Song Parodies -> "FreeCell Wizard"

Original Song Title:

"Pinball Wizard"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"FreeCell Wizard"

Parody Written by:

Doctor Dan

The Lyrics

This is the true story of when I worked with someone who'd rather play FreeCell on the computer instead of work. As in Dragnet, "the names have been changed to protect the innocent." And the not-so-innocent.

Since I've been a rent-a-peon,
I've "temped" all over town.
But this new job's a great one
The best darn place around.
But I've seen no other like her
As you can surely tell...
That darn slackin' old temp
Sure plays a mean Free Cell !

She sits like a statue,
Becomes part of the machine.
Clicking on that mouse
Staring at that screen.
She's made her escape from
Her data-entry hell.
That darn slackin' old temp
Sure plays a mean Free Cell !

She's the Free Cell Wizard
Can't resist the urge to play.
A Free Cell Wizard,
A sneak that's getting paid!

'How do you think she does it? I don't know!
What makes her so bad?'

She ain't got no distractions
Just ignores that stack of files
And abandoned data entry
In ever-growing piles.
Always has a replay,
'n' never works at all...
That darn slackin' old temp
Sure plays a mean Free Cell !

I have been called
The data-entry king.
But she just keeps on
With 'er darned ol' Free Cell thing.

Even on a good day
She'll whine and gripe and crab.
Then she opens up a game
And plays on the boss's tab.
Got her fingers glued to that mouse
Clicking without fail...
That darn slackin' old temp
Sure plays a mean Free Cell!!!!!

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Steve Kalafut - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment

Amen. I'm glad I don't have Free Cell at work.

Floyd's Garage - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment

Brilliant

Johnny D - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment

Slick !

Guy - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment

I write parodies at work but only when the time allows which isn't too often. Nice parody. I really like the take off on the original. Keep 'em coming.

Meriadoc - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment

Good parody! This one should land you in solitaire... :-D

... - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment

Has anyone solved #11982 yet? I plan not to do that one until someone finds a solution for it...

Wally - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment

Is FreeCell Game # 649750593 solvable? I've been stuck on it for quite awhile now. [email protected]

Michael Pacholek - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment

Cell-abration time, come on!

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