Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
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Gotta keep movin', that's for real
'Cause, baby, ain't no Stanley Steel
Gotta keep movin', that's for real
'Cause, baby, ain't no standin' still
Keep the Ken Doll burning
Keep the candle burning
Bradley, the Cross-Eyed Bear
Gladly the cross I bear.
Gladly, the cross-eyed bear
Gladly the cross I'd bear
Editor's note: The title and performer were both incorrect on this one. The person who submitted it used 'Church Congregation' as the performer, which is incorrect because that is not a verified performer name (and not on Allmusic.com). In fact, this song is a hymn that was written by Fanny J. Crosby in the 19th century, but recorded by many actual performers in the 20th century and beyond.
Gladly, the cross-eyed bear
Gladly the cross I'd bear
Gladly, the cross-eyed bear
Gladly, the cross I'd bear
Your brains are very huge
So keep walking. We'll be knocking down our wall!
Your brains are very small
So keep walking. We'll be knocking down our wall!
A slushee fell onto the ground.
The king is humming
The King is coming
"King of the Broken" by CompassionArt
Written from our sin,
Lord You heal us as we break
Feel us, be the promise
Laughter, after, wounded
You are the way of tears
We turn from our sin,
Lord You hear us as we pray
Fill us, breathe upon us
Lover of the wounded
You wipe away our tears
Backfire, the muffin goes Ca-pow!
Backfire, the muffler goes Ka-Plow!
Backfire, the shuffler goes "Why Now?"
Backfire, the muffler goes Ka-Plow!