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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard christian lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
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"The Easter Song" by Keith Green
Misheard Lyrics:
Quick Elena, go tell his disciples
That Jesus Christ is no longer dead.
That Jesus Christ is no longer dead.
Original Lyrics:
Quickly now, go tell his disciples
That Jesus Christ is no longer dead.
That Jesus Christ is no longer dead.
"The Easter Song" by 2nd Chapter of Acts
Misheard Lyrics:
That Jesus is prison
Original Lyrics:
That Jesus is risen
"East to West" by Casting Crowns
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause you know just how far the East is from the West
Once God hands you the other.
Once God hands you the other.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause you know just how far the East is from the West
From one scarred hand to the other.
From one scarred hand to the other.
"East to West" by Casting Crowns
Misheard Lyrics:
It's God's hand to the other
Original Lyrics:
From one scarred hand to the other.
"Echelon" by Pillar
Misheard Lyrics:
Evolutionist, we make love to you too.
Original Lyrics:
Evolutionist, we've got love for you too.
"Echo Holy Holy" by Carey Landry
Misheard Lyrics:
Sinkelsada
Sinkel alleluia
Sinkel alleluia
Original Lyrics:
Sing Hosanna
Sing Alleluia
Sing Alleluia
"El Shaddai" by Amy Grant
Misheard Lyrics:
Though your Word contained it plain
Original Lyrics:
Though your Word contained the plan
"El-Shaddai" by Amy Grant
Misheard Lyrics:
88, you're still the same
Original Lyrics:
Age to age, you're still the same
"Entertaining Angels" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
Entertaining angels by the light of my 'gee that's great'.
Original Lyrics:
Entertaining angels by the light of my TV screen.
"Entertaining Angels" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
Entertaining angels by the light of my...Gee, that's great!
Original Lyrics:
Entertaining angels by the light of my TV screen.
"Entertaining Angels" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
Entertaining by the light of my demon string.
Original Lyrics:
Entertaining angels by the light of my TV screen.
"Entertaining Angels" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
Postal Heaven, sing over me.
Original Lyrics:
Host of Heaven, sing over me.
"Entertaining Angels" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
Ya'll stop Heaven, sing over me.
Original Lyrics:
Host of Heaven, sing over me.
"Even God Can't Change the Past" by Charlotte Church
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, I thought this one would last
Original Lyrics:
Yes, I thought this love would last
"Everyone's Someone" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
Been playing on the swing.
Original Lyrics:
Been planning on one thing.
"Everyone's Someone" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
Fire flow
Ya darkest enemy.
Ya darkest enemy.
Original Lyrics:
Find yourself
Ya darkest enemy.
Ya darkest enemy.
"Everyone's Someone" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
Jericho of what you thought you'd be.
Original Lyrics:
Given up on what you thought you'd be.
"Everything Will Be Alright" by All Star United
Misheard Lyrics:
If you which to love yourself
Blot out Jesus with a capital 'Hell'.
Blot out Jesus with a capital 'Hell'.
Original Lyrics:
If you wish to help yourself
Call out Jesus with a capital 'Help'.
Call out Jesus with a capital 'Help'.
"Every Time You See Me Cry" by John Elefante
Misheard Lyrics:
Woman, you see through me and tell me who I am.
Original Lyrics:
I want You to see through me and tell me who I am.
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