One, two, three, four, five
Rambo, you're a Falcon, time to drive
To training camp with other receivers
And, yes, I know you're the tenth
But who knows, we might need ya
Cut the team down to 53
Except injured players by Monday
Wideouts, Finneran, Peerless, Gaylor, and Dunbar
It'll be hard for you to get very far
So what can I do? You would be the cut
Except Jenkins and McCord both had enough
Both got hurt, it's all good for you so
Get to team facilities

Chorus
If you want a quarterback who is quick
Definitely go with Michael Vick
Guaranteed passes, I know ya want some
You can catch a few with Dougie Johnson
Kittner was traded for you, he was a wreck
Catch some passes from Tim Hasselbeck
If you need warming up cause you got the shivers
Get your game face on with David Rivers
Whaaa...

Jump up and down don't drop balls on the ground
If you drop the pass then we'll all hear the sound
Coach Reeves comes with your pink slip
Hurdle the safeties, don't get tripped
Through 20 wweks, you've done all right
It's Week 21: Super Bowl tonight!

Chorus 2x

I'd do all to be big and fat just like you
Now I can't run, now I can't hide
Cause I got a huge behind
Rambo #5