Hey Dude, don't be an ass
We Take old songs and make them better.
Whatever, the words will be torn apart
thats where we start, to make it better.
Hey Dude, get half a brain.
You only wish, that you'd do better
i cant wait, for your work to begin
Email it in, Show us your better.

And anytime you think you can, Hey Dude, explain
Dont spare any words, before we get older
So you can show your not a fool, c'mon be cool
Just show us your work, ok? , get bolder


Hey Dude, don't let us down.
You criticized us, but can't do better
Remember we all can take these apart
but when will you start? can't you do better?

So write it now and send it in, hey Dude, begin,
We're waiting for your songs so we can rate them.
And yes we know that it's just you, hey Dude, be cool
The sooner you start, the sooner its over.

Hey Dude, its not so bad.
Take an old song and make it better.
we've just started to get up under your skin,
You better begin, and I doubt if your
Better better better better better better, oh.

Da da da da da da, da da da, hey Dude...