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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard christian lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
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"Lamb of God" by Twila Paris
Misheard Lyrics:
Your only son; no sin too high.
Original Lyrics:
Your only son; no sin to hide.
"Larry's High Silk Hat" by Veggietales
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh hurry, Mr. Jollibee
Before my dapperness goes flat.
Before my dapperness goes flat.
Original Lyrics:
Oh hurry, Mr. Trolley
Before my dapperness goes flat.
Before my dapperness goes flat.
"Larry's High Silk Hat" by Veggietales
Misheard Lyrics:
Shut up, stupid!
I'm ugly!
I'm ugly!
Original Lyrics:
Like a king
in a royal cap
in a royal cap
Tito said the king hates him
"Lay Down My Pride" by Jeremy Camp
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm done, I'm through knowing you.
Original Lyrics:
I'm done, I'm through ignoring you.
"Lazarus Come Forth" by Carman
Misheard Lyrics:
Nazareth, come forth.
Original Lyrics:
Lazarus, come forth.
"Lead Of Love" by Caedmon's Call
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking back, acetaminophen.
Original Lyrics:
Looking back, I see the lead of love.
"Lead on, O King Eternal" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Lead on, oh kinky turtle
Original Lyrics:
Lead on, oh King Eternal
"Leaving 99" by Audio Adrenaline
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd lead ninety nuns
And leave them all behind to fight you.
And leave them all behind to fight you.
Original Lyrics:
I'd leave ninety-nine
Leave them all behind to find you.
Leave them all behind to find you.
"Left Behind" by Bryan Duncan and Shine
Misheard Lyrics:
Ready, come sell me,
I've made up my mind.
I've made up my mind.
Original Lyrics:
When it comes down,
I've made up my mind
I've made up my mind
"Let Him In" by Winans Phase 2
Misheard Lyrics:
He's making love tomorrow
Vladimir, Vl Vl Vl Vladimir, Vladimir.
Vladimir, Vl Vl Vl Vladimir, Vladimir.
Original Lyrics:
He's making love to my heart
Let Him in, le le le let Him in, let him in.
Let Him in, le le le let Him in, let him in.
"Let It All Out" by Relient K
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll try my best to just forget
That the fat man is in me.
That the fat man is in me.
Original Lyrics:
And I'll try my best to just forget
That that man isn't me.
That that man isn't me.
"Let It All Out" by Relient K
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll try my best to just forget
The fat man isn't me.
The fat man isn't me.
Original Lyrics:
And I'll try my best to just forget
That that man isn't me.
That that man isn't me.
"Let's Go" by Mark Shultz
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's go, let's go to the four inch hole
Original Lyrics:
Let's go, let's go to the foreign shore
"Letters From War" by Mark Schultz
Misheard Lyrics:
You owe what I'm fighting for.
Original Lyrics:
You are what I'm fighting for.
"Life Is A Highway" by Tom Cochrane
Misheard Lyrics:
Cababash Vancouver's lights
Original Lyrics:
Khyber Pass to Vancouver's lights
"Lifesong" by Casting Crowns
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not part of my life.
Original Lyrics:
If not joined with my life
"Lion And The Lamb" by Crystal Lewis
Misheard Lyrics:
Creatures tremble at his fall.
Original Lyrics:
Creation trembles at his call.
"Lion And The Lamb" by Crystal Lewis
Misheard Lyrics:
That every foe would feareth man.
Original Lyrics:
That every foe would fear His name.
"Lion And The Lamb" by Crystal Lewis
Misheard Lyrics:
The lowly sacred spice
Paid a mentor's spice.
Paid a mentor's spice.
Original Lyrics:
The lowly sacrifice
Paid a victim's price.
Paid a victim's price.
"A Little More" by Jennifer Knapp
Misheard Lyrics:
It took a man to set me free
Original Lyrics:
It took a nail to set me free
"Live For Him" by Pillar
Misheard Lyrics:
Eternal Flames and the national tea brand
Original Lyrics:
Eternal Flames and the gnashing teeth man
"Live In Stereo" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna live each day of it out.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna live in stereo.
"Live In Stereo" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
The best laid plans, are in my underpants.
Original Lyrics:
The best laid plans, are in my other pants.
"Live In Stereo" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
Tryin' to scale Everest should be less pain-ful.
Original Lyrics:
Tryin' to scale Everest sherpa-less ain't fun.
"Live In Stereo" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
Trying to scale every ship, no less ain't fun.
Original Lyrics:
Trying to scale Everest, sherpa-less ain't fun.
"Live In Stereo" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
When every sense is in my heart
Original Lyrics:
When every sense is in mono
"Live Out Loud" by Steven Curtis Chapman
Misheard Lyrics:
Imagine this...I get a phone call from Jesus
He says, 'Do you want to be a millionaire?'
He says, 'Do you want to be a millionaire?'
Original Lyrics:
Imagin this...I get a phone call from Regis
He says, 'Do you want to be a millionaire?'
He says, 'Do you want to be a millionaire?'
"Live Out Loud" by Steven Curtis Chapman
Misheard Lyrics:
This is life we've been given
Let there be no doubt
So la la la la live out loud.
Let there be no doubt
So la la la la live out loud.
Original Lyrics:
This is life we've been given
Made to be lived out
So la la la la live out loud.
Made to be lived out
So la la la la live out loud.
"Live Out Loud" by Steven Curtis Chapman
Misheard Lyrics:
This is life we've been given
Let there be no doubt
So la la la la live out loud
Let there be no doubt
So la la la la live out loud
Original Lyrics:
This is life we've been given
Made to be lived out
So la la la la live out loud
Made to be lived out
So la la la la live out loud
"Live with Abandon" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna live like a bandit
Give you all that I am
Give you all that I am
Original Lyrics:
I wanna live with abandon
Give You all that I am
Give You all that I am
"Looking For You" by Kirk Franklin
Misheard Lyrics:
When my enemies try to comfort me
Original Lyrics:
When my enemies try to come for me
"Looking Out for Number One" by Wayne Watson
Misheard Lyrics:
People led about by blind man's vision
Original Lyrics:
People led about by blind ambition
"Lord, I Know I've Been Changed" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Lord, I know I've been chained
De angels in da heaven's gonna fry my brains.
De angels in da heaven's gonna fry my brains.
Original Lyrics:
Lord, I know I've been changed
De angels in da Heaven's done signed my name.
De angels in da Heaven's done signed my name.
"Lord, I Lift Your Name On High" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
From the earth to the cross,
my dead toupee
my dead toupee
Original Lyrics:
From the earth to the cross,
my debt to pay
my debt to pay
"Lord of The Dance" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the Lord of the Dancing Trees
Original Lyrics:
I am the Lord of the Dance, said he
"Lord of The Dance" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the Lord of the lavatory. (pronounced 'lava-tree')
Original Lyrics:
'I am the Lord of the Dance', said he.
"Lord of the Dance" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Dads, then, wherever you may be,
I am the Lord of the Dads, said he
I am the Lord of the Dads, said he
Original Lyrics:
Dance then wherever you may be,
I am the Lord of the dance, said he
I am the Lord of the dance, said he
"Lord of the Dance" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Dance dance where ever you may be
For I am the Lord of the Dancing Tea
I'll lead you all where ever you may be
And I'll lead you all in the Dancing Tea
For I am the Lord of the Dancing Tea
I'll lead you all where ever you may be
And I'll lead you all in the Dancing Tea
Original Lyrics:
Dance dance where ever you may be
For I am the Lord of the dance, said he
And I'll lead you all whereever you may be
And I'll lead you all in the dance, said he
For I am the Lord of the dance, said he
And I'll lead you all whereever you may be
And I'll lead you all in the dance, said he
"Lord of the Dance" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Dance then wherever you may be,
I am the Lord of the Dark Settee
And I lead you all wherever you may be
And I lead you all to the Dark Settee
I am the Lord of the Dark Settee
And I lead you all wherever you may be
And I lead you all to the Dark Settee
Original Lyrics:
Dance then wherever you may be,
I am the Lord of the dance, said he
And I lead you all wherever you may be
And I lead you all in the dance, said he
I am the Lord of the dance, said he
And I lead you all wherever you may be
And I lead you all in the dance, said he
"Lord of the Dance" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Dance, dance, wherever you may be, I am the lord of the dance settee
Original Lyrics:
Dance, then, wherever you may be, "I am the Lord of the dance", said he
"Lord of the Dance" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Dance, then, wherever you may be.
I am the lord of my dad's settee
I am the lord of my dad's settee
Original Lyrics:
Dance, then, wherever you may be.
'I am the lord of the dance,' said he
'I am the lord of the dance,' said he
"Lord of the Dance" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Hat stand, wherever you may be
Original Lyrics:
Dance then, wherever you may be
"Lord of the Dance" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the Lord of the Dance Settee,
And I'll tease you all, wherever you may be,
For I am the Lord of the Dance Settee
And I'll tease you all, wherever you may be,
For I am the Lord of the Dance Settee
or
I am the Lord of the Dan Settee
or
I am the Lord of the Dan Settee
Original Lyrics:
"I am the Lord of the Dance," said he.
"And I'll be with you, wherever you may be,
For I am the Lord of the Dance," said he
"And I'll be with you, wherever you may be,
For I am the Lord of the Dance," said he
"Lord of the Dance" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the Lord of the damn city
Original Lyrics:
"I am the Lord of the dance", said he
"Lord's Prayer" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Forgive us our trash passes,
as we forgive those who passed trash against us
as we forgive those who passed trash against us
Original Lyrics:
And forgive us our tresspasses,
as we forgive those who tresspass against us
as we forgive those who tresspass against us
"Lord's Prayer" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Our Father, makes art in Heaven
How do you know my name?
How do you know my name?
Original Lyrics:
Our Father, Who art in Heaven
Hallowed be Thy Name.
Hallowed be Thy Name.
"The Lord's Prayer" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
And deliver us from eagles.
Original Lyrics:
And deliver us from evil.
"The Lord's Prayer" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Aunt Leda's not into temptation
Original Lyrics:
And lead us not into temptation
"The Lord's Prayer" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Deliver us some E-mail
Original Lyrics:
Deliver us from evil.
"The Lord's Prayer" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Forgive us our trashbaskets
As we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.
As we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.
Original Lyrics:
Forgive us our trespasses
As we forgive those who trespass against us.
As we forgive those who trespass against us.
"The Lord's Prayer" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
I lead a snot into temptation
Original Lyrics:
And lead us not into temptation
"The Lord's Prayer" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Our Father who art in Heaven
Howard be Thy Name.
Howard be Thy Name.
Original Lyrics:
Our Father who art in Heaven
Hallowed be Thy Name.
Hallowed be Thy Name.
"The Lord's Prayer" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Our Father, Richard in Heaven
Harold be Thy name.
Harold be Thy name.
Original Lyrics:
Our Father, which art in Heaven
Hallowed be Thy name.
Hallowed be Thy name.
"The Lord's Prayer" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Our Father, Who is locked in Heaven...
For mine is the kingdom, the flower and the jewelery.
For mine is the kingdom, the flower and the jewelery.
Original Lyrics:
Our Father, Who art in Heaven...
For thine is the kingdom, the Power and the Glory.
For thine is the kingdom, the Power and the Glory.
"The Lord's Prayer" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Our Father, who art in Heaven
Hello! How be thy name?
Hello! How be thy name?
Original Lyrics:
Our Father, who art in Heaven
Hallowed be Thy Name.
Hallowed be Thy Name.
"The Lord's Prayer" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Our father who art in Heaven
Harold be thy name.
Harold be thy name.
Original Lyrics:
Our Father, who art in Heaven
Hallowed be thy name.
Hallowed be thy name.
"Lord, This Is The People" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Lloyd, this is the people
Who long to see our face.
Who long to see our face.
Original Lyrics:
Lord, this is the people
Who long to see your face.
Who long to see your face.
"Lost The Plot" by The Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
You are my supply
Original Lyrics:
We have lost the plot
"Love Liberty Disco" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
Fall down and meet Jamaica
Original Lyrics:
Fall down and meet your maker
"Love Liberty Disco" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
Fall down, I need your make-up.
Original Lyrics:
Fall down and meet your maker.
"Love Liberty Disco" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me doves, give me liver and Crisco
We are making dinner right now
On this day, we will all be happy people
If you can keep your liver down.
We are making dinner right now
On this day, we will all be happy people
If you can keep your liver down.
Original Lyrics:
Give me love, give me liberty, disco
The place everybody in the family's bound
On that day we will all be happy people
When Love Liberty Disco's in town.
The place everybody in the family's bound
On that day we will all be happy people
When Love Liberty Disco's in town.
"Love Liberty Disco" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
Limerty excites us.
Original Lyrics:
Liberty excites us.
"Love Lifted Me" by James Rowe
Misheard Lyrics:
Love Lipton Tea
Love Lipton Tea
When nothing else would do
You know love Lipton Tea
Love Lipton Tea
When nothing else would do
You know love Lipton Tea
Original Lyrics:
Love lifted me
Love lifted me
When nothing else would do
You know love lifted me
Love lifted me
When nothing else would do
You know love lifted me
"Love Lifted Me" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Love lifted meven me.
Original Lyrics:
Love lofted even me.
"Love Like A Fountain" by Ian Brown
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got peace like a river up my nose
Original Lyrics:
I've got peace like a river in my soul
"Lovely" by Michelle Tumes
Misheard Lyrics:
A thousand times
I look around me and high-five
I look around me and high-five
Original Lyrics:
A thousand times
I look around me and I find
I look around me and I find
"Love Me Good" by Michael W. Smith
Misheard Lyrics:
Give it up Give it up Mountain Dew!!
Original Lyrics:
Give Me love Give me love, love me good
"Love Me Good" by Michael W. Smith
Misheard Lyrics:
Give it up! Give it up! Bow me down.
Original Lyrics:
Give me love Give me love, love me good
"Love Me Good" by Michael W. Smith
Misheard Lyrics:
Give it up, Give it up, country girl
Original Lyrics:
Give me love, give me love, love me good
"Love Me Good" by Michael W. Smith
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me love
Give me love, Barbie girl
Give me love, Barbie girl
Original Lyrics:
Give me love
Give me love, love me good
Give me love, love me good
"Love Me Good" by Michael W. Smith
Misheard Lyrics:
Where everything gets beat my back by the end of the show
Original Lyrics:
Where everything gets neatly wrapped by the end of the show
"Lovers and Dreamers" by White Heart
Misheard Lyrics:
We drew the picture way too small
So pain on new horizon.
So pain on new horizon.
Original Lyrics:
We drew the picture way too small
So paint a new horizon.
So paint a new horizon.
"Luv Is a Verb" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause when I need a word to find, that's where I look
Original Lyrics:
'Cause when I need a word defined, that's where I look
"Luv Is a Verb" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
Take this mic for a ride
Original Lyrics:
Take this... for a ride
"Lyke-Wake Dirge" by Pentangle
Misheard Lyrics:
And Christ received our sword
or
And Christ forgive this sword.
or
And Christ forgive this sword.
Original Lyrics:
And Christ receive Thy saule.
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