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I know that your top will be undone.
I know that your doubt will be undone.
I know your top will be undone.
I know that your doubt will be undone.
"Can He, Could He, Would He" by The Vocal Union
Candy cut an audience
Hey, candy cut a wood and he did.
Can He, could He, would He?
Yes, He can, He could, He would, and He did!
"Can't Get Past The Evidence" by
4HIM
Can't get past the M&M's
Can't get past the evidence
"Can't Get Past The Evidence" by
4 Him
Can't get past the elephants.
Can't get past the evidence.
Hey Charles, to....keep
A charge to keep
Steven Wynn adds: "This is a famous misheard lyric in Southern Black Baptist churches for people who grew up in the 60's. It was sung very slow and mournful. What would happen is a person (usually an older black male) would speak first: "A Charge To Keep I Have, a God to glorify." Then the congregation would sing slowly: "A Charge......to.....keep..." Bit it sounded like they were saying, "Hey Charles!" Back in the day I had a friend whose name was Charles, he said when he'd go to his homeroom class in high school he would be greeted by "Hey Charles..." playfully sung, by his fellow students, in the manner we had all heard at church. Another famous one (from southern black churches in the 60's). Us kids would always sing this song at Easter: "Heroes! Jessie Rose!! "Heroes! Jessie Rose! But the real lyrics were: He rose. Yes He rose. He rose. Yes He rose. Just a few things your site should know, to make it even more thorough than it already is."
Charity holds her head
With lots of glory.
Charity holds her head
In laurels of glory.
Each bad choice took away my soul
Suicidal became my goal
Each bad choice chipped away my soul
Soon survival became my goal
Low in the gravy lay
Low in the grave he lay
Editor's note: I think this is the correct performer, but I'm not entirely sure.
Up from the gravy, a rose!
Up from the grave, He arose!
In the age of wanton despair
In the age of want and despair
Come away
Come away come and rise up from the grave
Come awake
Come awake come and rise up from the grave
Pool, in the Nile
Cool in denial
Can't keep this piece of time
Can't keep this beast inside
Ohh, arts and crafts is all I need
I'll take calligrphy and then I'll make a fifth degree.
No, Arts and Crafts is all I need
I'll take Caligraphy and then I'll make a fake degree.
We gotta come together and eat the children at the door
We gotta come together, aren't we all children after all?
I don't wanna sleep, I don't wanna dream
'Cause my dreams accompany
The way you make me feel
I don't wanna sleep, I don't wanna dream
'Cause my dreams don't comfort me
The way you make me feel
Come, come ye Saints,
No toilet paper here.
Come, come ye Saints,
No toil nor labor fear.
But we have not shown disgrace to men.
But we have not shown this grace to men.
We welcome you this day.
We welcome you to stay.
You are incomplete
Through you I am complete
Like a bird in flame
Like a burning flame
You can sue me
You consume me
To consumate fire
or
A consuming fire
All consuming fire
Yeah, his burden's easy
No, we don't shave
Yeah, his burden's easy
No, it don't chafe
Could you believe if I carried my own cross,
If I saw that the children were fat?
Could you believe if I carried my own cross,
If I saw that the children were fed?
Raw vagina
Crawl to China
It takes more than their saved behinds.
It takes more that your saline eyes.
It takes more than your sailing eyes.
It takes more than your saline eyes.
It takes more than your saving lies.
It takes more than your saline eyes.
He ascended into Heaven, on the third day, He rose again
He ascended into Heaven, where He sits at God's mighty right hand.
He descended into Hell and on the third day, rose again
He ascended into Heaven where He sits at God's mighty right hand.