Song Parodies -> "Howard Dean"

Original Song Title:

"Killer Queen"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Howard Dean"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

A sad ode to Howard Dean ailing in the polls... If I can't vote for him, I'll vote for ALF for President...

He will not be the President
Won't elect a cabinet
Kerry has beaten him
Four more years as President?
George Bush, insanity
Why'd Oswald kill Kennedy?
Our country needs reanimation
It has declined

Who will be the President?
Who will these folks elect?
Dean winning would be so nice

He is Howard Dean
I can vote, I'm 18
Want Dean Inauguration Day
Re-elect Bush, lose my mind!!
Just in time
Ooh, yeah, John Edwards would be nice
Won't satisfy my appetite
Wonder why?

To avoid 'nother recount
These People should vote for the best
Inauguration
Four more years of Bush isn't best
If so, move to China
Can;t vote if you're a min-ah!
(Howard, Howard, he is Howard Dean)
Bush winning is mutiny
Don't want him anytime

Bush wins, I'll move my ass to Paris (Hee hee hee)
Howard Dean is just the best
He, as President, would be nice

He is Howard Dean
I can vote, I'm 18
Want Dean Inauguration Day
Re-elect Bush, lose my mind!!
Just in time

Drop out of race, I'll be really mad
Dropping out would not be rad
That Bush has not yet found that bin Laden
Want to vote for the very best
Howard Dean drives me, drives me wild, wild...
I'll vote for him, won't you?

He is Howard Dean
I can vote, I'm 18
Want Dean Inauguration Day
Re-elect Bush, lose my mind!!
Just in time

Ooh, yeah, John Edwards would be nice
Won't satisfy my appetite
Wonder why?
You wonder why...

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Meriadoc - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment

J'�sp�re que vous aimez sa vie en Paris, mon ami! ;-) Quatre, quatre, cinq.

Adagio - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment

DKTOS, but good read.

Phil Alexander - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment

ALF for president it is, then... Farewell, Howard Dean
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace to retire as Kerry
Could not be overhauled

hey, there might be a parody in there ;-)

Phil (again) - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment

Much as I hate Elton John's music, I couldn't resist doing this one: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/bernietaupineltonjohn0.shtml

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