August 2003

These are randomly arranged.

"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
August 1, 2003
"Pervs and Girls (Censored Version)," M.S.G	"Boys and Girls," Good Charlotte
"Noisy Drummer," Tone-Def	"Boys of Summer," The Ataris/Don Henley
"Can't Take My Eyes Off Of Food," Neo Matrix	"Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You," Lauryn Hill
"Crooked Charity," Syncronos	"Celebrity," Brad Paisley
"On Hold," yoidy	"Centerfield," John Fogerty
"Voted Out Of Office," Syncronos	"Cleaning Out My Closet," Eminem
"McClane," Michael Pacholek	"Cocaine," J.J. Cale
"Crazy from Drugs," BLO-TOWN	"Crazy in Love," Beyonce feat. Jay-Z
"Timbits," Malcolm Higgins	"Cupid," Sam Cooke
"Do it with Benji," Mariella	"Do it with Madonna," The Androids
"Don't Wear That Gown," Michael Pacholek	"Don't Bring Me Down," Electric Light Orchestra
"Iraq Is Just Enough," Fitu Petaia	"Don't Stop Til You Get Enough," Michael Jackson
"Skydiving," Wolveroses	"Free Fallin," Tom Petty
"The Council of Elrond," Steven Cavanagh	"I Just Can't Wait To Be King (from: Lion King)," Elton John
"I'm an Ordinary Fan," Michael Pacholek	"I'm an Ordinary Man," Rex Harrison
"If The England Soccer Team Told The Truth For One Day Its World Would Fall Apart," Julius Macduff	"If White America Told The Truth For One Day Its World Would Fall Apart," Manic Street Preachers
"Tarheel Welcome," Meredith Wilson(Music Man)	"Iowa Stubborn," Various
"Come On Scotty," Michael Pacholek	"It's My Party," Lesley Gore
"Killing Iraqis," Malcolm Higgins	"Killing Me Softly," Roberta Flack
"Where No One's Gone Before," Michael Pacholek	"Lookin' Out My Back Door," Creedence Clearwater Revival
"Losing Weight," I-Eat La-Food	"Losing Grip," Avril Lavigne
"SLOBscene," Monica-The Good Witch of Washington	"MOBscene," Marilyn Manson
"Infidel," Malcolm Higgins	"Mission Bell," Donnie Brooks
"Mr Saddam," Malcolm Higgins	"Mr Sandman," The Chordettes
"Five Guys," Malcolm Higgins	"My Guy," Mary Wells
"My name is...Syncronos! (Re-release)," Syncronos	"My name is...," Eminem
"I Need Change," Guy DiRito	"People Are Strange," The Doors
"The Manager (The Art Howe Song)," Craig Scott	"Piano Man," Billy Joel
"Night Sniper," Malcolm Higgins	"Pied Piper," Crispian St. Peters
"Did She Really Lay Those Guys," Malcolm Higgins	"Pretty Little Angel Eyes," Curtis Lee
"Reasons to Eat Beef," Michael Pacholek	"Reason to Believe," Tim Hardin
"Not Thurr," B.B.P	"Right Thurr," Chingy
"They Banned Our Video," Monica-The Good Witch of Washington	"Show Me How to Live," Audioslave
"Wedgie Girl," Dev	"Sk8er Boi," Avril Lavigne
"(I don't care about) Stacy's Mom," John-Paul	"Stacy's Mom," Fountains Of Wayne
"Virgin," Wolveroses	"Stronger," Britney Spears
"Booked A Flight Economy, Now I've Got Deep Vein Thrombosis," Malcolm Higgins	"Supercalifragalisticexpialidocious," Mary Poppins
"Bling Bling(The Vanilla Ice Song)," Monica-The Good Witch of Washington	"Swing Swing," The All-American Rejects
"Thank U Gilligan," Spaff.com	"Thank U," Alanis Morissette
"Songs They Sing(4 Courtney and Fred)," Monica-The Good Witch of Washington	"The Best of Me," The Starting Line
"Punk is Dead (The Kids Can't Put up a Fight)," Julius Macduff	"The Kids Aren't Alright," The Offspring
"The Truth About Women," Syncronos	"The Truth About Men," Tracy Byrd
August 4, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"99 Fat Baboons," Milktruck	"99 Red Balloons," Nena
"A Detective Named Dirty Harry," Fitu Petaia	"A Horse With No Name," America
"Intelligence From Our Friends," Malcolm Higgins	"A Little Help From My Friends," The Beatles
"Payless Shoes," Baby Blue	"Air Force Ones," Nelly
"Four Way Flashers," Malcolm Higgins	"Albert Flasher," The Guess Who
"Starship Enterprise," Syncronos	"Allentown," Billy Joel
"Liberty City," Mr. Sanchez	"Atlantic City," Bruce Springsteen
"That From The USDA," Malcolm Higgins	"Back In The USSR," The Beatles
"Dad's On The Run," LifeIncarnate	"Band On The Run," Paul McCartney and Wings
"Be Impressive (Tribute to Maralyn Manson)," DarkJon64	"Be Agressive," Faith No More
"Teachers Tell Lies," Ashley	"Big Girls Don't Cry," Franki Valli and the Four Seasons
"Lavigne-ian Rhapsody," lebeiW15	"Bohemian Rhapsody," Queen
"Bottle of Beam," Royce Miller	"Bottle of Wine," Jimmy Gilmer & the Fireballs
"California Screamin'," Michael Pacholek	"California Dreamin'," The Mamas & the Papas
"Can't Afford The Treatment," Guy DiRito	"California Dreamin'," The Mamas and The Papas
"Broken-Down Cars," lebeiW15	"Cars," Gary Numan
"Lars," Malcolm Higgins	"Cars," Gary Numan
"Center Seat," Michael Pacholek	"Center Field," John Fogerty
"Sorting Out My Problems," S.T.G.	"Cleaning Out My Closet," Eminem
"Sung Together," Malcolm Higgins	"Come Together," The Beatles
"I Need Mo' Weed Yo!," UnAfraid	"Cry Me A River," Justin Timberlake
"Denver to NYC (Oy What a Flight)," Michael Pacholek	"December 1963 (Oh What a Night)," The Four Seasons
"Do It Like P. Diddy," Michael Pacholek	"Do Wah Diddy Diddy," The Exciters
"Don't Let Will Tong Catch You Lying," Malcolm Higgins	"Don't Let The Sun Catch You Crying," Gerry And The Pacemakers
"Breakfast," DarkJon64	"Epic," Faith No More
"Darth and Luke," Sweet Indigo	"Father and Son," Cat Stevens/Boyzone
"Flight Through the Night With Scotty," Michael Pacholek	"Fight For Your Right to Party," The Beastie Boys
"Gotta Leave Em All," birdboy2000	"First Pokemon theme," Pokemon
"Tombstone," Guy DiRito	"Flintstones," TV Theme Song
"Gettin' Piggy Wit It," MysteryGoat	"Gettin' Jiggy Wit It," Will Smith
"The Prez that Nobody Wants," Floyd's Garage	"Girl all the Bad Guys Want," Bowling for Soup
"Guys Love Boys," Cassie & Kassie	"Girls & boys," Good Charlotte
"Help!," Michi Bartz	"Help!," The Beatles
"Big Boobs," Ghetto John	"Hey Jude," The Beatles
"I Am Really Full," Malcolm Higgins	"I Am Beautifil," Christina Aguilera
"Leisure Suit Larry," Mr. Sanchez	"I Remember Larry," Weird Al Yankovic
"I'll Be Back (the Arnold Schwarzenegger Song)," Malcolm Higgins	"I'll Be Back," The Beatles
"I'll Follow This Bum," Malcolm Higgins	"I'll Follow The Sun," The Beatles
"Is Saddam Dead or Alive?," Chris Bodily TM	"I'm Wanted Dead or Alive," Bon Jovi
"I Am Screwed (My Friend's A Gay Part 2)," Joey	"I'm With You," Avril Lavinge
"Wit My Pup," YOIDY	"In Da Club," 50 cent
"A Sexual Disease," Malcolm Higgins	"Industrial Disease," Dire Straits
"Desperately Into You," Baby Blue	"Into You," Fabolous
"Wintuition," Mike Armstrong	"Intuition," Jewel
"Come On Scotty," Guy DiRito	"It's My Party," Leslie Gore
"Empire Strikes Back Again," Chris Bodily TM	"Johnny Strikes Up the Band," Warren Zevon
"Phasers on Stun!," Syncronos	"Jump!," Van Halen
"Just Commercialization," Guy DiRito	"Just My Imagination," The Temptations
"Kryptonite (Superman)," MysteryGoat	"Kryptonite," 3 Doors Down
"Kenny G," Jared Lerner	"Let It Be," The Beatles
"Life After Loser," Starlette Victory	"Life After Lisa," Bowling For Soup
"Nerdy Things," Syncronos	"Little Things," Good Charlotte
"Jedi," Claude Prez	"Lodi," Creedence Clearwater Revival
"Soul Train," Fitu Petaia	"Love Train," The O Jays
"Guy DiRito," Malcolm Higins	"Lovely Rita ( Meter Maid)," The Beatles
"Margueritas, We Have Made," Malcolm Higgins	"Lovely Rita, (Meter Maid)," The Beatles
"Blubber Of Mine," Malcolm Higgins	"Lover Of Mine," Alannah Myles
"Need To Take Malox," Guy DiRito	"Loves Me Like A Rock," Paul Simon
"Malcolm's Such A Kidder," Guy DiRito	"Malcolm in the Middle Tv Show Theme," They Might Be Giants
"Grade Five Crisis," DarkJon64	"Midlife Crisis," Faith No More
"Far Right Obsessions," Malcolm Higgins	"Midnight Confessions," Grass Roots
"Vatican's Spoken," Malcolm Higgins	"Morning Has Broken," Cat Stevens
"Mr. Bush," Floyd's Garage	"Mr. Gold," Warlock
"Tongue Stuck Out, It's Acid On A Blotter," Malcolm Higgins	"Mrs Brown You've Got A Lovely Daughter," Hermans Hermits
"Fart Murders," Baby Blue	"Murder Reigns," Ja Rule
"Ballad," MysteryGoat	"My Immortal," Evanescence
"The Hair Styling Song," Bob O'Mara	"My Way," Limp Bizkit
"Job Center Nightmare," Alex Zander	"Nightmare Before Christmas," London After Midnight
"Bigger Brovaz," Andy Sullivan	"Nu Flow," Big Brovaz
"Texas Chainsaw Massacre," Necrotoxen666	"Ode to a SuperHero," Weird Al
"Oh, What a Week," Wolveroses	"Oh, What a Night," Frankie Valli
"Phonograph," Guy DiRito	"Photograph," Ringo Starr
"Soprano Fan," S.T.G.	"Piano Man," Billy Joel
"Please Tease Me," Malcolm Higgins	"Please Please Me," The Beatles
"Farscape," Syncronos	"Pressure," Billy Joel
"Fag Doll," Malcolm Higgins	"Rag Doll," Aerosmith
"Stealin' & Shockin'," Michael Pacholek	"Reelin' & Rockin'," Chuck Berry
"Hamburger To Go," DarkJon64	"Retrovertigo," Mr. Bungle
"Return to Blender," Michael Pacholek	"Return to Sender," Elvis Presley
"Booby Newsday," Guy DiRito	"Ruby Tuesday," The Rolling Stones
"Runaround Shoe," Michael Pacholek	"Runaround Sue," Dion
"Gin Fizzy," Malcolm Higgins	"Sin City," AC/DC
"Pin City (the Bowler's Anthem)," Malcolm Higgins	"Sin City," AC/DC
"Vice City Anthem," Mr. Sanchez	"Sister Christian," Night Ranger
"My Big Family Eating Out, Part II," Pat	"Sitting on the Dock of the Bay," Otis Redding
"Sitting In A Diner All Day," Pat	"Sitting on the Dock of the Bay," Otis Redding
"Link vs Ganondorf," Borghilde	"Snoopy vs the Red Baron," The Royal Guardsmen
"Son of a Bleacher Bum," Michael Pacholek	"Son of a Preacher Man," Dusty Springfield
"My Mountain Girl," David Jensen	"Sundown," Gordon Lightfoot
"Afro Guy," Fitu Petaia	"Superfly," Curtis Mayfield
"(It Sucks) To Be Me," MysteryGoat	"Superman," Five For Fighting
"Guys as friends," Light x Dark	"Swing Swing Swing," All American Rejects
"Take Good Care of Crybabies," Michael Pacholek	"Take Good Care of My Baby," Bobby Vee
"New Age Waistband," Malcolm Higgins	"Teenage Wasteland," The Who
"That Saddam Family," Guy DiRito	"The Addams Family," TV Show Theme Song
"The Cobbler," DarkJon64	"The Answer," Bad Religion
"The Ballad of Kobe Bryant," Robert J. Pagliaro	"The Ballad of Jed Clampett," Paul Henning
"A Salad At The Green Buffet," Guy DiRito	"The Ballad of The Green Berets," SSGT Barry Sadler
"The Day My Friend Turned Gay (my Friend's Gay Part 3)," Joey	"The Day You Went Away," M2M
"The First Cut Is Still Easy," Malcolm Higgins	"The First Cut Is The Deepest," Cat Stevens
"The Fool On The Pill," Malcolm Higgins	"The Fool On The Hill," The Beatles
"FTP Never Sleeps," Rowena Williams	"This City Never Sleeps," Eurythmics
"Stick It To Guy," Malcolm Higgins	"Ticket To Ride," The Beatles
"Shut Up Now!!!," Mack the Knife	"Twist and Shout," The Beatles
"Sharon Whats This?," Alex Zander	"Whats This?," Nightmare Before Christmass theme songs
"It's Halloween Now (Michael Myers)," Chris Bodily TM	"Who Can It Be Now?," Men at Work
"Sling Shot," David Jensen	"Why Not," Hilary Duff
"British Submarines," Malcolm Higgins	"Yellow Submarine," The Beatles
"Bad Hair Day," Little Lion	"Yesterday," The Beatles
"My Friend's A Gay Part 1," Joey	"Yesterday," The Beatles
"Use Leather? You Bet," Malcolm Higgins	"You Better You Bet," The Who
"You Don't Have To Say You Did Her," Malcolm Higgins	"You Don't Have To Say You Love Me," Dusty Springfield
"Tribute to the AmiRight Artists," wdh	"Your Horoscope For Today," Weird Al Yankovic
"Berlin Stardust," Rowena Williams	"Ziggy Stardust," David Bowie
August 5, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"And I Did Her," Malcolm Higgins	"And I Love Her," The Beatles
"Kobe, It's You," Malcolm Higgins	"Baby It's You," The Beatles
"Bar Room In A Fight," Guy DiRito	"Bad Moon Rising," Creedence Clearwater Revival
"Spam Sham Boogers," Guy DiRito	"Band Stand Boogie/American Bandstand Tv Show Theme Song," Charlie Albertine, Less Elgart, Bob Horn and Bruce Sussman
"Jailbird," Malcolm Higgins	"Blackbird," The Beatles
"California Girls," John Jenkins	"California Girls," Beach Boys
"From Three To Two," Malcolm Higgins	"From Me To You," The Beatles
"How Can You Steer These Shopping Carts?," Merry & Pippin	"How Can You Mend a Broken Heart?," Bee Gees
"I Kill (the O.J Reminder Song)," Malcolm Higgins	"I Will," The Beatles
"It Feels Good to be a Playa," Wolveroses	"It Feels Good to be a Gangsta," Geto Boys
"Crap Shows," T.J. Spindler	"Jingle Bells," Traditional
"Itch In My Nose," Bartholomew Cheapshot And Giblet O'sarcasm	"Kiss From A Rose," Seal
"Standin' At My Front Door," Royce Miller	"Lookin' Out My Back Door," Creedence Clearwater Revival
"Pretty Spry (for an Old Guy)," Merry & Pippin	"Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)," The Offspring
"I Wanna Blow Up Saddam," Spaff.com	"Soak Up the Sun," Sheryl Crow
"Goldilocks (breaking chairs of grizzlies)," Tone-Def	"Takin Care of Business," BTO
"The Continuing Usage Of Birth Control Pills," Malcolm Higgins	"The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill," The Beatles
"Pine Float," Guy DiRito	"The Love Boat Tv Show Theme Song," Paul Williams and Charles Fox
"The Business Analyst's Song," Phil Alexander	"The Major-General's Song," Gilbert and Sullivan
"Too Many Gays," Guy DiRito	"Those Were The Days," Caroll O'Connor & Jean Stapleton TV Sitcom Theme
"Nine Sausages," Malcolm Higgins	"Time Passages," Al Stewart
"Duet with the Hairdresser," Sweet Indigo	"Whole New World," Disney's Aladdin
"Punshing You," Shinoby	"With You," Linkin Park
"Doin' 5 to 9," Guy DiRito	"Workin' 9 to 5," Dolly Parton
"You Decimated My Life," Mr. Pascal	"You Decorated My Life," Kenny Rogers
August 6, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"American Lie," Dangers0ne	"American Pie," Don McLean
"Hungry Young Man," Michael Pacholek	"Angry Young Man," Billy Joel
"On the Stool," Stockton	"Are You Happy Now?," Michelle Branch
"2829764 row(s) affected.," Steven Cavanagh	"Empty Chairs At Empty Tables," Marius from Les Miserables
"Gaffe Goof," Guy DiRito	"F Troop TV Show Theme Song," Irving Taylor and William Lava
"Kender paradise," birdboy2000	"Gangsta's paradise," Coolio
"Going to Plunder," Tinkleheimer	"Going Under," Evanescence
"Pink Rollers," Royce Miller	"Green Acres," Eddie Albert & Eva Gabor
"Get Away From Me!," Nickelback Girl	"Growing On Me," The Darkness
"String of the Axe (The B.C. Rich Song)," Floyd's Garage	"Hair of the Dog," Nazareth
"Hatred (Avril's Revenge)," Michael Pacholek	"Hatred," The Kinks
"I Need Some Sauce," Neo Matrix	"I Still Love You," 702
"I'm Bored," NastyNoah	"I'm Yours," Linda Davis
"I've Got No Ping," Tone-Def	"I've Got No Strings," Pinocchio
"If I Only Had an Ass," Veronica Frimmit	"If I Only Had a Brain," Ray Bolger
"It's a Weird World," Pat	"It's a Small World," Disney Theme
"Christian Right Goes Too Far," Bartholomew Cheapshot And Giblet O'sarcasm	"Jesus Christ Superstar," Cast of 'Jesus Christ Superstar'
"Bishop Robinson," Guy DiRito	"Mrs Robinson," Simon & Garfunkel
"My 9-TO-5," MarioMaster00	"My Sacrifice," Creed
"Got to Land On the Space Called Go," Michael Pacholek	"No Particular Place to Go," Chuck Berry
"Grease," MarioMaster00	"Speed," Montgomery Gentry
"Goin' Down Below," Melhi	"Spirit in the Sky," Norman Greenbaum
"Stalkerazzi Blues," parody writer	"Summertime Blues," The Who/Eddie Cochran
"Nintendo Inc.," T.J. Spindler	"Syndicated Inc.," Weird Al Yankovic
"Talkin' BASEketball," Mr. Sanchez	"Talkin' Baseball," Terry Cashman
"The Weather," Tone-Def	"The Letter," The Box Tops
"Some Odd Couple," Guy DiRito	"The Odd Couple TV Show Theme Song," Sammy Cahn and Neal Hefti
"Sunny Today," Jim A	"Walking Away," Craig David
"Where In The World Is Sudaam Hussien," Nic B	"Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego," Rocapella
"I'm a Laker," Michael Pacholek	"You Can Have Her," Roy Hamilton
"A 'Cleaned' Up Song," Pat	"You Talk Too Much," Joe Jones
"She's Nineteen," Mikey F	"You're Sixteen," Ringo Starr
August 7, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"You Verses All," Ayrekah Reah	"All or Nothing," Otown
"Georgie Got No Mercy," Michael Pacholek	"Ferry Cross the Mersey," Gerry & the Pacemakers
"Little Sleazy Ho," Melhi	"GTO," Ronny and the Daytonas
"Go Away Armando," Michael Pacholek	"Go Away Little Girl," Steve Lawrence
"Enough Already," The Great Karlando	"Have You Ever See The Rain," Creedence Clearwater Revival
"I Second That Devotion," Michael Pacholek	"I Second That Emotion," Smokey Robinson & the Miracles
"I've Been a Duck Before," Royce Miller	"I've Been in Love Before," Cutting Crew
"Weebl's Song," SpongeBob SquarePants's Lady Friend	"Jenny From the Block," J-Lo
"Dubya Rock," Michael Pacholek	"Limbo Rock," Chubby Checker
"I'm Gonna Rip," Prozac Fairy	"Losing Grip," Avril Lavigne
"Short Skirts," Malcolm Higgins	"Love Hurts," Nazareth
"Monopoly," Tone-Def	"Minority," Green Day
"Most Buy," CrisCandy	"Most Girls," Pink
"Only The Bony," Malcolm Higgins	"Only The Lonely," Roy Orbison
"Dealin' With The Queers," Guy DiRito	"Reelin' in the Years," Steely Dan
"Hezbollah," Guy DiRito	"Shambala," Three Dog Night
"The Battle of Amiright," Michael Pacholek	"The Battle of New Orleans," Johnny Horton
"Phil Neville Went Down To Porsche," Phil Alexander	"The Devil Went Down To Georgia," Charlie Daniels Band
"My Tide Is Fine," David Jensen	"The Tide Is High," Atomic Kitten
"Tummy Tuck," Malcolm Higgins	"Thunderstruck," AC/DC
"The Silly Gestational Song," Diva	"Venus," Shocking Blue / Bananarama
"She's Not Gonna Fake It," Malcolm Higgins	"We're Not Gonna Take It," Twister Sister
"Clorox," David Jensen	"Why Not," Hilary Duff
August 8, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"Addicted to Beer," Wolveroses	"Addicted," Simple Plan
"Stupid," Michael Pacholek	"Cupid," Sam Cooke
"Do It With Orlando," The Great And Magnificent Del	"Do It With Madonna," The Androids
"Games," T.J. Spindler	"Ebay," Weird Al Yankovic
"Escape," Malcolm Higgins	"Escape The Pina Colada Song," Rupert Holmes
"Robert Blake," Malcolm Higgins	"Fire Lake," Bob Seger
"Itch of the Pube," Floyd's Garage	"Hair of the Dog," Nazareth
"Homer Hanky," Michael Pacholek	"Hanky Panky," Tommy James & the Shondells
"Bush Will Break Your Heart," Michael Pacholek	"He Will Break Your Heart," Jerry Butler
"Huim," Malcolm Higgins	"Him," Rupert Holmes
"I'm So Happy The Rabbit Didn't Die," Joseph Hayes	"I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry," Hank Williams, B.J. Thomas et al
"I'm Still Camping," lebeiW15	"I'm Still Standing," Elton John
"'Ventin' New Dinosaurs," Merry & Pippin	"Looking Out My Back Door," Creedence Clearwater Revival
"Hoover Machine," Alex Zander	"Love Machine," Wham
"I.T.Lament," Alan Friedman, Southern Discomfort	"Memory from CATS," Barbra Streisand
"Windows Has Broken," Guy DiRito	"Morning Has Broken," Cat Stevens
"Mr. Milove Forgames," T.J. Spindler	"Mr. SoDamn Insane (Bomb Iraq)," Weird Al Yankovic
"The Jerry Springer Song," Alan Friedman, Southern Discomfort	"My Favorite Things," Julie Andrews
"Oy Vey," Michael Pacholek	"Oh Boy,"
"Ahnold's On De Aihwayffs," Malcolm Higgins	"Pilot Of The Airwaves," Charlie Dore
"Fetch Us A Brew," Guy DiRito	"Precious And Few," Climax
"Feed Me Twice Around," The hairy cheese lickers	"Run-Around," Blues Traveler
"Starting The Movie For You," Fitu Petaia	"Saving All My Love For You," Witney Huston
"She Is Booty-ful," Jammin' Jeff	"She Is Beautiful," Andrew W.K.
"Let Us Fix The Script To Star Wars 3," Snaggletoth	"Stripped," Depeche Mode
"The Starbucks Song," Alan Friedman, Southern Discomfort	"Supercalifragilisticexpealidcious," Julie Andrews
"The First Noel (amusing the bored baby king)," YOIDY	"The First Noel," Traditional
"Two Pop-Tarts," Michael Hack	"Two Of Hearts," Stacey Q
"The Viagra Song," Alan Friedman, Southern Discomfort	"Venus," Frankie Avalon
"Wake Me Up When Its Time For Food Food," Alex Zander	"Wake Me Up Before You Go Go," Wham
"You Were On My Mound," Michael Pacholek	"You Were On My Mind," We Five
August 9, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"New York Mets-ian Rhapsody," Mikey F	"Bohemian Rhapsody," Queen
"Breaking Up Is Hard On You," Melhi	"Breaking Up Is Hard To Do," Neil Sedaka
"Sacramento In My Mind," Bubba	"Carolina In My Mind," James Taylor
"Virginity," Zak Randall	"Celebrity," Brad Paisley
"Please Vote For Me California," Mark Hoolihan	"Don't Cry For Me Argentina," Madonna
"Weapons of Mass Destruction," Alan Friedman, Southern Discomfort	"Eve of Destruction," Barry Maguire
"Chomping Chicken Wings," MarioMaster00	"Flying Without Wings," Ruben Studdard
"Fix My Honda," Guy DiRito	"Help Me Rhonda," The Beach Boys
"Harry Potter's Herre," Stockton	"Hot in Herre," Nelly
"I Was Paid For Clubbing You Baby," Malcolm Higgins	"I Was Made For Lovin You Baby," Kiss
"Vegetarian Remix," Jen Stitcher	"Ignition Remix," R Kelly
"In & Out of (Volkswagon) Bugs," Yoidy	"In & Out of Love," Bon Jovi
"Iconic," S.T.G.	"Ironic," Alanis Morrisette
"Keep On Shockin Me Baby," Malcolm Higgins	"Keep On Rockin Me Baby," Steve Miller
"Stinkin' Commode," Guy DiRito	"King Of The Road," Roger Miller
"Let's Light Dynamite," Guy DiRito	"Let's Go Fly a Kite," Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins Soundtrack)
"Little Miss Whiny Bitch," Jazzbone	"Little Miss Can't Be Wrong," Spin Doctors
"Super Mario 64," T.J. Spindler	"Living Proof That Your Dead," Man Alive Is Dead
"People Watchin'," Pat	"Monday, Monday," Mamas and Papas
"Mets Way," Joseph Palermo	"My Way," Frank Sinatra
"You'll Have Another Piece Of Pie," Kanni Bassitiva	"Never Can Say Goodbye," Gloria Gaynor
"Ode To A Slasher," Greg4109	"Ode To A Superhero," Weird Al
"Separated," Malcolm Higgins	"Operator," Jim Croce
"Gamecube," T.J. Spindler	"Polkamon," Weird Al Yankovic
"It Took The Path Assumed As Windows," Guy DiRito	"She Came in Through the Bathroom Window," The Beatles
"Snot Run," Guy DiRito	"Shotgun," Jr. Walker and The All Stars
"Someone Laid My Wife Tonight," Malcolm Higgins	"Someone Saved My Life Tonight," Elton John
"Spinnin' Deal," Guy DiRito	"Spinning Wheel," Blood, Sweat and Tears
"Make Her Smile," Malcolm Higgins	"Stay Awhile," The Bells
"Super California Lists Some Runners With Neurosis," Guy DiRito	"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious," Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins Soundtrack)
"The New York Met's Logical Song(an Opera)," Mikey F	"The Logical Song," Supertramp
"The Fake Slim Shady," Steaver	"The Real Slim Shady," Eminem
August 11, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"(I'm Very) Hungry," MysteryGoat	"(You Drive Me) Crazy," Britney Spears
"Spam In My Email," Guy DiRito	"A Whiter Shade of Pale," Procol Harem
"Absolutely White ( The Michael Jackson Song))," Malcolm Higgins	"Absolutely Right," Five Man Electrical Band
"Heirs That I Breed," Alan Friedman, Southern Discomfort	"Air That I Breathe," The Hollies
"Along Came Thongs," Malcolm Higgins	"Along Came Jones," Ray Stevens
"Already Wrong," Malcolm Higgins	"Already Gone," The Eagles
"I Left Something There To Indict Me," Malcolm Higgins	"Always Something There To Remind Me," Naked Eyes
"Pee Our Test," Claude Prez	"Be Our Guest," Disney
"Parody Sunday," Malcolm Higgins	"Beautiful Sunday," Daniel Boone
"Reds Are Turning," Malcolm Higgins	"Beds Are Burning," Midnight Oil
"Brother Can You Spare a Paradigm," Alan Friedman, Southern Discomfort	"Brother Can You Spare a Dime," Hap Harburg
"Beardstown Ladies," Craig Pritchett	"Campdown Ladies," Stephen Foster
"Can't Make Me Guv," Michael Pacholek	"Can't Buy Me Love," The Beatles
"Craps At The Tables," Guy DiRito	"Cats In The Cradle," Harry Chapin
"The Georgia Crematorium Song," Alan Friedman, Southern Discomfort	"Charlie Brown," The Coasters
"Kerrigan," Malcolm Higgins	"Cinnamon," Derek
"Cleanin' Out My Keyboard," Caren Lissner	"Cleanin' Out My Closet," Eminem
"On The Green," Guy DiRito	"Dancing Queen," ABBA
"Don't Let Dim Son Practice Lying," William Tong	"Don't Let The Sun Catch You Crying," Gerry & The Pacemakers
"The Fast song," T.J. Spindler	"Doner Den Da Dads Dune Dad," N.A.I.L.I.N.G.
"Upstairs," Ashley	"Downtown," Petula Clark
"Lieberman in 2004," Alan Friedman, Southern Discomfort	"Everything's Coming Up Roses," Rosalind Russell
"Slashed in Two," Marianne E. B. Markham	"Fell Into," Foo Fighters
"Stun Gun Fun," Malcolm Higgins	"Fun Fun Fun," Le Garcons De La Plaige
"The Greenspan Song," Alan Friedman, Southern Discomfort	"Fun Fun Fun," Beach Boys
"Game Boy," Shorty	"Gay Bar," Electric Six
"Schwarzenegger," Michael Pacholek	"Get Together," The Youngbloods
"Far Right, She's Mean," William Tong	"Good Night, Irene," The Weavers
"Bush Lies 'Bout Yellow Cake Sold," William Tong	"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road," Elton John
"Hillary the 1st," craig pritchett	"Henry the VIII," Herman's Hermits
"Apology," Double E	"Honesty," Billy Joel
"Burgers, Fries, Yummy Lunch," Bob Gomez	"I Can't Help Myself," The Four Tops
"Curly Fries," MysteryGoat	"I Will Survive," Gloria Gaynor
"She's A Retriever," MysteryGoat	"I'm A Believer," SmashMouth
"Disneyland," S.T.G.	"Iron Man," Black Sabbath
"It Must Be Skin," Guy DiRito	"It Must Be Him," Vikki Carr
"Right Wing Wants To Reign In All Of California," William Tong	"It Never Rains In Southern California," Albert Hammond
"Erik," Chris Bodily TM	"Layne," Staind
"Loco-Notion," Guy DiRito	"Loco-Motion," Little Eva
"Sunday Sunday," Malcolm Higgins	"Monday Monday," The Mamas And The Papas
"The Song Without A Name," MysteryGoat	"No News," Lone Star
"I Was Bitten By Mike," The Great Karlando	"Once Bitten, Twice Shy," Great White
"M.A.T.T," Wolveroses	"P.I.M.P," 50 Cent
"I Could Be Presidential Someday," Guy DiRito	"Pleasant Valley Sunday," The Monkees
"GOP Heaven," Robert J. Pagliaro	"Rock and Roll Heaven," Righteous Brothers
"Runnin'," Bob O'Mara	"Rollin'," Limp Bizkit
"That Bladder's For Your Pee," Guy DiRito	"She'd Rather Be With Me," The Turtles
"Looks Like I'm Going to Hit That Car," Vampiress Charlene	"Smells Like Teen Spirit," Nirvana
"Monday Will Always Be Mundane," Ashley	"Sunday Will Never Be The Same," Spanky and Our Gang
"Holiday in Rome," Merry & Pippin	"Take the Long Way Home," Supertramp
"Link is not Alright," Marianne E. B. Markham	"The Kids Aren't Alright," The Offspring
"The Made-On-TV pop star's song," Tone-Def	"The Major General's Song," Gilbert & Sullivan
"The Real Big Teddy (Full Version Re-release)," Jimmy J.	"The Real Slim Shady," Eminem
"This Magic Modem," Malcolm Higgins	"This Magic Moment," Jay And The Americans
"Lied 'Bout Yellow Cake And Got A War For Me," William Tong	"Tie A Yellow Ribbon 'Round The Old Oak Tree," Tony Orlando & Dawn
"Ain't He Fruity," William Tong	"Tutti Fruity," Little Richard
"Pulling On Depends," Malcolm Higgins	"Waiting On A Friend," The Rolling Stones
"Whole Lotta Fakin' Goin' On," William Tong	"Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On," Jerry Lee Lewis
"Digital World," Alan Friedman, Southern Discomfort	"Wonderful World," Louis Armstrong
"You Hardly Smell," Malcolm Higins	"You Wear It Well," Rod Stewart
"You're Insane," William Tong	"You're So Vain," Carly Simon
"You've Lost At Budget Dealing," William Tong	"You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling," The Righteous Brothers
August 12, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"J.Lo and Freddy," J.Marie	"Addicted," Simple Plan
"Silly Goop," Michael Pacholek	"Alley-Oop," The Hollywood Argyles
"Gives Him A Thrill," William Tong	"Blueberry Hill," Fats Domino
"Democrat Girl," Malcolm Higgins	"Cinnamon Girl," Neil Young
"Heroin Girl," Malcolm Higgins	"Cinnamon Girl," Neil Young
"Schwarzenegger," Malcolm Higgins	"Come Together," The Beatles
"Don't Stand for Election," Michael Pacholek	"Don't Stand So Close to Me," The Police
"Hyde, Why Don't You Go Get A Life," William Tong	"Got To Get You Into My Life," The Beatles
"Toilet," Louis Tan	"Home (NDP 1998 Theme Song)," Kit Chan
"Hotel Alibi For You," Don Stough	"Hotel California," Eagles
"I Want A Fat Babe," Pat Voigts	"I Want It That Way," Backstreet Boys
"Yeah, that's the NBA," Jared Lerner	"I Want it That Way," The Backstreet Boys
"I Will Revive," Kairisika	"I Will Survive," Gloria Gaynor
"I Should," NastyNoah	"I Would," Jolie & The Wanted
"His Grapes Are Sour," William Tong	"In The Midnight Hour," Wilson Pickett
"Try To Piss On This Here Fly," Guy DiRito	"Let's Just Kiss And Say Goodbye," The Manhattens
"Go Give Lott A Shove," William Tong	"Lotta Love," Nicolette Larson
"Gum Stuck In My Hair," Andy Roper	"Love Is In The Air," John Paul Young
"The Martha Stewart Song," Alan Friedman, Southern Discomfort	"Modern Major General," Gilbert & Sullivan
"Pepperoni," Malcolm Higgins	"Mony Mony," Tommy James And The Shondells
"Parody of an Unknown Song," Knautilus & Isis: The Dutchess of Dork	"My Heart Will Go On," Celine Dion
"Schwarzenegger," William Tong	"Operator," Jim Croce
"What To Pack," Mikey F	"Paint it black," Rolling Stones
"Giant Metallic Mouse," Marianne E. B. Markham	"Pretty Piece of Flesh," One Inch Punch
"Bigger Bandwidth," @ssKicker	"Rhythm Bandits," Junior Senior
"He's Rush Limbaugh, N'yea, N'yea," William Tong	"She Loves You," The Beatles
"Smells Like Hyrule Spirit," Marianne E. B. Markham	"Smells Like Teen Spirit," Nirvana
"Stupid," Floyd's Garage	"Strokin'," Clarence Carter
"I Run For Gov'nor, Maria," Michael Pacholek	"Take a Letter, Maria," R.B. Greaves
"The Ballad of Osama bin Laden," Martin J. Grumet	"The Ballad of Jed Clampett," Flatt & Scruggs and the Foggy Mountain Boys
"The Seven-Day Old Banana Song," NastyNoah	"The Banana Boat Song," Harry Belafonte
"Those Were The Days," Joseph Palermo	"Those Were The Days," Carrol O'Connor, Jean Stapleton
"Vote for Schwarzenegger," Mike Armstrong	"Walk a Little Straighter,"
"Election Day Blues," William Tong	"Wedding Bell Blues," The Fifth Dimension
"PS2 Paradise," Static	"Welcome to Paradise," GreenDay
"George W. Dilemma," outofthisworld	"White Trash Wedding," Dixie Chicks
"Mild Thang," Pat	"Wild Thing," Fancy
"Chuckstock The Amiright Story," Wild Man	"Woodstock," Crosby Stills Nash and Young
August 13, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"50 Ways (Health Plans Refuse You)," Alan Friedman, Southern Discomfort	"50 Ways (To Leave Your Lover)," Paul Simon
"A Boy Named Gray," Michael Pacholek	"A Boy Named Sue," Johnny Cash
"Halloween H90: The Death of Michael Myers," Chris Bodily TM	"American Pie," Don McLean or Madonna
"Angelica," Chris Bodily TM	"America," Neil Diamond
"They Shouldn't Run the U.S.A.," William Tong	"Back In The U.S.A.," Chuck Berry
"Link VS Ganondorf," Marianne E. B. Markham	"Buddy Holly," Weezer
"Russellitis," mizfrizl	"Cabin Fever," Muppet Treasure Island
"They're Zealots," William Tong	"Cecelia," Simon & Garfunkel
"The Cell Phone Song," Alan Friedman, Southern Discomfort	"Do You Hear What I Hear," Mormon Tabernacle Choir
"Livin' Must Be Tough As A Mime," Guy DiRito	"Give Me Just A Little More," Chairmen Of The Board
"I Need A Wee," John George	"I Feel Free," Cream
"Hyde's Not Embarassed," William Tong	"I Shot The Sheriff," Eric Clapton
"My Farter Got Broke," Guy DiRito	"I Started A Joke," The Bee Gees
"I Warsh Myself," Ghetto John	"I Touch Myself," The Divinyls
"I've Gotta Get A Package To You," Mikey F	"I've Gotta Get A Message To You," Bee Gees
"Ice Cream Man," Chris Bodily TM	"Iron Man," Black Sabbath
"Hyde's Talkin'," William Tong	"Jive Talkin'," The Bee Gees
"Lookin' Like A Crack Whore (Pop Diva Song)," Claude Prez	"Lookin' Out My Back Door," CCR
"Ahnie," Malcolm Higgins	"Money," The Beatles
"Mrs Brown You've Got An Ugly Daughter," Jazzbone	"Mrs. Brown You've Got A Lovely Daughter," Hermans Hermits
"Mr. Saddam, You've Got Loyal Daughters," Miranda Turner	"Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Daughter," Herman's Hermits
"My Brain Is... (Still Hazy)," Phil Alexander	"My Name Is... (Slim Shady)," Eminem
"Next 5 Biscuits," mizfrizl	"Next 5 Minutes," Steven Curtis Chapman
"Oh Arnold," William Tong	"Oh Carol," Neil Sedaka
"Since I Threw My Sanity Away," mizfrizl	"Only Yesterday," The Carpenters
"He'll always be Newman," Mikey F	"She's Always A Woman," Billy Joel
"Poser Girl," gcchik27	"Sk8er Boi," Avril Lavigne
"Those Florios," S.T.G.	"Sussudio," Phil Collins
"Cut The Cheese," Ghetto John	"Sympathy," Goo Goo Dolls
"My Change," mizfrizl	"The Change," Steven Curtis Chapman
"The Terminator," Jim A	"The Entertainer," Billy Joel
"The Puck," T.J. Spindler	"The Luck," Selfish wayz
"The Most Crude Politician," William Tong	"The Most Beautiful Girl," Charlie Rich
"Mink Rights," Tone-Def	"Think Twice," Eve 6
"Tie Adhesive Tape Around the Mouth of Newt," William Tong	"Tie A Yellow Ribbon 'Round the Old Oak Tree," Tony Orlando & Dawn
"Guys Like These (Dedicated to a variety of AmIRight parody authors)," Jammin' Jeff	"Times Like These," Foo Fighters
"Total Recall of the Gray," Michael Pacholek	"Total Eclipse of the Heart," Bonnie Tyler
"When I'm Sixty-Five," William Tong	"When I've Sixty-Four," The Beatles
"White House 9-1-1," Giblet O'sarcasm	"White Room," Cream
"Thank-You Kindly," Guy DiRito	"You Remind Me," Nickelback
August 14, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"There's Fool's Gold In California," Michael Pacholek	"All the Gold In California," The Gatlin Brothers
"Back to the U.S.S.R," Malcolm Higgins	"Back In The U.S.S.R," The Beatles
"Boho's so fat -sady," meNme	"Bohemian Rhapsody," Queen
"California Schemin'," Guy DiRito	"California Dreamin'," Mamas And Papas
"Re-callin' (the Gray Davis Song)," Malcolm Higgins	"Free Fallin'," Tom Petty
"RedXIII," Marianne E. B. Markham	"Frozen," Modonna
"Groovin' (Every Pitch This Afternoon)," Michael Pacholek	"Groovin' (On a Sunday Afternoon)," The Rascals
"I Like Wine," Malcolm Higgins	"I Feel Fine," The Beatles
"I Nose Mine," Malcolm Higgins	"I Me Miine," The Beatles
"He Should Have Known Better," Malcolm Higgins	"I Should Have Known Better," The Beatles
"Hang Up the Cell Phone Now," Michael Pacholek	"I Think We're Alone Now," Tommy James & the Shondells
"I'll Be Gov, Bush Wishes," William Tong	"I'll Be Home For Christmas," Bing Crosby
"He's A Liar," Malcolm Higgins	"I'm A Loser," The Beatles
"I'm So Tired ( Of The Lefty Whining)," Malcolm Higgins	"I'm So Tired," The Beatles
"Intermission (at a Wings game)," Wolveroses	"Ignition (remix)," R. Kelly
"Livin' La Vida Smoka," Kyle the Komedian	"Livin' La Vida Loca," Ricky Martin
"Love Motion No. 9," Fitu Petaia	"Love Potion No. 9," The Beatles
"Microsoft Done Wrote The Code," Guy DiRito	"Michael (Row the Boat Ashore)," Highway Men
"Modern Songbook," Michael Pacholek	"Modern Woman," Billy Joel
"Deficit Hider," Malcolm Higgins	"Paperback Writer," The Beatles
"Prop Me Up Beside the Goalpost," Cindy Robertson	"Prop Me Up Beside the Jukebox," Joe Diffie
"Sheik!," Michael Pacholek	"Shake!," Sam Cooke
"I'm Your Old Man (The Over the Hill Party Song)," Diva	"Soul Man," Sam and Dave
"The Out Of Shape Runner's Song," Tone-Def	"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious," Mary Poppins
"Tell Me Lies," Malcolm Higgins	"Tell Me Why," The Beatles
"The Swirl From the Whipped Cream," Pat	"The Girl Fom Ipanema," Stan Getz and Astrud Gilberto
"The Groper," William Tong	"The Joker," Steve Miller Band
"Buses Full of Old Broads to Atlantic City," Michael Pacholek	"The Little Old Lady from Pasadena,"
"The Wrong And Whining Left," Malcolm Higgins	"The Long And Winding Road," The Beatles
"The Right Before," Malcolm Higgins	"The Night Before," The Beatles
"The Crap Sold At Sears," Michael Pacholek	"The Tracks of My Tears," Smokey Robinson & the Miracles
"Wizarmon guy," birdboy2000	"The saga begins," Weird al Yankovic
"Talk Away, Buffay," Michael Pacholek	"Walk Away, Renee," The Left Banke
"See Ya In Court," Bob Asher	"Walk Right In," Rooftop Singers
"Hindi (the bad handwriting song)," Tone-Def	"Windy," The Association
"With A Little Help From The Reds," Malcolm Higgins	"With A Little Help From My Friends," The Beatles
"Dopey Kobe," Spaff.com	"Wooly Bully," Sam the Sham & The Pharaohs
"The Weather Song," lebeiW15	"Wouldn't It Be Nice," The Beach Boys
"You Can Call My Cell," lebeiW15	"You Can Call Me Al," Paul Simon
"You Take What I Got," Michael Pacholek	"You Got What It Takes," Marv Johnson
"You Offend Me," Michael Pacholek	"You Send Me," Sam Cooke
August 15, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"Norman, Freddy, and Michael," Earl S. Garber	"Abraham, Martin, and John," Dion
"Addicted to Drugs," Floyd's Garage	"Addicted to Love," Robert Palmer
"Newt Had No Shame," William Tong	"Ain't That A Shame," Fats Domino
"All The Things She Read," Tinkleheimer	"All The Things She Said," T.A.T.U.
"Gateways Take Forever," Guy DiRito	"Always And Forever," Luther Vandross
"Video Game Paradise," Kyle The Komedian	"Amish Paradise," Weird Al Yankovic
"Ballad of Dan Quayle," William Tong	"Ballad of Jef Clampett," Earl Scruggs & Lester Flatt
"The Bartender Shot The Thief," Shorty	"Bartender And The Thief," Steriophonics
"Blew By You," William Tong	"Blue Bayou," Roy Orbison
"Bweaking The Wabbit," Markcela	"Breaking The Habit," Linkin Park
"Round Booger," Pat	"Brown Sugar," Rolling Stones
"Quayle Calypso," William Tong	"Day O," Harry Belafonte
"Rush Is All Wind," William Tong	"Dust In The Wind," Kansas
"Eye of Sadako," Schleppy Lundo	"Eye of the Tiger," Survivor
"Run, Run, Run," William Tong	"Fun, Fun, Fun," The Beach Boys
"Give Up The Scheme," Static	"Give Up The Grudge," Gob
"Monica," William Tong	"Gloria," Shadows of Knight
"Gaunt," Germboy	"Gone," N'Sync
"Hey There Boney Girl," Guy DiRito	"Hey There Lonely Girl," Eddie Holman
"I Can't Help Feeling Disgust For You," William Tong	"I Can't Help Falling In Love With You," Elvis Presley
"I'll Get A Little Bare," Guy DiRito	"I Say A Little Prayer," Dionne Warwick
"Phoenix Coyotes," Static	"I wanna rock and roll," Kiss
"Not A Believer," William Tong	"I'm A Believer," The Monkees
"I Can't Stand Him," William Tong	"I'm Still Standing," Elton John
"Intermission (at a Pistons game)," Wolveroses	"Ignition (remix)," R. Kelly
"Basketball," Static	"Imprint," DoubleDrive
"I'm Just Not Runnin'," crazydon	"It Keeps You Runnin'," The Doobie Brothers
"Kenny, Kenny," William Tong	"Jenny, Jenny," Little Richard
"Rush Is A Pox," William Tong	"Love On The Rocks," Neil Diamond
"Mad Schemer," William Tong	"Maneater," Daryl Hall & John Oates
"Stupidityville," Tim Hall	"Margaritaville," Jimmy Buffett
"Saturday Night Specials," William Tong	"Midnight Special," Johnny Rivers
"Dumb," Markcela	"Numb," Linkin Park
"Maniac From Georgia," William Tong	"Rainy Night In Georgia," Brook Benton
"Ice Cubes 1," Lunabella	"Revolution 1," The Beatles
"No Solution," William Tong	"Revolution," The Beatles
"Save Your Last Dime For Me," William Tong	"Save The Last Dance For Me," The Drifters
"Seventy," Floyd's Garage	"Seventeen," Winger
"Scandal Time," William Tong	"Summertime," Sam Cooke
"Danny Q," William Tong	"Suzy Q," Creedence Clearwater Revival
"The California Governor Song," Static	"The Chanukah Song," Adam Sandler
"Newt Got No Wins For The Right Wing," William Tong	"Wind Beneath My Wings," Bette Midler
August 16, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"All The School Things," Joelle	"All The Small Things," Blink 182
"Band Of Goons," William Tong	"Band Of Gold," Freda Payne
"Kobe B.," BLO-TOWN	"Billie Jean," Michael Jackson
"Black Chopper," Diva & Wild Man	"Black Water," Doobie Brothres
"Standing in Line (to Go to the Bathroom)," Anonymous	"By the Way," Red Hot Chili Peppers
"Dead Wives Everywhere," 2000Jake	"Dead Bodies Everywhere," KoRn
"Dead [nappy version]," 2000Jake	"Dead," KoRn
"Did My Wife," 2000Jake	"Did My Time," KoRn
"Don't Slice on the Fairway," Mike Juergens	"Don't Sleep in the Subway," Petula Clark
"Nintendo," Guy DiRito	"Fernando," ABBA
"Hairless," Yoidy	"Helpless," Neil Young
"Candy," Michael James	"I Like Candy," Aran Carter
"In A Bed Of Broken Promises Made Up With Pretty Lies," Lisa Mizrany	"I Put Your Picture Away," Sheryl Crow/kid Rock
"Chocolates Handy," T.J. Spindler feat. Michael James	"I want Candy," Aaron Carter
"Losing Grip," Janet Melgar	"Losing Grip," Avril Lavigne
"Boobies," Tinkleheimer	"Movies," Alien Ant Farm
"Frayed Nerves," Pat	"Mr. Custer," Larry Verne
"Newt's A Real Nowhere Man," William Tong	"Nowhere Man," The Beatles
"Ode to Trent Lott," Mike Juergens	"Ode to Billie Joe," Bobbie Gentry
"Scum On The Water," William Tong	"Smoke On The Water," Deep Purple
"Some Will Chant Impeachment," William Tong	"Some Enchanted Evening," Ezio Pinza & Mary Martin
"The California Governor Song," Static	"The Hanukah Song," Adam Sandler
"Thug Luggage," Yoidy	"Thug Lovin," Ja Rule
"Trashy Fellas," Cindy Robertson	"Trashy Women," Confederate Railroad
"Without Meat," beetlecrazy12	"Without Me," Eminem
August 18, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"A Hot Dark Night (New York Blackout Song)," Adam Zen Bernstein	"A Hard Day's Night," Beatles
"A Market Like This," Ross Marshall	"A Moment Like This," Kelly Clarkson
"Related," Ross Marshall	"Addicted," Simple Plan
"Aint That Homely Yet," Malcolm Higgins	"Aint That Lonely Yet," Dwight Yoakam
"All the Wrong Things," Tinkleheimer	"All the Small Thing," Blink 182
"Arnie's Song ( Turf Him Out)," Malcolm Higgins	"Anthony's Song ( Movin Out)," Billy Joel
"Saddam On The Run," lifeincarnate	"Band On The Run," Paul McCartney and Wings
"Before The Next State Recalls," Malcolm Higgins	"Before The Next Teardrop Falls," Freddy Fender
"Butter Sweet Parody," Tinkleheimer	"Bitter Sweet Symphony," The Verve
"Gamer," Dj_elefant	"Boom!," P.O.D
"Watching The Rabbit," The Ben Man	"Breaking The Habbit," Linkin Park
"Bush, Stop," William Tong	"Bus Stop," The Hollies
"Bye Bye, Shrub," William Tong	"Bye Bye, Love," The Everly Brothers
"The Blackout Duet," WhizkidF	"Can't We Try (Just A Little Bit Harder)," Dan Hill
"McCain," William Tong	"Cocaine," Eric Clapton
"The Fool Right," William Tong	"Cool Night," Paul Davis
"Smart Shopper," Ross Marshall	"Crazy in Love," Beyoncé Knowles featuring Jay Z
"Lansing's In The Dark," Malcolm Higgins	"Dancing In The Dark," Bruce Springsteen
"Hoo-rah Idi Bitty," Guy DiRito	"Do Wah Diddy Diddy," The Exciters
"Do You Know Who Arested DMX," Fitu Petaia	"Do You Know The Way To San Jose," Dionne Warwick
"Every Mess You Make," William Tong	"Every Breath You Take," The Police
"Paint," EmiLoca	"Faint," Linkin Park
"Real Good Mime," Ross Marshall	"Feel Good Time," Pink
"Monopoly," Jon Clemence	"Fine Again," Seether
"Don't Even Got A Dime," MysteryGoat	"For The Longest Time," Billy Joel
"Pass the Gravy," Floyd's Garage	"Foxy Lady," Jimi Hendrix
"Goodbye T' Gray," Malcolm Higgins	"Goodbye T' Jane,"
"How Am I Supposed To Eat Without A Fork," MysteryGoat	"How Am I Supposed To Live Without You," Michael Bolton
"I Pray A Bitter Failure For You," William Tong	"I Say A Little Prayer For You," Dionne Warwick
"That Kudzu Vine," Merry & Pippin	"I Walk the Line," Johnny Cash
"I'm An Alien," MysteryGoat	"I Will Love Again," Lara Fabian
"He's A Liar," Malcolm Higgins	"I'm On Fire," Bruce Springsteen
"Jeepers, Freepers," William Tong	"Jeepers, Creepers," Louis Armstrong
"Knocking On My Front Door," Mikey F	"Knocking On Heaven's Door," Bob Dylan
"Lifestyle Of Avril The Poser," MegZy	"Lifestyles Of The Rich And The Famous," Good Charlotte
"Sleepin' in Times Square," New York Chick	"Livin' on a Prayer," Bon Jovi
"Goin' Out of My Gourd," Melhi	"Lookin' Out My Back Door," Creedence Clearwater Revival
"Father and Child Reunion," William Tong	"Mother and Child Reunion," Paul Simon
"The Terminator," William Tong	"My Generation," The Who
"Mark Chmura," William Tong	"My Sharona," The Knack
"Limbaugh Claims He Means No Harm," William Tong	"Old McDonald Had A Farm," Nursery Rhyme
"Fred or Jason?," Chris Bodily TM	"Perry Mason," Ozzy Osbourne
"Bush Would Limit Our Freedom," William Tong	"Philadelphia Freedom," Elton John
"Puppet Who Is King," William Tong	"Puppet On A String," Elvis Presley
"Quagmire," William Tong	"Rag Doll," The Four Seasons
"Grilled Cheese," Alonzo McCord aka Sweet Tooth the Pimp aka Mr Waters	"Right Thurr," Chingy
"Trip to the Buffet," Ross Marshall	"Rock Your Body," Justin Timberlake
"Kick His Booty," William Tong	"Shake Your Booty," K.C. & The Sunshine Band
"Leftist Man," Malcolm Higgins	"Sharp Dressed Man," ZZ Top
"Man or Woman?," Merry & Pippin	"She's Always a Woman," Billy Joel
"Something About The Way You Took The Right," Malcolm Higgins	"Something About The Way You Look Tonight," Elton John
"Lacy's Girls," M.S.G	"Stacy's Mom," Fountains of Wayne
"Grid Down," Guy DiRito	"Sundown," Gordon Lightfoot
"Arnie," Malcolm Higgins	"Sunny," Bobby Hebb
"Turfin' Gray Today," Malcolm Higgins	"Surfin Usa," The Beach Boys
"(what have I)Swallowed," Tinkleheimer	"Swallowed," Bush
"The Ballad of Bob (The New York City Blackout)," Robert J. Pagliaro	"The Ballad of Jed (Theme from The Beverly Hillbillies)," Paul Henning
"Those Crunchy Taco Bell Tacos," Ryan Smith	"The Hardest Button to Button," The White Stripes
"The Night The Lights Went Out In New York," Bubba	"The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia," Vicki Lawrence
"Ode To Qui-Gon (He Died On Naboo)," MysteryGoat	"This I Promise You," N'Sync
"This Year's Misses ( The Gray Davis Song)," Malcolm Higgins	"This Year's Kisses," Dick Powell ( 1937)
"D'Amato," William Tong	"Tomorrow," Musical
"Learn This Phone," Guy DiRito	"Turn To Stone," Electric Light Orchestra
"Blister The Right Today," William Tong	"Twistin' The Night Away," Sam Cooke
"He Can't Smirk It Out," William Tong	"We Can Work It Out," The Beatles
"We Can Turf Him Out," Malcolm Higgins	"We Can Work It Out," The Beatles
"My N-64," Malcolm Higgins	"When I'm Sitxy Four," The Beatles
"When The Lights Went Out," Malcolm Higgins	"When The Lights Are Out," Slade
"He's Lying Now," William Tong	"Who's Crying Now," Journey
"Why Can't We Go Fart," Fitu Petaia	"Why Can't We Be Friends," WAR
August 19, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"(The Lights Went Out In) New York City," Michael Pacholek	"(The Lights Went Out In) Massachusetts," The Bee Gees
"Ode to the Terminator," Bob O'Mara	"American Pie," Don McLean
"He's a Flop," Michael Pacholek	"At the Hop," Danny & the Juniors
"Back On the Jane Bang," Michael Pacholek	"Back On the Chain Gang," The Pretenders
"In the Black," Jim A	"Back in Black," Ac/Dc
"Bones In My Body," Michael Hack	"Born To Be Wild," Steppenwolf
"Rush, Stop," William Tong	"Bus Stop," The Hollies
"Chad-a-counta Zoo Zoo," David Jensen	"Chattanooga Choo Choo," Tex Beneke and The Modernaires
"Oy Vey (The Blackout Song)," Michael Pacholek	"Day-O (The Banana Boat Song)," Harry Belafonte
"Everything," Raedyn	"Everywhere," Michelle Branch
"Vietnam," M.S.G	"Faint," Linkin Park
"Hey, Master Yoda," Michael Pacholek	"Gee, Officer Krupke," Mickey Calin
"Hunted," Christian Spindler	"Haunted," Evanescence
"Stampede," T.J. Spindler	"Haunted," Evanescence
"Trying to Flee," Tinkleheimer	"Here With Me," Dido
"Hey Job," Floyd's Garage	"Hey Joe," Jimi Hendrix
"Why Can't Iraqis be More Like the Brits?," Mike Juergens	"Hymn to Him," Rex Harrison
"Intoxication," Evildog	"Intuition," Jewel
"Last Dis (ballad of Patrick Dennehy)," snsanty	"Last Kiss," Pearl Jam
"Rush Is Crazy and a Liar," William Tong	"Light My Fire," The Doors
"Shrub Is In Despair," William Tong	"Love Is In The Air," John Paul Young
"Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Twinkie," Spaff.com	"Medley...Stars on 45," Stars on 45 (Wanna-Beatles)
"Pleasant Board Game Sunday," Michael Pacholek	"Pleasant Valley Sunday," The Monkees
"Ugly Woman," Diseased Minds	"Pretty Woman," Roy Orbison
"Right Wing Agenda," William Tong	"Return To Sender," Elvis Presley
"Homeless," Glenn Rickert	"Shameless," Billy Joel
"Sinus Is Moldin'," Guy DiRito	"Silence Is Golden," Four Seasons
"Fried Dirt," Pat	"Silence is Golden," Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons
"Polish Main," Yoidy	"Spanish Main," Coral
"My Ladle Song," M.S.G	"The Dreidel Song," Traditional
"(U Wouldn't Wanna ) Touch This," Yoidy	"U Can't Touch This," Hammer
"Ode to Barney The Dinosaur II," J.Marie	"Viva Forever," Spice Girls
"Why Do Blacks Make Fun Of Us?," Floyd's Garage	"What If God Was One Of Us?," Sharon Osbourne
"Smirking, But He's Going To Lose," William Tong	"Workin' At The Carwash Blues," Jim Croce
"Couldn't We Be Twice?," Merry & Pippin	"Wouldn't It Be Nice?," The Beach Boys
August 20, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"All Day I Dream About Skateboarding," 2000Jake	"A.D.I.D.A.S," KoRn
"After The Votin'," Malcolm Higgins	"After The Lovin," Engelbert Humperdinck
"They're All The Same," Malcolm Higgins	"Ain't That A Shame," Fats Domino
"Alone I Smoke Crack," 2000Jake	"Alone I Break," KoRn
"Am I Going Lazy?," 2000Jake	"Am I Going Crazy?," KoRn
"Enraged," B.L. Seuberlich	"Amazed," Lone Star
"They're Mad At Reno Now," William Tong	"Bad, Bad Leroy Brown," Jim Croce
"Ball Young," 2000Jake	"Ball Tongue," KoRn
"Fruity Song," Cosmic	"Cheeky Song," Cheeky Girls
"Fag," 2000Jake	"Clown," KoRn
"Spending," 2000Jake	"Counting," KoRn
"Dead Babies Everywhere," 2000Jake	"Dead Bodies Everywhere," KoRn
"Dirty Mind," 2000Jake	"Dirty," KoRn
"Easier With A Gun," Markcela	"Easier To Run," Linkin Park
"They Tell Lies," Malcolm Higgins	"Edelweiss," Public Domain
"Everybody Wants To Rule This Site," Malcolm Higgins	"Everybody Wants To Rule The World," Tears For Fears
"Paint," Markcela	"Faint," Linkin Park
"Pleasure.09," Markcela	"Figur.09," Linkin Park
"For ME," 2000Jake	"For You," KoRn
"Freaky Fred (Courage the Cowardly Dog)," GB	"Freaky Friday," Aqua
"Dumb, Dumb, Dumb," Michael Pacholek	"Fun, Fun, Fun," The Beach Boys
"Mac's Paradise," D. Paquet	"Gangsta's Paradise," Coolio
"Golden Stumbler, Carry That Ball, Tight End," Michael Pacholek	"Golden Slumbers, Carry That Weight, The End," The Beatles
"Way To Go, W.," William Tong	"Hello, Mary Lou," Rick Nelson
"Hey Mommy," 2000Jake	"Hey Daddy," KoRn
"Campaign California," Michael Pacholek	"Hotel California," The Eagles
"How Much Is The Debt In California?," Malcolm Higgins	"How Much Is That Doggie In The Window," Public Domain
"We Can't See Clearly Now In Houston," William Tong	"I Can See Clearly Now," Johnny Nash
"Their God Is Rush," William Tong	"I'm Not In Love," 10cc
"Look You Have Made Me A Thong Hun," Royce Miller	"Look What They've Done to My Song Ma," Melanie
"W.'s Trying To Attack Al Gore," William Tong	"Lookin' Out My Back Door," Creedence Clearwater Revival
"You Fall Away Tonight," 2000Jake	"Loose You Tonight," H.I.M
"Souie, Souie," The Punster	"Louie, Louie," The Kingsmen
"Dryer Ate My Sock," Merry & Pippin	"Loves Me Like a Rock," Paul Simon
"Flying From You," Markcela	"Lying From You," Linkin Park
"Arnie, Blow Away That Whore," Malcolm Higgins	"Michael Row The Boat Ashore,"
"Jesse Orosco," Jeff Reuben	"Mr. Roboto," Styx
"Need To (version 2)," 2000Jake	"Need To," KoRn
"Schwarzenegger," Malcolm Higgins	"Oh Susanna," Public Domain
"One Dump (Ozzy Ozbourne style)," Alex Zander	"One Jump Ahead (Aladdin)," Disney
"Half Time Burger," Steven Cavanagh	"Part Time Lover," Stevie Wonder
"Piece of my Fart," Danica	"Piece Of My Heart," Janis Joplin
"Jokeymon," T.J. Spindler	"Pokemon Theme," Ken Sugimori
"Texecution," William Tong	"Revolution," The Beatles
"Tax Plan," William Tong	"Roxanne," The Police
"Smirk's Out Of Control," William Tong	"Shake, Rattle & Roll," Big Joe Turner
"She'd Rather Play For Me," Michael Pacholek	"She'd Rather Be With Me," The Turtles
"10,000 Words Long," Whitness	"Somewhere I Belong," Linkin Park
"Trenchcoat Man," Kristy	"Superman," Eminem
"Their Defeat Goes On," William Tong	"The Beat Goes On," Sonny & Cher
"That Newt Was Sent A-Walkin'," William Tong	"These Boots Were Made For Walkin'," Nancy Sinatra
"Trailor Trash," 2000Jake	"Trash," KoRn
"Unelectable," William Tong	"Unforgettable," Nat King Cole
"Wake Up With An Uzi," Malcolm Higgins	"Wake Up Little Susie," Everley Brothers
"Wake The Ducks Up," 2000Jake	"Wake Up," KoRn
"We Are Family," Pat	"We Are Family," Sister Sledge
"Who Can They Beat Now," William Tong	"Who Can It Be Now," Men At Work
"Why Do Fools Fall For Rush," William Tong	"Who Do Fools Fall In Love," Frankie Lymon & The Teenagers
"Picked On By The Seniors," lebeiW15	"Wrapped Around Your Finger," The Police
"Swept Away," William Tong	"Yesterday," The Beatles
August 21, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"50 Candidates for Gov'ner," Mikey F	"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover," Paul Simon
"Take A Look At My Boyfriend," SuperVamp	"Breakfast in America," Supertramp
"Seaman Corpses," 2000Jake	"Cheerleader Corpses," Pig Destroyer
"Dark Feast," 2000Jake	"Dark Satellites," Pig Destroyer
"Bake Away," 2000Jake	"Fade Away," Seether
"Fine Wine," 2000Jake	"Fine Again," Seether
"I Guess That�s Why The Yankees Can't Lose," wdh	"I Guess that�s Why they Call it the Blues," Elton John
"Gimme a Buck," Floyd's Garage	"I Wanna Rock," Twisted Sister
"Chevy Song," Static	"I Want It That Way," Backstreet Boys
"In A Thong," Frank Lockner	"I'll Have To Say I Love You In A Song," Jim Croce
"La La La Thong," Yoidy	"La La Long," Full Circle
"I Am The Trainer-man," D. Paquet	"Lollipop, Candyman," Aqua
"Find Blame," William Tong	"Mind Games," John Lennon
"On Top Of Teen-Turtles," Michael Hack	"On Top Of Spaghetti," Traditional
"Return to Vendor," Yoidy	"Return to Sender," Elvis Presley
"Walk Away (The McDonalds Song)," Michael Quinn	"Runaway," Linkin Park
"Help Desk Crew," Guy DiRito	"Song Sung Blue," Neil Diamond
"Stupid, Song," L. Mike	"Superman," Five For Fighting
"Sweet Home California," Static	"Sweet Home Alabama," Lynyrd Skynyrd
"You Have No Proof," Whitness	"The Leaving Song Pt. II," AFI
"Report from a weekend Uno Tournament(U,N,O)," wdh	"Who are You," The Who
"Hewmon, Hewmon," Guy DiRito	"Woman, Woman," Gary Puckett and The Union Gap
"Search It," Wolveroses	"Work It," Missy Elliot
August 22, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"A Mystery Food," Tone-Def	"Addicted," Simple Plan
"I Don�t Want To Be In This Temporal Cold War," Know 1 can hear you dream	"Blasphemous Rumours," Depeche Mode
"Brother John's PATRIOT Salvation Show," William Tong	"Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show," Neil Diamond
"Closure Time," Jeff Reuben	"Closing Time," Semisonic
"Gravy," Michael Pacholek	"Crazy," Patsy Cline
"Shifty Ways To Lose The Culture," Guy DiRito	"Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover," Paul Simon
"Not Today," Static	"Get Away," (hed) pe
"Failing English," EmiLoca	"Going Under," Evanescence
"Gaunt," Germboy	"Gone," N'Sync
"They Ran Aground," William Tong	"I Get Around," The Beach Boys
"If Tomorrow Never Comes (R16)," Luzette	"If Tomorrow Never Comes," Ronan Keating
"We Loathe War Bluster From This Czar," William Tong	"Just The Way You Are," Billy Joel
"More Human than Hu-Nan," Yoidy	"More Human than Human," Rob Zombie
"Harley Davidson," Diva & Wild Man	"Mrs. Robinson," Simon & Garfunkle
"Cop," Wolveroses	"Pig," Seether
"They Tried To Railroad Bill," William Tong	"Railroad Bill," Traditional
"Return to Bender," Michael Pacholek	"Return to Sender," Elvis Presley
"Baking A Cake For You," Fitu Petaia	"Saving All My Love For You," Whitney Houston
"Show Me Your Powers," Germboy	"Show Me Your Colors," S Club 7
"Fisherman," George Skok	"Sk8er Boi," Avril Lavigne
"Stuck In The Middle With You," sqwark.com	"Stuck In The Middle With You," Stealer's Wheel
"Iraq's Chemical Ali," Malcolm Higgins	"The Black Superman Muhammad Ali," Johnny Wakelin & The Kinshasa Band
"The Stupid One," William Tong	"The Seventh Son," Johnny Rivers
"Busking," sqwark.com	"Trucking," Grateful Dead
"Wild Man," Michael Pacholek	"Wild Night," Van Morrison
August 23, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"Hot Dog Buns," Tinkleheimer	"Air Force Ones," Nelly
"Bodies," Wolveroses	"Bodies," Drowning Pool
"Doctor Visit," Ross Marshall	"Bring Me To Life," Evanescence
"Celebrate Hanukah," Ross Marshall	"Celebration," Kool & The Gang
"Shutting Down The Unit," B. O'Connor	"Cleaning Out My Closet," Eminem
"Pox," Tinkleheimer	"Clocks," Coldplay
"Pistachio Ice Cream," Ross Marshall	"Dancing Queen," ABBA
"Human! Give Me Oomox!," Know 1 can hear you dream	"Don't You Want Me?," Human League
"Food Fetish," Ross Marshall	"Don�t Wanna Try No More," Frankie J
"Write Parodies," Know 1 can hear you dream	"Everybody�s Free (to wear sunscreen)," Baz Luhrmann
"A Song for the X-Men," Ross Marshall	"Fighter," Christina Aguilera
"Girls and Noise," EmiLoca	"Girls and Boys," Good Charlotte
"Hero Sandwich," Johnny Ancich	"Hero," Chad Kroeger
"Hip To Be Queer," Guy DiRito	"Hip To Be Square," Huey Lewis And The News
"Musical Tribute to The Hulk," Ross Marshall	"Hungry Like the Wolf," Duran Duran
"I Am A Pan Of Off-Slant Bread Dough," Adagio	"I Am A Man Of Constant Sorrow," Norman Blake
"I Just Want To Say That Song Sucked," Tim Hall	"I Just Called To Say I Love You," Stevie Wonder
"My NFL Story (Detroit Lions)," Wolveroses	"I Want It That Way," Backstreet Boys
"Tasty Lemonade," Ross Marshall	"Lady Marmalade," Mia, Pink, L�il Kim, and Christina Aguilera
"Faked It," Luck_Ran_Short	"Naked," Avril Lavigne
"Shop," Ross Marshall	"Pop," N'Sync
"She Needs Tissues," Rodrigo Salazar	"She's Got Issues," The Offspring
"Smells Like Another Loss ( A Detroit Tiger Parody," Pat Voigts	"Smells Like Teen Spirit," Nirvana
"Supermass," Rodrigo Salazar	"Superman," Goldfinger
"The Opposite ( The Rappers Anthem)," BliNd	"The Heritic Anthem," SlipKnoT
"These Gays," Tinkleheimer	"These Days," Alien Ant Farm
"Enos," Guy DiRito	"Venus," Shocking Blue
"Werewolves of Chicago," J. Phillip	"Werewolves of London," Warren Zevon
August 25, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"Shrub Caused Sickening Slaughter," William Tong	"(Love Is) Thicker Than Water," Andy Gibb
"Burgerboy (remix)," Saider Eiegle	"Baby Boy," Beyonce' featuring Sean Paul
"Play Hooky From School," lebeiW15	"Be True To Your School," The Beach Boys
"Cleobury's Beasts," WhizkidF	"Beauty and the Beast," Beauty and the Beast Soundtrack
"Pits and Creases," Jan Hayes	"Bit's And Pieces," Dave Clark 5
"Green Booger," Floyd's Garage	"Brown Sugar," Rolling Stones
"Dolly Parton," Floyd's Garage	"California Girls," Beach Boys
"Learning Time (Back to School Anthem)," WhizkidF	"Crying Time," Ray Charles
"Fat Skipper," Floyd's Garage	"Day Tripper," Beatles
"Don't Kill the Album," Chris Bodily TM	"Don't Fear the Reaper," Blue �yster Cult
"Who's That Makin' That Fart?," Guy DiRito	"Don't Go Breakin' My Heart," Elton John and Kiki Dee
"Won't Stop Aggrieving," William Tong	"Don't Stop Believing," Journey
"Won't Stop Deceiving," William Tong	"Don't Stop Believing," Olivia Newton-John
"Give Me the DEET, Boy!," Spaff.com	"Drift Away," Dobie Gray
"Eye OF Metallica," okeydokey	"Eye Of The Beholder," Metallica
"Another Song Without A Name," MysteryGoat	"Falling For The First Time," BareNaked Ladies
"The E.P.D.," A. S. Fulkerson	"Harper Valley P.T.A.," Tom T. Hall / Dolly Pardon.
"I Remember Michael," 1 million 2 one	"I Remember Larry," Weird Al Yankovic
"I Am A Nerd," BliNd	"I Will Be Heard," Hatebreed
"The Classroom," lebeiW15	"In My Room," The Beach Boys
"At The Start," salman	"In The End," Linkin park
"Repo Man," Floyd's Garage	"Iron Man," Black Sabbath
"Sleepy Before Midnight," Floyd's Garage	"Livin' After Midnight," Judas Priest
"Lucas," Floyd's Garage	"Luka," Suzanne Vega
"Combo Number 5," Ross Marshall	"Mambo Number 5," Lou Bega
"Screwed Up Another Diet," releck_lar!	"More Than Words," Xtreme
"My Diploma," Zak Randall	"My Sharona," The Knacks
"Faked It," Luck_Ran_Short	"Naked," Avril Lavigne
"Nobody's Meal," Tinkleheimer	"Nobody's Real," Powerman 5000
"Biggy Size," MysteryGoat	"Otherside," Red Hot Chilli Peppers
"Gollum's Song," EmiLoca	"Paint it Black," Rolling Stones
"Tumbling In Circles," David Jensen	"Running In Circles," Lalaine
"Big Bruises," D. Paquet	"Scar Tissue," Red Hot Chilipeppers
"Filing Cases Bum Times," Guy DiRito	"Smiling Faces Sometimes," The Undisputed Truth
"Sunning On My Boulder," Royce Miller	"Sunshine On My Shoulder," John Denver
"Screech Woman," Adagio	"Witchy Woman," Eagles
"ACLU," Guy DiRito	"YMCA," Village People
"You Oughta Grow," Diva	"You Oughta Know," Alanis Morissette
August 26, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"(My Car's) So far Away," M.S.G	"(I Ran) So Far Away," Flock of Seagulls
"Adam's Bong," Tinkleheimer	"Adam's Song," Blink 182
"Viet Cong Pie," Wang	"American Pie," Don Mclean
"Tell Me I'm a Diva," Sharon Krebs	"Are You Happy Now?," Michelle Branch
"Bedpans," A Room Full Of Monkeys	"Badlands," Bruce Springsteen
"Meth," Floyd's Garage	"Beth," KISS
"Junk In Closet," lebeiW15	"Brass In Pocket," The Pretenders
"Wish They All Could Lead California," Spaff.com	"California Girls," The Beach Boys
"Telemarketers," EmiLoca	"Crash and Burn," Savage Garden
"Pie Of The Diaper," A Room Full Of Monkeys	"Eye Of The Tiger," Survivor
"900 Hotline," Mikey F	"Good Morning Starshine," Orien
"Homeless Shelter," Floyd's Garage	"Helter Skelter," Beatles
"I Don't Like Rugs (Dogs Use To Pee)," Tinkleheimer	"I Don't Like Drugs (But Drugs Like Me)," Marilyn Manson
"A Diet For Me," Ross Marshall	"It's Gonna Be Me," N'Sync
"Appetite," Ross Marshall	"It's My LIfe," Jon Bon Jovi
"Leader (Aisle Be Bach)," Guy DiRito	"Leader Of The Pack," The Shrangi-Las
"Poopy-Doo," Floyd's Garage	"Love me Do," Beatles
"(I Just Crashed My) Brand New Car," Floyd's Garage	"Lucky Star," Madonna
"Temp Job," Tim Hall	"Maggie's Farm," Bob Dylan
"Gluten," Ross Marshall	"Music," Madonna
"Rust Cat Flub," Guy DiRito	"Muskrat Love," America
"Old Time Pasta Bowl," Diva	"Old Time Rock and Roll," Bob Seger
"My Pornography," Floyd's Garage	"Private Property," Judas Priest
"Release Me," Royce Miller	"Release Me," Engelbert Humperdinck
"Sometimes At Dinner," Guy DiRito	"Sometimes In Winter," Blood Sweat and Tears
"Springtime for Myutsuu," MidgetMyutsuu	"Springtime for Hitler," The Producers
"Wronger," Ross Marshall	"Stronger," Britney Spears
"Strawberry Jam," Jinky Williams	"Summer Jam," The Underdog Project
"Breakin' All The Dishes," a room full of monkeys	"Takin Care Of Business," BTO
"The Bestest Part of Waking Up," Ross Marshall	"The Hardest Part of Breaking Up," 2gether
"SoBig, Blaster, Nachi," Jim A	"Truly Madly Deeply," Savage Garden
"I'm Smokin' Weed Now!," Floyd's Garage	"Who Can It Be Now?," Men at Work
"You're A Hog," Ross Marshall	"You're A God," Vertical Horizon
"Your Mommy Screws The Fed-Ex Man," Jared Lerner	"Your Body is a Wonderland," John Mayer
August 27, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"Addicted ( The food song)," DaChazman	"Addicted," Simple Plan
"Rebootin'," Guy DiRito	"Barefootin'," Robert Parker
"Bush And War," Lisa	"Boys and Girls," Good Charlotte
"Cleaning Out My Focus," Stubbs	"Cleaning Out My Closet," Eminem
"I Am Not A Jew," Ross Marshall	"Come On Over Baby (All I Want Is You)," Christina Aguilera
"Ambush In The Streets," Bob Gomez	"Dancing In The Street," Martha and The Vandellas
"Anal Vice," Spaff.com	"Edelweiss," Rodgers & Hammerstein
"It Needs To Snow," Ross Marshall	"I Need To Know," Marc Anthony
"I Wanna Quit This Band," Golden Pirana	"I Wanna Hold Your Hand," The Beatles
"I'm The Duck," Anti_duckz	"I'm With You," Avril Lavigne
"Lifestyles of the Poor and the Homeless," Comedy Guy	"Lifestyles of the Rich and the Famous," Good Charlotte
"Beaten by Miranda," Urvy J.	"Living in America," James Brown
"Hungry," Ross Marshall	"Lucky," Britney Spears
"Take a S--T," BLO-TOWN	"Magic Stick," Lil' Kim feat. 50 cent
"Mama MILF," Floyd's Garage	"Metal Health," Quiet Riot
"No Such Thing (as Santa Claus)," cosmic	"No Such Thing," John Mayer
"Pretty Wry (for a non-bi)," Tinkleheimer	"Pretty Fly (for a white guy)," The Offspring
"Whacked in Jail," Royce Miller	"Spinning Wheel," Blood Sweat & Tears
"Recall California," Bob Gomez	"Sweet Home Alabama," Lynyrd Skynyrd
"The Ghosts of Puberty," Aaron Panccia	"The Ghosts of You and Me," Less Than Jake
"Where Bryant Sleeps Tonight," Bob Gomez	"The Lion Sleeps Tonight," The Tokens
"Time To Clean Up," Cathy Almeida	"Theme from Love Story," Andy Williams
"This Gun Ban," A Room Full Of Monkeys	"This Old Man," Traditional
"Those Were The Days, Hussein," Bob Gomez	"Those Were The Days, My Friend," Mary Hopkins
"Time For Me To Lie," A Room Full Of Monkeys	"Time For Me To Fly," REO Speedwagon
"I Is A Idiod," Michael James	"We Are The Champions," Queen
"When I Feed You," Cathy Almeida	"When I Need You," Leo Sayer
"Wrapped Around my Fender," Floyd's Garage	"Wrapped Around your Finger," The Police
"You Can't Say That," Bob Gomez	"You Can't Do That," The Beatles
August 28, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"Always Getting More Alimony," Floyd's Garage	"Always Something There To Remind Me," Naked Eyes
"Bush just go Home," Floyd's Garage	"Bad to the Bone," George Thorogood
"Too Baaaddd !!!," Kaito Kid	"Bad," Michael Jackson
"Ballad Of The Mean Bully," Ethan Mawyer	"Ballad Of The Green Berets," Staff Sgt. Barry Sadler
"I Believe I Can Die," Jack Treese	"I Believe I Can Fly," R. Kelly
"Rambo, No. 5," Static	"Mambo No. 5," Lou Bega
"Man Who's Dressed Like Zorro," A Room Full Of Monkeys	"Man Of Constant Sorrow," Soggy Bottom Boys
"My Hubby's Promotion," Cathy Almeida	"My Bonny Lies Over The Ocean," Various Artists
"Ode to the Home Depot," Comedy Guy	"My Heart Will Go On," Celine Dion
"My Cocaine Habit," Floyd's Garage	"My Prerogative," Bobby Brown
"Nothin' but some Hair Spray," Floyd's Garage	"Nothin' but a Good Time," Poison
"One Step Closer (to The Loo)," Cosmic	"One Step Closer (to The Edge)," Linkin Park
"Worshipping the Devil," Floyd's Garage	"Runnin' with the Devil," Van Halen
"Loose Some Weight," Del del	"Say My Name," Destiny's Child
"Tease the Monkey," Floyd's Garage	"Shock the Monkey," Peter Gabrial
"Site for Clamped Thighs," Lucidlupin Leebee	"Sight for Sore Eyes," M People
"Thrower Boy," Thrower girl (whoops this one, not the other!)	"Sk8ter Boi," Avril Lavigne
"Smegma," Cosmic And Princess Cherry Bomb	"Snake," R Kelly
"Winnin' Meals," Guy DiRito	"Spinnin' Wheel," Blood Sweat and Tears
"Berries Are Nutritious," A Room Full Of Monkeys	"Superstition," Stevie Wonder
"The Middle (of an Oreo)," Comedy Guy	"The Middle," Jimmy Eat World
"Werewolves of London Baseball," Static	"Werewolves of London," Warren Zevon
"My Towel Won't Dry," freakish_cat	"When Mermaids Cry," Eagle Eye Cherry
August 29, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"Mend Me, Tape Me," Guy DiRito	"Bend Me, Shape Me," The American Breed
"Shower," S.T.G.	"Bother," Stone Sour
"Star Trek Convention," Comedy Guy	"Copacabana," Barry Manilow
"Headed For A Fight," William Tong	"Couldn't Get It Right," Climax Blues Band
"Exodus of Roy Moore," William Tong	"Exodus," Pat Boone
"Sauron," Steven Cavanagh	"Gaston," Disney's
"OPC Song," Luzette & Greer	"Good Riddance (Time of Your Life," Green Day
"Moore's Slabs Of Rock," William Tong	"I Am A Rock," Simon & Garfunkel
"I Love Sloppy Joes," A Room Full Of Monkeys	"I Love Rock And Roll," Joan Jett And The Blackhearts
"Because You Whine," A Room Full Of Monkeys	"I Walk The Line," Johnny Cash
"In Detroit," Wolveroses	"In Da Club," 50 Cent
"Harry's Song," Luzette & Caris	"It Was A Very Good Year," Robbie Williams
"I Won the Lotto," S.T.G.	"Mr. Roboto," Styx
"Just A Toad Again," Royce Miller	"On the Road Again," Willie Nelson
"Thing Of Fire," A Room Full Of Monkeys	"Ring Of Fire," Johnny Cash
"Laura's Dad," Kitty	"Stacy's Mom," Fountains of Wayne
"Dumb(Pokemon hater's song)," birdboy2000	"Strange," Digimon 02(Dub)
"Unterseeboot," Greer & Luzette (help from Alex for one line)	"Under The Sea," Samuel E. Wright (Sebastain)
August 30, 2003
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"13 and Wife," Merry & Pippin	"18 and Life," Skid Row
"A Day In The Life Of A Politician," Michi Bartz	"A Day In The Life," The Beatles
"A Teenage Pitching Ace," Michael Pacholek	"A Teenager In Love," Dion & the Belmonts
"Go Buy Lowe's," Ross Marshall	"Bailamos," Enrique Igleseas
"Yeoman under Captain Kirk," Know 1 can hear you dream	"Blackout," Scorpions
"Pie, Pie, Pie," Ross Marshall	"Bye, Bye, Bye," N'Sync
"California's Screamin'," Loose Bruce Kerr	"California Dreamin'," Mamas & Poppas
"Marijuana Laws," A Room Full Of Monkeys	"California Girls," Beach Boys
"Pokemon Hater," Static	"Chapter Four," Avenged Sevenfold
"Avocado," Adagio	"Desperado," Eagles
"Do You Want To Know Your Future," Michi Bartz	"Do You Want To Know A Secret," The Beatles
"Wider," Corey Black	"Fighter," Christina Aguilera
"Tons, Guns, Drugs," A Room Full Of Monkeys	"Fun, Fun, Fun," Beach Boys
"Get the Cookout Started," Christina Aggravateher	"Get The Party Started," Pink
"Listerine," Jared	"Glycerine," Bush
"Hit the Store," Markcela	"Hit the Floor," Linkin Park
"Your Girlfriend Looks Like a Hound Dog," Comedy Guy	"Hound Dog," Elvis Presley
"I Am The Schoolboy," Michi Bartz	"I Am The Walrus," The Beatles
"I Guess That's Why These Ballgames We Blew," Michael Pacholek	"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues," Elton John
"I Knew I Loved You Before I Ate You," Ross Marshall	"I Knew I Loved You Before I Met You," Savage Garden
"I Hate Escarole," Royce Miller	"I Love Rock-n-Roll," Joan Jett
"Pit of Fire," snsanty	"Lake of Fire," Nirvana
"Better Than Life," Ross Marshall	"Larger Than Life," Backstreet Boys
"Sleepdriver," Fitu Petaia	"Lowrider," WAR
"Mall Rats And Englishmen Comes Out When The Power�s Down," Know 1 can hear you dream	"Mad dogs and Englishmen," Noel Coward
"Her Way," A Room Full Of Monkeys	"My Way," Frank Sinatra
"Dumb," Shorty	"Numb," Linkin Park
"One Step Closer," 3214OTSP	"One Step Closer," Linkin Park
"Oops...I Ate It Again," Ross Marshall	"Oops...I Did It Again," Britney Spears
"So Sue Me, Cause You Got Bumped Around," Guy DiRito	"Ruby, Don't Take Your Love To Town," Kenny Rogers
"UPS Man," Comedy Guy	"Secret Agent Man," Johnny Rivers
"Egg And Bacon Omelette," Ethan Mawyer	"Seven Nation Army," The White Stripes
"Mars," Ross Marshall	"Smooth," Santana featuring Rob Thomas
"Teacher Vs. Student," Infectedlildude	"Still Waiting," Sum 41
"Summer Of 69," Stewart	"Summer Of 69," Bryan Adams
"Take a Chance Card Please," Billy Florio	"Take A Chance On Me," ABBA
"The Nun," Ross Marshall	"The One," Backstreet Boys
"Food Song," Ross Marshall	"Thong Song," Sisqo
"Litigious," Merry & Pippin	"Vicious," Lou Reed
"Dumpling," Adagio	"Wild Thing," Troggs

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