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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard christian lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

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"Keep Movin'" by Grits
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta keep movin', that's for real
'Cause, baby, ain't no Stanley Steel
Original Lyrics:
Gotta keep movin', that's for real
'Cause, baby, ain't no standin' still
"Keep the Candle Burning" by Point Of Grace
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep the Ken Doll burning
Original Lyrics:
Keep the candle burning
"Keep Thou My Way" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Bradley, the Cross-Eyed Bear
Original Lyrics:
Gladly the cross I bear.
"Keep Thou My Way" by Fanny J. Crosby
Misheard Lyrics:
Gladly, the cross-eyed bear
Original Lyrics:
Gladly the cross I'd bear
Editor's note: The title and performer were both incorrect on this one. The person who submitted it used 'Church Congregation' as the performer, which is incorrect because that is not a verified performer name (and not on Allmusic.com). In fact, this song is a hymn that was written by Fanny J. Crosby in the 19th century, but recorded by many actual performers in the 20th century and beyond.
"Keep Thou My Way" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Gladly, the cross-eyed bear
Original Lyrics:
Gladly the cross I'd bear
"Keep Thou My Way" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Gladly, the cross-eyed bear
Original Lyrics:
Gladly, the cross I'd bear
"Keep Walking!" by Veggietales
Misheard Lyrics:
Your brains are very huge
So keep walking. We'll be knocking down our wall!
Original Lyrics:
Your brains are very small
So keep walking. We'll be knocking down our wall!
A slushee fell onto the ground.
"The King Is Coming" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
The king is humming
Original Lyrics:
The King is coming
"King of the Broken" by CompassionArt
Misheard Lyrics:
Written from our sin,
Lord You heal us as we break
Feel us, be the promise
Laughter, after, wounded
You are the way of tears
Original Lyrics:
We turn from our sin,
Lord You hear us as we pray
Fill us, breathe upon us
Lover of the wounded
You wipe away our tears
"Kountry Gentleman" by Family Force 5
Misheard Lyrics:
Backfire, the muffin goes Ca-pow!
Original Lyrics:
Backfire, the muffler goes Ka-Plow!
"Kountry Gentleman" by Family Force 5
Misheard Lyrics:
Backfire, the shuffler goes "Why Now?"
Original Lyrics:
Backfire, the muffler goes Ka-Plow!
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