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Song Parodies -> "Bennifer"
Original Song Title:
"Shannon"
Original Performer:
Henry Gross
Parody Song Title:
"Bennifer"
Parody Written by:
Ryan Harder
The Lyrics
We all know about the media frenzy that surrounded Jennifer Lopez & Ben Affleck's relationship
Ben & Jen's relationship came to an end
After a year and a half of attention
Of the circus known as Bennifer
I know they never wanted to wed
Cause maybe Ben had a brain
And knew Jen was best known as a player
Bennifer is no more
They went out bitterly
She's probably back with P. Diddy
Maybe he'll keep gambling
And hang with strippers
Just like he and Matt did for the final straw
Their film Gigli was downright dead
Maybe she should have stayed with Cris Judd instead
Somehow she got Afflecked and tried to change him
But then came then came the day the wedding died
And Ben changed his fashion style back
While Jen was devastated Ben wouldn't wed her
Bennifer is no more
They went out bitterly
She's probably back with P. Diddy
Maybe he'll keep gambling
And hang with strippers
Just like he and Matt did for the final straw
Just like he and Matt did for the final straw
Just like he and Matt did for the final straw
After a year and a half of attention
Of the circus known as Bennifer
I know they never wanted to wed
Cause maybe Ben had a brain
And knew Jen was best known as a player
Bennifer is no more
They went out bitterly
She's probably back with P. Diddy
Maybe he'll keep gambling
And hang with strippers
Just like he and Matt did for the final straw
Their film Gigli was downright dead
Maybe she should have stayed with Cris Judd instead
Somehow she got Afflecked and tried to change him
But then came then came the day the wedding died
And Ben changed his fashion style back
While Jen was devastated Ben wouldn't wed her
Bennifer is no more
They went out bitterly
She's probably back with P. Diddy
Maybe he'll keep gambling
And hang with strippers
Just like he and Matt did for the final straw
Just like he and Matt did for the final straw
Just like he and Matt did for the final straw
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