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Well, funny a**, I wait for you.
Wait for me as I wait for you.
You're my beautiful woman.
You're my beautiful one.
We will grow wise if we're one with the mice
We will grow wise if we walk with the wise
And some are still in print, eee yo.
And some are sittin' pretty.
Never heard a dinosaur.
Never heard a dying soul.
Oh crooked faded memory
Please replace my fears.
Oh crooked feet, you nimbly
Meet the place of my fears.
"We All Want To Be Loved" by
DC Talk
Never heard a dinosaur
Never heard a dying soul
We are not on the edge
We are not home yet
You take all our sheets and beat them dry.
You take all our sheep and bleed them dry.
We are the key
To the light outside the lock inside the door.
We are the key
To the light outside the night outside the door.
David Persons and the Instruments of Grace ROCKED! I wish they had gotten a lot more airplay and attention in the 1980's. They were true innovators!
So, Let our faith be more than ant farms
So, let our faith be more than anthems
We exalt the beans
We exalt thee
We give thee but thine own
Whatever it may be
We give thee but thine own
What e'er the gift may be
Welcome To this heart of mine
Very undeprived for fines
Forgive me for the tares your beared out.
Welcome to this heart of mine
I've buried under prideful vines
Forgive me for the disrepair.
I'm so tired of masturbating.
I'm so tired of masquerading.
Rubber band, rubber band
We're a band, we're a band.
And still we celebrate for you are witnessing
And still we celebrate for you are with us here
And still we celebrate, for you our weaknesses
And still we celebrate for you are with us here
"We Rock This Mic" by
KJ-52
We rock this mic in attempt to wake
Just to turn temples into house of praise.
We rock this mic in a different way
Just two turntables and a fresh DJ.
"We Rock This Mic" by
KJ-52
We rock this mic in attempt to wake
Just to turn temples into house of praise.
We rock this mic in a different way
Just two turntables and a fresh DJ.
"We Rock This Mic" by
KJ-52
We rock this mic in attempt to wake
Just to turn temples into house of praise
We rock this mic in a different way
Just two turntables and a fresh DJ
"What About Now" by The Kry
What about now, now that you farted
What about now, now that you've heard it
Haste, haste to bring him love
The babe, the son of Mary.
Haste, haste to bring him laud
The babe, the son of Mary.
I wanna be Trudy, Trudy
I wanna be true to you
I feel deep damn down
I feel beaten down
Take my heart and make it better, Lord, Because I love you
You're my home, my lifeline source of everything.
Take my heart and make me over, Lord
Because I love you
You're my soul, my life, my source of everything.
Talk's my tool my give to you
Alright Peter, spread the news.
Talk's my tool my gift to use
R-A-P to spread the news.
"When Did You Fall in Love with Me?" by
Chris Rice
It's a beautiful disguise
It's a beautiful surprise
When mothers of Salem
Their children bothered Jesus.
When mothers of Salem
Their children brought to Jesus.
When mothers went sailing
Their children brought to Jesus.
When mothers of Salem
Their children brought to Jesus.
When the sinks go marching in
When the saints go marching in
When the sinks go marching in
When the saints go marching in
Don't you know,
that Jesus will not leave a smell
Don't you know,
that Jesus will not leave us now
"Which To Bury, Us Or The Hatchet" by
Relient K
I tried to hold your hand
But you'd rather hold your crotch.
I tried to hold your hand
But you'd rather hold your grudge.
"Which To Bury, Us Or The Hatchet" by
Relient K
I tried to hold your hand
But you'd rather hold your crutch.
I tried to hold your hand
But you'd rather hold your grudge.
Clap your hands or eat children
Clap your hands all ye children
Whisper me to die
Whispers in the dark
Turn you to Guns N' Roses
To turn your tears to roses
"White House (Do Your Own Time)" by
Bride
Crystal meth, kickin' the death
Rest your neck, kick the deck.
"White House (Do Your Own Time)" by
Bride
Started with a mullet grown
Started with a moan and groan
"Who's In The House" by
Carman
Tell me who's in the house? (Jay-Z)
Tell me who's in the house? (JC)
As dangerous as a booger in your microwave
Tender as a burger in your microwave
I'm not following a God I can read about.
I'm not following a God I can lead around.
Tender as a booger in your microwave.
Tender as a burger in your microwave.
Tender as a booger in your microwave
Tender as a burger in your microwave
"Witch's Invitation" by
Carman
I thought, "Man, drinkin' this stuff makes Davey a frog!"
I thought, "Man, drink this stuff, next day you'll be a frog!"
"Witch's Invitation" by
Carman
Then, graciously, he handed me some stinging herbal tea
Then, graciously, he handed me some steaming herbal tea
And we can breathe with hope
Cuz we believe with hope
And we can grieve with hope
Cuz we believe with hope
Who wet the angels?
I'm with the angels.
Request the odor of your presence.
Request the honor of your presence.
Request the order of your praises.
Request the honor of your presence.
You've crossed the horizon or your buzzum.
Request the honor of your presence.
We told you we ain't new to this
So jump on it like a harlot.
We told you we ain't new to this
So jump on it like a hornet.
You gave me a dove
Lifted 'em up
You gave me your love
Lifted me up