Smell in my mouth has been headed south
My dentist advised that I revise
The mouthwash I used, now I'm confused
Now's the time to worrry why
My teeth not white
Now turning grey
Now they're here rotting away
I never brush, remember that
I forgot where the toothpaste's at
Don't let your teeth go; Buy
Listerine

Breath is never good
It stinks up all the time
If worse, it would
Start to attract some flies
Munched on some veal
And then a cheese wheel
After I eat pie
You can see strawberry seeds

If you treat your mouth this bad
You'll wreck your face
Cannot take more
This has got an awful taste
Don't let your teeth go, buy.....
Could have been easier on these
It got worse right after the cheese
Now my teeth are down to three
So old friends, fear becoming me.
Listerine
Listerine
Don't let your teeth go, buy....
Listerine
Listerine

Pureed rice again
Pureed rice again
As they fall out of me

I kept eating more
Kept on brushing less
I cannot smile, not depressed
There might just be
Something beneath
That's just fine
That's the last of my teeth
Don't let your teeth go, buy
Could have been easier on these
Listerine