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Song Parodies -> "He's No Top Gun"
Original Song Title:
"Shotgun"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Junior Walker & The All-Stars
Parody Song Title:
"He's No Top Gun"
Parody Written by:
William Tong
The Lyrics
AWOL Dubya, stung by widespread criticism of his flight suit appearance on an aircraft carrier proclaiming war victory, has recently disavowed the embarassing "Mission Accomplished" banner from the event, which he now blames on the Navy
(instrumental intro)
He's no Top Gun.
Boot him when he runs now.
Boot the Bush Baby.
Boot the Bush Baby.
Hey!
Blame his Iraq mess.
Economy is down now.
Bush just made himself a "top gun" - how?
Dressed-up Bush Baby clown; press said "Wow!"
Bullsh*t was loaded up; made his vow.
Again, let's boot him when he runs now...
He's no Top Gun.
Boot him when he runs now.
Boot the Bush Baby.
Boot the Bush Baby.
Hey!
(instrumental break)
He's no Top Gun.
Boot him when he runs now.
Boot the Bush Baby.
Boot the Bush Baby.
Hey!
Tell Bush goodbye; he'll lose.
We say he's going down
Won't miss him; Bush, we won't choose.
Quayle couldn't.... spell "potatoes."
Boot Bush; let's throw tomatoes.
He's no Top Gun.
Boot him when he runs now.
Boot the Bush Baby.
Boot the Bush Baby.
Hey!
It's our revenge time.
It's our revenge time.
It's our revenge time.
Hey!
(instrumental fade)
He's no Top Gun.
Boot him when he runs now.
Boot the Bush Baby.
Boot the Bush Baby.
Hey!
Blame his Iraq mess.
Economy is down now.
Bush just made himself a "top gun" - how?
Dressed-up Bush Baby clown; press said "Wow!"
Bullsh*t was loaded up; made his vow.
Again, let's boot him when he runs now...
He's no Top Gun.
Boot him when he runs now.
Boot the Bush Baby.
Boot the Bush Baby.
Hey!
(instrumental break)
He's no Top Gun.
Boot him when he runs now.
Boot the Bush Baby.
Boot the Bush Baby.
Hey!
Tell Bush goodbye; he'll lose.
We say he's going down
Won't miss him; Bush, we won't choose.
Quayle couldn't.... spell "potatoes."
Boot Bush; let's throw tomatoes.
He's no Top Gun.
Boot him when he runs now.
Boot the Bush Baby.
Boot the Bush Baby.
Hey!
It's our revenge time.
It's our revenge time.
It's our revenge time.
Hey!
(instrumental fade)
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