This song resembles us. Don't tell us you're sick now? See Paul's parody today.

Two coworkers whose cubicles (yes, I work in a software engineering "cube farm") are close to mine kept coming in to the office over the past couple of weeks hacking and gacking and blowing their noses etc etc etc GROSS. I really wish people would stay home at least until they stop spraying virus-laden mucus all around their immediate vicinity! Great parody, Leah - 555 for you.

P.S. Both my wife and I had flu shots weeks ago - neither of us has had the flu - is there an "Emoticon" for keeping-ones-fingers-crossed? If not, imagine one here: :)

I guess I won't be votin' this twos.

Great parody. Bad flu this year. High fives here. Nice.

Thank you Rick, Johnny, and Guy! No, I'm not sick (yet), just sick of people coming to work sick! ;-)

Rick, if you're up for it, I might try doing this one and "Our Song" on Thursday... as long as I'm not hacking by then!

Good song, Leah!!

Nice one, Leah!

Thank you, Adagio and Peregrin!

This is SO RIGHT ON!!! Our office manager had to ask a few people to go home last week to avoid infecting others. Half the office is out sick or taking care of sick kids today. I emailed this around to a few people in the office. Hopefully they'll post their comments.

Leah, Right on! I DO stay home when I get sick. But many don't. I remember last year I was training a new rep and we were in the stage where they finally start taking calls with a listener there (me) to help. Now just by itself having to do this should probably be outlawed by the Geneva Convention, especially for me. You sit there and try to let them handle it and hear them start to screw up and you have to decide when and if to intervene. On top of that the poor guy was snivelling, hacking, sneezing, his nose drippings, GAWD, you name it, he was oozing it out somewhere I'm sure. So I go, "Gee,. Jeff, you seem pretty sick today, did you consider staying home to get some rest?" He goes, "Oh, I always just keep working when I get sick, it's too boring to be at home." Well, I know I certainly wouldn't want poor JEFF TO BE BORED. Much better for ME to get sick and get to waste 4 days of PTO sitting at home being, yes, you guessed it, BORED. So I guess you could say you struck a chord (or a nerve) with this one. Nice work!

Thanks Paul.... I think we all know a few people like that. I particularly hate the people who say, "Oh no, I don't have time to be sick, I have too much to do," Like the world's gonna END if they took a day off. And that their presence is SO much more important than the health and wellbeing of others. Those people are... well... sick. Chris? Is that YOU? ;-)

should "Muzak" this a bit and post copies in the break rooms awesome as is.

Leah, this was excellent! I echo most of the thoughts of everyone else who commented. Great job!

Very Good, Leah!

Thank you Gary, Jeff and Diva! Gary, that's not a bad idea! Might also be a good coporate Xmas party performance...

Coming back briefly from my own flu to give you a thumbs up on this one!

Fives, mate. Great job Leah!

Since no one else has said it, I will: This parody is nothing to sneeze at. I'm coughing up the fives!

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