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O Canada, our home's on Native land.
O Canada, our home and Native land.
Archie Bar, Archie Bar
Occupier, Occupier
Octipi, octipi
Occupy, occupy
O love of God, O cinnamon
O love of God, O sin of man
And drive away the chance of night.
And kiss the clouds and bring a slight
And drive away the shades of night.
And pierce the clouds and bring us light
Alte menschen sind brüder (Old men shall be brothers)
Alle menschen sind brüder (All men shall be brothers)
Oh for a walk with a perfect tart.
Oh for a walk with a perfect heart.
Oh God, you are my God
And I will never praise you.
Oh God, you are my God
And I will ever praise you.
The fallout, the fallout
We found out the high bowl kitchen fruit
We're connected, connected
Amented, the high bowl kitchen fruit
In the fallout, the fallout
We found out the hype won't get you through
We're connected, connected
I meant it, the hype won't get you through, through
So I'll cherish that old rugged cross
'Til my gophers at last I lay down.
So I'll cherish that old rugged cross
'Til my trophies at last I lay down.
So a chair eats the old rugged cross.
So I'll cherish the old rugged cross.
On a hill far away
Lies an old rubber cross.
On a hill far away
Lies an old, rugged cross.
So I'll Cherish that Old Rugged Cross,
And Exchange it For A Clown
So I'll cherish that Old Rugged Cross,
And exchange it for a crown.
Oil and oil
She just keeps on frying.
On and on
She just keeps on trying.
You are a fortress
And I am a bandaid
You are a fortress
And I am abandoned
On evil's wings
or
On angel's wings
On eagle's wings
Yoo-hoo! Dwell in the shelter of the Lord.
You who dwell in the shelter of the Lord
Slurping flaming drinking slackers
They search and strain and drink and stagger
Zombies staring, looking my way
Crying out for something naked
Zombies staring, looking my way
Crying out for something they can't...
Monday at a time, sleep Jesus
One day at a time, sweet Jesus
I am confidence and in security.
I am confidence in insecurity.
I've got the right, I'm gonna be myself.
I've got the rifle, gonna be myself.
I've got the right, I'm gonna pee myself.
I've got the right, I'm gonna be myself.
I think I've farted one time too many.
I think I've fought it one time too many.
Sara was a beauty queen.
Miss Summer an Otter.
She took off her coat,
she rolled down her sleeve.
Sara was a beauty queen.
Miss Something or Another.
She took off her crown,
she rolled up her sleeves.
Depth of mercy, fast and free
Depth of mercy, vast and free
Almost standing where
Almost anywhere
He is a manual
He is Emmanuel
I get on my needs
I get on my knees
I get what I need
I get on my knees
I'm from Sin Cit, you're from Sin Cit, we're all from Sin City.
I'm from sin set, you're from sin set, we're all from sin set free.
Christ, the royal bastards
Lean against the phone.
Christ, the royal Master
Leads against the foe.
Onward Christian soilders
marching at the door
Onward Christian soilders
marching as to war
Christ, our loyal Master
Leans against the fort.
Christ, our royal Master
Leads against the foe.
Onward Christian Soldiers, Marching Out the Door!
Onward Christian Soldiers, Marching as to War!
Onward Christian soldiers
Marching as to war
With the cross-eyed Jesus
Going on before.
Onward Christian soldiers
Marching as to war
With the cross of Jesus
Going on before.
With the grass of Jesus
Growing on before.
With the cross of Jesus
Going on before.
And Elvis for a king.
And all this for a King.
"Our God Reigns" by Phil Driscoll
Food Lion!
Full of Life!
The lyrics were, "Full of power! .... Full of life!" Phil Driscoll ad-libs it twice around the three-minute mark; but if you're not listening that closely, it sounds like he's putting in a 'plug' for the grocery-store chain. Originally released in 1983.
I got brains
Our God reigns