The devil went up to silicon valley lookin' for a laptop to steal.
He wasn't doin' fine, stocks way behind, he needed an Ameritrade account to seal the deal.
Well, he came across a dorky man typing on a keyboard and downloading a lot.
Devil jumped on his desk and yelled "man let me tell you what!
I bet you didn't know I'm a Yahoo player, too
and if you care to make a dare
I'll make a bet with you
Now you type up a good Excel document, boy
But don't be a fool
I'll bet a year of AOL gold against your soul
That i'm a bigger CPU nerd than you!"
The man said "my name is Bill, and it might be a sin,
But I'll take your bet,
'cause your gonna regret
'cause I'm the best there's ever been!"
Bill, you might think your good, but Satan says he's the best.
Will Satin win, or will Bill make it no contest
Though, Bill, the net may be easy to use as a yo-yo,
but if your broswer screws up the devil gets your
Presio-o-o-o!
The devil popped his fingers
and then he booted windows
And fire flew from his bottom
as he let his bean dinner go
Then he sat down with the laptop
and it looked like a computer-wizz
And a band of demon computer technicians
told him what to do and it sounded somethin' like this!
(typing noises)
when the computer froze up
Bill said "well, your pretty good,son"
But just sit right there in the chair
and bellsouth.net will show you how it's done!
He was downloading MP3s one by one
Won't stop till the file is done
Downloaded WinZip, Download some mo
Are you on AOL, granny? No heck, no!
The devil bowed his head
'cause he knew he was just beat
and he layed down the aol gold disk at Bill's feat
Bill said "come on back when you are better and download Excel
but for now, you S.O.B, you can go back to hell!
He was downloading MP3s one by one
Won't stop till the file is done
Downloaded WinZip, Download some mo
Are you on AOL, granny? No heck, no!