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Song Parodies -> "Yeoman under Captain Kirk"
Original Song Title:
"Blackout"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Scorpions
Parody Song Title:
"Yeoman under Captain Kirk"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
This one is dedicated to Yeoman Randy in the original series. Well, you never know... ;-)
My tractorbeam�s, attracting guys
�Cos I�m a Yeoman on Enterprise
I look so hot, and see this face!
How the hell can they stay on base?
They want to find out
If I will put out
Consoles explode, dimensions shift
I can�t get open this turbolift
The worst thing, when it�s this black
I get so many hands on my rack
There�s two of us here
The panic is near
Jim Kirk, I hope it isn�t Jim Kirk
Jim Kirk, I wish it isn�t Jim Kirk
Jim Kirk, I pray it isn�t Jim Kirk
That Jerk, I hope it isn�t Jim Kirk
He grabs my ass, and tries to kiss
Hits the nose then another miss
He doesn�t know, about my hilt
I�m a man deep below the kilt!
He�s in for surprise
On this enterprise
Jim Kirk, I hope it isn�t Jim Kirk
Jim Kirk, I wish it isn�t Jim Kirk
Jim Kirk, I pray it isn�t Jim Kirk
That Jerk, I hope it isn�t Jim Kirk
I really am a knockout bay-bi!
He�s not gonna beam
But I�ll make him scream
Jim Kirk, I think it�s always Jim Kirk
Jim Kirk, I think it�s always that Jerk
Jim Kirk, this time he�s gonna find out
That Jerk, I�m gonna put him to rout
THE SOUND OF SOMETHING BEING SHATTERED, POSSIBLY AN EGO, CAN BE HEARD, OVERLAPPED BY THE FINAL PART OF THE CHORUS AND A SHATT(N)ERING SCREAM:
"Ohh No! Ohh No! Ohh No! Ohh No!"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrg!"
�Cos I�m a Yeoman on Enterprise
I look so hot, and see this face!
How the hell can they stay on base?
They want to find out
If I will put out
Consoles explode, dimensions shift
I can�t get open this turbolift
The worst thing, when it�s this black
I get so many hands on my rack
There�s two of us here
The panic is near
Jim Kirk, I hope it isn�t Jim Kirk
Jim Kirk, I wish it isn�t Jim Kirk
Jim Kirk, I pray it isn�t Jim Kirk
That Jerk, I hope it isn�t Jim Kirk
He grabs my ass, and tries to kiss
Hits the nose then another miss
He doesn�t know, about my hilt
I�m a man deep below the kilt!
He�s in for surprise
On this enterprise
Jim Kirk, I hope it isn�t Jim Kirk
Jim Kirk, I wish it isn�t Jim Kirk
Jim Kirk, I pray it isn�t Jim Kirk
That Jerk, I hope it isn�t Jim Kirk
I really am a knockout bay-bi!
He�s not gonna beam
But I�ll make him scream
Jim Kirk, I think it�s always Jim Kirk
Jim Kirk, I think it�s always that Jerk
Jim Kirk, this time he�s gonna find out
That Jerk, I�m gonna put him to rout
THE SOUND OF SOMETHING BEING SHATTERED, POSSIBLY AN EGO, CAN BE HEARD, OVERLAPPED BY THE FINAL PART OF THE CHORUS AND A SHATT(N)ERING SCREAM:
"Ohh No! Ohh No! Ohh No! Ohh No!"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrg!"
� Peter Andersson. (This could have been transformed to a parody about the London Blackout, though I think that my other submission today; "Mall rats and Englishmen comes out when the power�s down" turned out to be a better choice for that subject). :-)
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The ad on the right, for "Red light clothing store", I think I�m gonna fall over.
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