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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard christian lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
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"Addictions" by Andy Flannagan
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd live in someone's conversation
Original Lyrics:
A living soul wants conversation
"Adonai" by The O.C. Supertones
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't mind, I don't mind, yeah
Original Lyrics:
Adonai, Adonai, yeah
"Alibi" by Tait
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't dream and I don't bite
Original Lyrics:
I don't need your alibi
"All Are Welcome" by Marty Haugen
Misheard Lyrics:
Let us build a house where junkies dwell.
Original Lyrics:
Let us build a house where love can dwell.
"All Around Me" by Rebecca St. James
Misheard Lyrics:
Psycho! Psycho! Psycho!
Original Lyrics:
Cycle! Cycle! Cycle!
"All Consuming Fire" by Jennifer Knapp
Misheard Lyrics:
Alpha and yomega
Original Lyrics:
Alpha and omega
"All Hail, King Jesus" by Religious Music
Misheard Lyrics:
O, Hell, King Jesus
Original Lyrics:
All hail, King Jesus.
"All We Like Sheep" by Mormon Tabernacle Choir
Misheard Lyrics:
A wee blind sheep have gone astray
Original Lyrics:
All we like sheep have gone astray
"All We Like Sheep" by Mormon Tabernacle Choir
Misheard Lyrics:
A wee blind sheep
Original Lyrics:
All we like sheep
A national choir of 400 teenagers performed Handel’s Messiah and the tenors always sang “A Wee Blind Sheep,” instead of “All We Like Sheep” on the CD.
"All We Like Sheep" by Don Moen
Misheard Lyrics:
All wee like sheep
Original Lyrics:
All we, like sheep
"All We Like Sheep" by Don Moen
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, we like sheep!
Original Lyrics:
All we, like sheep.
"Amazing Grace" by Hymns
Misheard Lyrics:
A maze of grapes,
How sweet and round.
How sweet and round.
Original Lyrics:
Amazing Grace,
How sweet the sound.
How sweet the sound.
Original written by John Newton, published 1779. Numerous recordings have been made, by numerous performers.
"Amazing Grace" by W. Oliver
Misheard Lyrics:
Amazing grace, how sweet the sound
That shaved the rats like me.
That shaved the rats like me.
Original Lyrics:
Amazing grace, how sweet the sound
That saved a wretch like me.
That saved a wretch like me.
"Amazing Grace" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Amazing grapes
How sweet thou art.
How sweet thou art.
Original Lyrics:
Amazing Grace
How sweet the sound.
How sweet the sound.
"Amazing Grace" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Amazing lace, how sweet the pound
Original Lyrics:
Amazing grace, how sweet the sound
"Amazing Grace" by LeAnn Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
Aunt Grace, my fears relieved.
Original Lyrics:
And grace, my fears relieved.
"Amazing Grace" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
How sweet the south
Original Lyrics:
How sweet the sound
"Amazing Grace" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
That saved a witch like me.
Original Lyrics:
That saved a wretch like me.
"Amazing Grace" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
That saved a wrench like me.
Original Lyrics:
That saved a wretch like me.
"Amazing Grace" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Through many dangerous toyland squares
I have already come
or
Through many dangerous toyland scares
I have already come.
I have already come
or
Through many dangerous toyland scares
I have already come.
Original Lyrics:
Through many dangers, toils, and snares
I have already come.
I have already come.
"Amazing Grace" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Through many dangerous toys and snares
Original Lyrics:
Through many dangers, toils, and snares
"Amazing Grace" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
We've known last days to sing God's grace
And when we'd first begun.
And when we'd first begun.
Original Lyrics:
We've no less days to sing God's praise
Then when we'd first begun.
Then when we'd first begun.
"Amazing Grace" by The Statler Brothers
Misheard Lyrics:
We've known less days to sing God's grace
than when we first begun
than when we first begun
Original Lyrics:
We've no less days to sing God's praise
Then when we'd first begun.
Then when we'd first begun.
"Amazing Love" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
You, you are mocking.
Original Lyrics:
You, You are my King.
"America The Beautiful" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
And crown Thy good with Robin Hood
Who died beneath a tree.
Who died beneath a tree.
Original Lyrics:
And crown Thy good with brotherhood
From sea to shining sea.
From sea to shining sea.
"America The Beautiful" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Beautiful
For heroes who
In liberating strike.
For heroes who
In liberating strike.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Beautiful
For heroes proved
In liberating strife.
For heroes proved
In liberating strife.
"America the Beautiful" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
God shared His grapes with me.
Original Lyrics:
God shed His grace on Thee.
"Ancient Of Days" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Ebenezer, bow at your throne and worship.
Original Lyrics:
Every knee shall bow at Your throne and worship.
"Angels We Have Heard on High" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
eat at Chelsea's aye oh
Original Lyrics:
Gloria, in Excelsis Deo.
"Angels" by Amy Grant
Misheard Lyrics:
God has angels watching over me
Original Lyrics:
Got His angels watching over me
"Angels" by Amy Grant
Misheard Lyrics:
God, His angels watching over me
Original Lyrics:
Got His angels watching over me
"Angel With No Wings" by Kevin Max
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna girl with a pile of hair
Original Lyrics:
I want a girl with a college head
"Angel With No Wings" by Kevin Max
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna girl with an Amish dad.
Original Lyrics:
I want a girl with a college head.
"Angel With No Wings" by Kevin Max
Misheard Lyrics:
Who said romance was a chosen thing?
Baby, it's a Jew
Baby, it's a Jew
Original Lyrics:
Who said romance was a chosen thing?
Baby, it chose you
Baby, it chose you
"Apathetic Way To Be" by Relient K
Misheard Lyrics:
Like it's you at the dental fair.
Original Lyrics:
Like it's a life and death affair.
"Apathetic Way To Be" by Relient K
Misheard Lyrics:
Like kissing leopards at the fair.
Original Lyrics:
Like it's a life and death affair.
"Apathetic Way To Be" by Relient K
Misheard Lyrics:
So I've given up and now I'm in detention.
Original Lyrics:
So I've given up and now I'm just indifferent.
"Apostle's Creed (We Believe)" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
We b-leed in God the Father, We b-leed, We b-leed
Original Lyrics:
We believe in God the Father, We believe, We believe
"Arise And Sing" by David Grothe
Misheard Lyrics:
Rip out your heart and rejoice before Him,
for the King is our God.
for the King is our God.
Original Lyrics:
Open up your heart and rejoice before Him,
for the King is our God.
for the King is our God.
"Armed and Dangerous" by Petra
Misheard Lyrics:
We're ready to start the day.
Original Lyrics:
We're ready to storm the gate.
"Auld Lang Syne" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Should all the quaintence be for God
And ne'er bought to miii
And ne'er bought to miii
Original Lyrics:
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
And never brought to mind?
And never brought to mind?
"Autumn Days (A Hymn)" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
An irrassaball head (Pronounced: ear-ras-ah-bull-head)
Original Lyrics:
I musn't forget.
"Awesome God" by Rich Mullins
Misheard Lyrics:
And the Lord wasn't choking
Original Lyrics:
And the Lord wasn't joking
"Awesome God" by Rich Mullins
Misheard Lyrics:
And the Lord wasn't joking when he kicked them out of Egypt.
Original Lyrics:
And the Lord wasn't joking when he kicked them out of Eden.
"Awesome God" by Rich Mullins
Misheard Lyrics:
And the lord was a joker
or
And the lord was a token
or
And the lord was a token
Original Lyrics:
And the Lord wasn’t joking
"Awesome God" by Rich Mullins
Misheard Lyrics:
And the world wasn't joking
Original Lyrics:
And the Lord wasn't joking
"Awesome God" by Rich Mullins
Misheard Lyrics:
He rings from having a ball
Original Lyrics:
He reigns from Heaven above
"Awesome God" by Rich Mullins
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh god, he's an awesome dog!
Original Lyrics:
Our god is an awesome god
"Awesome God" by Rich Mullins
Misheard Lyrics:
Our God is an awesome God
He rains from havin' a buff.
He rains from havin' a buff.
Original Lyrics:
Our God is an awesome God
He reigns from Heaven above.
He reigns from Heaven above.
"Awesome God" by Rich Mullins
Misheard Lyrics:
Our God is an awesome God
He rains from havin' a buff
He rains from havin' a buff
Original Lyrics:
Our God is an awesome God
He reigns from heaven above
He reigns from heaven above
"Awesome God" by Rich Mullins
Misheard Lyrics:
Our bond is an awesome bond
Original Lyrics:
Our God is an awesome God
"Awesome God" by Rich Mullins
Misheard Lyrics:
When He rose up His sleeves
Original Lyrics:
When He rolls up His sleeves
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