Jan Unwin

"Though not exactly the little old lady type, I am a 50-year old grandmother living in the Pacific Northwest. What I like most about parodies is that I am able to combine my love of humor, a natural knack for poetry, and my appreciation of a good pun, all driven by a need to be creative. I absolutely enjoy cracking myself up. If someone else finds humor in my writing and laughs along with me, then that�s even better.

As I read more and more of the parodies, I am discovering there are some amazingly talented writers here. I�d like to comment on more songs, but I�m not as familiar with the current hits as I am with the oldies. I appreciate all the words of encouragement and hope to submit lots more parodies to this wonderful site."

Song Parodies -> Lyrics

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Parody Title	Original Title	Performer	Submitted
Loose Wheel	Lucille	Kenny Rogers	2003-12-18
Gaining Sixteen Tons	Sixteen Tons	Tennessee Ernie Ford	2003-12-19
King of Stains	King of Pain	The Police	2003-12-20
Listen to K-Mart	Listen to Your Heart	Roxette	2003-12-20
Goodbye Jelly Beans	Candle in the Wind	Elton John	2003-12-22
Cow Bird of the County	Coward of the County	Kenny Rogers	2003-12-22
Guy on Survivor	Eye of the Tiger	Survivor	2003-12-28
Hard to Say I'm Larry	Hard to Say I'm Sorry	Chicago	2003-12-28
Straight From the Cart	Straight From the Heart	Bryan Adams	2003-12-28
What it Bakes	What it Takes	Aerosmith	2003-12-28
It Won't Go Down	I Won't Back Down	Tom Petty	2003-12-29
Runaway Brain	Runaway Train	Soul Asylum	2003-12-30
Maggot and Meal	Magnet and Steel	Walter Egan	2003-12-31
I've Got to Get a Sausage to You	I've Got to Get a Message to You	The Bee Gees	2004-01-01
Careless Pisser	Careless Whisper	Wham!	2004-01-02
If You're Going to Ban Canned Crisco	If You're Going to San Francisco	Scott McKenzie	2004-01-03
Fryin' Thighs	Lyin' Eyes	The Eagles	2004-01-03
I Perspire	I'm On Fire	Bruce Springsteen	2004-01-05
Order Line	Borderline	Madonna	2004-01-06
Two Crullers	True Colors	Cindi Lauper	2004-01-06
Tight Bedding	White Wedding	Billy Idol	2004-01-06
Lancing It Myself	Dancing With Myself	Billy Idol	2004-01-07
Guys Without a Place	Eyes Without a Face	Billy Idol	2004-01-07
Mudslide	Landslide	Fleetwood Mac	2004-01-08
A Big Payday Loan Now	I Think We're Alone Now	Tiffany	2004-01-08
Skin Beneath My Rings	Wind Beneath My Wings	Bette Midler	2004-01-08
Beautiful Arranger	Beautiful Stranger	Madonna	2004-01-08
It's Constipation	Anticipation	Carly Simon	2004-01-09
I Love Spammers	Sledgehammer	Peter Gabriel	2004-01-09
Pair O' Ds	Honesty	Billy Joel	2004-01-10
I Don't Want to Hear You Snoring	I Don't Want to Miss a Thing	Aerosmith	2004-01-11
My Road Map is Wrong	My Heart Will Go On	Celine Dion	2004-01-13
If You Were My Olive Oyl	Invisible	Clay Aiken	2004-01-13
I Guess That's Why They Call It The Booze	I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues	Elton John	2004-01-15
You've Got Head Lice	My Sacrifice	Creed	2004-01-15
The Botoxer	The Boxer	Simon and Garfunkle	2004-01-16
Blue Ice	Blue Eyes	Elton John	2004-01-16
Jack LaLanne	Jack and Diane	John Cougar Mellencamp	2004-01-16
50 Ways to Lose That Mustache	50 Ways to Leave Your Lover	Paul Simon	2004-01-17
Little Pink Blouses	Pink Houses	John Cougar Mellencamp	2004-01-17
Glops of Poop On Her	Drops of Jupiter	Train	2004-01-18
Coyote Morning	Angel of the Morning	Merrilee Rush	2004-01-19
Old Wives's Advice	Brilliant Disguise	Bruce Springsteen	2004-01-22
Make Mine Plain	No Rain	Blind Melon	2004-01-22
Last Night I Didn't Hear the Beep at All	Last Night I Didn't Get to Sleep at All	The Fifth Dimension	2004-01-23
My Big Fat Obnoxious Parody	Just a Gigolo	David Lee Roth	2004-01-23
Band-Aids Are Fun	Band on the Run	Paul McCartney and Wings	2004-01-24
Open Sores	Open Arms	Journey	2004-01-27
What About Brie?	What About Me?	Moving Pictures	2004-01-28
Sharpie Girl	Barbie Girl	Aqua	2004-01-28
We Can Jerk It Out	We Can Work It Out	The Beatles	2004-01-30
Old Dry Crescent Rolls	Old Time Rock and Roll	Bob Seger	2004-01-30
Rikki That's My Cucumber	Rikki Don't Lose That Number	Steely Dan	2004-01-30
Superthighs	Superman (It's Not Easy)	Five For Fighting	2004-02-03
Hairballin'	Free Fallin'	Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers	2004-02-04
Everything I Blew	Everything I Do	Bryan Adams	2004-02-04
Electric Barbeque	Electric Avenue	Eddie Grant	2004-02-05
Love On These Rocks	Love On The Rocks	Neil Diamond	2004-02-06
Chicken Tenders	Love Me Tender	Elvis Presley	2004-02-06
A Higher Grade of Nails	A Whiter Shade of Pale	Procol Harum	2004-02-12
Rabbit in Red (Wabbit in Wed)	Lady in Red	Chris DeBurgh	2004-02-13
Can of Condensed Sparrow	Man of Constant Sorrow	Soggy Bottom Boys	2004-02-14
It's Just Sticks and Stones to Me	It's Still Roll And Roll To Me	Billy Joel	2004-02-15
Quack Shack	Love Shack	The B-52s	2004-02-17
Watertight	Alibis	Sergio Mendes	2004-02-18
At The Potluck	Under The Boardwalk	The Drifters	2004-02-20
Canarial Girl	Material Girl	Madonna	2004-02-20
Stained Yellow	Yellow	Coldplay	2004-02-20
Spearmint and Peppermint	Incense and Peppermints	Strawberry Alarm Clock	2004-02-22
Dog's Not Housebroken	Morning Has Broken	Cat Stevens	2004-02-22
There's Mayonnaise, My Friend	Those Were The Days, My Friend	Mary Hopkins	2004-02-24
Dust In The Bin	Dust In The Wind	Kansas	2004-02-24
Hello, Wally!	Hello, Dolly!	Louis Armstrong	2004-02-25
I'm a Receiver	I'm a Believer	The Monkees	2004-02-25
Hot Flashes	Hot Blooded	Foreigner	2004-02-27
The Candy-ass	The Candy Man	Sammy Davis Jr.	2004-02-29
The Only Living Boy With Two Dorks	The Only Living Boy in New York	Simon and Garfunkle	2004-02-29
Safety Pins	Safety Dance	Men Without Hats	2004-03-03
Everyone Knows it's Paisley	Windy	The Association	2004-03-05
Snout	Shout	Tears for Fears	2004-03-05
Census Guy	Jealous Guy	John Lennon	2004-03-08
Don't Sniff That Dog's Rear No More	Don't Come Around Here No More	Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers	2004-03-08
(I Swear Your) Bum Gasses At Night	Sunglasses At Night	Corey Hart	2004-03-08
I Believe I'm a Fly	I Believe I Can Fly	R. Kelly	2004-03-09
Mullet to Hide	Ticket to Ride	The Beatles	2004-03-14
Bruising My Stool Pigeon	Losing My Religion	REM	2004-03-14
Livin' In Underwear	Livin' On A Prayer	Bon Jovi	2004-03-17
I Don't Like Pigs Feet	Eleanor Rigby	The Beatles	2004-03-18
Methane	Cocaine	Eric Clapton	2004-03-18
Flick It Outside	Ticket to Ride	The Beatles	2004-03-21
The Old Van Down the Road	The Old Man Down the Road	John Fogerty	2004-03-21
They Are Brown, Those Toast Crumbs In The Butter	Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Daughter	Herman's Hermits	2004-03-24
Brucie is a Guy in Diapers	Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds	The Beatles	2004-03-28
Eight Ways To Peep	Eight Days A Week	The Beatles	2004-04-01
Blue-Haired Lady	Green-Eyed Lady	Sugarloaf	2004-04-01
It Won't Make My Brown Eggs Blue	Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue	Crystal Gayle	2004-04-05
Uranus (ReBUTTal)	Uranus (I'm Sick and Tired Of'	Laurence Dunne	2004-04-10