	"The Hallelujah Chorus," Georg Friedrich H�ndel
"The Looney Sleeps Tonight," Earl S. Garber	"The Lion Sleeps Tonight," The Tokens
"The Way You Hate Me," CP&DP	"The Way You Love Me," Faith Hill
"No One Could Tell You The Way," sloatead	"The Way," Fastball
"Drunk Slumping," Earl S. Garber	"Tubthumping," Chumbawamba
"Someday Afternoon," Adagio	"Tuesday Afternoon," Moody Blues
"Why Her? (and that eating disorder)," cpmusick	"Tyler," Toadies
"Walking Through the HPER," Linus Pierce	"Walking in Memphis," Marc Cohn
"Standing With His Winkie in His Hand ," Royce Miller	"Walking in a Winter Wonderland," Traditional
"When the Bar is Closing Down, You Drink the Rest of What's Still Around," MrMacphisto	"When the World is Running Down, You Make the Best of What's Still Around," The Police
"Jerry Springer," T.J. Spindler	"You Oughta Know," Alanis Morissette
December 12, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"A Visit From A Little Mouse," Royce Miller	"A Visit From St. Nicholas ," Clement Clarke Moore
"Hit With Pon Farr," The Comedian	"Addicted To Love," Robert Palmer
"Bad Day (At the Food Mart)," cpmusick	"Away," Toadies
"Grandma's Banned," Zak Randall	"Barbara Ann," Beach Boys
"Ain't Paris Nice?," Spaff.com	"Big Yellow Taxi," Counting Crows f. Vanessa Carlton
"Fast Foodian Rhapsody 1," Static	"Bohemian Rhapsody," Queen
"Fast Foodian Rhapsody," Static	"Bohemian Rhapsody," Queen
"Brown Luger," Rick Duncan	"Brown Sugar," The Rolling Stones
"1918-2004: The Curse is Over," Static	"Chanukah Song," Adam Sandler
"Clementine(call 999)," Slogan	"Clementine," Traditonal
"Santa Claus Was Saint Nicholas," sloatead	"Constantinople," They Might Be Giants
"Frankenstein," 2nz	"Dance Magic (Labyrinth)," David Bowie
"Saruman," Phil Alexander	"Delilah," Tom Jones
"Ode To A Call Girl," Wannabee RockSTAR*	"Drive," The Cars
"Rose Parade," Mari Aranoff Duncan	"Easter Parade," Judy Garland & Fred Astaire
"Monica Lewinsky," Carl Winter	"Eleanor Rigby," Beatles
"Saliva," Guy DiRito	"Elvira," Oak Ridge Boys
"Everything You Bake," Agrimorfee	"Every Breath You Take," The Police
"Anybody Want To Do My Work?," Ethan Mawyer	"Everybody Wants To Rule The World," Tears For Fears
"China's Worksong," MrMacphisto	"Finest Worksong," REM
"I Am The Rock," Michael Pacholek	"I Am a Rock," Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel
"I Once Used To Be A Queen," Mike Ward	"I Beleive I Can Fly," R Kelly
"I Sprayed It on the Grapevine," Carl Winter	"I Heard It Through the Grapevine," Marvin Gaye
"I've Caught A Virus," Phil Alexander	"I've Got A Feeling," The Beatles
"I'm Not F-A-T," Mike Hickman	"It's Not Just Me," Rascal Flatts
"Kids In The World," Green Bloodied Hound Dogs	"Joy To The World," Three Dog Night
"Theres a Slew of Us," Gary Main	"Just the Two of US," Grover Washington/ Bill Withers
"The Game of 'Life'," Chris H.	"Larger than Life," Backstreet Boys
"Christmas Tree," Mikey F	"Let it be," Beatles
"A Song about Sugar Cravings...," Arwen	"Lost in Your Eyes," Debbie Gibson
"Walden Bog," Agrimorfee	"Martha My Dear," The Beatles
"Merry Christmas from Florida," Diva & Wild Man	"Merry Christmas," Nat King Cole / Natalie Cole
"White Moves (Repost)," Leah Lockhart	"Night Moves," Bob Seger
"Drugs," Ghetto Chris and Monoco John	"Oh, Christmas Tree," Traditional
"Oh, Diva Dear," Todd Corliss and T.J. Spindler	"Oh, Christmas Tree," German Traditional
"Parodies On 45," AussieBullDog	"Polkas On 45," Weird Al Yankovic
"Laughter Infection," The Comedian	"Rainbow Connection," Kermit The Frog
"Really Fat Shady," Poopy Joe	"Real Slim Shady," Eminem
"Randalf the Redneck Cowboy," Xtreme Parody	"Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer," Traditional
"Frodo, the Angst Filled Hobbit," Arwen	"Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer," Traditional
"Tea (as in Boston Tea Party)," Johnny Pyro	"She," The Monkees
"Stayin' Alive," Carl Winter	"Stayin' Alive," BeeGees
"Mortal Ho-bag," Arwen	"Teenage Dirtbag," Wheatus
"The '1'-derer," Paul Robinson	"The Wanderer," Dion and the Belmonts
"A Case of Norwalk (Virus)," Carl Winter	"Under the Boardwalk," The Drifters
"Upstairs In Neverland," Wannabee RockSTAR*	"Up On The Housetop," Traditional
"Wet Christmas," Royce Miller	"White Christmas," Bing Crosby
"You Better Headset," Michael Pacholek	"You Better You Bet," The Who
December 13, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"The Liquor Man," Skaz	"The Wicker Man," Iron Maiden
December 14, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"Fat Boy Freestyle Pt. I vs. 'Pie Slam'," John Spoof	"8 Mile Freestyle Pt. II vs. 'Lotto'," Eminem
"Fat Boy Freestyle vs. 'Stuffed Tako'," John Spoof	"8 Mile Freestyle vs. 'Lickty Spilt'," Eminem
"33.6 Modem," neminem	"98.6," Keith
"I Lost A Fight," AussieBullDog	"Across The Night," Silverchair
"Addicted To Pugs," The Comedian	"Addicted To Love," Robert Palmer
"Addicted To Crack," MAniac	"Addicted," Simple Plan
"Failed the Test," twoofus	"Air Hostess," Busted
"All the Mall Things," Chris H.	"All the Small Things," Blink 182
"America(The Bootyfull)," Frank Honzu	"America(The Beautiful)," Patriotic-traditional
"Another One Likes The Crust (the Pizza Hut Song)," Malcolm Higgins	"Another One Bites The Dust," Queen
"Another Comment (I'm Not 18) - For TJ Spindler," Static	"Another Postcard (With Chimpanzees)," Barenaked Ladies
"Ballad Of Saddam ," Guy DiRito	"Ballad Of Jed Clampett," Lester Flatt And Earl Skruggs
"These Fine Blue Guys," Guy DiRito	"Behind Blue Eyes," The Who
"Mint," Chris H.	"Bent," Matchbox 20
"Best of Cheese," MAniac	"Best of Me," The Starting Line
"St. Nick," Jeremy Otto	"Bitch," Meredith Brooks
"Spurkey ( The Spam Christmas Turkey Song)," Malcolm Higgins	"Born Free," Andy Williams Version
"He Killed My Wife(a Parody About Max Payne)," Salman	"Bring Me To Life ," Evanescence
"Burning Out The Mouse," The Comedian	"Burning Down The House," Talking Heads
"Bobby Brown," Johnny Pyro	"Charlie Brown," The Coasters
"Chestnuts Cannot be Digested by Dogs," moscowman	"Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire," The Carpenters
"Pop Punk Mockers," Lev007	"Clash City Rockers," The Clash
"Braindead at Heart," PattySponge	"Crazy In Love," Beyonce Knowles (feat. Jay-Z)
"Hole In My Sock," Jenny Lee	"Crocodile Rock," Elton John
"Playing Tetris," Guy DiRito	"Dance Of The Sugar Plum Fairies (The Nutcracker Suite)," Peter Tchaikovsky
"Don't Stop (Thinking About Hillary)," Tim Hall	"Don't Stop (Thinking About Tomorrow)," Fleetwood Mac
"Dustin Hoffman," The Comedian	"Dust In The Wind," Kansas
"I'm Overqualified," Tim Hall	"Elusive Butterfly," Bob Lind
"I'll Be Stalking You," Anthony Knight	"Every Breath You Take," The Police
"Fries at the Diner," Jack Wilson	"Eye of the Tiger," Survivor
"Feet of Mold," The Comedian	"Fields of Gold," Sting
"For Screwin' Me," DMD3	"For Lovin' Me," Gordon Lightfoot
"Hey, It's Ms. Pac-Man," Arcade Junkie	"Gee Whiz, It's Christmas," Carla Thomas
"Saddam's Capturing," John Spoof	"Gets On Everybody's Nerves," Songwriters
"Cheese," Jack Wilson	"Grease," Frankie Valli
"Have A Pip And Merry Little Christmas," Bob Gomez	"Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas," Frank Sinatra
"He's The Greatest Gamer," Arcade Junkie	"He's The Greatest Dancer," Sister Sledge
"Honky Tonk Christmas," Chris Bodily TM	"Honky Tonk Women," Rolling Stones
"How Drugs Are Bad (MMMKay)," Michael	"How You Remind Me," Nickelback
"Leonard Played Spock," The Comedian	"I Am A Rock," Simon and Garfunkel
"I'm In the Fortress," Michael Pacholek	"I Am the Walrus," The Beatles
"We're Sad Kitty Ate Some Feline Pine," Paul Robinson	"I Feel Fine," The Beatles
"I Guess That's Why We All Get The Flu," Leah Lockhart	"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues," Elton John
"I'm A Keed (Who Insults People for a Tribute and didn't forget neminem)," Static	"I Keed," Triumph The Insult Comic Dog
"They'll Be There For You," M.S.G	"I'll Be There For You," The Rembrandts
"Ben and J. Lo Song," Jack Wilson	"Immigrant Song," Led Zepplin
"It's Only Those Baked Beans," Jack Wilson	"It's Only Make Believe," Conway Twitty
"Jelly On It," Agrimorfee	"Jam On It," Newcleus
"Spamming Spells," Guy DiRito	"Jingle Bells," Traditional
"Tryptophan," Luckystar72	"Kryptonite," 3 Doors Down
"Leaving All The Compost," David Chrenko	"Leaning On The Lamp Post," Herman's Hermits
"Smelly Tree," Chris Bodily TM	"Let It Be," Beatles
"Life's Not Good," Arcade Junkie	"Life's Been Good," John Walsh
"Like A Freshman," Starlette Victory	"Like A Virgin," Madonna
"Gasium," Jasmine	"Lithium," Nirvana
"Living For the Suburbs," Michael Pacholek	"Living For the City," Stevie Wonder
"Chemical Weapon Number 9," Earl S. Garber	"Love Potion Number 9," Clovers/Searchers
"Brute Force and Ignorance," Phil Alexander	"Mad Dogs and Englishmen," Noel Coward
"No Capish-a What I Mean," Guy DiRito	"Marines Hymm," Traditional
"Academic Girl," Starlette Victory	"Material Girl," Madonna
"Cable TV, baby," Arcade Junkie	"Merry Christmas, Baby," Charles Brown
"Some Iraqis, Some Fools," John Spoof	"Monkey See, Monkey Do," Eminem
"My Froggy," Andrea Huckstep	"My Bonnie," Traditional
"Dumb," Nbsami	"Numb," Linkin Park
"Dumb," Punk	"Numb," Linkin Park
"One Step Closer," VanityFly	"One Step Closer," Linkin Park
"Mummy Dont Cry," Matthew Simms	"Pappa Dont Preach," Kelly Ozbourne
"Proud To Be On Welfare," Fred Jones	"Proud To Be An American," Lee Greenwood
"Rick D, Where's The Thermometer?," Paul Robinson	"Rikki Don't Lose That Number," Steely Dan
"Say Goodbye to Hollywood (Say Goodbye Madonna)," Michael Pacholek	"Say Goodbye to Hollywood (Say Goodbye My Baby)," Billy Joel
"Seamy, Feely," Guy DiRito	"See Me, Feel Me,"
"Stevie," Fitu Petaia	"Shaft," Isaac Hayes
"He Went To Tikrit To Hide," Guy DiRito	"She Got a Ticket to RIde," Beatles
"Playstation," Arcade Junkie	"Spinning Wheel," Blood, Sweat & Tears
"Bummer, Bushland Falls (Berlin Or Pretoria)," Michael Pacholek	"Summer, Highland Falls (Sadness Or Euphoria)," Billy Joel
"Mortal Kombat," Count Nobbus	"Teenage Dirtbag," Wheatus
"Nerd BBQ Song," Maths MC	"The BBQ Song," Mass MC feat MC Thorn
"The Nutty Hymn of the Professor," Rick Duncan	"The Battle Hymn of the Republic," Traditional
"The Continuing Story Of Malcolm Higgins Not Writing Songs With A Sex Theme..," Malcolm Higgins	"The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill," The Beatles
"The Continuing Story Of Saddam Hussein And Dick Cheney ," Malcolm Higgins	"The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill," Malcolm Higgins
"The Ever Continuing Story Of Malky Being Bored Not Writing Songs About At Least Some Sort Of Sex," Malcolm Higgins	"The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill," The Beatles
"The Last Of Todays Songs About The Continuing Story Of Mal Not Being Able To Write Songs Any More About Sex," Malcolm Higgins	"The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill," The Beatles
"The First Snip Off Your Wee Wee," Michael	"The First Cut Is The Deepest," Sheryl Crow
"No 'L'," Guy DiRito	"The First Noel," Traditional
"The Good Pup," John Ellerbach	"The Good Stuff," Kenny Chesney
"The Hardest Part Is The Puttin'," AussieBullDog	"The Hardest Button To Button," The White Stripes
"The Meteorites," Mari Aranoff Duncan	"The Israelites," Desmond Dekker & The Aces
"The Longhair Writing Code," The Comedian	"The Long And Winding Road," The Beatles
"Three Morons," Kaijirus	"Three Libras," A Perfect Circle
"Just Keep Your Mouth Closed," Duffy	"Time Warp," Rocky Horror Picture Show
"Carsick," Chris Bodily TM	"Toxic," Britney Spears
"Ones on All Three is Bad," Gary Main	"Two Out of Three Aint Bad," Meat Loaf
"We Got Him," Stray Pooch	"Venus," Shocking Blue (Also Bananarama)
"Oh Gosh, I look Meretricious," Know 1 can hear you dream	"We wish you a Merry Christmas," Traditional
"When Will I Be Fed?," Rick Duncan	"When Will I Be Loved?," Linda Ronstadt
"Good Website," Arcade Junkie	"White Christmas," Irvin Berlin
"Wonderbra," Kimsar Fishrey	"Wonderwall," Oasis
December 16, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"A Tornado Morning," The Comedian	"A Beautiful Morning," The Rascals
"A Big AmiRight Polka," John Spoof	"Angry White Boy Polka," Weird Al Yankovic
"It's Poop For Us!!," Adagio	"Aquarius," 5th Dimension
"The Life of Riley (TV Wasteland)," zvoidx	"Baba O'Riley," The Who
"On War Footin'," William Tong	"Barefootin'," Robert Parker
"I Just Wanna Be Chris Berman," Arcade Junkie	"Beast of Burden," Rolling Stones
"Kenny And The Deaths," AussieBullDog	"Bennie And The Jets," Elton John
"Blunt Smokin'," Brodie	"Big Pimpin'," Jay-Z
"Cement Pigs ," Annabelle	"Blood Pigs ," Otep
"Mom's Tired Of," Adagio	"Bye Bye Love," Everly Brothers
"Give Me Bannanas ," Kristian	"Call Me Manana," Scooter
"Can't Pay, Won't Go," Arcade Junkie	"Can't Stop, Won't Stop," Young Gunz
"Monopoly," Luckystar72	"Celebrity," N'sync
"Everything Starts," Mian* Ash*	"Everything Ends," Slipknot
"I'd Like A Bagel," Paul Robinson	"Fly Like An Eagle," Steve Miller
"Pringles," Chris H.	"Fly Like an Eagle," Steve Miller Band
"Brie Callin'," Michael C Miller	"Free Fallin'," Tom Petty
"N'SYNC's big tour bus," Luckystar72	"Gilligan's Island Theme," Gilligan's Island Theme
"(We Have To Let You) Go Now," Tim Hall	"Go Now," Moody Blues
"God Must Have Spent A Little More Time On Food," Luckystar72	"God Must Have Spent A Little More Time On You," N'sync
"Tribute Parodies," The Comedian	"Grazing In The Grass," The Friends of Distinction
"Had Yourself a Scary Little Kid, Miss," Leah Lockhart	"Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas," Traditional
"Saddam Hussein," Chris Bodily TM	"Horse With No Name," America
"My KaZaA," M.S.G	"How Bizarre," OMC
"I Am A Chalk," The Comedian	"I Am A Rock," Simon and Garfunkel
"We Got You Saddam.," Jeff Wilder	"I Got You Babe," Sonny And Cher
"I Wanna Clean Your Van," John Ellerbach	"I Wanna Be Your Man," Andy Griggs
"I Was So High," Mari Aranoff Duncan	"I Will Survive," Gloria Gaynor
"We're Sorry," Gary Main	"I'm Sorry," John Denver
"Within The Dancing Facility," Logan Scholfield, Eric Schmidt, Mike Zaret, Parker Ferguson	"In Da CLub," 50 Cent
"Indent the Paragraphs (frustrated english teacher)," Ethan Mawyer	"Incense and Peppermints," Strawberry Alarm Clock
"It's All I Can Write ( A Sequel To The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill Quintilogy About Malky Not Being Able To Write About His Favourite Thing," Malcolm Higgins	"It's All I Can Do," The Cars
"JabbinRocky," Rick Duncan	"Jabberwocky," Lewis Carroll
"Just Got Paged," Luckystar72	"Just Got Paid," N'SYNC
"Santa, I Want Two," Know 1 can hear you dream	"Kinda I Want To," Nine Inch Nails
"Now I'm Learnin," Kristian	"Like A Virgin," Madonna
"Dance Dance Revolution," Arcade Junkie	"Locomotion," Little Eva/Grand Funk Railroad/Kylie Minoughe
"Crack Shack," Luckystar72	"Love Shack," B-52's
"The Only Reason I Have A Kitchen (Is That It Came With the House)," Duffy	"Lyin' Eyes," The Eagles
"Mama Said The Man Would Come," sloatead	"Mama Told Me Not To Come," Three Dog Night
"War Love," William Tong	"More Love," Smokey Robinson & The Miracles
"Cleanin' on," Dr. L	"Movin' On," Good Charlotte
"Anything from Anything," Fitu Petaia	"Nothing from Nothing," Billy Preston
"Top Goes the Diesel," Mick Terry	"Pop Goes the Weasel," (150 year old children's song)
"Pot," B. Mac	"Pop," N'Sync
"Wine Stoned Cowboy," Thei Mike	"Rhinestone Cowboy," Glen Campbell
"Crocodile On The Christmas Tree," Phil Alexander	"Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree," Brenda Lee
"We Got Saddam," giblet o'sarcasm	"Rubberband Man," Spinners
"Rudy, the Red-Nosed Reindeer," Mick Terry	"Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer," Gene Autry
"Sex With Katie," Agrimorfee	"Sexy Sadie," The Beatles
"Show Me The Meaning Of Eating Donuts," Luckystar72	"Show Me The Meaning Of Being Lonely," Backstreet Boys
"Sudden Loss," Rick Duncan	"Southern Cross," Crosby Stills & Nash
"Bad Words," The Great Karlando	"Space Lord," Monster Magnet
"Stirring and Frying," Mr. Bill	"Staying Alive," The Bee Gees
"Bigger," Luckystar72	"Stronger," Britney Spears
"Spammin' My Display," Guy DiRito	"Surfin' USA," Beach Boys
"Sweet Home New Jersey," Green Bloodied Hound Dogs	"Sweet Home Alabama," Lynyrd Skynyrd
"Saddamy's Mommy," Guy DiRito	"Sylvia's Mother," Dr. Hook
"Talking Sadaam," Freedom Rock	"Talking Softball," The Simpsons
"That Was The Day Hussein!," sqwark.com	"Those Were The Days My Friend," Peter Paul & Mary
"Bus Driving Song," Capt. Cal	"Truck Driving Song," Weird Al
"Average Pigeon," Leah lockhart	"Unknown Legend," Neil Young
"Where's My Ritalin?," js11296	"What's My Age Again?," Blink182
"We Got Him," Spaff.com	"You Got It," Roy Orbison
"Time to Smoke," Brodie	"You's a Ho," Ludacris
"Your Thong," Grynch	"Your Song," Elton John
December 17, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"Make Some Pie," Aaron Saraco	"Break Some Off," KoRn
"Braunschweiger," Agrimorfee	"Brown Sugar," The Rolling Stones
"You Fleeced Me Dirt Wad," Royce Miller	"Feliz Navidad," Jose Feliciano
"Relocated," AussieBullDog	"Fortune Faded," Red Hot Chili Peppers
"From Enrollment On (The Recruiting Song)," John Ellerbach	"From This Moment On," Shania Twain
"Fusin'," The Comedian	"Groovin'," The Rascals
"Have I Told You Lately That I Love You - Part 3," Mari Aranoff Duncan	"Have I Told You Lately That I Love You," Van Morrison
"The Item's Sold," Arcade Junkie	"Heart & Soul," Huey Lewis & The News
"How Do You Like Meatballs?," The Country Spoofer	"How Do You Like Me Now?," Toby Keith
"Who's Bill?," Agrimorfee	"I Will," The Beatles
"Chronic," K-Bear	"Ironic," Alanis Morissette
"Jenny From The Corner," K-Bear	"Jenny From The Block," J-Lo
"Bee Sting," Green Bloodied Hound Dogs	"Little Wing," Jimi Hendrix
"Booze Yourself," K-Bear	"Lose Yourself," Eminem
"My Name is Arwen," Arwen	"My Name is Luka," Suzanne Vega
"My Teeth, My Gap," K-Bear	"My Neck, My Back," Khia
"Dumb Old Fool," Tim Hall	"My Old School," Steely Dan
"Lets Discuss Trees," Guy DiRito	"Oh Christmas Tree," Traditional
"Dunce of a Lifetime," Rick Duncan	"Once in a Lifetime," Talking Heads
"Too Much MTV," Agrimorfee	"Refugee," Tom Petty
"Carp Dressed Man," Agrimorfee	"Sharp Dressed Man," ZZ Top
"Whiny Crabby People," Agrimorfee	"Shiny Happy People," R.E.M.
"Shooting Tsars," Phil Alexander	"Shooting Star," Bad Company
"Got The Flu," Arcade Junkie	"Stuck with You," Huey Lewis & the News
"May-O," Diana Reed	"The Banana Boat song," Harry Belafonte
"Dumber Than Dumb (The Beavis and Butthead Song)," Bob Gomez	"The Little Drummer Boy," The Harry Simeone Chorale
"Shah Hide!," Guy DiRito	"Theme from Rawhide," Rowdy Gaines
"Up Here At The North Pole," sloatead	"Winchester Cathedral," New Vaudeville Band
"Winter Furlough-Land," bartholomew cheapshot and giblet o'sarcasm	"Winter Wonderland," Perry Como
December 18, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"Fact Eternity," Eye1zLotto	"Act Naturally," Ringo Star
"Always Stand on the Penguin Side," Coral Snake	"Always Stand on the Union Side," M. C. Bisbee (1863) Traditional
"Another Trip to the Mall," Chris Bodily TM	"Another Brick in the Wall (Part 2)," Pink Floyd
"Bag Dad Underground," Guy DiRito	"Bad Bad Leroy Brown," Jim Croce
"Cherry Herring," Mari Aranoff Duncan	"Barracuda," Heart
"Battle of Iraq," Thor2000	"Battle of New Orleans," Johnny Horton
"Boris The Driver," AussieBullDog	"Boris The Spider," The Who
"Bored in Math Block A," RubyTuesday	"Born in the USA," Bruce Springsteen
"Hell, This Cat Food Is Too Bland," Paul Robinson	"Cowgirl In The Sand," Neil Young
"Cold Pizza," Arcade Junkie	"Down on the corner," Creedence Clearwater Revival
"Police Nabbed My Dad," Spaff.com	"Feliz Navidad," Jose Feliciano
"Go and Say G'day," Rick Duncan	"Go and Say Goodbye," Buffalo Springfield
"Here Comes Santa Claus," Earl S. Garber	"Here Comes Santa Claus," Gene Autry
"Incontinency," CShell	"Hurt," Nine Inch Nails
"Running in Fear Of Angelique," Thor2000	"Living La Vida Loca," Ricky Martin
"Loose Wheel," Jan Unwin	"Lucille," Kenny Rogers
"Magical Girl," Thor2000	"Material Girl," Madonna
"A Subtle Plea," Arwen	"My Name Is Luka," Suzanne Vega
"I'm Ninety-Three," Zak Randall	"Oh Christmas Tree," Traditional
"Oh! Give Us an OS that's Open," Coral Snake	"Oh! Give Us a Navy of Iron,"
"Tricksy Little Hobbitsss," Arwen	"Rainy Days and Mondays," The Carpenters
"Gold Brick Road," The Country Spoofer	"Red Dirt Road," Brooks and Dunn
"Rudolph the Stoner Reindeer," Ashlee Harris	"Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer," X-mas
"The Last-Minute Shopper," Chris Bodily TM	"The Boxer," Simon & Garfunkle
"Fed Ex," Ryan Quinn	"The Ex," Billy Talent
"We Gotta Cross That Bridge To Get To The Other Side," Arcade Junkie	"The Other Side," Aerosmith
"Landing on Boardwalk (The Monopoly Song)," Zak Randall	"Under the Boardwalk," The Drifters
"White Christmas," Floyd's Garage	"White Christmas," Christmas Traditional
December 19, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"(Don't Be) A Streaker," AussieBullDog	"(Don't Fear) The Reaper," Blue Oyster Cult
"4 + 20 + this one = 25 parodies," Paul Robinson	"4 +20," Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
"Backstreet's Death," K-Bear	"All I have to Give," Backstreet Boys
"Benny I Hate U," Michael	"Baby I Love U," Jennifer Lopez
"Born to Make You Slap Me," K-Bear	"Born to Make You Happy," Britney Spears
"Bin Laden's at Ground Zero," Spongebob Sweatpants	"Christmas at Ground Zero," Weird Al Yankovic
"I'm Waiting For Her Rack To Blow," Luckystar72	"Don't Let Me Be The Last To Know," Britney Spears
"Every Simpson Loves The Klown," Jack Wilson	"Everybody Loves a Clown," Gary Lewis and the Playboys
"Fuh-leas On My Dog," sloatead	"Feliz Navidad," Jose Feleciano
"(Can you see the pixies) Fernando," Bozo Yosamite Hoobs	"Fernando," Abba
"Filling A Hole," Vernon Lintmere	"Fixing A Hole," Paul McCartney (The Beatles)
"Gimme Some Sprite," Arcade Junkie	"Give Me The Night," George Benson
"Happy Days," Jack Wilson	"Glory Days," Bruce Springsteen
"Gibberish Hotline," Jack Wilson	"Good Morning Starshine," Oliver
"Grandpa Paid Off Santa For the Reindeer," Leah Lockhart	"Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer," Elmo and Patsy
"Cut The Fro," Luckystar72	"Here We Go," N'sync
"I'm William Wallace," Ethan Mawyer	"I Am the Walrus," The Beatles
"I Just Wanna Be Fat," The Redneck Wag	"I Just Wanna Be Mad," Terri Clark
"I Loved That Barn," John Ellerbach	"I Love This Bar," Tob Keith
"I Wanna Talk About Steve," Luckystar72	"I Wanna Talk About Me," Toby Keith
"I'll Be Ill for Christmas," Young Dave	"I'll Be Home For Christmas," Traditional
"We'll Never Write Bout Sex Again," Royce Miller	"I'll Never Fall in Love Again," Dionne Warwick
"I Met Them All," Luckystar72	"It's All Been Done," Barenaked Ladies
"Just Find My (Rooster) Somewhere!," Ima Lill Bitnaughty	"It's Five O'clock Somewhere," Alan Jackson
"Deflated," Luckystar72	"Jaded," Aerosmith
"Rohan's Girl," Arwen	"Jessie's Girl," Rick Springfield
"Honks and Yells," Vernon Lintmere	"Jingle Bells," James Pierpont
"Just A Tornado," Agrimorfee	"Just A Gigolo/Ain't Got Nobody," David Lee Roth (after Louis Prima)
"Leavning On A Rocket," Luckystar72	"Leaving On A Jetplane," Armageddon Soundtrack
"ACT (The American College Test Song)," Joelle	"Let It Be," The Beatles
"Let's See it Again," Arcade Junkie	"Let's Do It Again," The Staple SIngers
"Living For The Country," Fitu Petaia	"Living For The City," Stevie Wonder
"Mass Confusion," Raymond L. M.	"Love Profusion," Madonna
"Missing Puffy," Michael Pacholek	"Makin' Whoopee," Eddie Cantor
"Hansel's Crummy Life," Ethan Mawyer	"Mambo Number Five," Lou Bega
"I Made a Tangerine Flan," Phil Alexander	"Mr Tambourine Man," Bob Dylan
"Sixteen-Note Samba," Mari Aranoff Duncan	"One-Note Samba," Antonio Carlos Jobim
"Oops... I'm Pregnant Again," Luckystar72	"Oops... I Did It Again," Britney Spears
"Watchin' Hee Haw," Rick Duncan	"Ride My See Saw," Moody Blues
"AmIRight," Jammin' Jeff	"Silent Night," Traditional
"Christmas Eve on the Road," R. Eric Schrieber	"Six Days on the Road by E. Green and C. Montgomery," Sawyer Brown
"Gaining Sixteen Tons," Jan Unwin	"Sixteen Tons," Tennessee Ernie Ford
"Schizophrenic Song," K-Bear	"Somewhere I Belong," Linkin Park
"Tariq Azizi," Guy DiRito	"Take It Easy," Eagles
"Twelve Utah Christmases," Spaff.com	"The 12 Days of Christmas," Traditional
"The Most Wonderful Dame with that Rear," Michael Pacholek	"The Most Wonderful Time of the Year," Andy Williams
"The Moose Ticks Love To Bite," The Comedian	"The Music Of The Night," Andrew Lloyd Webber ( From 'The Phantom of the Opera' )
"The Wright Stuff," Luckystar72	"The Right Stuff," New Kids On The Block
"There's a Kind of Mush," Rick Duncan	"There's a Kind of Hush," Herman's Hermits
"Found Saddam In The Hole," Steve Kalafut	"Thirty Days In The Hole," Humble Pie
"My Theatre Experience," Arwen	"Tom's Diner," Suzanne Vega
"Chubby Women," R. Eric Schrieber	"Trashy Women," Confederate Railroad
"Sam Gamgee," Syncronos	"Uptown Girl," Billy Joel
"Egregious," William Tong	"Venus," Shocking Blue
"Archie Bunker," Jay W	"We Will Rock You," Queen
"It Will Stone You," Zaphod Beeblebrox	"We Will Rock You," Queen
"Who Will Pay The Toll?," David Pratter	"Who Will Save Your Soul?," Jewel
"Winchester Is Evil," Michael Pacholek	"Winchester Cathedral," The New Vaudeville Band
"Walkin Round in Women's Underwear," Jack Wilson	"Winter Wonderland," Christmas
"Mimi's Bikini," Agrimorfee	"Yoshimi vs The Pink Robots, Part 1," Flaming Lips
December 20, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"12 Days of Action," Fitu Petaia	"12 Days of Christmas," Traditional
"462-0005/Jenny," Static	"867-5309/Jenny," Goo Goo Dolls
"All Squared, All Squared," Rock Princess	"All Dead, All Dead," Queen
"Amiright's Now Triple X-less," Guy DiRito	"All My Ex's Live In Texas," George Strait
"Always My Precious To Me," Syncronos	"Always A Woman To Me," BIlly Joel
"White Boy's Holiday Polka," Stockton	"Angry White Boy Polka," Weird Al Yankovic
"Micro$oft Billionaires," Coral Snake	"Dad's a Millionaire," Henry Clay Work (1867) Traditional
"Daniel 2003," Mari Aranoff Duncan	"Daniel," Elton John
"The Tale of a Soldier from Rohan (Lord of the Rings: Return of the King)," Syncronos	"Down Easter Alexa," Billy Joel
"Where's Waldo?," Adagio and Guy DiRito	"Fernando," ABBA
"I'm Logging Off," Joelle	"Get The Party Started," Pink
"The Slowest Horse in the World," Ethan Mawyer	"Headstrong," Trapt
"Keiko's Body," Red Rebel	"John Brown's Body," Elvis Presley
"Jolly Old Founding Federalists," KAH & Ana	"Jolly Old St. Nicholas," Traditional
"Journey to Saddam," Lucy Wooten	"Journey to Ernie Theme," Sesame Street
"Joy To The World," KAH & Ana	"Joy To The World," Traditional
"King of Stains," Jan Unwin	"King of Pain," The Police
"Blather," Paul Robinson	"Lather," Jefferson Airplane
"Like Iraq," Chris Bodily TM	"Like A Rock," Bob Seger
"Listen to K-Mart," Jan Unwin	"Listen to Your Heart," Roxette
"Mister Saint Nick," S.T.G.	"Little Deuce Coupe," The Beach Boys
"High Life," Michael Pacholek	"My Life," Billy Joel
"Saddam," John Spoof	"Numb," Linkin Park
"American Idol," Arcade Junkie	"Oh come all ye faithful/Adeste Fideles," Traditional
"One Week (Since the dentist drilled me)," Aaron Dodson	"One Week," Barenaked Ladies
"He is Legolas!," Syncronos	"Piano Man," Billy Joel
"Play That Country Music," Tim Hall	"Play That Funky Music," Wild Cherry
"Veal Cutlet," Michael	"Real Love," Mary J. Blige
"04 Elections Are Coming To Town," KAH & Ana	"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town," Traditional
"Send One Your Gift," Fitu Petaia	"Send One Your Love," Stevie Wonder
"Sixteen Games," Michael Pacholek	"Sixteen Tons," Tennessee Ernie Ford
"Scrooge Said �Bah, Humbug!�," The Comedian	"Smoke On The Water," Deep Purple
"The Crave For Food," Saider Eiegle	"The Way You Move," Outkast (Big Boi Feat. Sleeply Brown)
"The Return Of The King," Syncronos	"Total Eclipse of the Heart," Bonnie Tyler
"Veteran of the Flaming Wars," Liam Wescott	"Veteran of the Psychic Wars," Blue Oyster Cult
"Stalking My Dentist," The Country Spoofer	"Walking in Memphis," Lonestar
"Locked out in my Winter Underwear," Diane Halvorsen and Chuck Moran	"Walking in a Winter Wonderland," Traditional
"Vegemite," AussieBullDog	"Well All Right," Santana
"Maybe It's Just Me," Livinitup	"When I'm Gone," 3 Doors Down
"When You're Dying to Bake," Rick Duncan	"When You're Lying Awake," Gilbert and Sullivan/ Todd Rundgren
December 21, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"12 Days of Motown," Fitu Petaia	"12 Days of Christmas," Traditional
"Ludicrous Theme," Tom 'Porker' Gosnell	"Arthur's Theme," Burt Bacharach
"Were Related," crazyandinsane	"Complicated," Avril Lavigne
"Was Found Underground," Guy DiRito	"Eastbound And Down (Smokey And The Bandit)," Jerry Reed
"Squirrels Just Wanna Go Crunch!," Chris H.	"Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch," Cyndi Lauper
"Christmas In Australia," AussieBullDog	"Hotel California," The Eagles
"The Two Towers," Chris H.	"Hotel California," The Eagles
"I Fought Your Ma," Rick Duncan	"I Fought the Law," Bobby Fuller Four
"Got Cologne For Christmas," Guy DiRito	"I'll Be Home For Christmas," Bing Crosby
"Jammin' (The Copier Song)," Mari Aranoff Duncan	"Jammin'," Bob Marley
"Pledge Drive," Arcade Junkie	"Joy Ride," Roxette
"Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow!," Aaron Dodson	"Let it Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!," Bing Crosby
"Librarian Girl," Chris Bodily TM	"Liberian Girl," Michael Jackson
"Cannibal Wood," xanya	"Norwegian Wood," The Beatles
"Guitar Man," Floyd's Garage	"Piano Man," Billy Joel
"Mrs. Claus," Spaff.com	"Stacy's Mom," Fountains of Wayne
"Stairway to the Twelve Days of Christmas," Chris Bodily TM	"Stairway to Heaven," Led Zeppelin
"Mel's Diner," sloatead	"Tom's Diner," Suzanne Vega
"Waiting In Line," AussieBullDog	"You Could Be Mine," Guns N' Roses
December 22, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"2-Minute Warning," Arcade Junkie	"A Woman's threat," R. Kelly
"I Do Stupid Tricks On Bikes," lebeiW15	"Angels We Have Heard On High," Traditional
"Another One Blows To Dust," Michael	"Another One Bites The Dust," Queen
"Breakdown (used car song)," MrMacphisto	"Breakdown," Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers
"Teach Me To Drive," AussieBullDog	"Bring Me To Life," Evanescence
"Goodbye Jelly Beans," Jan Unwin	"Candle in the Wind," Elton John
"The Computer Song," Alexa	"Chop Suey," System of a Down
"Christmas Time," Earl S. Garber	"Closing Time," Semisonic
"Cow Bird of the County," Jan Unwin	"Coward of the County," Kenny Rogers
"Bagel Bagel Bagel," Luckystar72	"Dreidel Dreidel Dreidel," Hanukkah Song
"I Just Wanna Fly [Dammit!]," Earl S. Garber	"Fly," Sugar Ray
"Gun Gun Gun," Freedom Rock	"Fun Fun Fun," Beach Boys
"Politicians Suck," JJ	"Girls and Boys," Good Charlotte
"Happy Little AmIRights (for ABD)," Stray Pooch	"Happy Little Vegemites," The Happy Little Vegemites
"Happy Hanukah," Malcolm Higgins	"Help Me Rhonda," The Beach Boys
"Help Me Santa," lebeiW15	"Help Me Rhonda," The Beach Boys
"Hey Now, You're a Nazi," LC-Trigger-Happy	"Hey Now, You're an All Star," Smash Mouth
"Hymn Of Bush," john	"Hymn of the Fayth," Nobuo Uematsu
"I Hate Everything About Chris," Andiel_Emily	"I Hate Everything About You," Three Days Grace
"Five Guitars," AussieBullDog	"Life On Mars?," David Bowie
"Kicked 'Em Out Of My Store," AussieBullDog	"Lookin' Out My Backdoor," Creedence Clearwater Revival
"Bill Gave Win Source Codes To China," Coral Snake	"Marching Through Georgia," Henry Clay Work (1865) Traditional
"Ted Baxter," Chris Bodily TM	"Master of Puppets," Metallica
"Me & Chipper Jones," Arcade Junkie	"Me & Mrs. Jones," Billy Paul
"The Day Bungholio Addressed The School Board," Guy DiRito	"Me And Julio Down By The School Yard," Paul Simon
"I Just Watched 'Gigli'," Arwen	"More Than A Feeling," Boston
"'I Love His Tight 'Fro," Ali*CaT	"My Love is Like.. Wo," Mya
"On On, On, The Penguins Marching!," Coral Snake	"On, On, On, The Boys Come Marching!," George Frederick Root (1865) Traditional
"It's Fun to Fly (With the Fat Guy)," Spaff.com	"Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)," The Offspring
"Got Coal," lebeiW15	"Rag Doll," Aerosmith
"Modem Connection," Steven Cavanagh	"Rainbow Connection," Kermit the Frog
"Ready for Pie," Big Red	"Ready to Die," Andrew W.K.
"Cyber Bowl All Night," Freedom Rock	"Rock And Roll All Night," KISS
"Rocket Bowl Girls," Rick Duncan	"Rock and Roll Girls," John Fogerty
"Shoppin' U.S.A.," lebeiW15	"Surfin' U.S.A.," The Beach Boys
"Osama's Time Will Soon Come," Adagio and Guy DiRito	"That Ain't The Way To Have Fun," Three Dog Night
"A Whining Nag," Tim Hall	"The Boston Rag," Steely Dan
"I Dunno," Rick Duncan	"The Raven," Edgar Allan Poe
"The Science of Mopping the Floor," JJ	"The Science of Selling Yourself Short," Less Than Jake
"This is the Song That Never Starts," Rick Duncan	"This is the Song That Never Ends," Shari Lewis
"Update Tramp, Tramp, Tramp, The Windows Users Hope.," Coral Snake	"Tramp! Tramp! Tramp! The Prisoner's Hope," George Frederick Root (1864) Traditional
"Under Missletoe," Michael	"Underneath It All," No Doubt
"Assets Run Dry," David Pratter	"Water Runs Dry," Boyz II Men
"We Will Rock Climb / We're Wearing Crampons," Phil Alexander	"We Will Rock You / We Are The Champions," Queen
"Without JT," Luckystar72	"Without Me," Eminem
December 23, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"I'm So Sick of '24'," Mari Aranoff Duncan	"25 or 6 to 4," Chicago
"Saddam and Osama's Christmas," Michael McVey	"A Terrorist's Christmas," James and Kling
"We Saw the Milky Way," Mari Aranoff Duncan	"Another Day," Paul McCartney
"Uday Is No Danger ( Or As We Call It, The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill's Fight To Get Malky To Be Able To Write Songs About Sex Again)," Malcolm Higgins	"Away In A Manger," Santa Claus
"Joyce Brothers," Chris Pollman	"Blood Brothers," Iron Maiden
"Can't Light These Reefers," Michael McVey	"Can't Fight This Feeling," REO Speedwagon
"Faster, Rudolph! Kill! Kill!," Spaff.com	"Clocks," Coldplay
"The Moonshine Trilogy," Michael McVey	"Country Sunshine, Sunshine on my Shoulders, Good Day Sunshine," Dottie West, John Denver, The Beatles
"Christmas in a College Dorm," Michael McVey	"Deck The Halls," Traditional
"Holiday Special," Kristin Hutkin and Becca Smulski	"Deck the Halls/Jingle Bells," Traditional
"Beagle," Michael McVey	"Eagle," ABBA
"Everybody Goes To School," Michael McVey	"Everybody Plays The Fool," Aaron Neville
"'Bends' from Low Places," Rick Duncan	"Friends in Low Places," Garth Brooks
"God Bless You, Mr. Vince Mcmahon," Arcade Junkie	"God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen," Traditional
"'Special' Woman," Adiana Rain	"Gold Dust Woman," Fleetwood Mac (Stevie Nicks)
"Beat Him Senseless (the Mike Tyson Song About The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill And The Freeze On Sex Parodies)," Malcolm Higgins	"Good King Wencelas," Santa Claus
"Play Ya," Ali*CaT	"Hey Ya," OutKast
"This Home's Deranged," Michael McVey	"Home On The Range," State Song of Kansas
"We Hate Everything About Bush," Alexa	"I Hate Everything About You," Three Days Grace
"I saw Daddy shooting Santa Claus," Michael McVey	"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus," Tommie Connor
"I Was Pro-Life When Pro-Life Wasn't Cool," Michael McVey	"I Was Country When Country Wasn't Cool," Barbara Mandrell
"I Spoof The Songs," Michael McVey	"I Write The Songs," Barry Manilow
"Got Lots Of Nothin' From Hans Blix," Guy DiRito	"I'm Gettin' Nothin' For Christmas," S Tepper and R Bennett
"I'm Smelling A Cow," Guy DiRito	"I`m Telling You Now ," Freddie & The Dreamers
"Barbecue," AussieBullDog	"Longview," Green Day
"Louie Louie (THE GREEN BLOODIED HOUND DOGS LYRICS)," Green Bloodied Hound Dogs	"Louie Louie," Kingsmen
"Dyin' Mice," Michael McVey	"Lyin' Eyes," The Eagles
"Mobster Mash," Michael McVey	"Monster Mash," Bobby 'Boris' Pickett
"Mrs. Bennet's Got Unmarried Daughters," Jude Rodamer	"Mrs. Brown You've Got A Lovely Daughter," Herman's Hermits
"The Math Carol," Amanda N. & Dad	"O' Come All Ye Faithful," Traditional
"My Foot Disease," Floyd's Garage	"Oh Christmas Tree," Christmas Traditional
"Old Yuppie," Michael McVey	"Old Hippie," David Allen Coe
"On The Phone Again," Michael McVey	"On The Road Again," Willie Nelson
"Johnny," Michael McVey	"Oney," Johnny Cash
"Only Blue," Eye1zLotto	"Only You," The Platters
"D-O-P-E," Ali*CaT	"P-I-M-P," 50 Cent Ft Snoop Dogg, G-Unit
"Greaseful Queasy Feeling," Michael McVey	"Peaceful Easy Feeling," The Eagles
"See Queer Eye For The Straight Guy," Malcolm Higgins	"Pretty Fly For A White Guy," The Offspring
"Adolf The Hard-Nosed Fuhrer," Claude Prez	"Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer," Gene Autry
"Nightmare The Big Bad Battlebot," Arcade Junkie	"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer," Traditional
"Shame On The Spoon," Michael McVey	"Shame On The Moon," Bob Seger
"Smokin' a Quarter," Phil Alexander	"Smoke on the Water," Deep Purple
"Smoky Fountain Pen," Michael McVey	"Smokey Mountain Rain," Ronnie Milsap
"Song Sung Moo," Michael McVey	"Song Sung Blue," Neil Diamond
"Kristin Is Stuck In A Puddle," Kristin Hutkin and Becca Smulski	"Stacey's Mom," Fountains of Wayne
"Super Action," Fitu Petaia	"Superstition," Stevie Wonder
"That's What Cats Are For," Michael McVey	"That's What Friends Are For," Dionne Warwick
"A Cosmonaut's Christmas (The Mir Song)," Michael McVey	"The 12 Days of Christmas," Traditional
"USFL," Arcade Junkie	"The 1st Noel," Traditional
"The Ballad of Spacely Sprockets," Michael McVey	"The Ballad of Davy Crockett (long version)," Tennessee Ernie Ford
"My Dog Has Rabies," Michael McVey	"There Goes My Baby," Trisha Yearwood
"Those Are The Gays," Michael McVey	"Those Were The Days," Archie and Edith Bunker
"We Three Kings parody (my adaptation)," Michael McVey	"We Three Kings," Traditional
"Nuke 'Em," Alexa	"Whip It," Devo
"Just Pour Me Doubles," Guy DiRito	"You've Got Your Troubles ," Fortunes
"You've Got Your Tribbles, I've Got Mine," Michael McVey	"You've Got Your Troubles, I've Got Mine," Buck Owens (and others)
December 24, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"Ace Is High," Chris Pollman	"Aces High," Iron Maiden
"All My Hexes Wiped Out Texas," Michael McVey	"All My Ex's Live In Texas," George Strait
"Masha's song (we love you)," Alice Aka Knobjockey	"Ana's Song (open fire)," Silverchair
"Idol Brought be In," Ali*CaT	"Angels Brought Me Here," Guy Sebastian
"VCR Blues," AussieBullDog	"As Long As I Can See The Light," Creedence Clearwater Revival
"Awaiting on a Stall," Rick Duncan	"Awaiting on You All," George Harrison
"Merry Christmas and a Bright New Year!," Syncronos	"Bring Me To Life," Evanescence
"Christmas Stress Is Here," Bob Gomez	"Christmas Time Is Here," Vince Guaraldi
"Don't Let Santa Bring You Coal," Green Bloodied Hound Dogs	"Don't Let The Sun Catch You Crying," Gerry & The Pacemakers
"Parody," S.T.G.	"Enemy," Sevendust
"Enter Santa," Chris Bodily TM	"Enter Sandman," Metallica
"Computer 'Fun'," Adagio and Guy DiRito	"Fortunate Son," Creedence Clearwater Revival
"Stevie Got Ranover By a Reindeer," Fitu Petaia	"Grandma Got Ranover By a Reindeer," Elmo & Patsy
"Grandpa Got Run Over by a Beer Truck," Leah and Alex	"Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer," Elmo & Patsy
"Have Yourself a Little Merry Christmas," Vernon Lintmere	"Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas," H. Martin and R. Blane
"Homeless Again," Bob Gomez	"Home On The Range," Traditional
"Clunker," MrMacphisto	"Hunter," Dido
"W Can't Stop Deceivin' (This Time Saddam Is Gone To Stay)," Michael McVey	"I Can't Help Believin' (This Time the Girl is Gonna Stay)," B.J. Thomas
"The Bush Dynasty," Jude Rodamer	"I Gotta Be Me," Sammy Davis Jr.
"The Ravages of Age," Afterlife Unknown	"Iris," Goo Goo Dolls
"She's My Wife," Ali*CaT	"It's My Life," No Doubt
"Bunnies," Merry & Pippin	"Money," Pink Floyd
"We Got Code Orange for Christmas," Melanie Lee	"Nuttin' for Christmas," Barry Gordon
"O Come, All Ye Wingnuts (Adeste El Doofus)," Michael Pacholek	"O Come, All Ye Faithful (Adeste Fideles)," Traditional Christmas Carol
"Sonic's Christmas Tree," Bryan Pardue	"Oh Christmas Tree," Traditional
"Oh Santa," sloatead	"Oh Darling," Beatles
"If It Don't Work Just Slam It," Chris Pollman	"Out Of The Silent Planet," Iron Maiden
"Movie Man," Michael Pacholek	"Piano Man," Billy Joel
"Mad Cow Disease," Guy DiRito	"Please Mr. Please," Olivia Newton-John
"Knockin' On Down the Christmas Tree," Stray Pooch	"Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree," Brenda Lee (et al)
"Lightning Round," Arcade Junkie	"Round & Round," Ratt
"Second Guessed," Charlie Decker	"Second Best," Barenaked Ladies
"Stacy's Mom (Is smokin on the bong)," Robbie 'Fabio' O'Leary	"Stacy's Mom," Fountains of Wayne
"The 6 Accusations," Bethany Andersvellow-Maggot	"The 12 Days of Christmas," Some Twits
"Ticket To Fly," sloatead	"Ticket To Ride," Beatles
"Whats My Name Again ," Bryan D. keri T , sarah B , alex M	"Whats My Age Again ," Blink 182
"Who Wants To File Forever," Rock Princess	"Who Wants To Live Forever," Queen
"Will I Have HIV Tomorrow?," Bob Gomez	"Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow," The Shirelles
December 25, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"12 Actors Which I Printed Out," Fitu Petaia	"12 Days of Christmas," Traditional
"Bohemian Gas Attack," Matt F.	"Bohemian Rhapsody," Queen
"Daniel Rather," Guy DiRito	"Come Together," Beatles
"Cheer up Tarik Aziz," Gary Main	"Daydream Beleiver," The Monkees
"Drank Too Much Bacardi," Roxanne Kircher	"Get This Party Started," Pink
"Jacko Got Run Over By A Reindeer," Lampooner	"Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer," Elmo and Patsy
"Zellweger," Michael	"Heartbreaker," Mariah Carey
"I Wanna Be X-Rated," Rick Duncan	"I Wanna Be Sedated," The Ramones
"It's One Freakin' Cow," David Chrenko	"I'm Telling You Now," Freddie & The Dreamers
"Im Santa the Claus I Am," Jack Wilson	"Im Henry VIII I Am," Herman's Hermits
"Suicide Bomber," Andrew Morse	"Indian Outlaw," Tim McGraw
"It's Art Bell," Adam Bernstein	"Jingle Bells," Traditional
"Shopping Hell," Andiel_Emily	"Jingle Bells," Traditional
"Predict The Weather," AussieBullDog	"Let's Stick Together," Bryan Ferry
"Little Bit Of COBOL," Tim K.	"Little Bit Of Soul," The Music Explosion
"Ugly," JudgeJoeBooby	"Lucky," Britney Spears
"Lyin' Eyes 2004," Liam Wescott	"Lyin' Eyes," The Eagles
"Ebenezer Bush," Adam Bernstein	"Magic Man," Heart
"Howard Dean's Leading in Taxachusetts," Michael McVey	"Massachusetts," Bee Gees
"Melhi Can Lick Yo' Mama," David Chrenko	"Mele Kalikimaka," Bing Crosby with The Andrews Sisters
"New Year's Resolutions," Melhi	"Revolution," Beatles
"San Clinton," Michael McVey	"San Quentin," Johnny Cash
"Bin Laden is Coming to Town," Slapp Dee	"Santa Claus is Coming to Town," Gillespie and Coots
"They'll Hit the Roads a-Weavin'," Stray Pooch	"Sink the Bismarck," Johnny Horton
"The Cooper," Andrew Morse	"The Future," Prince
"The Anti-Packer Polka (I Hate The Green Bay Quackers)," Michael McVey	"The Green Bay Packer Polka (I Love My Green Bay Packers)," Eddy J.
"The O.J. Case (MY 50TH PARODY)," Michael	"The Way You Move," Outkast
"We Three Kinks," Michael McVey	"We Three Kings," John H. Hopkins, Jr.
"(Too Much) Cholesterol at Breakfasttime," Michael McVey	"Wonderful Christmastime," Paul McCartney
"Ya'll Want a Parody," Jeff Lattea	"Ya'll Want a Single," KoRn
December 26, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"Ferris Bueller's Day Off," Jack Wilson	"Another One Bites the Dust," Queen
"Not Exactly Water, And It Ain't Exactly Earth," AussieBullDog	"Baba O'Riley," The Who
"Ban On the Gun," Rick Duncan	"Band On the Run," Wings
"Items To Sell," AussieBullDog	"Bat Out Of Hell," Meat Loaf
"Bad Snowman," Adagio	"Come Together," Beatles
"P-A-T-R-I-O-T A-C-T," Michael McVey	"D-I-V-O-R-C-E," Tammy Wynette
"Growl When You Mumble," 2nz	"Down on the Corner," Creedance Cleerwater Revival
"Dream a Little L.S.D.," Michael McVey	"Dream a Little Dream of Me," Mamas and Papas
"I'm Double-Chinned," Jude Rodamer	"Dust In The Wind," Kansas
"Flea's In My Crotch," Patty LaSalle	"Feliz Navidad," Jose Feliciano
"Grandma Got Run Over By A John Deere," Claude Prez	"Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer," Elmo and Patsy
"Munchies," Neo Matrix	"Hey Ya," Outkast
"Not Leaving On This Jet Plane," Guy DiRito	"I'm Leaving On A Jet Plane," Peter, Paul and Mary
"(Osama's at the) Qandahar Inn," Michael McVey	"Lincoln Park Inn," Bobby Bare, Tom T. Hall
"Lunch is All Around," Jeremy Otto	"Love is All Around," Wet Wet Wet
"War Contract Dealing," William Tong	"More Than A Feeling," Boston
"War Monger Moron," William Tong	"More Than A Woman," The Bee Gees
"Ring The Bell," Fitu Petaia	"Silver Bells," Stevie Wonder
"Smells like Nickelback," 2nz	"Someday," Nickelback
"Stuck the Components," @ssKicker	"Stuck in a Moment," U2
"Turning Up Funky Toons," Fitu Petaia	"Taking It To The Streets," The Doobie Brothers
"The Peace Freaks," Michael McVey	"The Streak," Ray Stevens
"Now Ends The Craze," Guy DiRito	"Those Were The Days," Caroll O'Conner & Jean Stapleton
"Twelve Months Of Wrestling," Freedom Rock	"Twelve Days Of Christmas," Traditional Christmas
"Uptight (Everything's Not Alright)," Fitu Petaia	"Uptight (Everything's Alright)," Stevie Wonder
"Samus," Andrea Huckstep	"Venus," Shocking Blue
"Posed Hussein," William Tong	"You're So Vain," Carly Simon
December 28, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"50 Ways To Spoof Ray Stevens," Michael McVey	"50 Ways To Get bin Laden," Ray Stevens
"All Shook Up," Guy DiRito	"All Shook Up," Elvis Presley
"Do You Think You're Gonna Hurl?," Brittney :D	"Are You Gonna Be My Girl," Jet
"As Steers Go By," Rick Duncan	"As Tears Go By," Rolling Stones
"Away with Your Anger," Joseph A. Rhodes	"Away in a Manger," Traditional
"The Life of Riley (TV Wasteland) - [repost]," zvoidx	"Baba O'Riley," The Who
"Black Turd," T2N WRITER	"Blackbird," The Beatles
"Drop dead ," Netdemon	"Bodies," Drowning Pool
"Australian Slangsody," AussieBullDog	"Bohemian Rhapsody," Queen
"Can't Dry Me Up ( The Moisture Song)," T2N WRITER	"Can't Buy Me Love," The Beatles
"You Will Shoot Your Eye Out Son," Johnny Pyro	"Carry On My Wayward Son," Kansas
"Cisco Winner," Fitu Petaia	"Cisco Kid," WAR
"The Pump 'n' Dump Con game That Now is Called SCO," Coral Snake	"Come, Pretty School-Girl! or the Little White Cottage on Evergreen Square," Henry Clay Work (1882) Traditional
"Robotron," Arcade Junkie	"Even Flow," Pearl Jam
"Guy on Survivor," Jan Unwin	"Eye of the Tiger," Survivor
"Dealing This," Brittney :D	"Feeling This," blink-182
"Lunch, Lunch, Lunch," David Chrenko	"Fun, Fun, Fun," The Beach Boys
"Cockroach's Paradise," Aaron Dodson	"Gangstas Paradise," Coolio
"Grammar's Been Done Over It's So Austere," Guy DiRito	"Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer," Elmo & Patsy
"One Ton of Metal," Lillian Newman	"Guantanamera," Dunno
"Poaching Forever," Eye1zLotto	"Happy Forever," Turtles
"Chubby Ted," David Chrenko	"Happy Jack," The Who
"Hard to Say I'm Larry," Jan Unwin	"Hard to Say I'm Sorry," Chicago
"Child Dangler," Shawna 'Spooky' Lowman	"Heartbreaker," Led Zeppelin
"I Bet You He Won't Post This Song On AmIRight," The Great Karlando	"I Bet You They Won't Play This Song On The Radio," Monty Python
"They Just Call and Then They Slam You," Rick Duncan	"I Just Called to Say I Love You," Stevie Wonder
"The Back Of Patty's Hair," David Chrenko	"I Saw Her Standing There," The Beatles
"I'm Feeling Hungry / Roast Bunnies / If It's Tasty," Lara C	"I've Got A Theory / Bunnies/ If We're Together," Buffy cast
"Jessica Rabbit," AussieBullDog	"Jessica," Adam Green
"Little Honda," Harley Earl	"Little Deuce Coupe," Beach Boys
"McDonald's Lot," David Chrenko	"MacArthur Park," Richard Harris
"Me & 98SE," Shawna 'Spooky' Lowman	"Me & Bobby McGee," Janis Joplin
"Sea Shells ( Or The 'why Is The Ocean Not Happy With Humans Song)," T2N WRITER	"Michelle," The Beatles
"Something I Sat In," Guy DiRito	"Nights In White Satin," Moody Blues
"(I Still Suck My) Thumb," Brittney :D	"Numb," Linkin Park
"Denny Laine ," T2N WRITER	"Penny Lane," The Beatles
"Personal President," Skippy1411	"Personal Jesus," Johnny Cash
"Digital," K-Mac	"Physical," Olivia Newton-John
"Please Father Please," Guy DiRito	"Please Mr. Please ," Oliva Newton-John
"Bite Me," crazyandinsane	"Rape Me," Nirvana
"Centipede," Arcade Junkie	"Rescue Me," Fontella Bass
"World's Laws, He's Breaking Down," William Tong	"Santa Claus Is Back In Town," Elvis Presley
"My Best Friend's New Bionicle Hand," Shawna 'Spooky' Lowman	"Sargent Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band," The Beatles
"All Run Away," AussieBullDog	"So Far Away," Dire Straits
"We're Quite Sick Of," Adagio	"Somewhere My Love (Lara's Theme)," Maurice Jarre
"Got Saddam," Joseph Fernandez	"Stacy's Mom," Fountains of Wayne
"Straight From the Cart," Jan Unwin	"Straight From the Heart," Bryan Adams
"You Really Stink," Michael	"Take Me Away," Fefe Dobson
"Take Me Away From The Brawlgame," Michael McVey	"Take Me Out To The Ballgame," Jack Norworth & Albert Von Tilzer
"Teen Fatso," Glenn and Angelika	"Teen Angel," Mark Dinning
"Anus," Guy DiRito	"Venus," Shocking Blue
"Another Hobbit's Tale (Part 2): We are the Fellows," 2nz	"We Will Rock You / We Are The Champions," Queen
"What it Bakes," Jan Unwin	"What it Takes," Aerosmith
"Bush Is Killin," Anna Black	"Where Is The Love," The Black Eyed Peas
"Woman From BabyCo," AussieBullDog	"Woman From Tokyo," Deep Purple
"Wonderbrawl," wonderbrawl	"Wonderwall," Oasis
"WNBA," Michael McVey	"YMCA," Village People
December 29, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"99 Krispy Kremes," T2N WRITER	"99 Red Balloons," Nena
"All Along The Vegas Strip," Tim Hall	"All Along The Watchtower," Bob Dylan
"SICKO," Guy DiRito	"BINGO," Traditional
"Kool-Aid," Shawna 'Spooky' Lowman	"Bootleg," Credence Clearwater Revival
"Constipated," Dilair	"Complicated," Avril Lavigne
"Dairy D-Eggos," Melhi	"Ditty Diego," The Monkees
"Don't Wear the Beeper," Shawna 'Spooky' Lowman	"Don't Fear the Reaper," Blue Oyster Cult
"Enter Bathroom," Chris Bodily TM	"Enter Sandman," Metallica
"Falco Lombardi," Andrea Huckstep	"Frosty the Snowman," Traditional
"Nuisance," OpuzitXTreme & Milquetoast	"Hero," Enrique Iglesias
"Hey Baby, (They're Sprayin' Saddam)," Guy DiRito	"Hey Baby (They're Playin' Our Song)," The Buckinghams
"I Wanna Be Free (Cow version)," Melhi	"I Wanna Be Free," The Monkees
"It Won't Go Down," Jan Unwin	"I Won't Back Down," Tom Petty
"I'm the Grim Reaper," Hockey007 and Salty101	"I'm a Beliver," The Monkeys
"Day Light," Green Bloodied Hound Dogs	"Layla," Derek & The Dominoes With Eric Clapton
"Day Light," Green Bloodied Hound Dogs	"Layla," Derek & The Dominoes With Eric Clapton
"Let's Get Some Leather," Rick Duncan	"Let's Get Together," Hayley Mills
"Lifestyles of all Those Couch Potatoes," Neo Matrix	"Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous," Good Charlotte
"Ebola," Shawna 'Spooky' Lowman	"Lola," The Kinks
"Orange Alert #5," Northwest Music Fan	"Mambo #5," Lou Bega
"Do You Know What It's Like To Be Cloned?," Guy DiRito	"New York Mining Disaster 1941," Bee-Gees
"Train," Davew27	"Rain," The beatles
"New Years Day," Green Bloodied Hound Dogs	"Ruby Tuesday," Rolling Stones
"Stupid Things," NastyNoah	"Simple Things," Jim Brickman & Rebecca Lynn Howard
"Rap, Disco, Pop," Rick Duncan	"Snap, Crackle, Pop," Rice Krispies
"Powerpuff Girls," Andrew Morse	"Summertime Girls," Y&T
"Airlines ," js11296	"Superman," Five for Fighting
"I Got the Boot," Neo Matrix	"Take Me Away," Fe Fe Dobson
"Flattened Kitty," Yurimaru	"Toxicity," System of a Down
"Michael Jackson (Hands Across the Children)," Michael McVey	"Uncle Albert (Hands Across the Water)," Paul McCartney
"HBO Killed The Local Tube Star," sloatead	"Video Killed The Radio Star," Buggles
"Lost in Space," Freon	"Walk This Way," Aerosmith
"New Jersey Girlfriend," Green Bloodied Hound Dogs	"Wonderful Tonight," Eric Clapton
December 30, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"(I Don't Think) I Bowl Very Good," Unnatural Disaster	"(Can't Get My) Head Around You," The Offspring
"1-2-3, Pinned!," Arcade Junkie	"1-2-3," Len Barry
"Cheese Omlet," Unnatural Disasters	"All The Small Things," Blink 182
"Lobster," Shawna 'Spooky' Lowman	"Closer," Nine Inch Nails
"Ugly Baby," X-MCG-X	"Get Busy," Sean Paul
"War-Drunken W.," William Tong	"I Think I Love You," The Partridge Family
"Tennessee Titans," Arcade Junkie	"Indian Reservation," Paul Revere & the Raiders
"80th Parody," Green Bloodied Hound Dogs	"Invisable Touch," Genesis
"There's So Much Mud In Southern California," Michael McVey	"It Never Rains In Southern California," Albert Hammond
"Parodies," sloatead	"Jeopardy," Greg Kihn
"Fixing My Hyundai," Laurence Dunne	"Losing My Religion," REM
"Ma in Tennessee," Adagio	"Mama Told Me (Not To Come)," Three Dog Night
"Me Against the World," X-MCG-X	"Me Against the Music," Britney Spears feat.Madonna
"Mister Blue Guy," Mari Aranoff Duncan	"Mister Blue Sky," Electric Light Orchestra
"A Few of My Resolutions," Spaff.com	"My Favorite Things," Julie Andrews
"It's A Real Hard Life When You Jones," Guy DiRito	"New York Mining Disaster 1941," Bee-Gees
"Oh, Christmas Tree, Poor Christmas Tree," Bobby Boy	"Oh, Christmas Tree," Traditional
"Only Baloney," Guy DiRito	"Only The Lonely," Roy Orbison
"Runaway Brain," Jan Unwin	"Runaway Train," Soul Asylum
"Angel-angelooooo!," Savager	"Scooby Doo Theme Tune," Hanna Barbera
"Smells Like 2004," Chris Bodily TM	"Smells Like Teen Spirit," Nirvana
"Stacy's Dog (has got it goin on)," Poochie Fliegelmeister, registered cockapoo	"Stacy's Mom (has got it goin on)," Fountains of Wayne
"Gangplank To Heaven," The Comedian	"Stairway To Heaven," Led Zeppelin
"The Mad Cow Song," Michael McVey	"They're Coming To Take Me Away," Lard
"Michael Jackson (Hands Across The Children)," Michael McVey	"Uncle Albert (Hands Across The Water)," Paul McCartney
"You're Under Arrest," Trevor	"Underneath Your Clothes," Shakira
"I Have Leprosy," Floyd's Garage	"We Are Family," Sister Sledge
"Popeye Song," Andrew Morse	"What I Am," Edie Brickell & The New Bohemians
"The Nasty Guy," Shawn Morin	"With Arms Wide Open," Creed
"I Must Have My Ice Cream," Shawn Morin	"You Give Love A Bad Name," Bon Jovi
"You're Sixteen (Uh-oh)," Rick Duncan	"You're Sixteen," Johnny Burnette
December 31, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"Godzilla," pimrizr	"A One Story Town," Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
"Mom You're Mad Right Now," js11296	"Are You Happy Now," Michelle Branch
"Old Allies," Laurence Dunne	"Auld Lang Syne," Traditional
"The 'Don't Walk' Sign," Ducksoup	"Auld Lang Syne," Traditional
"Leggy Girl," Sabrina	"Barbie Girl," Aqua
"Michael Jackson's Nose," Adam Bernstein	"Bette Davis Eyes," Jackie DeShannon
"Mad Cow," Tim Hall	"Black Cow," Steely Dan
"Blighted by the Lice," Mari Aranoff Duncan	"Blinded by the Light," Manfred Mann
"Buy A Fridge For Your Troubled Daughter," Michael McVey	"Bridge Over Troubled Water," Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel
"Christmas Food Leftovers," Bob Gomez	"Christmas Bells Are Ringing," Traditional
"Kinkade," Rick Duncan	"Cocaine," Eric Clapton
"Christmas Soon," ModernDayCowboy	"Coming Soon," Queen
"Drag Queen," ShinobiFlame535Z	"Dancing Queen," *ATeens**
"Can't Believe It's Over," Arwen	"Don't Dream It's Over," Crowded House
"Drive That Car," Jude Rodamer	"Drive My Car," The Beatles
"Favorite Things," Jude Rodamer	"Favorite Things," Julie Andrews
"Get Ready (Faramir's Song)," Arwen	"Get Ready," The Temptations
"The Ballad of '24'," Friz	"Good Riddance," Green Day
"He's Killer Dubya," William Tong	"Hava Nagila," Traditional
"Bush Baby, Your Slayin' Is Wrong," William Tong	"Hey Baby (They're Playin' Our Song) ," The Buckinghams
"Hey Hairy Lady," OpuziTXtreme	"Hey Sexy Lady," Shaggy
"Put On Hold," Punk	"Hold On," Good Charlotte
"Jenny Smoked Some Pot," crazyandinsane	"Jenny From The Block," Jennifer Lopez
"Alan Bates," Jude Rodamer	"Just You Wait," Julie Andrews
"Doctor Dotrice," Jude Rodamer	"Karma Police," Radiohead
"Deleting All the Sex," Michael Pacholek	"Leader of the Pack," The Shangri-Las
"Wilson (Earl Hindman)," Chris Bodily TM	"Lithium," Nirvana
"Countin' Spots On The Floor," Paul Robinson	"Lookin' Out My Back Door," Creedence Clearwater Revival
"Loves War Madly," William Tong	"Love Her Madly," The Doors
"Fit Bird," Friz	"Mad World," Micheal Andrews Feat. Gary Jules
"Bush Sleeps With Some Whores," Michael	"Magical Mystery Tour," The Beatles
"Maggot and Meal," Jan Unwin	"Magnet and Steel," Walter Egan
"The Dolphins Never Make The Playoffs," Laurence Dunne	"Manic Monday," Bangles
"Sickie," Michael Pacholek	"Mickey," Toni Basil
"Mr. War Machine Man," William Tong	"Mr. Tambourine Man," The Byrds
"My Guy (Arwen's version)," Arwen	"My Guy," Mary Wells
"Would You Be My Wife Mr. Jones?," Guy DiRito	"New York Mining Disaster 1941," Bee-Gees
"O Blasphemy," Michael McVey	"O Christmas Tree," Traditional
"Grandma," Shawna 'Spooky' Lowman	"Roxanne," The Police
"Philadelphia/Baltimore Stars," Arcade Junkie	"Shining Star," Earth, Wind & Fire
"He's No Top Gun," William Tong	"Shotgun," Junior Walker & The All-Stars
"Spoiled Rich Kids," Tim Hall	"Show Biz Kids," Steely Dan
"Kay Bee Toy Store," Green Bloodied Hound Dogs	"Sloop John B.," Beach Boys
"Military Man," William Tong	"Solitary Man," Neil Diamond
"December Seven," Guy DiRito	"Stairway To Heaven," Led Zeppelin
"Stairway for Preciousss," Ethan Mawyer	"Stairway to Heaven," Led Zeppelin
"Pump Up The Jam," Arcade Junkie	"Swing Low, Sweet Chariot," Negro Spiritual
"The Prion Sleeps Tonight," The Comedian	"The Lion Sleeps Tonight," The Tokens
"Post-Christmas Lament," AussieBullDog	"The Scientist," Coldplay
"The Jamaican Bobsled Team," David Chrenko	"The Wells Fargo Wagon," The Cast of 'The Music Man'
"A Kick To Be Sick," Agrimorfee	"Thick As A Brick," Jethro Tull
"Loose Whips," Harley Earl	"Tight Whips," 504 Boyz
"When There's No California Sun," Bob Gomez	"Warm California Sun," The Rivieras
"We As Americans (through my eyes)," Wolveroses	"We As Americans," Eminem
"Weekend In New Mexico," Michael McVey	"Weekend In New England," Barry Manilow
"Fat Cat," Steve Kalafut	"Wild Thing," The Troggs
"You're a Mean One, Mr. Bush," Michael Pacholek	"You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch," Doctor Seuss

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