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Fun Music Information -> Motley Crue
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Quotes:
“Here I am minding my own biz [when] I get a tap on the shoulder from Kid Pebble, I stand up and embrace him with a semi hug and say 'Hey dude … What up'?? He punches me in the face … well if ya wanna call it that!? … more like a bitch slap! … Wuss!! I go to knock this jealous no career havin country bumpkin the fuck OUT … and before I can have a meeting with my fist and his ugly ass mug … security guards … NOT MINE at the Palms grab me and haul my ass- outta the award show threatening me that if I move they’ll break my arm … yeah whatever!!” Tommy Lee - drummer of Motley Crue, discussing how he got in a scuffle with Kid Rock at the MTV Video Music Awards show in 2007. Both he and Kid Rock were previously married to Pamela Anderson. Submitted by: Tommy Kickstarts The Kid
| Look at this. It doesn't say "Shout With The Devil" it says "Shout At The Devil." Nikki Six's response to PMRC saying that they're satanic. Submitted by: Celeste
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| There are additional music quotes available. | |
Jokes:
Vince Neal of Motley Crue is recovering from a leg injury after he fell offstage during a show. Apparently, Neal was injured when he decided to dive into the audience and there was no audience. Submitted by: LucidLupin
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Band Name Origins:
- Guitarist, Mick Mars was standing in a room with some other people, when a man walked in and said, "Well you look like a motley crue!" Mick then decided that Motley Crue would be a good band name, and if he was to have another band he would call it Motley Crue. (I read this in the Motley Crue autobiography, 'The Dirt'.) Submitted by: Olivia
- From a Vince interview on MTV. It was Vince's mom that saw the band members together and she said, "Well, aren't you a motley looking crew." I was not said by some friend or an old man. Submitted by: druidicfear
Stupid Band Names:
- An American band that thinks it's Scandinavian. How tacky is that? Submitted by: Chris
Vainity Songs:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Smokin' In The Boys Room" | The lyrics go "My buddies Sixx, Mick and Tom" - naming the three other members of Motley Crue. The original version, by Brownsville Station, named the members of *that* band in the corresponding line. - Rychendroll |
Better Off Solo?:
Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Nikki Sixx" | "Nikki plays bass in the band Sixx AM, who have released three studio albums and embarked on their first headlining tour in 2015." | - GlamRockNinjaLord |
| "Vince Neil" | "Once Motley Crue fired Vince and hired another singer, the new singer told the group that they had to get Vince back." | - Celeste |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Smokin' Weed in the Boys Room" | "Smokin' in the Boys Room" | Kerry |
| "Vapin' in the Boys Room" | "Smokin" in the Boys Room" | Rock Maninoff |
| "Shout At The Rebel" | "Shout At The Devil" | Adlai Alda |
| "Pout At The Devil" | "Shout At The Devil" | Adlai Alda |
| "Patient Feelbad" | "Dr. Feelgood" | Isac |
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Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Dr. Feelgood," | There is no doctor with the surname 'Feelgood' | Rock Maninoff |
| "Kickstart My Heart," | One cannot kickstart another's heart. | Opie Banquet |
| "Piece Of Your Action," | Action cannot be divided into pieces. | GlamRockNinjaLord |
| "Live Wire," | Wires are not alive, they can never be. | GlamRockNinjaLord |
| "Sick Love Song," | Songs are incapable of being sick. | GlamRockNinjaLord |
There are additional literally impossible song titles available. | ||
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Who's That Man?," Toby Keith | "Dr. Feelgood," Motley Crue | |
| "Did It In A Minute," Hall & Oates | "Too Fast For Love," Motley Crue | |
| "Younger Men," K.T. Oslin | "Too Young To Fall In Love," Motley Crue | |
| "Candy," Iggy Pop | "Sticky Sweet," Motley Crue | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Too Fat For Love" originally "Too Fast For Love"
Go on a diet.
Peter
"Looks That Ill" originally "Looks That Kill"
Ed
"Hell On High Eels" originally "Hell On High Heels"
Meredith Corpening
"Kickstart My Heat" originally "Kickstart My Heart"
Metalhead
"Wild Sid" originally "Wild Side"
Peter
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"If I Dine Tomorrow" originally "If I Die Tomorrow"
Beverly Stiles
"If I Dive Tomorrow" originally "If I Die Tomorrow"
Beverly Stiles
"If I Diet Tomorrow" originally "If I Die Tomorrow"
Gretchen Wieners
"Wild Slide" originally "Wild Side"
Peter
"Kickstart My Hearth" originally "Kickstart My Heart"
Eric
Change a Letter:
"Too Young To Fail In Love" originally "Too Young To Fall In Love"
Yvette Bristle
"Looks That Will" originally "Looks That Kill"
Yes, they *will* do something...
Joe Siebert
"Locks That Kill" originally "Looks That Kill"
Naomi Swanson
"Books That Kill" originally "Looks That Kill"
Must be those larger books?
Naomi Swanson
"Rooks That Kill" originally "Looks That Kill"
... other chess pieces.
Air McMahon
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Recordings:
Dec 12
a parody of "Girls, Girls, Girls" by Motley Crue
The Christmas Classic With a Twist
Reverbnation: (mp3)
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Without You" | "Without You (Trudeau)" | G_RandomPerson |
| "Don’t Go Away Mad (Just Go Away)" | "Trudeau, You Make us so Mad (Just Go Away)" | G_RandomPerson |
| "Kickstart My Heart" | "Will You Shut Up?" | Dr. FeelGood 2014 |
| "Home Sweet Home" | "Just Stay Home" | snafoo111 |
| "Girls, Girls, Girls" | "Pies, Pies, Pies" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Girls, Girls, Girls" | "Gum, Gum, Gum" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Girls, Girls, Girls" | "Guns, Guns, Guns" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Kickstart My Heart" | "Live And Let Die" | Dylan Baranski |
| "Smoking in the Boy's Room" | "Stinking Up the Bathroom" | Rick Duncan |
| "Dr. Feelgood" | "The Doctors Of Seattle Grace Hospital" | Flash Flood |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Smokin' In the Boys Room | RJ Reynolds Tobacco | Rychendroll |
| Kickstart My Heart | Dirt Bikes | Travis |
| Kickstart My Heart | Adrenaline Shots | Jane |
| Home Sweet Home | Delta Airlines | J-Raff |
| Shout At The Devil | Churches | arrgh |
| There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Dr. Feelgood | Emergency ward of a hospital | Kerry |
| Home Sweet Home | Funerary Home | Scandia |
| Looks That Kill | Beauty Clinic | nightrain express |
| Girls Girls Girls | Gay Bar | nightrain express |
| Afraid | Phobia Hotline | Lexie Lei |
| There are additional on hold music ideas available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Harder To Breathe Maroon 5 | Without You Motley Crue | Harder To Breathe Without You | GlamRockNinjaLord |
| Same Ol' Song and Dance Aerosmith | Same Ol' Situation Motley Crue | Same Ol' Song and Dance Situation | Rychendroll |
| Silent Scream Slayer | Primal Scream Motley Crue | Silent Primal Scream | Alicia Sturdivant |
| I Am, I Said Neil Diamond | Shout At The Devil Motley Crue | I Am The Devil, I Shouted Did the chair hear him this time? | Douglas Henry Nutz |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Ozomatli Crue
Ozomatli combined with Motley Crue
Ozomatli was an American band that experimented with multiple genres.
Submitted By: Lindz
2 Live Motley Crue
2 Live Crew combined with Motley Crue
Submitted By: Roger
Miley Crue
Miley Cyrus combined with Motley Crue
Submitted By: Joe
FireCrue
Firehouse combined with Motley Crue
Submitted By: BHC
There are additional Motley Crue Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"Girls, Girls, Girls"
Misheard Lyrics: First, first, first
Original Lyrics: Girls, girls, girls
| "Looks That Kill"
Misheard Lyrics: Now she's a cool cool broad
Original Lyrics: Now she's a cool, cool black
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"Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away)"
Misheard Lyrics: We could celebrate
Original Lyrics: We could sail away
| "Danger"
Misheard Lyrics: We're strong as steel, overkill in Oldsmobiles
Original Lyrics: We're strong as steel, overkill, no more deals
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Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Girls, Girls, Girls"
Misheard Lyrics: Rockin' in Atlanta and in Titletown
Original Lyrics: Rockin' in Atlanta at Tattletales
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Steffen My once-innocent brain heard something completely different. |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Looks That Kill"
Better Lyrics:
She drives the Bookmobile...
Original Lyrics:
She's got the looks that kill...
Submitted by: Wendy
Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Too young to fall in love"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Too young to fall in love
I'm too young to fall in love Why They're Repetitive: it's that over and over
Submitted by: Shanni
| "Live wire"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Cause im alive
live wire Why They're Repetitive: every crue song's chorus is basically the title 10 billion times... I love them neyways!!
Submitted by: Shanni
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Same Ol' Situation"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Introduced me to her lover
in a cellophane dress Why They're Nonsensical: 1) Was it her or her lover that was wearing the cellophane dress? Since "lover" is closer to the modifier, one would assume that's who is wearing the dress...but it's "*her* lover", which would indicate the unspecified woman in this phrase. So it's still syntactically ambiguous. 2) I've never heard of a dress made of cellophane!
Submitted by: Danielle
| "Dr. Feelgood"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Cops on the corner always ignore.
Why They're Nonsensical: Not 'always'. Perhaps the cops *sometimes* ignore, not all the time.
Submitted by: Mike Hack
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Misrhymed Song Lyrics:
"Looks That Kill"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Now listen up
She�s razor sharp If she don�t get her way She�ll slice you apart Now she�s cool, cool black Moves like a cat If you don�t get her game You might not make it back Why They're Misrhymed: This is just an example. There's only one line in the entire song that actually rhymes.
Submitted by: Andrew
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Inappropriate Song Lyrics:
"Kickstart My Heart"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Skydivin' naked from an aeroplane
or a lady with a body from outerspace Why They're Inappropriate: Going skydiving with birthday suits is always a bad idea for them!
Submitted by: Mickey D.
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Dirty Song Lyrics:
"All In The Name Of..."
The Dirty Lyrics: She's only fifteen
She's the reason- the reason that I can't sleep You say illegal I say legal's never been my scene I try like hell but I'm out of control All in the name of rock 'n' roll For sex and sex I'd sell my soul Why They're Dirty: Vince Neil is saying she's only 15 - below the age of consent. She's too young! And he's admitting that's he's a pervert.
Submitted by: I Chase Girls, Girls, Girls
| "Girls Girls Girls"
The Dirty Lyrics: Trick or treat-sweet to eat
On Halloween and New Year's Eve Yankee girls ya just can't beat But they're the best when they're off their feet Why They're Dirty: Sweet to eat, and best when off her feet..
Submitted by: Rychendroll
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Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"Poison Apples"
The Lyrics: We love the mott the hoople
they keep us all so enraged. Who They Mention: Mott the hoople
Submitted by: Mindi
| "Use It Or Lose It"
The Lyrics: JFK, Marilyn Monroe, Street walking gypsy, Margaret Trudeau
Who They Mention: JFK, Marilyn Monroe, Margaret Trudeau
Submitted by: Shanni
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How to Pronounce a Band Name:
"Maht-lee Croo
Submitted by: GlamRockNinjaLord
Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Bad Boy Boogie"
The Lyrics: We're innocent in every way
Like apple pie and Chevrolet Product Brand Name: Chevrolet cars
Submitted by: I Chase Girls,Girls,Girls
| "Dr. Feelgood"
The Lyrics: Got a '65 Chevy, primered flames
Product Brand Name: 1965 Chevrolet Impala
Submitted by: Mickey D.
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Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:
"Home Sweet Home"
The Song Lyrics: Just one more night, and I'm coming off this long and winding road
Song They Mention: The Long and Winding Road by The Beatles
Submitted by: mouselover
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"In The Beginning"
Opening Lines: In the beginning God always overpowered the evils of all men's sins.
Comments: Submitted by: Candy Welty
| "Without You"
Opening Lines: Without you, there's no change.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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Band Name Anagrams:
Clue Me, Troy Submitted by: Alexis
More Cutely Submitted by: Alexis
Elect Rum Yo Submitted by: Travis
I feel like a gangsta now
Me Cruel Toy Submitted by: Whatever You'd Like To Call Me
No kidding!!
My Cruel Toe Submitted by: Wendy Torrance
Song Title Anagrams:
"Food Ledger" originally "Dr. Feelgood"
Submitted by: Lauryn Canna
"Edged Floor" originally "Dr. Feelgood"
Submitted by: Lauryn Canna
"I Tow Rich Defendant" originally "Face Down In The Dirt"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"I Tint Freed Cowhand" originally "Face Down In The Dirt"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"I Often Wander Ditch" originally "Face Down In The Dirt"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.
Real Places Mentioned in Songs:
"Girls Girls Girls"
The Lyrics: Girls Girls Girls
Dancin' down the Sunset Strip Why: Because this place exists. Trust me.
Submitted by: Ninjabassman
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Songs That Are Banned:
"Girls, Girls, Girls"
The version released as DLC for the video game "Guitar Hero 5" features a completely silent gap, after "I've got those photos..."
Submitted by: GlamRockNinjaLord
"Shout At The Devil (Album)"
The original first wave release vinyl cover of this album had a big pentagram on it. People complained and all subsequent re-issues of the vinyl featured a plain black cover with only the band name and album title. The CD release has pictures of the band members replacing the plain black cover.
Submitted by: GlamRockNinjaLord
Super Short Pop Songs:
"God Bless the Children of the Beast" Length: 1:33
Submitted by: Evan
"In The Beginning" Length: 1:13
It's the first track (appropriately) on their "Shout At The Devil" album.
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
Song Title Acrostics:
SOS: "Same Ol' Situation"
Submitted by: Travis
DOG: "Dancing On Glass"
Submitted by: Travis
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Mick, Cart Sty Heart" originally "Kickstart My Heart"
Submitted by: Roy R. Pryor
"Kickstart High Mart" originally "Kickstart My Heart"
Submitted by: Roy R. Pryor
"Stick, Cart My Heart" originally "Kickstart My Heart"
Submitted by: Roy R. Pryor
"Mick, Start High Cart" originally "Kickstart My Heart"
Submitted by: Roy R. Pryor
"Hick Start My Cart" originally "Kickstart My Heart"
Submitted by: Lucille Ball sized hail
Onomatopoeia in Lyrics:
"Girls, Girls, Girls"
The Lyrics: <(Motorbike Engines)> <(Laughing)>
Why: Just get to the music already!
Submitted by: Travis
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Names as a Word Bank:
My Cruel Toe Ulcer Cure Submitted by: Travis
Lyrics Alliteration:
"Hooligan's Holiday"
The Lyrics: I'm on a holiday, hooligan's holiday.
Drop dead beauties stompin' up a storm, lines of hell on our face. Bruised bad apples crawling through the night, busted loose, runaway, oo, runaway. Why: 2x H alliteration "Hooligan's holiday", 2x D "drop dead", 3x B "bruised bad apples"
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
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Band Name Spoonerisms:
Crotley Moo originally "Motley Crue"
Submitted by: Herculina Alencar
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Being the first band ever to contractually retire "
Motley Crüe signed a contract preventing them from ever touring together as Motley Crue again after their "Final Tour".
Submitted by: GlamRockNinjaLord
"Jail Sentences"
All members of this band have been sent to the big house at least once during their musical career.
Submitted by: GlamRockNinjaLord
"Booze, Drugs, and Women"
Vince Neil, Tommy Lee, and Nikki Six were all known to be alcoholics and drug addicts who loved the groupies that hung around. Vince Neil said during a BTM interview that he got into rock and roll because of the booze and the chicks!
Submitted by: Celeste
Music With a Warning Label:
"Sex (single)"
Motley Crüe's single "Sex", released prior to their 2012 tour with KISS, has a front cover design in the style of and parodying the "Parental Advisory" stickers. The top and bottom of the cover feature the words "Mötley" and "Crüe" respectively, while the middle part just says the word "SEX".
Submitted by: GlamRockNinjaLord
Bad Ringtone Choices:
"Girls, Girls, Girls"
The Lyrics: Girls, Girls, Girls
Long legs and burgundy lips Girls, Girls, Girls Dancin' down on Sunset Strip Girls, Girls, Girls Red lips, fingertips Why: Not the best ringtone to hear while attending a feminist rally.
Submitted by: Kerry
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