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These are randomly arranged.


February 1, 2004
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"911 Is Now Online," Michael "867-5309/Jenny," Tommy Tutone
"All The Rap Vids'," crazyandinsane "All The Small Things," Blink182
"Bad Plans," Phil Nelson "Badlands," Bruce Springsteen
"Pac-Man Fever," Arcade Junkie "Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy," Bette Midler
"Jungle In The Bung Hole," Guy DiRito "Bungle In The Jungle," Jethro Tull
"About Time," mac195 "Comes a Time," Neil Young
"Lash Out at Me (The woes of Samwise Gamgee)," Arwen "Crash Into Me," The Dave Matthews Band
"Donald Duck ," Green Bloodied Hound Dogs "Disco Duck," Rick Dees
"Flamethrower," Rick Duncan "Dreamweaver," Gary Wright
"Everybody loves Sonic X time," Andrea Huckstep "Everybody loves Saturday night," Traditional
"Everyone's A Bush!," Michael "Everywhere You Look (Full House Theme Song)," TV Theme Song
"Sick Of Free Bird," Phil Nelson "Free As A Bird," The Beatles
"My Old Ford Fairlane," Guy DiRito "Good Morning Starshine," Oliver
"Ring Tones," Phil Nelson "Head Games," Foreigner
"Hey Ya (The Super Bowl 38 Version)," Jay Jianoran "Hey Ya," Outkast
"I'm Singin'," Rick Duncan "I Want You," Bob Dylan
"It's Oprah," Michael Pacholek "It's Over," Roy Orbison
"Knockin On," MarthaDTox "Knockin on Heaven's Door," Bob Dylan
"Unstoppable Kim Possible," Stan Smythe "Let's Go! Rider Kick!," Hiroshi Fujioka
"Deep in the Twilight Zone," MarthaDTox "Like a Rollin Stone," Bob Dylan
"Has No One Seen My New Song," sloatead "Look What They've Done To My Song," Melanie
"Saddam Has Died," Who Cares? "My Bloody Valentine," Good Charlotte
"Patriots Super Sunday," Johnny Pyro "Pleasant Valley Sunday," The Monkees
"Tony's Fly(For A Cuban Guy)[fixed]," Scotty Dangerously "Pretty Fly(For A White Guy)," Offspring
"Check Myself In," Fitu Petaia "Ride Like The Wind," Christopher Cross
"1986," Arcade Junkie "Route 66," Nat King Cole
"Avril Lavigne," crazyandinsane "Self Esteem," The Offspring
"Air Travel Stinks," Panic Pagoda "Seperation of Church and Skate," NoFX
"10 Little Yards To Go," Arcade Junkie "So Very Hard To Go," Tower of Power
"Please Go See a Psychiatrist," Tim Hall "The Low Spark of High Heeled Boys," Traffic
"Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis," Stray Pooch "Yesterday," Beatles

February 2, 2004
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"The Moment I Piss," wdh "A Moment Like This," Kelly Clarkson
"American Werewolf," Michael "American Woman," Lenny Kravitz
"Laingian Parody," MarthDTox "Bohemian Rhapsody," Queen
"Dear Mr. Idiot," Tim Hall "Dear Mr. Fantasy," Traffic
"Dedicated launderer of mammon," MarthaDTox "Dedicated Follower of Fashion," The Kinks
"Georgie Bush," Tim Hall "Georgy Girl," The Seekers
"Sponge Cake Tonight ," Mari Aranoff Duncan "Heartache Tonight," The Eagles
"Hello Mary, Hello Rhoda," sloatead "Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh (a letter from camp)," Allan Sherman
"4 Steps to oblivion," MarthaDTox "Hero( from Spiderman)," Scott and Kreuher
"Groundhog," Jeff Reuben "Hound Dog," Elvis Presley
"You Survived Simon," Webster7 "I Survived You," Clay Aiken
"I am a Dog," Merry & Pippin "I am a Rock," Simon & Garfunkel
"Can't Hold On (to this cliff)," Spazn "I'm With You," Avril Lavigne
"The Singin' Gaijin," mac195 "Life in the Fast Lane," The Eagles
"Funny Man," Green Bloodied Hound Dogs "Lucky Man," Emerson, Lake & Palmer
"Me and Mayor McCheese," Spaff.com "Me and Bobby McGee," Janis Joplin
"Massage in a Brothel," Merry & Pippin "Message in a Bottle," The Police
"My Generation revisited," MarthaDTox "My Generation," The Who
"When the Wall Came Down," MarthaDTox "Over the Hill," John Martyn
"Night Crowd," John Spoof "Right Now," Korn
"Rudolph the Foul Mouth Reindeer," Anthony A. "Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer," Traditional
"She Moos In Mysterious Ways ( The Mad Cow Theme)," Malcolm Higgins "She Moves In Mysterious Ways," U2
"Beans," Rick Duncan "Signs," Five Man Electrical Band
"Don't Pas the Buck," MarthaDTox "Smooth," Carlos Santana
"Stacy's Pop," Chris Bodily TM "Stacy's Mom," Fountains of Wayne
"Stephens Dad," coolgurl "Stacy's Mom," Fountains of Wayne
"Hackin Queen," MarthaDTox "Stayin Alive," BeeGees
"Hackin Queen," MarthaDTox "Stayin Alive," BeeGees
"State of the Union Address," ParodyKeet "Stuck in the Middle With You," Stealers Wheel
"Geeks Blues," MarthaDTox "Take it to the Limit," Eagles
"Thanks For the Mammaries," Rick Duncan "Thanks For the Memories," Bob Hope
"Jackson Anomaly," Guy DiRito "The Addams Family," TV Show Theme Song
"The Face Within," Spazn "The Voice Within," Christina Aguilera
"The Dirt Beneath My Toes," Giblet O'sarcasm "The Wind Beneath My Wings," Bette Midler
"The World's Fattest," FrankieBoi "The World's Greatest," R.Kelly
"There's A Hole In My Data," Phil Alexander "There's A Hole In My Bucket," Traditional
"Just Look Under The Turd And You'll See," Guy DiRito "What A Wonderful World It Would Be," Sam Cooke
"Where Has All My Data Gone?," Phil Alexander "Where Have All The Flowers Gone?," The Kingston Trio
"Burnin' Macaroni," Earl S. Garber "Workin' for a Livin'," Huey Lewis and the News
"This Song Will Get Votes," Michael "You Don't Know My Name," Alicia Keys

February 3, 2004
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"Mobile Madness," Blade "19-2000," Gorillaz
"Fishtones Exist," Red Rebel "Aliens Exist," Blink 182
"Random," Eminerd "Alone," Lasgo
"Random," Eminerd "Alone," Lasgo
"Slam His Crusade," William Tong "Amber Cascades," America
"Ethiopian Jew," Dr. Sweena F. Weena "American Pie," Don McLean
"Daddy's New Car," Agrimorfee "Back In the U.S.S.R.," The Beatles
"Mouse Trap," Arcade Junkie "Bad Moon Rising," Creedence Clearwater Revival
"Smokin' With Your Friends," Alvin Rhodes "Blowin' In The Wind," Bob Dylan
"Punxsatawnian Rhapsody," Michael Pacholek "Bohemian Rhapsody," Queen
"Follow The Sun," MarthaDTox "Born to Run," Bruce Springsteen
"Weekend At Bernie's," Claude Prez "Breakfast At Tiffany's," Deep Blue Something
"Hedgehog Of The Wind ," Andrea Huckstep "Candle In The Wind '97," Elton John
"Careless Banker," MarthaDTox "Careless Whisper," George Michael
"Vassals Insincere," Merry & Pippin "Castles in the Air," Don McLean
"Dang'rous Tools," Alvin Rhodes "Chain Of Fools," Aretha Franklin
"Crack My Nosey," Alvin Rhodes "Cracklin' Rosie," Neil Diamond
"Desk Phones," Guy DiRito "Dry Bones," Traditional
"As Tears Go By," Green Bloodied Hound Dogs "Family Matters," TV Themes
"Keep Callin'," Zach Allman "Free Fallin'," Tom Petty
"Pun, Pun, Pun," Phil Alexander "Fun, Fun, Fun," The Beach Boys
"Filthy Conscience (The Student Song)," Eminerd "Guilty Conscience," Eminem
"Who Needs A Hero," MarthaDTox "Holdin Out For A Hero," Bonnie Tyler
"The Petries and Friends," sloatead "I Am The Walrus," Beatles
"Johnson's Not So Spry," mac195 "I Can't Tell You Why," The Eagles
"With Farts in Symphonies," Mari Aranoff Duncan "I Hear a Symphony," The Supremes
"I Hate Merv Griffin," Green Bloodied Hound Dogs "I Shot The Sheriff," Bob Marley
"Beavis & Butthead," Ryan Harder "I Wanna Be Sedated," The Ramones
"Into Food," Alvin Rhodes "In The Mood," Glenn Miller
"In Your Jeans," Neo Matrix "In Those Jeans," Genuwine
"Instant Coffee," Alvin Rhodes "Instant Karma," John Lennon
"Jerry Sell 'em," Rick Duncan "Jeruselem," ELP/ Traditional
"He's on Fire," Arcade Junkie "Light my Fire," Jose Feliciano/The Doors
"Pool Go Yellow," Alvin Rhodes "Mellow Yellow," Donovan
"A Suitable Case For Treatment," MarthaDTox "My Favourite Things," Julie Andrews
"Pizza Hut Driver," Merry & Pippin "Paperback Writer," The Beatles
"Fright On The Stage," Adagio "People Are Strange," The Doors
"Fart Ignited," Guy DiRito "Reunited," Peaches And Herb
"1982 In The Arcades," Arcade Junkie "Runaround Sue," Dion
"Brian's Song (Made me cry)," Arcade Junkie "Sad Movies (makes me cry)," Sue Thompson
"Their Damned Plan," William Tong "Sandman," America
"He's Leaving Home," Alvin Rhodes "She's Leaving Home," Beatles
"Smells Like Gilligan's Island," Chris Bodily TM "Smells Like Teen Spirit," Nirvana
"Stunned By Me," Rick Duncan "Stand By Me," Ben E. King (and others)
"Superthighs," Jan Unwin "Superman (It's Not Easy)," Five For Fighting
"Tearin' Off Your Top," Spaff.com "Tearin' Up My Heart," N'Sync
"Jimmy Eat Cheez," Cheezmeister "The Middle," Jimmy Eat World
"Cellphones," Alan Smithee, Jr. "Them Bones," Alice In Chains
"There's a Poll That I'm Losing," Michael Pacholek "There's a Hole in the Bucket," Traditional
"Mortal Kombat," Arcade Junkie "This Magic Moment," Jay & The Americans
"This Halftime Moment," Bob Gomez "This Magic Moment," Jay and the Americans
"Careless Dancer," MarthaDTox "Too Late Baby," Carol King
"Heavenly Band," Alvin Rhodes "Travelin' Band," Creedence Clearwater Revival
"Twelve Days Of Christmas," Zach Allman "Twelve Days Of Christmas," Traditional
"Two Rovers - An Ode To NASA," Aaron Dodson "Two Princes," Spin Doctors
"He's An Old Dude/He Is My Grandpa," Alvin Rhodes "We Will Rock You/We Are The Champions," queen
"Why We Write About Poo," Claude Prez "What I Like About You," The Romantics

February 4, 2004
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"(I Do Not Have a) Parody to Write," Chris Bodily TM "(There's Gonna Be a) Heartache Tonight," Eagles
"50 Ways To Kill Poor Kenny," Alvin Rhodes "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover," Paul Simon
"The Horse That Shot Flame," Guy DiRito "A Horse With No Name," America
"My Darling Clementine," mac195 "A Man I'll Never Be," Boston
"Lieberman Bites The Dust," Steve Kalafut "Another One Bites The Dust," Queen
"Ballad Of Stan And Wendy," Alvin Rhodes "Ballad Of John And Yoko," The Beatles
"My Big, Fat Obnoxious Fiancee," Arcade Junkie "Battle of New Orleans," Johnny Horton
"That Bird," Agrimorfee "Blackbird," The Beatles
"Cool Turkey," Alvin Rhodes "Cold Turkey," John Lennon
"Crazy bout them Carabu," Travis (aka Skittles) "Crazy bout a Mercury," Allen Jackson
"Commencement," Agrimorfee "Dear Prudence," The Beatles
"Drunken Sports Nuts," Agrimorfee "Driven To Tears," The Police
"Everything I Blew," Jan Unwin "Everything I Do," Bryan Adams
"Hairballin'," Jan Unwin "Free Fallin'," Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
"Get My Dinner Started," Hindibunni "Get the Party Started," Pink
"...Ten Years After," Agrimorfee "Glass Onion," The Beatles
"Sixth Showdown," Agrimorfee "Happiness Is A Warm Gun," The Beatles
"Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger (Ode to the Titans)," Red Rebel "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger," Daft Punk
"Eat That," Scotty Dangerously "Hit That," Offspring
"Whelchair Bound," Alvin Rhodes "Homeward Bound," Simon And Garfunkel
"I Don't Want To Soil My Panties," Alvin Rhodes "I Don't Want To Spoil The Party," The Beatles
"Ain't Got No Feeling," Alvin Rhodes "I Got A Feeling," Beatles
"Downsized," Agrimorfee "I'm So Tired," The Beatles
"If I Only Had A Brain," Alvin Rhodes "If I Only Had A Brain," The Wizard Of Oz
"I Love Mary Kay," Hindibunni "It's Easy Mmmkay," South Park
"Mr. Sullivan," David Chrenko "Mrs. Robinson," Simon & Garfunkel
"All These Clowns And Mimes," Stephi "My Bloody Valentine," Good Charlotte
"Life Is Long," Agrimorfee "Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da," The Beatles
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow (Robert Blake version)," Spaff.com "Somewhere Over the Rainbow," Robert Blake
"Stayin' Alive," Alvin Rhodes "Stayin' Alive," The Bee Gees
"Existential Angst," MarthaDTox "Stuck Inside of Mobile wit the Memphis Blues Again," Bob Dylan
"Stuck in a Snow Drift and Screwed," Stray Pooch "Stuck in the Middle with You," Stealer's Wheels
"The Ballad of Janet Jackson (Theme from the 2004 Super Bowl)," Robert J. Pagliaro "The Ballad of Jed (Theme from the Beverly Hillbillies)," Paul Henning
"The Beat Goes On," Alvin Rhodes "The Beat Goes On," Sonny And Cher
"The Dreidel Will Rick," Alvin Rhodes "The Cradle Will Rock," Van Halen
"The Little Old People That Drive Like Demons," Alvin Rhodes "The Little Old Lady From Pasadena," Jan And Dean
"The Longest Rhyme," Rick Duncan "The Longest Time," Billy Joel
"Why I Like To Shout 'Moo!'," Steven Cavanagh "What I Like About You," The Romantics
"Crazy Funny Guy," Agrimorfee "Wild Honey Pie," The Beatles

February 5, 2004
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"Ain't No Lunch Left When He's Done," Alvin Rhodes "Ain't No Sunshine When She's Gonee," Bill Withers
"When The Lunch Bell Dings," Kt "All The Small Things," Blink 182
"Outgrown Again Naturally," Alvin Rhodes "Alone Again Naturally," Gilbert O'sullivan
"Aways a Banker," MarthaDTox "Always A Woman," Billy Joel
"I Love To Shop At Wal-Mart," Kathy Sprowl "An Affair of the Heart," Rick Springfield
"Baboon Rising," Mark "Bad Moon Rising," Creedence Clearwater Revival
"Sonic X," Arcade Junkie "Baker Street," Gerry Rafferty
"Dodgeball Hits," Alvin Rhodes "Ballroom Blitz," Sweet
"Dictator Hussien," Johnny Pyro "Beautiful Sunday," Daniel Boone
"Hella-poor Kenny," Alvin Rhodes "Eleanor Rigby," The Beatles
"Electric Barbeque," Jan Unwin "Electric Avenue," Eddie Grant
"Fifty Themes You Can Uncover," Adagio "Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover," Paul Simon
"Super Bowl Tribute," Bob O'Mara "Fight for your Right," Beastie Boys
"Mario Party," Arcade Junkie "Garden Party," Rick Nelson
"Genome," Sweet Indigo "Geno," Dexy's Midnight Runners
"Goin' Gay, Little Girl," Rick Duncan "Go Away, Little girl," Donny Osmond
"Go His Own Way," Buck "Go Your Own Way," Fleetwood Mac
"Jello, Fat Free," Rick Duncan "Hello, It's Me," Todd Rundgren
"Hit Me With Your Breast Shot," Claude Prez "Hit Me With Your Best Shot," Pat Benatar
"Orange Hooded," Alvin Rhodes "Hot Blooded," Foreigner
"I Am A Cop," Alvin Rhodes "I Am A Rock," Simon And Garfunkel
"I Feel The Earth Move," Alvin Rhodes "I Feel The Earth Move," Carole King
"I Had Too Much Ice Cream Last Night," David Chrenko "I Had Too Much To Dream Last Night," The Electric Prunes
"Change of Heart," Red Rebel "If I Only Had a Heart," The Tin Man
"Bush Cabal's World Has To Fall," William Tong "It's A Small World," Richard & Robert Sherman
"It's About Them," Adagio "It's A Small World," Disney Classic
"Jewish Mom," Alvin Rhodes "Julia," The Beatles
"Mary Jane," Alvin Rhodes "Lady Jane," The Rolling Stones
"Pop Quiz," Green Bloodied Hound Dogs "Lap Of Luxury," Jethro Tull
"Fat Child," Alvin Rhodes "Last Child," Aerosmith
"Disintermediation sucks," MarthaDTox "Lond Train Runnin," Doobie Brothers
"Lovesick Blues," Alvin Rhodes "Lovesick Blues," Hank Williams
"Maybe I've Been Crazed," Alvin Rhodes "Maybe I'm Amazed," Paul Mc Cartney
"Miss This is Living ," Kathy Sprowl "Miss Independent," Kelly Clarkson
"The Mummy Walks," Jared "Money Talks," AC/DC
"I'm Gonna Quit Today," MarthaDTox "Ne Me Quitte Pas," Jacques Brel
"Bush Should Never Go Back Again," Buck "Never Going Back Again," Fleetwood Mac
"We Work On Wood," Alvin Rhodes "Norwegian Wood," The Beatles
"Old Fashioned Won Ton," Alvin Rhodes "Old Fashioned Love Song," Three Dog Night
"Playback City," Dave Allman "Paradise City," Guns N Roses
"Nonstop, He's Callin' On The Dead," Alvin Rhodes "Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head," BJ Thomas
"Season On the Trail," Michael Pacholek "Seasons In the Sun," Terry Jacks
"He's An Asian Man," Alvin Rhodes "Secret Agent Man," Johnny Rivers
"NASCAR," Arcade Junkie "Sir Duke," Stevie Wonder
"Rhinoplasty Man," Alvin Rhodes "Solitary Man," Neil Diamond
"Emos Lament," Celeste "Somewhere Over The Rainbow," Wizard of Oz
"Kenny's DOA," Alvin Rhodes "Surfin' USA," The Beach Boys
"Sweet Pink Lotion," Alvin Rhodes "Sweet Emotion," Aerosmith
"Take A Pee," mac195 "Take On Me," A-ha
"The Mighty Ducks," Arcade Junkie "The Duck," Jackie Lee
"They're Coming to Take Dean Away, Ha-Ha!," Michael Pacholek "They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Ha!," Napoleon XIV
"Kenny's Dead Today," Alvin Rhodes "Things We Said Today," The Beatles
"Slippin'," Patrick Davey "Toxic," Britney Spears
"Duck!," The Great Karlando "Tusk," Fleetwood Mac
"Walk On The Dead Side," Alvin Rhodes "Walk On The Wild Side," Lou Reed
"You Don't Know How to Sing," L'il Pooch "Who the Hell Are You," Madison Avenue
"Boob Thing," mac195 "Wild Thing," The Troggs
"Freddy Krueger," Johnny Pyro "Witchy Woman," The Eagles
"This Is The Drunk Side Of My Wife," Alvin Rhodes "You Are The Sunshine Of My Life," Stevie Wonder
"You're So Slain," Alvin Rhodes "You're So Vain," Carly Simon

February 6, 2004
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"In-No-vem-ber-You-Will-Be-Mine/Kerry," Jay W "867-5309/Jenny," Tommy Tutone
"It's Janet's Half Bust," Merry & Pippin "A Matter of Trust," Billy Joel
"I'm Not Strong On Willpower," Alvin Rhodes "All Along The Watchtower," Bob Dylan
"Big In The Bones," Alvin Rhodes "Bad To The Bone," George Thorogood
"Ballad Of A Fat Man," Alvin Rhodes "Ballad Of A Thin Man," Bob Dylan
"Beethoven's Riff," Rick Duncan "Beethoven's Fifth," Ludwig Van Beethoven
"Deathday," Agrimorfee "Birthday," The Beatles
"Blister In The Sun (Wear Suncream Kiddies)," Drewster The Rooster "Blister In The Sun," Violent Femmes
"Bohemoth Man Rhapsody," Alvin Rhodes "Bohemian Rhapsody," Queen
"Cross Dressing Garden Gnome Ii," Drewster The Rooster "Boys Light Up," Australian Crawl
"Cleaning The Drains," S.T.G. "Caught In The Rain," Revis
"Zhivago," Rick Duncan "Chicago," Graham Nash
"Words and Phrases," M.S.G "Cocaine," Eric Clapton
"Sheer Lewdness," Merry & Pippin "Dear Prudence," The Beatles
"Doctor, My Size," Alvin Rhodes "Doctor, My Eyes," Jackson Browne
"Lonesome Paranoia," Agrimorfee "Don't Pass Me By," The Beatles
"My Condo Casa," Rick Duncan "El Condor Pasa," Simon & Garfunkle
"Liberation," MarthaDTox "Feelin Good," Nina Simone
"Takin' Bong Hits Everyday," Alvin Rhodes "Feelin' Stronger Everyday," Chicago
"Glorified D (Lieberman)," MrMacphisto "Glorified G," Pearl Jam
"Winner's Circle," Arcade Junkie "I Heard It Through The Grapevine," Marvin Gaye
"Oh, Could You Make Me A Jew," Alvin Rhodes "I Wanna Make It With You," Bread
"He's Fat, His Face Is Wide," Alvin Rhodes "I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide," ZZ Top
"I May Be Dead For Good," Alvin Rhodes "I'm Into Something Good," Herman's Hermits
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles," B. O'Connor "Intergalactic," Beastie Boys
"Is That All the Pez?," Rick Duncan "Is That All There Is?," Peggy Lee
"Its All Over Now, Baby Jew," Alvin Rhodes "Its All Over Now, Baby Blue," Bob Dylan
"Jello Again," Alvin Rhodes "Jealous Again," The Black Crowes
"Avenging Angel," Agrimorfee "Julia," The Beatles
"Justin Tim (ode to Justin Timberlake)," Jim Loftus "Just In Time," Tony Bennett
"To Large to be Seated," mac195 "Just What I Needed," The Cars
"Keep Myself Alive," Alvin Rhodes "Keep Yourself Alive," Queen
"Killer Green," Alvin Rhodes "Killer Queen," Queen
"Knockin' On Megan's Store," Green Bloodied Hound Dogs "Knockin' On Heaven's Door," Bob Dylan
"Like A Boy, Big Boned," Alvin Rhodes "Like A Rollin' Stone," Bob Dylan
"Chicken Tenders," Jan Unwin "Love Me Tender," Elvis Presley
"Love On These Rocks," Jan Unwin "Love On The Rocks," Neil Diamond
"Dwarves' Shack," sloatead "Love Shack," B52's
"Lazy Eye," Alvin Rhodes "Lyin' Eyes," The Eagles
"Mother Atchison," Agrimorfee "Mother Nature's Son," The Beatles
"Goddess of Greed," MarthaDTox "Mustang Sally," Wilson Pickett
"Nineteen-Ninety Something," Syncronos "Nineteen Something," Mark Wills
"Milk Of Magnesia And Some Pepto-bismol, Too," Alvin Rhodes "Rockin' Pneumonia And The Boogie Woogie Flu," Johnny Rivers
"Stacy's Cat," The Alpha Waves "Stacy's Mom," Fountains of Wayne
"Mangled Up In Stew," Alvin Rhodes "Tangled Up In Blue," Bob Dylan
"Tempted," Alvin Rhodes "Tempted," Squeeze
"Thanks for the Mammary," The Great Baboo "Thanks For The Memories," Bob Hope
"The Rock Star," Alvin Rhodes "The Boxer," Simon And Garfunkel
"The Ethics Song," MarthaDTox "The Chemical Song," Tom Lehrer
"The Way He Does Is Kirby Does," Arcade Junkie "The Way You Do The Things You Do," The Temptations
"Put It All On Wisconsin," ParodyKeet "Things Can Only Get Better," Howard Jones
"The Sound of Bridges Burning," MarthaDTox "Wasted Time," Eagles
"Overplayed," S.T.G. "Weak and Powerless," A Perfect Circle
"Cause My Guitar Makes Them Weep," Alvin Rhodes "While My Guitar Gently Weeps," The Beatles
"Poisoned Chalice," MarthaDTox "White Rabbit," Jefferson Airplane
"Slow Service," Agrimorfee "Why Don't We Do It In The Road?," The Beatles
"Shouldn't It Be Christ ?," Alvin Rhodes "Wouldn't It Be Nice ?," The Beach Boys
"Bony Butterfly," Agrimorfee "Yer Blues," The Beatles

February 9, 2004
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"A Mother Like Her(the Stewie Griffin Song)," crazyandinsane "A Moment Like This," Kelly Clarkson
"Crosby, Stills & Nash," Green Bloodied Hound Dogs "Abraham, Martin & John," Dion & The Belmonts
"Jell-O Again, Naturally," Michael Pacholek "Alone Again, Naturally," Gilbert O'Sullivan
"American Idol," MysteryGoat "American Woman," Lenny Kravitz
"Chancres Away!," The Comedian "Anchors Aweigh!," Navy Fight Song / George D. Lottman
"Kid Rock and P. Diddiy, Too," John Jenkins "Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo," Walt Disney's Cinderella
"Hamburger Hill," Michael McVey "Blueberry Hill," Fats Domino
"Say 'Vagina' -- We Won't Mind," Mari Aranoff Duncan "Carolina in My Mind," James Taylor
"Snacking Time," Bionic Coyote Coupon "Closing Time," Semisonic
"Don't Hail Today," Cheezmeister "Come Sail Away," Styx
"Jerry Springer," Tim Hall "Controversy," Prince
"Congo Bongo," Arcade Junkie "Cowboys to Girls," The Intruders
"He Don't Know (Bush)," mac195 "Even Flow," Pearl Jam
"Every Risk You Take," MarthaDTox "Every Breath You Take," Police
"Neophyte Donkey," Agrimorfee "Everybody's Got Somthing To Hide Except For Me And My Monkey," The Beatles
"CBS, NBC, ABC," Green Bloodied Hound Dogs "Free Fallin," Tom Petty
"Jacksons Got Ranover by a Reindeer," Fitu Petaia "Grandma Got Ranover By a Reindeer," Elmo & Patsy
"Zaxxon," Arcade Junkie "Groovin'," The Rascals
"Swelter In Your Shelter," Agrimorfee "Helter Skelter," The Beatles
"Hey, Rush Is A Junkie," William Tong "Hey, Hey, We're The Monkees," The Monkees
"The House of Beat and Smackswell," MarthaDTox "Hotel California," Eagles
"Squirt," Tim Creaser "Hurt," Tim Creaser
"I Was Made For Spongebob," Arcade Junkie "I Was Made To Love Her," Stevie Wonder
"A Wide Receiver," Guy DiRito "I'm A Believer," The Monkees
"With My Knife," John Lennon and Jeffrey Dahmer "In My Life," the Beatles
"Laser Tag," Arcade Junkie "Kind of a Drag," The Buckinghams
"Squish You All Over( The Zit Popper's Song)," Malcolm Higgins "Kiss You All Over," Exile
"Limbaugh's Pill Tower," William Tong "Lady Will Power," Gary Puckett & The Union Gap
"Wrong Time," Agrimorfee "Long Long Time," The Beatles
"Lotta Drugs," Malcolm Higgins "Lotta Love," Nicolette Larson
"Clocked On A One Way Street," Guy DiRito "Love on a Two Way Street," The Moments
"Plumbers In A Dangerous Time," Zach Allman "Lovers In A Dangerous Time," BareNaked Ladies
"Megalo Triple H," Cherrios "Megalomaniac," Incubus
"NC-17," moscowman "Memphis," Johnny Rivers
"My Orientation," Biblo "My Generation," The Who
"Wild Western," Arcade Junkie "Natural Woman," Aretha Franklin
"Ultimate Muscle," Arcade Junkie "Never My Love," The Association
"Win Wisconsin," Stray Pooch "On Wisconsin," College Fight Song
"So Indicted," Guy DiRito "Peaches and Herb ," Reunited
"Bottlecap Dingo," Bionic Coyote Coupon "Pinball Wizard," The Who
"Lingo," Arcade Junkie "Ringo," Lorne Greene
"Bennifer," Ryan Harder "Shannon," Henry Gross
"Burger Boy," Sadie Todd and Channy Hind (Burger Queens) "Skater Boi," Avril Lavigne
"Smells Like A Continuation," sloatead "Smells Like Teen Spirit," Nirvana
"Joust," Arcade Junkie "Smile Song," Traditional
"Sonic vs. Dr. Eggman," Arcade Junkie "Snoopy vs. The Red Baron," The Royal Guardsmen
"So Far Away (the Song In The Toilet)," MWAHRGGGGGGGGG "So Far Away," Staind
"Jons Aren't The Same," Dan Smith "Songs About Rain," Gary Allen
"The Night Her Top Was Pried," Alan Hochbaum "The Night Chicago Died," Paper Lace
"Boxing," Eminerd "Toxic," Britney Spears
"Taxi," Ramona B. "Toxic," Britney Spears
"Another Port Blocked," Guy DiRito "Under The Boardwalk," The Drifters
"The Holy Grail," MarthaDTox "Whiter Shade of Pale," Procul Harum
"Halliburton Gold Mine," William Tong "Working In A Coal Mine," Lee Dorsey

February 10, 2004
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"21st Century Eskimo," Jake Small "21st Century Schizoid Man," King Crimson
"They Might Be Giants," Mari Aranoff Duncan "Birdhouse in Your Soul," They Might Be Giants
"Can't Help Falling On Top of You," Rick Duncan "Can't Help Falling In Love," Elvis Presley
"Calvins In the Wash(Good Buy Normal Jeans)," Jim Loftus "Candle In the Wind," Elton John
"Round Town," Agrimorfee "Cry Baby Cry," The Beatles
"Sucks When Celine Sings," Michael "Dance With My Father," Luther Vandross
"Play with Nintendo," Arcade Junkie "Dance with my father," Luther Vandross
"Jumping o'er the Shark," Michael Pacholek "Dancing in the Dark," Bruce Springsteen
"Live Like a Seagull," Panic Pagoda "Fly Like an Eagle," Steve Miller
"Orcs With Mean Faces," Peter Canham "Friends In Low Places," Garth Brooks
"Portly Girl," Guy DiRito "Georgy Girl," The Seekers
"Pants," Hindibunni "Hands," Jewel
"Have I Told You Lately You're a Good Drug," Phil Nelson "Have I Told You Lately," Rod Stewart
"Gyruss," Arcade Junkie "Hey Ya!," Outkast
"A Really Tall Tree," Phil Nelson "Home By The Sea," Genesis
"Funny Guy," Agrimorfee "Honey Pie," The Beatles
"Hung From The Ceiling," The Great Karlando "Hooked On A Feeling," Blue Swede
"What's That I Smell On You," MarthaDTox "I Put A Spell On You," Nina Simone
"Regis & Kelly," Green Bloodied Hound Dogs "Jack & Diane," John Mellencamp
"Rise And Fall Of Bennifer," Ryan Harder "Just Like A Pill," Pink
"Please Just Play Something Else," Erin Brown "Keep Your Hands To Yourself," Georgia Sattelites
"Diss Me (The Headlining Celebs Song)," Stockton "Kiss Me," Sixpence None the Richer
"Last Chance For Ol' Hussein," Alvin Rhodes "Last Dance With Mary Jane," Tom Petty
"Breaded Fleas," The Comedian "Let It Be," The Beatles
"Ninja (Turtles)," 2nz "Loser," Beck
"Old Fart," Phil Nelson "Love Shack," The B-52's
"Mothra," AGP the English G "Martha," Tom Waits
"Mighty Morphin Potty Trainers," Michael Hack "Mighty Morphin Power Rangers," TV Theme
"El Presidento," Cheezmeister "Mr. Roboto," Styx
"Another Hobbit's Tale (part 3): Merry and Pippin," 2nz "Mrs. Robinson," Simon & Garfunkle
"Old Timers Drive Real Slow," Phil Nelson "Old Time Rock N Roll," Bob Seger
"LeBron James," Arcade Junkie "Purple Rain," Prince
"I Witness," Agrimorfee "Revolution 1," The Beatles
"Rock Me Sonic Sue," Redlocks "Rock Me Amadeus," Falco
"Failin," MarthaDTox "Sailin," Rod Stewart
"Tarot Card Shuffle," Agrimorfee "Savoy Truffle," The Beatles
"Bennifer," Ryan Harder "Shannon," Henry Gross
"It's So Cold," Stanuman "She's So Cold," Rolling Stones
"Black Monday," MarthaDTox "Stormy Monday," T Bone Walker
"Retirement Home," Panic Pagoda "The Memory Remains," Metallica
"Born," MysteryGoat "Torn," Natalie Imbruglia
"Driving," Gsswv "Twilight," Electric Light Orchestra
"Without Me," Karl Everett "Without Me," Eminem
"You Are The Woman ," Phil Nelson "You Are The Woman," Firefall
"You Oughta Know (The Lover's Revenge)," sloatead "You Oughta Know," Alanis Morisette

February 11, 2004
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"Apple pie," MarthaDTox "American Pie," Don McClean
"Angry ," Diva "Angie," Rolling Stones
"Rich Kid Who Went AWOL," William Tong "Another Brick In The Wall, Part 2," Pink Floyd
"Belt 'Em Down," Guy DiRito "Delta Dawn," Helen Reddy
"Could You Please Feel My Pain?/Put An End To His Reign," Paul Robinson "Did She Mention My Name?," Gordon Lightfoot
"Don't Fear the Pizza," mac195 "Don't Fear the Reaper," Blue Oyster Cult
"Pearls And Toys," Sweeeeeeeeet Dude!!!!! "Girls And Boys," Good Charlotte
"Big Bite," Agrimorfee "Goodnight," The Beatles
"Skyy and Bud Dry," MrMacphisto "High and Dry," Radiohead
"My Weight's 2-9-oh," mac195 "I Love Rock and Roll," Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
"Toxic," Michael "Ironic," Alanis Morissette
"Is She Really Shovelling Poo For Him?," Drewster The Rooster "Is She Really Going Out With Him?," Joe Jackson
"Howard Dean," David Otteni "James Dean," The Eagles
"The very short marriage of Britney Spears," Arcade Junkie "Lady Madonnna," The Beatles
"El Presidento (Version 1.1)," Cheezmeister "Mr. Roboto," Styx
"Spatula Woman," Rick Duncan "Natural Woman," Aretha Franklin
"New York, New York," Kimba T. Dogg "New York, New York," Frank Sinatra
"City Slickers blues," MarthaDTox "Nonboy Wants You When Your Down And Out," Jimmy Witherspoon
"Sony," Drewster The Rooster "Pony," Ginuwine
"Turn Me On Bushmen," Adam Bernstein "Revolution #9 Backwards," Beatles
"(Janet put your) Bun Away," Phil Alexander "Runaway," Bon Jovi
"Seasons of James Bond," Michael Pacholek "Seasons In the Sun," Terry Jacks
"Swerve, Somebody," Alvin Rhodes "Serve Somebody," Bob Dylan
"They Took Out All the Science," Mark Hoolihan "She Blinded Me With Science," Dolby Thomas
"Some Bunny To Love," Steve Kalafut "Somebody To Love," Jefferson Airplane
"Milk Moustache," 2nz "Something," The Beatles
"Zena Nd The Art Of Bank Balance Maintenance," MarthaDTox "Son Of A Preacher Man," Dusty Springfield
"Son of Am I Right," Wolveroses "Son of Detroit," Kid Rock
"Bleat: Workless Blue Guys," Paul Robinson "Suite: Judy Blue Eyes," Crosby, Stills & Nash
"Sultans of Stupid," Earl S. Garber "Sultans of Swing," Dire Straits
"Best Times," sloatead "Thank You," Dido
"The Food," Syncronos "The Hook," Blues Traveller
"The Star Wars Anthem," Steven Cavanagh "The Star Spangled Banner," Traditional
"Kiss This! (Hey IRS)," Spaff.com "This Kiss," Faith Hill
"(Homophobic) Rural Prancer," Jay W "Tiny Dancer," Elton John
"Too Many Peepholes," Rick Duncan "Too Many People," Paul McCartney
"What I Like About Boobs," Drewster The Rooster "What I Like About You," Romantics
"USFL Teams," Arcade Junkie "Yellow Submarine," The Beatles
"I Can' Remember Yesterday," Paul Wooten "Yesterday," Beatles
"Oooh! We Saw Janet's Titty," Syncronos "You Belong To The City," Glen Frey
"You've Got to Hide Your Love Handles," Jim Loftus "You've Got to Hide Your Love Away," The Beatles

February 12, 2004
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"A Higher Grade of Nails," Jan Unwin "A Whiter Shade of Pale," Procol Harum
"Pinky & the Brain," Chris Bodily TM "Battle of Evermore," Led Zeppelin
"Galaga," Arcade Junkie "Bye Bye Love," The Everly Brothers
"Janet Jacksons Boob," Wolveroses "Cadillac P*ssy," Kid Rock
"Jim-in-y Glick," Rick Duncan "Chim Chim Cheree," Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins)
"Dot Com Blues," MarthaDTox "Dreidel," Don McLean
"Popular," Dr. Sweena F. Weena "Fighter," Christina Aguilera
"God of Blunder," Panic Pagoda "God of Thunder," KISS
"Get Grey Davis Fired," Stanuman "Great Balls of Fire," Jerry Lee Lewis
"Soft Bedded Sofa," Rick Duncan "Hard Headed Woman," Cat Stevens
"Haiku, Haiku, Haiku, Haiku, Haiku," Phil Alexander "I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do," Abba
"MyDoom, MyDoom, MyDoom, MyDoom, MyDoom," Phil Alexander "I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do," Abba
"Got Drunk Again," Phil Nelson "I Missed Again," Phil Collins
"I Need To Doze," Phil Nelson "I Need To Know," Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
"An Entire Ton," Phil Nelson "Illegal Alien," Genesis
"Knockers Down To The Floor," Claude Prez & Phil Alexander "Knockin' On Heaven's Door," Bob Dylan
"The Commode," Phil Nelson "Kokomo," The Beach Boys
"La Pasta," Jack Wilson "La Bamba," Richie Valens
"Let It Flow," Phil Nelson "Let It Flow," Toni Braxton
"America's Next Top Model," Arcade Junkie "Listen To The Music," The Doobie Brothers
"Tradition Has Broken," Arcade Junkie "Morning has broken," Cat Stevens
"I May Hurl," Paul Robinson "My World," Avril Lavigne
"Neon," Phil Nelson "Neon," John Mayer
"Oh Booby Booby," Sharon D "Oh Baby Baby," Britney
"Gimme That Egg Foo Yung," Alvin Rhodes "Only The Good Die Young," Billy Joel
"Janet's boob," Jack Wilson "Peggy Sue," Buddy Holly
"Fleas Have Seized Me," Guy DiRito "Release Me," Englebert Humperdinck
"Sportscenter," Arcade Junkie "Sing a Song," Earth, Wind & Fire
"Vulcans of Swing," The Comedian "Sultans of Swing," Dire Straits
"The Michael Irvin saga," Paul Wooten "Sweet Baby James," James Taylor
"Driving It Way Too Fast," Phil Nelson "Taking It All Too Hard," Genesis
"The Juggler," Royce Miller "The Gambler," Kenny Rogers
"Dr. Death," Claude Prez "Theme From 'Mr. Ed'," TV Show Theme

February 13, 2004
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"50 Ways To Download Porno," Phil Alexander "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover," Paul Simon
"The Ballad Of The Snorks & The Smurfs," Green Bloodied Hound Dogs "All Along The Watchtower," Jimi Hendrix
"All Cigar," Colin Zarzycki "All-Star," Smash Mouth
"Eisenhower," Alvin Rhodes "And I Love Her," The Beatles
"Palamos," Victor Endrino "Bailamos," Enrique Iglesias
"Behind Red Eyes," Arcade Junkie "Behind Blue Eyes," Limp Bizkit
"Sailor Moon's Rhapsody," sloatead "Bohemian Rhapsody," Queen
"By the Time I Get Some Kleenex," Rick Duncan "By the Time I Get to Phoenix," Glen Campbell
"Babies," Diva "Crazy," Patsy Cline
"September Song," MarthaDTox "Desperado," The Eagles
"Andrew J. and John Kerry ," Royce Miller "Ebony and Ivory," Paul McCartney/Stevie Wonder
"Same!," Rick Duncan "Fame," Irene Cara
"Cash, SCO Group," Coral Snake "Goldfinger," James Bond Movie Theme
"Smoochy Gucci Man," MarthaDTox "Hoochy Coochy Man," Willie Dixon
"My Teeth Gets Flossin'," Arcade Junkie "I Wish I Wasn't," Heather Headley
"I Would Eat Anything For Lunch (but I Won't Eat That)," Joshua T. "I Would Do Anything For Love (but I Won't Do That)," Meat Loaf
"Identical," M.S.G "Invisible," Clay Aiken
"Rabbit in Red (Wabbit in Wed)," Jan Unwin "Lady in Red," Chris DeBurgh
"Miss Athena," PernieGirl "Mr Zebra," Tori Amos
"Ted the Perverted Asian," The Dixie Squirrels "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer," Traditional
"One Day," M.S.G "Someday," Sugar Ray
"MXC," Stockton "Suteki Da Ne," Rikki
"The Smoker," Adagio "The Joker," Steve Miller
"His Mad Crusade," William Tong "This Masquerade," The Carpenters
"Vague," Kyle B. "Vogue," Madonna
"Mr. Bill Blues," Guy DiRito "Wedding Bell Blues," The Fifth Dimension
"Wreck Of The Titanic," William Sigmon "Wreck Of The Ol' 97," Johnny Cash

February 14, 2004
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"A Lard Brain's A Gonna Call," Paul Wooten "A Hard Rain's A Gonna Fall," Bob Dylan
"A Man Needs Some Raid," Paul Wooten "A Man Needs A Maid," Neil Young
"A-B-C Michigan Cities Nickname," Wolveroses "A-B-C Song," Traditional
"I Am Just A Nun," Sadie "All The Things She Said," T.a.t.u
"Overweight," Crazyandinsane "Beautiful," Christina Aguilera
"Bandwagon," Ken Willmott "Caravan," Van Morrison
"Creep (Version0.2)," Murshid Zaman "Creep," Radio Head
"Better Turn The Cookies On," Earl S. Garber "Devil With The Blue Dress On," Mitch Ryder
"Devil's Tax Cut," MrMacphisto "Devil's Haircut," Beck
"Low Rent Scum," Guy DiRito "Different Drum," The Stone Poneys
"Domino's," Paul Wooten "Domino," Van Morrison
"Don't Shop," Rick Duncan "Don't Stop," Fleetwood Mac
"Shaggin' is Fine," Merry & Pippin "Draggin' the Line," Tommy James
"I'll Be Dodgin' You," Paul Wooten "Every Breath You Take," The Police
"I'm Not Waking Up," WhizkidF "Feliz Navidad," Jose Feliciano (Arr. Rosenhaus)
"O Fairest Brucia," WhizkidF "Flow Gently Sweet Afton ," Traditional
"Publishers' paradise," MarthaDTox "Gangsters' Paradise," Coolio
"I Am The Drive-Thru," mac195 "I Am The Highway ," Audioslave
"Cannibalizin'," Agrimorfee "I Want You To Want Me," Cheap Trick
"I Was Paid For Loving You (no What You Might Think)," Drewster The Rooster "I Was Made For Loving You," Kiss
"If You're Game And You Know It," Arcade Junkie "If You're Happy And You Know It," Traditional
"Mr. Clean," Monica-The Good Witch of Washington "In Those Jeans," Ginuwine
"Panthers Losing," Arcade Junkie "Jamie's Crying," Van Halen
"Just For Drugs," Monica-The Good Witch of Washington "Just Because," Jane's Addiction
"Cats Might Do," Alvin Rhodes "Katmandu," Bob Seger
"Upsets Me Off In Class," Fitu Petaia "Knocks Me Off My Feet," Stevie Wonder
"At Walt Disney World," WhizkidF "Let Me Be Your Wings," Thumblina Soundtrack
"Superman," Arcade Junkie "Macho Man," Villiage People
"Can of Condensed Sparrow," Jan Unwin "Man of Constant Sorrow," Soggy Bottom Boys
"Pound Cake," The Deku Scrub of Doom! "Milkshake," Kelis
"Stan Lee," Arcade Junkie "Mr. Lee," The Bobettes
"Pour Me A Ballantines," sloatead "My Funny Valentine," Various
"Suppertime," Paul Wooten "Night Moves," Bob Seger
"Leftovers," Panic Pagoda "One Last Breath," Creed
"(Royal) People Who Did," Merry & Pippin "People Who Died," Jim Carroll
"Please Give This Parody all 5's!," Panic Pagoda "Please Play This Song on The Radio," NOFX
"Chocolate Crave," Chris Pollman "Powerslave," Iron Maiden
"Quit Tryin' to Smell All My Farts," Scrawny Johnny "Quit Playin' Games (With My Heart)," Backstreet Boys
"Raaaaahhide," Paul Wooten "Rawhide," Rawhide T.V. Theme
"Show Of A Thousand Characters," Chris Pollman "Rime Of The Ancient Mariner," Iron Maiden
"Shock the Country," Sharon Krebs "Rock Your Body," Justin Timberlake
"New Jersey Devils," Arcade Junkie "Runnin' With The Devil," Van Halen
"Whoa Jan!," Drewster The Rooster "Slow Jam," New Order
"Jason's Mom (Mrs. Voorhees)," Chris Bodily TM "Stacy's Mom," Fountains of Wayne
"Michael Came Home," Johnny Pyro "Sunny Came Home," Shawn Colvin
"The Mailbomb," Eric Thomas version 2.0 "The Anthem," Good Charlotte
"The Last Meow," Grace Hampton "The First Noel," Traditional
"The Reality Shows That Simply Got To Go," Jammin' Jeff "The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows," Brand New
"School Bus," Arcade Junkie "The Right Stuff," Vanessa Williams
"They're Lost In Space," Paul Robinson "This Is The Place," Red Hot Chili Peppers
"This Flood (From the diary of Noah [the noah in the bible])," Ethan Mawyer "This Love," Maroon 5
"Boardroom Blues," MarthaDTox "Tombstone Blues," Bobn Dylan
"Jason," Chris Bodily TM "Toxic," Britney Spears
"You're All Wrong," Drewster The Rooster "What Went Wrong," Blink 182
"Woo Suk Hwang (The Stem Cell Clone Guy)," Adam Bernstein "Who Are You?," The Who
"O.P.R.A.H.," The Deku Scrub of Doom! "Y.M.C.A.," Village People
"You are a Criminal (The Osama Song)," Cheezmeister "You Are so Beautiful," Alfalfa in Little Rascals

February 15, 2004
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"Macaroni and Cheese," Monica-The Good Witch of Washington "All Apologies," Nirvana
"Antagonist Congress," ParodyKeet "American Woman," Guess Who
"Hell's Angel," Paul Wooten "Angel," Sara McLauglin
"Behind Black Eyes," Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor) "Behind Blue Eyes," Limp Bizkit
"Blue Hedgehog," Andrea Huckstep "Blue Suede Shoes," Elvis Presley
"You Nubian Crack Pipe Thief," Birgitta "Bohemian Rhapsody," Queen
"Strict Ass Nun," Monica-The Good Witch of Washington "Cold Hard Bitch," Jet
"Laundry Queen," Kerri Thornton "Dancing Queen," ABBA
"Don't Fart Twice, It Ain't Right," Paul Wooten "Don't Think Twice, It's All Right," Bob Dylan
"Save Me Before I Starve," Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor) "Drown," Limp Bizkit
"Take All Your Cash," Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor) "Eat You Alive," Limp Bizkit
"Get Back Up," Mr. Hyde "Fall Back Down," Rancid
"Tic-Tac," Loading57 "Hit That," The Offspring
"I'll Marry Bart in San Francisco ," mac195 "I Left My Heart in San Francisco," Tony Bennett
"Super Duper Tuesday," ParodyKeet "If I Were a Rich Man," Tevye, star of 'Fiddler on the Roof'
"It's Just Sticks and Stones to Me," Jan Unwin "It's Still Roll And Roll To Me," Billy Joel
"He Dresses Like A Little Girl," Paul Wooten "Just Like A Woman," Bob Dylan
"Qix," Arcade Junkie "Kicks," Paul Revere & the Raiders
"In Iraq, After Hussein," William Tong "Laughter In The Rain," Neil Sedaka
"Trekkie," Paul Wooten "Luka," Suzanne Vega
"Punk'd," antibarney "Lump," Presidents of the USA
"Men Who Were Loons," Merry & Pippin "Man on the Moon," REM
"Never Gonna Find Me (Hide and Seek)," Unnatural Disaster "Never Gonna Find Me," The Offspring
"Dump," Caro "Numb," Linkin Park
"The Fox Box," Arcade Junkie "Old McDonald," Traditional
"About 20 Million," Monica-The Good Witch of Washington "One In A Million," Aaliyah
"Papa Dont Grill," Sadie "Papa Dont Preach," Kelly Ozbourne
"Cryptonite," Monica-The Good Witch of Washington "Prototype," Outkast
"Rollin' Up Some Reefer," Paul Wooten "Proud Mary," Credence Clearwater Revival
"She Burst Her Bustier," Guy DiRito "Ta-Ra-Ra-Boom-De-Ay," Traditional
"The Continuing Story Of Bungalow George," Glenn Worthman "The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill," The Beatles
"Bush Missed More Than Two Years," William Tong "The Hungry Years," Neil Sedaka
"Deserter," William Tong "The Letter," The Box Tops
"Some Rolaids (Got Heartburn)," Kyle B. "The Warrior," Scandal (Featuring Patti Smyth)
"No Rhyme Or Reason," Guy DiRito "Time Of The Season," The Zombies
"AOL 8.0," Monica-The Good Witch of Washington "Toxicity," System of A Down
"We Finally Caught Saddam," Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor) "Underneath the Gun," Limp Bizkit
"Who Killed You? ," mac195 "Who Are You?," The Who

February 17, 2004
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"6th Avenue Crotchache," Paul Wooten "6th Avenue Heartache," Wallflowers
"Don't Fix My Car," Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor) "Achy Breaky Heart," Billy Ray Cyrus
"(A Dress is Stained Down in) Africa," mac195 "Africa," Toto
"I Don't Watch the Watchtower," Tim Hall "All Along the Watchtower," Jimi Hendrix
"All my GP's," Tara S and Janelle T "All the Small Things," Blink 182
"Blowin' Down My House," Mr. Hyde "Blowin' in the Wind," Bob Dylan
"X-Filian Secrecy," Adagio "Bohemian Rhapsody," Queen
"Campaign Sewn in Sin," Mister Steve "Candle in the Wind," Elton John
"Britcoms," Spencer Karter "Colours," Donovan
"My Phone's Ringin'," Unnatural Disaster "Come Out Swinging," The Offspring
"Spam! Better Go Run For Cover," JustaGirl "Damn! I Wish I Was Your Lover," Sophie B. Hawkins
"Joystick-Button Time," Arcade Junkie "Finger Poppin' Time," Hank Ballard & The Midnighters
"Football Games," Paul Wooten "Foolish Games," Jewel
"Great Grandma With A Walker," Kathy Sprowl "Genie In A Bottle," Christina Aguillara
"Got the Runs," MrMacphisto "Get Your Gunn," Marilyn Manson
"Drug Plantations," Merry & Pippin "Good Vibrations," The Beach Boys
"Ali Got Ranover by a Mustang," Fitu Petaia "Grandma Got Ranover by a Reindeer," Elmo & Patsy
"Eight Balding Tires," Rick Duncan "Great Balls of Fire," Jerry Lee Lewis
"I'm Stuck In Glue," D-Boz "I Turn To You," Melanie C
"I Want to Know When Lunch Is," Chris Bodily TM "I Want to Know What Love Is," Foreigner
"I've Been Working on the Highway," WhizkidF "I've Been Working on the Railroad," Traditional
"Regis Is Just Alright With Me," Alvin Rhodes "Jesus Is Just Alright With Me," Doobie Brothers
"Kristyn Talks," Monica-The Good Witch of Washington "Jesus Walks," Kanye West
"Wife," Murshid Zaman "Knife," Rockwell
"Luke ," Jake A. Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) "Lose Yourself," Eminem
"Food Is Her Religion," sloatead "Losing My Religion," REM
"Love Connection," Green Bloodied Hound Dogs "Love Or Confusion," Jimi Hendrix
"Quack Shack," Jan Unwin "Love Shack," The B-52s
"That Blasted Whale," Steven Cavanagh "Love is in the air," John Paul Young
"Minnie The Moosie," Phil Alexander "Minnie The Moocher," Cab Calloway
"I'm a Bum," Panic Pagoda "Numb," Linkin Park
"OPERATOR(Disconnect this call)," Paul Wooten "OPERATOR(Help me make this call)," Jim Croce
"Bump & Jump," Arcade Junkie "On & On," Erykah Badu
"Laserdisc in Action," Arcade Junkie "Poetry in Motion," Johnny Tilliotson
"Bush's Folly We Will Boot Election Day," William Tong "Polly Wolly Doodle," Traditional
"The 1985-86 Chicago Bears," Arcade Junkie "Running Bear ," Johnny Preston
"Vegetarian," Floyd's Garage "Sanitarium (Welcome Home)," Metallica
"Seizures and the Runs," Alan Hochbaum "Seasons in the Sun," Terry Jacks
"She's One Special Hewmon You See," Guy DiRito "She's Always A Woman To Me," Billy Joel
"Tron," Arcade Junkie "Sleep," Little Willie John
"Face it Mom (You Look Like Saddam)," Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor) "Stacy's Mom," Fountains of Wayne
"Television Superfreak," Spencer Karter "Sunshine Superman," Donovan
"I'm Scared of Gays," Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor) "Tear Away," Drowning Pool
"White," Agrimorfee "The Beatles (White Album)," The Beatles
"The Best Spoof I Could Write," Chris Bodily TM "The Great Gig in the Sky," Pink Floyd
"No Sign," Kyle B. "The Sign," Ace Of Bace
"St. Louis Blues," Ryan Harder "True Blue," Madonna
"Elton John's Band," Alvin Rhodes "Uncle John's Band," Grateful Dead
"Wash Rag," Catlover*girl "White Flag," Dido
"Who Stole the Kim Chee," Grace Hampton "Who Stole the Keeshka," Frankie Yankovic

February 18, 2004
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"(I Ate) All of My Grandma's Food," mac195 "(I Hate) Everything About You," Three Days Grace
"Watertight," Jan Unwin "Alibis," Sergio Mendes
"Transing Queen," Guy DiRito "Dancing Queen," Abba
"From Dubya With Love," Michael McVey "From Russia With Love," Lionel Bart, Matt Monro
"My Poop Is Brown," Gus Matrisch "I Get Around," The Beach Boys
"Howard Dean," Chris Bodily TM "Killer Queen," Queen
"Thriller Teens," Diva "Killer Queen," Queen
"Chromadome," Rick Duncan "Kodachrome," Paul Simon
"It's The Starcade! show," Arcade Junkie "Let the Good Times Roll," BB King
"Lookin' For Lunch," Rick Duncan "Lookin' For Love," Johnnie Lee
"Hack The Knight," The Comedian "Mack The Knife," Bobby Darin
"Some's (An Indefinate Number)," Guy DiRito "One (Is The Lonliest Number)," Three Dog Night
"Polly," Murshid Zaman "Polly," Nirvana
"The Translation," Blade "Rock Me Amadeus," Falco
"Stacy's Mom (is dating Cheech and Chong," Cheezmeister "Stacy's Mom," Fountains of Wayne
"The Knocker," Royce Miller "The Boxer," Simon & Garfunkle
"The Eurosceptic Tango," Phil Alexander "The Masochism Tango," Tom Lehrer
"Get on the Bus," Arcade Junkie "The Wheels on the Bus," Traditional
"For My Girlfriend, Ellen Fitzgerald," Paul Wooten "The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald," Gordon Lightfoot
"To Kerry With Love," Michael McVey "To Sir With Love," Lulu
"Truckin'," Alvin Rhodes "Truckin'," The Grateful Dead
"Welcome to Home Depot," Wolveroses "Welcome to the Jungle," Guns 'n Roses

February 19, 2004
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"Motor Scooter," Diva "Baraccuda," Heart
"Big Bratwurst," Panic Pagoda "Big Brat," Phantom Planet
"Look into the Light (Dentist visit)," 2nz "Blinded by the Light," Manfred Mann
"Pancake," Marianne E. B. Markham "Blood, Sex, and Booze," Green Day
"Boss Side Now," Michael Pacholek "Both Sides Now," Joni Mitchell
"Farting in the Wind (Goodby Howard Dean)," Phil Alexander "Candle in the Wind (Goodbye Norma Jean) ," Bernie Taupin/Elton John
"In My Mind I'm One Of The Three Stooges," Paul Robinson "Carolina In My Mind," James Taylor
"Cecilia," Canuck "Cecilia," Simon and Garfunkel
"Cecilia," Canuck "Cecilia," Simon and Garfunkel
"Crash into Me (Oh, Mai)," Red Rebel "Crash into Me," Dave Matthews Band
"Parked Car," Rick Duncan "Dark Star," Crosby Stills & Nash
"Dedicated Savior In 'The Passion'," David Chrenko "Dedicated Follower of Fashion," The Kinks
"Family Torch it," Steven Benz "Family Portrait," Pink
"Fourth Dimension (The Swimming Pool Song)," Mr. Hyde "Fifth Dimension," The Byrds
"Cake on a Leash," Scrawny Johnny "Freak on a Leash," KoRn
"So Long, Howard Dean," ParodyKeet "Goodbye, Norma Jean," Elton John
"Saving Lots of Cash," ParodyKeet "Grazin' in the Grass," Friends of Distinction
"U-SCAN NIGHTMARE," Kathy Sprowl "Heart Shaped Box," Nirvana
"Hello, Dali!," David Chrenko "Hello, Dolly!," Louis Armstrong
"Hole Headed," Earl S. Garber "Hole Hearted," Extreme
"Just Say No," MarthaDTox "I Just Wanna Make Love To You," Etta James
"I Want Ewe," Paul Wooten "I Want You," Bob Dylan
"A Close Shave," Panic Pagoda "Into the Void," Nine Inch Nails
"Atomic," Ethan Mawyer "Ironic," Alanis Morissette
"John and Edwina," MarthaDTox "John Wesley Harding," Bob Dylan
"Burp (For Your Lunch)," Phil Attwood "Jump (For My Love)," Girls Aloud
"Leaving With a Great Dane," Rick Duncan "Leaving On a Jet Plane," Peter Paul & Mary
"Howard Dean," Arcade Junkie "Let It Be," The Beatles
"Little Children," Dai "Little Children," Brian Wilson
"Don't Jump the Shark," Michael Pacholek "MacArthur Park," Richard Harris
"Scifi Channel There Crap (Revised)," Spencer Karter "NBC Proud as a Peacock Parody (We're Loud)," Unknown
"Yao Ming Keeps Blockin' Out My Shots," Arcade Junkie "Raindrops Keep Fallin' In My Head," B.J. Thomas
"Revolution 131 (Expanded Haitian Version)," mac195 "Revolution 1," The Beatles
"The Ballad of Berlaymont," MarthaDTox "Shelter from the Storm," Bob Dylan
"Fast Lane," Blade "Slow Hand," Pointer Sisters
"Bush Gets Up My Nose," Phil Alexander "Smoke Gets In Your Eyes," The Platters
"William Claude Fields," Alvin Rhodes "Strawberry Fields," The Beatles
"Bonfire," Michael "Sunrise," Norah Jones
"Toxic," Michael Pacholek "Taxi," Harry Chapin
"Replacement Baseball," D Pietras "The Point of No Return (from The Phantom of the Opera)," Andrew Lloyd Webber (Crawford/Brightman)
"The Parody," D. Pietras "The Remedy," Jason Mraz
"The Way You Eat The Things You Do," Guy DiRito "The Way You Do The Things You Do," The Temptations
"I Am the Public Defender," Michael Pacholek "This Is the Time to Remember," Billy Joel
"MICROSOFT X-BOX," Kathy Sprowl "Three Lock Box," Sammy Haggar
"The Report of the Iraq Survey Team," Phil Alexander "Twelve Days of Christmas," Traditional
"Victim of Garrulity," Michael Quinn "Victim of Reality," Pennywise
"We Can't Lurk Anymore," Phil Alexander "We Don't Talk Anymore," Cliff Richard
"Welcome to the EuroZone," Laurence Dunne "Welcome To The Pleasuredome," Frankie Goes To Hollywood
"Super Jeopardy!," Green Bloodied Hound Dogs "When I Sixty Four," Beatles
"Pousere Punk," Jenz "sk8er Boi," Avril Lavigne

February 20, 2004
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"32 Tasers," Monica-The Good Witch of Washington "32 Flavors," Ani DiFranco
"500 Files (Virus Victim's Lament)," Michael McVey "500 Miles," Peter, Paul and Mary
"A Boob At The Half," Paul Robinson "A Day In The Life," The Beatles
"A Lot of Bombin' to Do," D. Pietras "A Lot of Livin' to Do (from Bye Bye Birdie)," Louis Armstrong, Dick Gautier
"Ain't No Sunshine (And She's Down)," Mari Aranoff Duncan "Ain't No Sunshine (When She's Gone)," Bill Withers
"Only A Sumo," Paul Wooten "Always A Woman," Billy Joel
"Remember Billy Ray," Ryan Harder "Are You Jimmy Ray?," Jimmy Ray
"Brittany Cooks Like Shes Nine," Steven Benz "Baby One More Time," Brittany Spears
"Sick on Sunday," Marianne E. B. Markham "Church on Sunday," Green Day
"The Mushroom Kingdom," Weird Robb "Copacabana," Barry Manilow
"Is Ed Bin Laden," Josh Taylor "Have You Forgotten," Darryl Worley
"Farting Tonight," Bob Gomez "Heartache Tonight," The Eagles
"Belch!," Joelle "Help!," The Beatles
"Hey Boy Racer," Phil Alexander "Hey Big Spender," Shirley Bassey
"Hot Eggs," Alvin Rhodes "Hot Legs," Rod Stewart
"I Want To Make Pee," Slash1205 "I Want To Break Free," Queen
"We Will Survive (Tomb Of The Cybermen)," Adam J Smith "I Will Survive," Gloria Gaynor
"If You Wanna Play Hockey," Arcade Junkie "If You Wanna Be Happy," Jimmy Soul
"Musty," Monica-The Good Witch of Washington "Kiss Me," Sixpence None The Richer
"Hey Ya!," Joe Kaiser "Layla," Derek and the Dominos
"Mandolin Pain," Rick Duncan "Mandolin Rain," Bruce Hornsby
"Canarial Girl," Jan Unwin "Material Girl," Madonna
"Hello Dolly," MarthaDTox "Memphis Tennessee," Chuck Berry
"Mandy Moore," Chris Bodily TM "Mindwar," Sepultura
"Chubby Girl," Erin Brown "Nasty Girl," Destiny's Child
"You Just Can't Do Anything Right," Phil Nelson "Never Surrender," Corey Hart
"Nightpooping," Michael Callahan "Nightswimming," R.E.M.
"Dragon's Lair," Arcade Junkie "One Fine Day," The Chiffons
"Two Teeth," The Invincible "One Week," Barenaked Ladies
"Floored Some Pushers Of Weed," Ethan Mawyer "Pour Some Sugar On Me," Def Leppard
"Ring Of Fire," Phil Nelson "Ring Of Fire," Johnny Cash
"Diarrhea," Phil Nelson "Rock Me Amadeus," Falco
"On e-Bay," ParodyKeet "Shakedown (from Beverly Hills Cop II)," Bob Seger
"Bush Gets Up My Nose - Reloaded," Phil Alexander "Smoke Gets In Your Eyes," The Platters
"Some Hives," Steven Benz "Sometimes," Brittany Spears
"Son Of A Pizza Man," David Chrenko "Son Of A Preacher Man," Dusty Springfield
"Sugar Shaq," Arcade Junkie "Sugar Shack," Jimmy Gilmer & the Fireballs
"The Plumber and the Spaniard," MarthaDTox "The Ballad of Frankie Lee and Judas Priest," Bob Dylan
"Those Were The (1957) Braves," Paul Robinson "Those Were The Days," Cream
"Two Can Play This Tune," David Chrenko "Tuesday Afternoon," The Moody Blues
"Turning Japanese," Phil Nelson "Turning Japanese," The Vapors
"At The Potluck," Jan Unwin "Under The Boardwalk," The Drifters
"Communist House of Yo Momma," Monica-The Good Witch of Washington "United States of Whatever," Liam Lynch
"They Will Scratch You," Guy DiRito "We Will Rock You," Queen
"What's With Mike," M.S.G "What It's Like," Everlast
"What's Age Got To Do With It," Diva "What's Love Got To Do With It," Tina Turner
"Interpret it," Steven Benz "Work it," Missy Elliot
"Stained Yellow," Jan Unwin "Yellow," Coldplay
"Yesterday's 'Puters," Phil Alexander "Yesterday's Papers," Rolling Stones
"You Turn Me On, I'm an Idiot," Rick Duncan "You Turn Me On, I'm a Radio," Joni Mitchell

February 22, 2004
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"A Few Of My Favorite Streaks," Know 1 can hear you dream "A Few Of My Resolutions," Robert Lund�s Christmas Album
"Ain't nobody steals my baseball cards," Arcade Junkie "Ain't no Woman (like the one I got)," The Four Tops
"All I Have To Do Is Scream ( The Faker's Song)," Malcolm Higgins "All I Have To Do Is Dream," Everly Brothers
"All You Have To Wear Is Green," Michael McVey "All I Have To Do Is Dream," The Everly Brothers
"Are You Gonna Mow Today?," MrMacphisto "Are You Gonna Go My Way?," Lenny Kravitz
"Armageddon," Kristofer "Armageddon," Alkaline Trio
"Election City," Michael Pacholek "Atlantic City," Bruce Springsteen
"Back To the Paddle Again," Rick Duncan "Back In the Saddle Again," Gene Autry
"Round Thighed Girl," Drewster The Rooster "Brown Eyed Girl," Van Morrison
"Dollars," Spencer Karter "Cars," Gary Numan
"Jared," Alvin Rhodes "Cherish," The Association
"Let's Send John K. To The Moon," Guy DiRito "Everyone's Gone to The Moon ," Jonathan King
"Heart of Gold," mac195 "Fields of Gold," Sting
"Glory Holes," The Comedian "Glory Days," Bruce Springsteen
"Prickteaser," Michael McVey "Goldfinger," Shirley Bassey
"Where's My Weiner?," Guy DiRito "Have You Seen Her?," The Chi-Lites
"Fields of Gold," mac195 "Heart of Gold," Neil Young
"Palace of Power (Captain N)," Jared "Hotel California," The Eagles
"I Dig, 'Cause I'm a Mars Rover," Michael McVey "I Dig Rock and Roll Music," Peter, Paul and Mary
"My Next Door Neighbors Like Pot," Michael McVey "I Like Beer," Tom T. Hall
"I Miss Your Cherry Tart," Samii "I Miss You," Blink 182
"Y2K and all that(2)_," MarthaDTox "I Will Survive," Gloria Gaynor
"Y2k And All That(2)_," MarthaDTox "I Will Survive," Gloria Gaynor
"I'm A Deserter," Liam Wescott "I'm A Believer," The Monkees
"I'm A Reserve," Paul Robinson "I'm Just A Girl," No Doubt
"I'm Not In The Mood (To Teach You)," Chris "I'm Not In The Mood (To Say No)," Shania Twain
"The Evil Chem Test Song," neminem "In My Head," No Doubt
"Spearmint and Peppermint," Jan U nwin "Incense and Peppermints," Strawberry Alarm Clock
"Boyardee," Jack Wilson "Jeapoardy," Greg Kihn Band
"Fleeing From My Jet Plane," Liam Wescott "Leaving on a Jet Plane," Peter, Paul, and Mary
"Eating From You," To A Lesser Extent "Lying From You," Linkin Park
"It Makes Me Lose Control," Phil Nelson "Make Me Lose Control," Eric Carmen
"Chastened, We Make Our Way to Excretoria," Paul Robinson "Margaritaville," Jimmy Buffett
"Kepler's Lament (or Brahe, Brahe)," Tom Campbell "Monday, Monday," The Mamas & The Papas
"Dog's Not Housebroken," Jan Unwin "Morning Has Broken," Cat Stevens
"Pamplona (or, 'here's Some Bull To Run With')," Malcolm Higgins "My Sharona," The Knack
"Those Incomplete Files," D-Boz "One Day In Your Life,"
"Oops Im At It Again," Steven Benz "Oops I Did It Again," Britney Spears
"Are You Really Britney Spears?," Chris Bodily TM "Reeling in the Years," Steely Dan
"Mole Man," The Invincible "Soul Man," Sam and Dave
"Horny," Michael McVey "Stormy," Santana
"Suga Suga," Eminerd "Suga Suga," Baby Bash
"Let Gays Marry," Michael "Take Off Your Cool," Outkast featuring Norah Jones
"Pau Gasol," Arcade Junkie "Tall Paul," Annette
"You Don�t Know Jack," Know 1 can hear you dream & Phil Alexander "The Jack," AC/DC
"We No Smoke No Weed," sloatead "The Lion Sleeps Tonight (Wimoweh)," Tokens
"Thriller Food," Jonathan "Thriller," Michael Jackson
"Throw Away This False Conviction," Paul Robinson "Throw Away Your Television," Red Hot Chili Peppers
"Chicken to Hide," Jack Wilson "Ticket to to Ride," The Beatles
"Maritime Women," Ryan Harder "Trashy Women," Confederate Railroad
"He is the Boogeyman (Michael Myers)," Chris Bodily TM "We Are the Champions," Queen
"Welcome To The Jungle," Phil Nelson "Welcome To The Jungle," Guns N' Roses
"What's Going on (LOTR Remix)," JHS Token "What's Going on," All-star Tribute
"When I Test You," Chris "When You Kiss Me," Shania Twain
"When You're in Outworld," Marianne E. B. Markham "When You're in Prison," The Offspring
"Atkins," Alan Hochbaum "Windy," The Association
"Puberty," Know 1 can hear you dream "Yesterday," The Beatles
"Kill Yo ( A Mobster's Life For Me )," Guy T. Dude "Yo Ho ( A Pirate's Life For Me )," Disney Land
"This Book Is Way Too Long (lord Of The Rings Trilogy)," Drewster The Rooster "You Shook Me All Night Long," Ac/dc
"The Cavs got LeBron," Arcade Junkie "Your Mama Don't Dance," Loggins & Messina

February 23, 2004
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"Bagpipes Have Arrived," Mari Aranoff Duncan "Bad Moon on the Rise," Creedence Clearwater Revival
"Madge," Alvin Rhodes "Badge," Cream
"Extreme Games," MrMacphisto "Extreme Ways," Moby
"Fifty Weight Units Of Measure," Guy DiRito "Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover," Paul Simon
"Beanie and a Bottle," Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor) "Genie in a Bottle," Christina Aguilera
"Gimme All Your Money," Merry & Pippin "Gimme All Your Lovin'," ZZ Top
"Lets Bomb Ossama," Matthias "Hakuna Matata," Disney
"Hey Jews," mac195 "Hey Jude," The Beatles
"YUMM!!!," MWAHRGGGGGGGGG "How About You," Staind
"I Feel Happy (and Sneezy and...)," Spaff.com "I Feel Pretty," 'West Side Story' Cast
"I Wanna Be A Dog," MattD "I Wanna Be Adored," Stone Roses
"Some Cooking Skills," Jonathan McJunkin "Invisible," Clay Aikan
"Killing Him Softly WIth His Saw," Guy DiRito "Killing Me Softly With His Song," Roberta Flack
"El Borracho (The Drunkard)," Michael McVey "La Cucaracha," Traditional Mexican Song
"Let's Get Acne Together," Bob Gomez "Let's Get Together," The Youngbloods
"Strong Bad Pain," snsanty "Long Black Train," Josh Turner
"Concreter," Merry & Pippin "Maneater," Hall and Oates
"Me And Monopoly," Agrimorfee "Me In Honey," R.E.M.
"Prozac," Merry & Pippin "Milkshake," Kelis
"On Smoke Over the Line," Rick Duncan "One Toke Over the Line," Brewer and Shipley
"Pay The Mime?," Jonathan McJunkin "Should I Stay Or Should I Go?," The Clash
"Sweet Home Battersea Power Station," Micky Allen "Sweet Home Alabama," Lynyrd Skynyrd
"Who Wants to Be a Millionaire," Chris Bodily TM "Who Wants to Live Forever," Queen
"You Bite Up My Wife," Rick Duncan "You Light Up My Life," Debbie Boone

February 24, 2004
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"Breakin' Some Wind," Phil Nelson "Against The Wind," Bob Seger
"The Batmobile," Merry & Pippin "At Seventeen," Janis Ian
"Chapter Quiz," CPDalt "Ballroom Blitz," Sweet
"Can't Be A Millionaire," Green Bloodied Hound Dogs "Can't Find My Way Home," Blind Faith (Steve Winwood, Eric Clapton, Ginger Baker, Ric Grech)
"Coverpage," Spiker_2004 "Centerfold," J. Gelis Band
"Finish The Thought," Agrimorfee "Cherish," Madonna
"The Diarrhea Song ," Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor) "Cleaning Out My Closet," Eminem
"Crazy For Glue," Danielle "Crazy For You," Madonna
"Crazy Voodoo," Agrimorfee "Crazy For You," Madonna
"Do You Believe In Shoves?," Danielle "Do You Believe In Love?," Huey Lewis
"Dust In The Bin," Jan Unwin "Dust In The Wind," Kansas
"Big Lips," Agrimorfee "Eclipse," Pink Floyd
"Devolution," @ssKicker "Elevation," U2
"Everybody In The Spelling Bee Died, Except For Me...i'm So Lucky," Alvin Rhodes "Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except For Me And My Monkey," The Beatles
"The Ballad of Odor Eaters (Feta Cheese)," Kim L "Everything You Want," Vertical Horizon
"Confess For Your Health," Agrimorfee "Express Yourself," Madonna
"Dressing Like Milton Berle," The Invincible "Fell In Love With A Girl," White Stripes
"Food," Scrawny Johnny "Fuel," Metallica
"I Need Help," Jeremy Allen "Help," The Beatles
"Get Nude," The Great Karlando "Hey Jude," The Beatles
"Holyday," Agrimorfee "Holiday," Madonna
"Bates Motel," Chris Bodily TM "Hotel California," Eagles
"Doctor in Therapy," Steven Cavanagh "I Just Whispered Your Name," Harry Connick Jr
"I've Flattened a Cone Now," Merry & Pippin "I Think We're Alone Now," Tommy James & the Shondells
"I Wanna Be Castrated," Chris Pollman "I Wanna Be Sedated," The Ramones
"Walk Into The Grove," Agrimorfee "Into The Groove," Madonna
"Darth Vader," Chris Pollman "Invaders," Iron Maiden
"Spongebob Squarepants," Panic Pagoda "Jerry Was a Race Car Driver," Primus
"Joanna(I loathe you)," Danielle "Joanna," Kool & the gang
"No Permanence," Agrimorfee "La Isla Bonita," Madonna
"What Do You Care?," Agrimorfee "Like A Prayer," Madonna
"What's Your Version?," Agrimorfee "Like A Virgin," Madonna
"Prophecy," Agrimorfee "Live To Tell," Madonna
"Red Light, Green Light," Agrimorfee "Lucky Star," Madonna
"Ethereal World," Agrimorfee "Material Girl," Madonna
"Hey, Von Braun (You've Got A Lovely Rocket)," Tom Campbell "Mrs. Brown (You've Got A Lovely Daughter)," Herman's Hermits
"I'm Gonna Give You Up," Danielle "Never Gonna Give You Up," Rick Astley
"I Fell Apart," Agrimorfee "Open Your Heart," Madonna
"Mardi Gras," Brian Kelly "Party Hard," Andrew WK
"Hate That Asparagus," Paul Wooten "Pink Houses," John Cougar Mellancamp
"Sack Some Groceries," Arcade Junkie "Pop That Booty," Marques Houston
"Excuse Me," Agrimorfee "Rescue Me," Madonna
"Between Iraq and A Hard Place," Bob Gomez "Rock 'N' Me," Steve Miller Band
"Regulate Me Baby," MarthaDTox "Rock Me Baby," BB King
"Peep Show," Drewster The Rooster "Rock Show," Blink 182
"Send Her A Shove," Danielle "Send Her My Love," Journey
"Broke From My Daughters," Rick Duncan "Smoke On the Water," Deep Purple
"Snoopy's Christmas: What Really Happened," Michael McVey "Snoopy's Christmas," The Royal Guardsmen
"Married To A Material Girl," Agrimorfee "Spirits In The Material World," The Police
"Booger Booger," Ali*CaT "Suga Suga," Baby Bash
"Eggman," Arcade Junkie "That Girl," Stevie Wonder
"I Just Think That I'm Going To Hurl," Phil Nelson "The Most Beautiful Girl In The World," Prince
"The Sounds Of (begin retching noise) Vaaaahhhhhholence," Paul Wooten "The Sound Of Silence," Simon and Garfunkel
"There's Mayonnaise, My Friend," Jan Unwin "Those Were The Days, My Friend," Mary Hopkins
"Tom After Tom," Guy DiRito "Time After Time," Cyndi Lauper
"I had a Jewish Christmas," Grace Hampton "Twelve Days of Christmas," Traditional
"3 Strikes And You're Out," Arcade Junkie "We Can Work It Out," Stevie Wonder
"Sorry 2004," Arcade Junkie "What's Up," 4 Non Blondes
"(Gotta Have) Lotto Luck," Agrimorfee "Whole Lotta Love," Led Zeppelin
"Please Leave Your Clothes On," spiker_2004 "You Can Leave Your Hat On," Joe Cocker

February 25, 2004
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"All Along The Crotchtower," Paul Wooten "All Along The Watchtower," Bob Dylan
"Where' Slick Willie Lay," Joseph Hayes "Barbara Allen," Dolly Parton
"He Goes Poo," Cathy Almeida "Blue Bayou," Linda Ronstadt
"Bridge over Troubled Molars," Paul Wooten "Bridge Over Troubled Waters," Simon and Garfunkel
"Link and Zelda Love," Monica-The Good Witch of Washington "California Love," 2Pac and Dr. Dre
"Don't Lose My Plunger," MrMacphisto "Don't Lose My Number," Phil Collins
"Pesticide," Unnatural Disaster "Genocide," The Offspring
"God Bless This Sports Event," Mari Aranoff Duncan "God Bless America," Traditional
"Hello, Wally!," Jan Unwin "Hello, Dolly!," Louis Armstrong
"Hit The Bar And Do Shots," The Invincible "Hit Me With Your Best Shot," Pat Benatar
"You Ain't Passin' Now!," Chris "I Ain't Goin' Down!," Shania Twain
"I'm a Receiver," Jan Unwin "I'm a Believer," The Monkees
"Cherokee PeePee," Paul Wooten "Indian Outlaw," Tug McGraw
"It Only Hurts When I'm Teaching," Chris "It Only Hurts When I'm Breathing," Shania Twain
"In Debt!," Chris "Ka-Ching!," Shania Twain
"Am I Insane?," Paul "Little James," Oasis
"No Gay Marriage," William Tong "Love And Marriage," Frank Sinatra
"Lox On a Two Way Street ," Royce Miller "Love On A Two Way Street," The Moments
"Locks on a Two Way Street," Royce Miller "Love on a Two Way Street," The Moments
"My Eyes X-Rayed You," The Comedian "My Eyes Adored You," Frankie Valli
"My Crappy-hand-eye-co-ordination," B Man "My Innocent Eyes," Delta Goodrem
"Power To All My Friends," William Tong "Power To All Our Friends," Cliff Richard
"Tough, I'm On the Wagon," Rick Duncan "Puff, the Magic Dragon," Peter, Paul & Mary
"Pac-Man," The Invincible "Roxanne," The Police
"So You Want To Be A Cop...how Bizarre," Alvin Rhodes "So You Want To Be A Rock 'n' Roll Star," The Byrds
"Those Chicks Today," Paul "Some Might Say," Oasis
"Hamlet," Mari Aranoff Duncan "Tammy," Debbie Reynolds
"Screw You Teacher (For Making This Class So Boring)," Chris "Thank You Baby (For Making Someday Come So Soon)," Shania Twain
"Even Little Birdies Get The Flu," Michael McVey "That's What Makes The Cowboys Sing The Blues," Waylon Jennings and Willie Nelson
"Shakespeare," Monica-The Good Witch of Washington "Tipsy," J-Kwon
"Dont Blame Those Charts," MarthaDTox "Unchain My Heart," Ray Charles
"Elvis," Guy DiRito "Venus," Shocking Blue
"Tongue Swirl," The Comedian "Young Girl," Gary Puckett And The Union Gap

February 26, 2004
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"The Royal Navy," Barbarella "Acountancy Shanty," Monty Python
"The Day Ol' Chester Died," Paul Wooten "American Pie," Don McLean
"Bad Sediment," Phil Alexander "Bad Medicine," Bon Jovi
"Walrus Intrusion," The Comedian "Ball of Confusion (That's What The World Is Today)," The Temptations
"Conman," Michael McVey "Convoy," C.W. McCall
"Queerest Queen," crazyandinsane "Dancing Queen," ABBA
"Don't Have a Star Named After Me," Mari Aranoff Duncan "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me," Elton John
"For What You're Worth," P.A.B.L.U.M.S "For What It's Worth," Crosby Stills and Nash, sometimes Young
"Hand In Your Pocket," Paul Wooten "Hand In My Pocket," Alanis Morrissette
"Street Fighter II," Arcade Junkie "I Can't Get Next To You," The Temptations
"I Want A Fat Babe," Snackstreet Boys "I Want It That Way," Backstreet Boys
"I Will Cheat On You," Paul "Ill Be There For You," Bon Jovi
"Toon Disney," Tokusou Sentai Blessranger "King Nothing," Metallica
"Let's Shoot Some Guys," The Invincible "Let's Groove," Earth, Wind and Fire
"I Wanna To Drive A Honda ," Green Bloodied Hound Dogs "Little Honda," Hondells / Beach Boys
"Long Dead Woman," Alvin Rhodes "Long Cool Woman," The Hollies
"My Peter Pepper," Arcade Junkie "My Cherie Amour," Stevie Wonder
"My Menstruental Friend," Merry & Pippin "My Sentimental Friend," Herman's Hermits
"Nerd!," Chris "Nah!," Shania Twain
"Grew Confining, Old Master," Adagio "New York Mining Disaster 1941," BeeGee's
"Insured Cars," Ashley "Open Arms," Backstreet Boys
"Blade Runner," Rick Duncan "Road Runner," Cartoon Theme
"He's Not Just A Mental Case," Chris "She's Not Just A Pretty Face," Shania Twain
"Sixteen Songs," sloatead "Sixteen Tons," Tennesee Ernie Ford
"His First Cut Was My Penis (A Tribute To Circumcision)," Alan Hochbaum "The First Cut Is The Deepest," Rod Stewart
"What Does It Take (to Be A Cub)," Arcade Junkie "What Does It Take (to Win Your Love)," Jr. Walker & the All-Stars
"Hypo-Spray," Guy DiRito "Yesterday," The Beatles

February 27, 2004
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"A Fat Man Looks At Jenny," Rudy Ramirez "A Pirate Looks At 40," Jimmy Buffet
"All I Wanna Do Is Eat A Ton," Paul Wooten "All I Wanna Do," Sheryl Crow
"It's Past," Jason Cavett "At Last," Etta James
"The Hampsters Are Rollin' In Their Pen," David Chrenko "Blowin' In The Wind," Bob Dylan
"Mark's Rhapsody," Debra "Bohemian Rhapsody," Queen
"William Hung's Rhapsody ," J.Marie "Bohemian Rhapsody," Queen
"Lump Lump Lump," Monica-The Good Witch of Washington "Bump Bump Bump," B2K
"Seminole," Alvin Rhodes "Centerfold," J. Geils Band
"Nintendo Anti-Damaging Cream," Brandon Reina "Daisy Sour Cream," TV Commercial
"Jizzy," Dai "Dizzy," Goo Goo Dolls
"Hairy Buggies In Your Stool," The Comedian "Everybody Plays The Fool," The Main Ingredient
"Angry Forever And For Always," Chris "Forever And For Always," Shania Twain
"Hot Flashes," Jan Unwin "Hot Blooded," Foreigner
"Who's The Man!," Dai "Iris," Goo Goo Dolls
"Ice Cream Man," M.S.G "Iron Man," Ozzy Osbourne
"Its A Strange World," South Park Al "Its A Small World," Walt Disney
"Smashing Through The Snow," Soleil "Jingle Bells," Santa Claus
"Homework," Chris "Juanita," Shania Twain
"Crucify The Glove," Agrimorfee "Justify My Love," Madonna
"A Nightmare On Elm Street," Scotty Dangerously "Land of Confusion," Genesis
"Losing Air," Mari Aranoff Duncan "Loving You," Minnie Ripperton
"Theef," Adagio "Mama Told Me (Not to Come)," Three Dog Night
"Fifty," Mari Aranoff Duncan "Misty," Johnny Mathis
"Gonorrhoea," Dai "My Maria," Brooks & Dunn
"Christ Fever," Bob Gomez "Night Fever," The Bee Gees
"Dumb," Ghaith Ghane "Numb," Linkin Park
"Dumb," Ghaith Ghane "Numb," Linkin Park
"Chinball Victim," South Park Al "Pinball Wizard," The Who
"You Wearr," Monica-The Good Witch of Washington "Right Thurr," Chingy
"Neural Stem Muse," Dai "Second Hand News," Fleetwood Mac
"We Hate You ," Alex "She Loves You," The Beatles
"Hungry 2004," Michael Hack "Sorry 2004," Ruben Studdard
"The Quick Brown Fox He Jumped Over The Lazy Dog's Back Side," Guy DiRito "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious," Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins Sound Track)
"The Immigrant song," Dai "Take It Easy," The Eagles
"Thank God For 'Most Everything," Rick Duncan "Thank God I'm a Country Boy," John Denver
"The Rest Of Your Glove," Paul Wooten "The Best Of My Love," Eagles
"The Bic Blades Are The Cheapest," Rudy Ramirez "The First Cut Is The Deepest," Sheryl Crowe
"The Reckoning of These Song Titles," Michael Pacholek "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald," Gordon Lightfoot
"This Love," Dai "This Love," Maroon 5
"Forget Al Gore," Fitu Petaia "Too Your Heart ," 98 and Stevie Stevie Wonder
"Taxonomy," Dai "Toxicity," System Of A Down
"Go And Pick That Up!," Chris "Up!," Shania Twain
"What I Like About Food," Codytocrazy "What I Like About You," Lilix
"One Addicting Game," Marianne E. B. Markham "What You Own," The cast of RENT

February 29, 2004
"Parody Song," Parody Author"Original Song," Original Artist
"(Can't Get My) Belt Around Me," Danpjames "(Can't Get My) Head Around You," The Offspring
"Any Wine At All," Malcolm Higgins "Any Time At All," The Beatles
"Epil-Stop," Mari Aranoff Duncan "At the Hop," Danny & The Juniors
"Bad Case Of Runs," sloatead "Band On The Run," Wings
"Pass Water," Guy DiRito "Black Water," Doobie Brothers
"Little China," Fitu Petaia "Blowing In The Wind," Stevie Wonder
"Breaking Wind Is All We Do," South Park Al "Breaking Up Is Hard To Do," Neil Sedaka
"By The Way, Gay's OK," Paul Robinson "By The Way," Red Hot Chili Peppers
"Baseball Glove," Arcade Junkie "Can't Hide Love," Earth, Wind & Fire
"Extreme Makeover," Arcade Junkie "Devotion," Earth, Wind & Fire
"Do You Believe In Stinky Gas," Kara "Do You Believe In Love," Cher
"Dont Leave Iraq This Way," Glenn Griffiths "Dont Leave Me This Way," Thelma Houston
"Living with Turrets," Mister Steve "Elton John," Bennie and the Jets
"Get Lost," Drewster The Rooster "Get Off," Dandy Warhols
"William Sianis," Arcade Junkie "Gloria," The Shadows of Knight
"I Love My BVD's," Grace Hampton "God Bless the USA," Lee Greenwood
"Hair Clean," stoic_squirmer "Hands Clean," Alanis Morissette
"Obese Jack," Aaron Dodson "Happy Jack," The Who
"Dub Ya," Alan Hochbaum "Hey Ya," Outkast
"Win That," Danpjames "Hit That," The Offspring
"I Love This Shul," Claire Petersky "I Love This Bar," Toby Keith
"I Slaughtered a Hen," Ethan Mawyer "I Saw Her Again," The Mamas and the Papas
"Calzone," SaraJellyBean "In the Zone," Britney and Madonna
"Pants Too Tight," Shawn Morin "It's My Life," Bon Jovi
"Stole My Heart and Soul," Harri Georgeson "It's Only Rock and Roll (But I Like It)," Rolling Stones
"Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie GRape Jelly Dipped Weenies," Jack Wilson "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini," Brian Hyland
"Connor Gets Killed and Kerry Don't Care," Michael McVey "Jimmy Crack Corn and I Don't Care," Traditional
"Last Flush," Scrawny Johnny "Last Resort," Papa Roach
"Late In The Evening(of Game Seven)," Mikey F "Late In The Evening," Paul Simon
"I'm So Blocked," S.T.G. "Let's Get Rocked," Def Leppard
"Chip Caray & Steve Stone," Arcade Junkie "Like A Rolling Stone," Bob Dylan
"Lookin' For My Cruncher," Mikey F "Lookin' Out My Back Door," Creedence Clearwater Rivival
"Shrub's Disparaged," William Tong "Love And Marriage," Frank Sinatra
"Gas Buzz," Matt "Love Buzz," Shocking Blue
"Tampa Bay Bandits," Arcade Junkie "Luckenbach, Texas," Waylon Jennings & Willie Nelson
"Mean Ms. Crabtree/handicappedtim/they Came In Through The Bedroom Window," South Park Al "Mean Mr. Mustard/polythene Pam/she Came In Through The Bathroom Window," The Beatles
"Yeah Yeah Song," Harri Georgeson "No No Song," Ringo Starr
"Redneck Man," Matthias "Nowhere Man," The Beatles
"First Song," L. Mike "One Headlight," Wallflowers
"Only The Phone-Free," The Comedian "Only The Lonely," Roy Orbison
"N.E.R.D.," The Invincible "P.I.M.P. (G-Unit Remix)," 50 Cent (feat. Snoop Dogg, G-Unit)
"Lifeguard Bum," Green Bloodied Hound Dogs "Paper Sun," Traffic
"(Microsoft) Patches," Merry & Pippin "Patches," Clarence Carter
"Hyrule is Strange," Weird Robb "People are Strange," The Doors
"Philadelphia Cheese Steak," Michael McVey "Philadelphia Freedom," Elton John
"The Song Of The Groupies Of Jimi Hendrix.," Jonathan McJunkin "Purple haze," Jimi Hendrix
"Putin's On The Splits," Michael McVey "Puttin' On The Ritz," Taco
"Hey! Red Sox did blow," Arcade Junkie "Shake, Rattle & Roll," Bill Haley & the Comets
"The Alien Song ," Punk "Silver And Cold," AFI
"I Want My Belt Back.," FemPhil "Softer To Me," Relient K
"Stacy's Dad," Uncle Izzy "Stacy's Mom," Fountains of Wayne
"Drag," Angela & Anna "Stay (Far away, so close)," U2
"Cell Shame," Jay Dries "Still Frame," Trapt
"Tell Me Why," mac195 "Tell Me Why," The Beatles
"The Candy-ass," Jan Unwin "The Candy Man," Sammy Davis Jr.
"The Continuing Story Of The Buffalo Bills Secret Gay Player Meetings," Malcolm Higgins "The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill," The Beatles
"The Enron Shuffle," Jeff Wilder "The Curly Shuffle," Jump N The Saddle Band
"The Only Living Boy With Two Dorks," Jan Unwin "The Only Living Boy in New York," Simon and Garfunkle
"The Little Prince is Dead," Elaine E. Belz "The Queen is Dead," The Smiths
"Raid," Arcade Junkie "The world's a masquerade," Earth, Wind & Fire
"Theme from Three's Company," Chris Bodily TM "Theme from Friends (I'll Be There For You)," Rembrandts
"Micky D's," Jonathan McJunkin "This love," Maroon 5
"Flyin'," Tim Hall "Truckin'," Grateful Dead
"Married Gays," Michael McVey "Turn the Page," Bob Seger
"_usk!," Merry & Pippin "Tusk!," Fleetwood Mac
"The Bush Regime Must Fall," William Tong "Wabash Cannonball," Johnny Cash
"(Sox Fans Take A) Walk On The North Side," Tim Hall "Walk On The Wild Side," Lou Reed
"Wedding Bill Blues," Rick Duncan "Wedding Bell Blues," 5th Dimension
"Worst Hang Glider Ever," Danpjames "Worst Hangover Ever," The Offspring
"Glowing Green Machine," Elaura Dunning "Yellow Submarine," the Beatles
"Sam And Frodo," Alex "You And I Both," Jason Mraz

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