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Misheard Lyrics -> Christmas -> F
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard christmas lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
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"Feliz Navidad" by The Wiggles
Misheard Lyrics:
At least, I'll be dead.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"The First Noel" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel
Born in the kingdom of Israel.
Born in the kingdom of Israel.
Original Lyrics:
Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel
Born is the King of Israel.
Born is the King of Israel.
"The First Noel" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Porn is the king of Israel.
or
Bjorn is the king of Israel.
or
Bjorn is the king of Israel.
Original Lyrics:
Born is the king of Israel.
"The First Noel" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
The First Noel
The angels did sing
Was to serve them poor shepherds
In fields where they lay.
The angels did sing
Was to serve them poor shepherds
In fields where they lay.
Original Lyrics:
The First Noel
The angels did say
Was to certain poor shepherds
In fields as they lay.
The angels did say
Was to certain poor shepherds
In fields as they lay.
"The First Noel" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
The First know well
The angel did say.
The angel did say.
Original Lyrics:
The First Noel
The angels did say.
The angels did say.
"The First Noel" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
They looked at high
And saw a star.
And saw a star.
Original Lyrics:
They looked up
And saw a star.
And saw a star.
"The First Noel" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
They looked at us and saw a star.
Original Lyrics:
They look-ed up and saw a star.
"For Unto Us A Child Is Born (fm Handel's'Messiah')" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
For unto us a chowder's born
Unto us a sauna's given.
Unto us a sauna's given.
Original Lyrics:
For unto us a child is born
Unto us a Son is given.
Unto us a Son is given.
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