Song Parodies -> "Police Towed My Car"

Original Song Title:

"Feliz Navidad"

Original Performer:

"Police Towed My Car"

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The Lyrics

This song is not based on a true story. It's about a middle-aged man who gets his car towed when he goes Christmas shopping.

Police towed my car
Police towed my car
Police towed my car
When I went into the department store

Police towed my car
Police towed my car
Police towed my car
When I went into the department store

I'm gonna have to walk home for Christmas
I'm gonna have to walk home for Christmas
I'm gonna have to walk home for Christmas
Because I don't have a car

Police wrote me up
Police wrote me up
Police wrote me up
When I noticed that they had towed my car

Police wrote me up
Police wrote me up
Police wrote me up
When I noticed that they had towed my car

I gonna go straight to court for Christmas
I gonna go straight to court for Christmas
I gonna go straight to court for Christmas
(But don't) Have the money for my car

Police locked me up
Police locked me up
Police locked me up
Cause I didn't have the dough to pay the fine

Police locked me up
Police locked me up
Police locked me up
Cause I didn't have the dough to pay the fine

I gonna be in prison this Christmas
I gonna be in prison this Christmas
I gonna be in prison this Christmas
Come out when I'm sixty-four

(They) Put me on death row
Put me on death row
Put me on death row
Cause I went up to an inmate and punched 'im out...

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Gary Main - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment

i dismissed this song while you made something cool out of it!

Agrimorfee - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment

Sorry....look here for someone else's better one. http://www.hymnsandcarolsofchristmas.com/Hymns_and_Carols/feliz_navidad_police_stop_my_car.htm

Narf - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment

Are you sure the song is "Traditional"? I know Jose Feliciano has recorded it, and his version is the most familiar, but is it really "Traditional"?

Narf - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment

Oh well, I liked it anyway.

Guy - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment

Feliz Navidad parodies are always fun and this one is no exception. Nice write Chris.

Ron Birtch - December 22, 2003 - Report this comment

Isnt there one like Police Where's my car?????? Heard this a while back but google has not results found... hmmmm

Pc_ratt - January 17, 2005 - Report this comment

ANyone know where ya can find any of these songs? Thanks Email: [email protected]

wack - November 26, 2005 - Report this comment

but wa wa wa happen

Performer police - June 12, 2009 - Report this comment

to "Narf": you are right, this song is entirely attributed to Jose Feliciano; he first recorded it almost 40 years ago, and it's been covered by various performers. So this is not a "traditional" song at all.

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Song Parodies -> "Police Towed My Car"

"Feliz Navidad"

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"Police Towed My Car"

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