Song Parodies -> "The Army Wants To Kill Osama"

Original Song Title:

"My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama"

Original Performer:

"The Army Wants To Kill Osama"

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The Lyrics

I'll be the first to admit that I'm not real good at writing political parodies, mainly because I have zero intrest in politics. But one of my extremely anti-war friends was ranting about this subject today, and I figured I'd give it a shot.

You know the army and the navy
Say that they are on the ball
Well they've been searching for forever
They ain't found a thing at all
I get so tired of hearing the news tell me all is going well
They got no clue but they're gonna tell you
That the'll blow him all to hell

The army wants to kill Osama
The army wants to kill Osama
The army wants to burn Saddam
Don't know where they are but we'll drop a bomb

Later the army told us that they would liberate Iraq
The rumors had it that they said that to get critics off their back
I get so tired of hearing the news tell me all is going well
They got no clue but they're gonna tell you
That the'll blow him all to hell

All this great technology, and they've come up 0 for 2
Got lasers and night vision goggles yet a cave's their bugaboo
I get so tired of hearing the news tell me all is going well
They got no clue but they're gonna tell you
That the'll blow him all to hell

The army wants to kill Osama
The army wants to kill Osama
The army wants to burn Saddam
Don't know where they are but we'll drop a bomb

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neminem - December 04, 2003 - Report this comment

This has what exactly to do with tubas? :-/

The Great Karlando - December 04, 2003 - Report this comment

Thats my bad...I had originally had that as the title, but it just turned out to be extremely lame, so I changed the words, but I must have forgot to change the title. I'll hvae to see if I can have Chucky G change the title. Sorry for the inconvinence.

Floyd's Garage - December 04, 2003 - Report this comment

Frank Zappa is an extemely difficult artist to parody. I mean how can you screw with the work of the master? Anyway, I give you all 5's. Not just for your effort, but the sentiment is true. I say great job

2nz - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment

I say don't change the title, even though it's risky when the original song title is funnier sounding to someone like me, or me specifically, than the parody title. That said, I don't know the song and so you get near top-marks for the title alone. I don't know, maybe it's just because the title involves a tuba 'wanting' to kill someone that I'm voting in the first place. I need to stop typing and vote already...ok...now, I swear...............................bye, DAMMIT now

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