December 2000

These are randomly arranged.

"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
December 1, 2000
"Bad Case Of Loathing You (Dr. Laura)," William Tong	"Bad Case Of Loving You (Doctor, Doctor)," Robert Palmer
"Hanukkah," S.T.G.	"Bad Touch," Bloodhound Gang
"Partisan Woman," William Tong	"Hard Headed Woman," Elvis Presley
"Hey Rush, I Loathe You," William Tong	"Hello, I Love You," The Doors
"Give Those Votes Back," William Tong	"Hit The Road Jack," Ray Charles
"The Rule Of Law," William Tong	"I Fought The Law," The Bobby Fuller Four
"Just Like a Coke-Head Clown," John Mize	"Just Like a Rolling Stone," Bob Dylan
"Digital Prankster," Dave Harrison	"Original Prankster," The Offspring
"Poppy The Senior Bush," William Tong	"Popeye The Sailor Man," Theme Song
"Mad Throngs," William Tong	"Sad Songs (Say So Much)," Elton John
"Help Republicans Fail," William Tong	"The Ballad of Gilligan's Isle," Theme Song
"The Wrong One," William Tong	"The Long Run," The Eagles
"Made Up A Lotta Doozies," William Tong	"Wake Up Little Suzie," The Everly Brothers
December 5, 2000
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"12 Days Of Christmas {Baseball Fan's Dream}," S.T.G.	"12 Days Of Christmas," Traditional
"It's Hanukkah," S.T.G.	"Bawitdaba," Kid Rock
"Doctor Laura," S.T.G.	"Come As You Are," Nirvana
"Election," MedicManager	"Eighteen," Alice Cooper
"Really That Dumb," William Tong	"Little Drummer Boy," Traditional
"Jackie," Shiteman	"Lucky," Britney Spears
"O Little Brain of Dubya," William Tong	"O Little Town of Bethlehem," Traditional
"O Little Brain of Rush Limbaugh," William Tong	"O Little Town of Bethlehem," Traditional
"Oh G.O.P.," William Tong	"O' Christmas Tree," Traditional
"Pretty Fly (For a Morm Guy)," Guin	"Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)," The Offspring
"O Holy Night," William Tong	"Radical Right," Traditional
"Dub-bya," William Tong	"Shambala," Three Dog Night
"My Poodle Thinks I'm Sexy," Kevin Dunlap	"She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy," Kenny Chesney
"A Letter To Guinness," Shiteman	"Stan," Eminem
"Suspicious Finds," William Tong	"Suspicious Minds," Elvis Presley
"Stir Up Trouble," William Tong	"The Curly Shuffle," Jump 'N The Saddle
"Uncle Albert / Whiney Joe," Greek Geek	"Uncle Albert / Admiral Halsey," Wings
December 6, 2000
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"All They Need Is Rush," William Tong	"All You Need Is Love," The Beatles
"Another Prick Who Must Fall," Wiliam Tong	"Another Brick In The Wall," Pink Floyd
"Smirk From Austin," William Tong	"Dirty Laundry," Don Henley
"Queen of Hate," William Tong	"King of Pain," The Police
"Pea Brain," William Tong	"Peace Train," Cat Stevens
December 7, 2000
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"Rush Limbaugh Radio," S.T.G.	"Guerilla Radio," Rage Against the Machine
"I Hate You Abe," William Tong	"I Got You Babe," Sonny and Cher
"Bush Baby's a Joke," William Tong	"I Started a Joke," The Bee Gee's
"Destiny's Child Legacy," S.T.G.	"Jumpin' Jumpin'," Destiny's Child
"Bad Lies," William Tong	"Sad Eyes," Robert John
"Shut Her Up," William Tong	"Start Me Up," The Rolling Stones
"The Ogre," William Tong	"The Joker," The Steve Miller Band
"Chocolates Can Make Me Too Wide," John M. Redenbaugh	"Ticket to Ride," The Beatles
December 8, 2000
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"Don't Mask His Lie," William Tong	"Don't Ask Me Why," Billy Joel
"I'm a Drunk," Monica Sevigny, Ginger Bunn, and Erin Roettger	"I'm a Nut," Anonymous
"Prozac," Lisa Flach	"Music," Madonna
"Dull Man," William Tong	"Soul Man," Sam and Dave
"The Cannibal Song," Filip Carlson	"The Animal Song," Savage Garden
"The Rich Are Back," William Tong	"The Bitch Is Back," Elton John
"The Dimpled Chads Between Us," S.T.G.	"The Chemicals Between Us," Bush
"The Clintsones," Scott Thomas	"The Flintstones," Theme Song
"The Great Pretenders," William Tong	"The Great Pretender," The Platters
"Profound, When Silent," William Tong	"The Sounds of Silence," Simon and Garfunkel
"Bush The Panderer," William Tong	"The Wanderer," Dion
December 9, 2000
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"All the Christmas Tree," Len	"All the Small Things," Blink 182
"Republican Dummy," William Tong	"American Woman," The Guess Who
"School is Hell," Chibi Chibi Moon	"Jingle Bells," Traditional
"He's Mr. Sleaze," William Tong	"Please, Mister, Please," Olivia Newton-John
"Al Gore, the F---ed Up Vice Prez," MedicManager	"Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer," Traditional
"You're A Dim One, Mr. Smirk," William Tong	"You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch," Boris Karloff
"Bush Had A Fun Time All His Life," William Tong	"You're The Sunshine Of My Life," Stevie Wonder
December 10, 2000
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"Going To Be Riled," William Tong	"Born To Be Wild," Steppenwolf
"Bush Brat Is Unable," William Tong	"Cat's In The Cradle," Harry Chapin
"Every Little Thing He Says Is Comic," William Tong	"Every Little Thing She Says Is Magic," The Police
"Bush," Robomusic	"Flash Gordon," Queen
"I Saw Al Gore Kissing David Boise," MedicManager	"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus," Traditional
"Keep On Mockin' Bush Baby," William Tong	"Rockin' Me," The Steve Miller Band
"Rudy the Old Survivor," The Bateman Family	"Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer," Traditional
"Tell Laura We Loathe Her," William Tong	"Tell Laura I Love Her," Ray Peterson
December 11, 2000
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"All The Sleep Things," Glenn	"All The Small Things," Blink 182
"Gingrich Was A Flop," William Tong	"At The Hop," Danny And The Juniors
"Breakfast," Dan Hennagir	"Breathless," The Corrs
"Don't Let The Shrub Get Crowned The King," William Tong	"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me," Elton John
"Rush Is Full Of Crock," William Tong	"Loves Me Like A Rock," Paul Simon
"Sticky," Nicolas Trudelle	"Lucky," Britney Spears
"Bush's Problems Now Are Mounting," William Tong	"She'll Be Comin' Round The Mountain," Traditional
"Blunder To My Victory," William Tong	"What A Wonderful World This Would Be," Sam Cooke
December 12, 2000
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"Call Me Al," Jenny Fernandez	"Call M Al," Paul Simon
"Bryan Robson," Jack Rudd	"Desperado," The Eagles
"Make My Sweater Really Tight," Caleene, Cary & Cate Newman	"Oops I Did It Again," Britney Spears
December 13, 2000
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"Best Dessert," Jon Gillott	"Last Resort," Papa Roach
"Looking At My Thighs{Clean Edit}," S.T.G.	"Look Into My Eyes{Clean Edit}," Bone Thugs-N-Harmony
"Put it on Napster," DarkJon64	"Original Prankster," The Offspring
"Milli Vanilli Was Really Homely," S.T.G.	"Show Me the Meaning of Being Lonely," Backstreet Boys
"Supersize," DarkJon64	"Stupify," Disturbed
"You Can't Hurry Votes," Christina Labrador AKA Meca27	"You Can't Hurry Love," The Supremes
December 14, 2000
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"Wrapping Day," DarkJon64	"Come Out and Play," The Offspring
"Wrecked The Polls," William Tong	"Deck the Halls," Traditional
"Not Ready," William Tong	"Get Ready," The Tempations
"Al Gore," Jack Rudd	"James Dean," The Eagles
"Cheating Skills," William Tong	"Margaritaville," Jimmy Buffett
"King Gyros," S.T.G.	"My Hero," Foo Fighters
"Tainted Lady," William Tong	"Painted Lady," Ian Thomas
December 15, 2000
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"Ballad of AmIRight," S.T.G.	"Black," Pearl Jam
"Butterfly Ballots," Bruce Decker	"Butterfly Kisses," Bob Carlisle
"Hand Count," Keith K. Higa	"Convoy," C.W. McCall
"Stupid (Go Cast Your Vote)," Bruce Decker	"Cupid," The Spinners
"For the Florida Supreme Court," Bruce Decker	"Let's Call The Whole Thing Off!," Fred Astaire
"Stuck Inside a Chimney (with the Christmas Blues Again)," Outfidel	"Stuck Inside of Mobile (with the Memphis Blues Again)," Bob Dylan
December 16, 2000
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"Christmas In El Paso," Bruce Decker	"El Paso," Marty Robbins
"I Am The President," Kevin Dunlap	"We Are The Champions," Queen
December 17, 2000
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"Survivor Song," Cody Angus	"Adam's Song," Blink 182
"The Federals Lied (Canadian Government song)," DarkJon64	"American Pie," Don McLean
"Bad Rabbit," DarkJon64	"Bad Habit," The Offspring
"Cheney, Cheney," William Tong	"Cherry, Cherry," Neil Diamond
"Bad Driving," S.T.G.	"F* Dying," Ice Cube/Korn**
"Bush Baby Did Some Hanky Panky," William Tong	"Hanky Panky," Tommy James & The Shondells
"Al Go Home For Christmas," Bruce Decker	"I�ll Be Home For Christmas," Kim Gannon, Walter Kent
"Rush Is On The Air," William Tong	"Love Is In The Air," John Paul Young
"O John Hinckley," Josh Kane	"O Tannenbaum," Traditional
"Oil Man," William Tong	"Piano Man," Billy Joel
"Rejection Song," Bruce Decker	"Redemption Song," Bob Marley
"Dubya Is Brainless (Theme from BUS*H)," William Tong	"Suicide Is Painless" {Theme from MASH}," Theme Song*
"The Clintons Theme," Josh Kane	"The Flintstone's Theme," Theme Song
December 18, 2000
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"Right Wing Loons Spread The Bullsh*t," William Tong	"A Spoonful of Sugar," Julie Andrews
"Stoner's Song," S.T.G.	"Adam's Song," Blink 182
"Hillary's Suits," Bruce Decker	"Joseph's Coat," Andrew Lloyd Webber
"A Yucky Woman (Ode to Linda Tripp)," William Tong	"Kentucky Woman," Neil Diamond
"Kosovo," Josh Kane	"Kokomo," The Beach Boys
"Shady Scalia," William Tong	"Lady Madonna," The Beatles
"We Say He's Dumb," William Tong	"Our Day Will Come," Ruby & The Romantics
"Cheney & Bush Baby," William Tong	"Sherry Baby," The Four Seasons
"Study Bloody Study," Simon Atwood	"Sunday Bloody Sunday," U2
"Devil Went Up To Silicon Valley," Brandon Robinson	"The Devil Went Down To Georga," Charlie Daniels Band
December 19, 2000
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"Addicted To Rush," William Tong	"Addicted To Love," Robert Palmer
"A Bag of Wind," William Tong	"Against the Wind," Bob Segar
"Smirk Blew It Again," William Tong	"Do It Again," Steely Dan
"Criminal," Justazeroman	"Edible," Eminem
"Syndication," S.T.G.	"Graduation {Friends Forever}," Vitamin C
"Clap-On Light Song," S.T.G.	"Humans Being," Van Halen
"I Think Britney Spears's A Whore," S.T.G.	"I Could Not Ask for More," Edwin McCain
"What Kind Of Clown (George Dubya Is)," William Tong	"My Kind Of Town," Frank Sinatra
"Trash Talkin' Woman," William Tong	"Sweet Talkin' Woman," Electric Light Orchestra
December 20, 2000
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"Outcast," James E. F. Landau	"All-star," Smash Mouth
"You Drive Like Crazy," Tejayes	"Crazy," Britney Spears
"Goro Man," Mikey F	"Iron Man," Black Sabbath
"Last Vote for Al Gore," Robomusic	"Last Train For Clarksville," The Monkees
December 21, 2000
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"George Bush Was Crowned the President," William Tong	"God Rest Ye, Merry Gentlemen," Traditional
"Florida Voters," William Tong	"Greenback Dollar," The Kingston Trio
"Al Should Have Won," Keith Higa	"I'll Be The One," The Backstreet Boys
"Corruption Express," William Tong	"Marrakesh Express," Crosby, Stills & Nash
"Litigator," William Tong	"Operator," Jim Croce
"Gore's Time Has Come," Mike Florio	"Our Time Will Come," Ruby and the Romantics
"Will the High School Students Please Wake Up?," Sarah J.	"The Real Slim Shady," Eminem
December 22, 2000
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"Al Gore's in Sorrow," S.T.G.	"Sea of Sorrow," Alice in Chains
"The Inevidable Return of a Texan Dope," S.T.G.	"The Inevidable Return of the Great White Dope," Bloodhound Gang
December 23, 2000
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"Bush," William Tong	"Hush," Deep Purple
"Hush Rush," William Tong	"Hush," Deep Purple
"They So Easily Follow Rush," William Tong	"It's So Easy," Linda Ronstadt
"Hey, Marijuana!," James E. F. Landau	"Macarena," Bay Side Boys
"We Say He's Dumb," William Tong	"Our Day Will Come," Ruby & The Romantics
"John Hinckley is Coming to Town," Josh Kane	"Santa Claus is Coming to Town," Traditional
"Dubya, Don't O.D.," William Tong	"W-O-L-D," Harry Chapin
"You've Seen Her On The Net," William Tong	"You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet," Bachman Turner Overdrive
December 24, 2000
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"Touch Them Baby One More Time," Nicolas Trudelle	"Baby, One More Time," Britney Spears
"Last Rites (for the Unborn)," James E. F. Landau	"Last Kiss," Pearl Jam
December 25, 2000
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"Big Fellow Nazi," William Tong	"Big Yellow Taxi," Joni Mitchell
"Born George W.," William Tong	"Born On The Bayou," Creedence Clearwater Revival
"Bloated Wife," S.T.G.	"Coma White," Marilyn Manson
"George Really Bungled," William Tong	"George of the Jungle," Theme Song
"Christmas Song," S.T.G.	"Reflection," Christina Aguilera
"The Things They Do For Rush," William Tong	"The Things We Do For Love," 10CC
December 26, 2000
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"Little Bush Coup," William Tong	"Little Deuce Coupe," The Beach Boys
"He's Dumb, But He's Grateful," William Tong	"O Come All Ye Faithful," Traditional
"Son of the Snoop George B.," William Tong	"Sloop John B," The Beach Boys
"The Day Gore Tried To Win," S.T.G.	"The Day I Tried to Live," Soundgarden
"Mag Sale Song," William Tong	"The Wassail Song," Traditional
December 27, 2000
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"Bill the President," S.T.G.	"Kill the President," The Offspring
December 28, 2000
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"AP Physics," Crazy Tino	"Gilligan's Island," Theme Song
"You're Gonna Be Great," Crazy Tino	"It's Gonna Be Me," N'Sync
"She Buys," justazeroman	"She Bangs," Ricky Martin
"You Gotta Vote," S.T.G.	"You Oughta Know," Alanis Morisette
"You Voted Gore," S.T.G.	"You Wanted More," Tonic
December 29, 2000
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"Fraud In Town," William Tong	"Allentown," Billy Joel
"Boy Fooled The World," William Tong	"Joy To The World," Three Dog Night
"Boy Rules The World," William Tong	"Joy To The World," Traditional
"Slutty," Kayla and Becki	"Lucky," Britney Spears
"Unlearned Pretender," William Tong	"Return to Sender," Elvis Presley
"We Are The Bimbo Men," Didrick Namtvedt	"We Are The Playmomen," Boyzvoice
December 30, 2000
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"Election Bomb," Becca	"Cherry Bomb," 1plus1
"I'm Gonna Get Paid," Bryan O'Connor	"It's Gonna Be Me," N'Sync
"Unlucky," Jonathon	"Lucky," Britney Spears
December 31, 2000
"Parody Song," Parody Author	"Original Song," Original Artist
"The Bong Song," Stephany	"The Thong Song," Sisqo
"Why Don't You Get a Car," Graham Burgess	"Why Don't You Get a Job," The Offspring

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