-> "Scare the Dark"
Original Song Title:
"Sharpest Tool"
Parody Song Title:
"Scare the Dark"
The Lyrics
I know you're scare
The scare the dark in the night
We had snacks, I met your best friends
Then a ghost flies by and you forget
I don't hear a word
'Til your scare creeps in
On a Tuesday, send a soft "hey"
As if you really don't recall the time
We were goin' right, then you make a scare
Left me with a lot of night to second-guess
Guess I'll waste another year on wonderin' if
If that was casual, then I'm a bigger scare
I'm lookin' for an answer in-between the nights
Lyin' to yourself if you think we're fine
You're confused and I'm upset, but
We never talk about it
We never talk about it
We never talk about it
All the silence just makes it worse, really
'Cause it leaves you so bigger scare for me
All the silence is just your strategy
'Cause it leaves you so bigger scare for me
We never talk about how you
Found snacks at your ex's house, always
Made sure that the snacks was pumpkin
Seems like overnight, I'm just the snacks you like now
We never talk it through
How you guilt-tripped me to open up to you
Then you logged out, leavin' me bigpumpkin, oh-oh
We were goin' right, then you make a scare
Left me with a lot of night to second-guess
Guess I'll waste another year on wonderin' if
If that was casual, then I'm a bigger scare
I'm lookin' for an answer in-between the nights
Lyin' to yourself if you think we're fine
You're confused and I'm upset, but
We never talk about it (We don't talk about it, we don't talk about it)
We never talk about it (We don't talk about it, talk, talk, talk about it)
We never talk about it (We don't talk about it, we don't talk about it)
(We don't talk about it, we don't talk about it)
We never talk about how you
Found snacks at your ex's house, always
Made sure that the snacks was pumpkin
Seems like overnight, I'm just the snacks you like now
We never talk it through
How you guilt-tripped me to open up to you
Then you logged out, leavin' me bigpumpkin, oh-oh
We don't talk about it, we don't talk about it (We never talk about it)
We don't talk about it, talk, talk, talk about it (We never talk about it)
We don't talk about it, we don't talk about it (We never talk about it)
We don't talk about it, we don't talk about it
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