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Song Parodies -> "Family Dinner"

Original Song Title:

"Russian Roulette"

Original Performer:

Porter Robinson

Parody Song Title:

"Family Dinner"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here is the song that was all about their exciting family dinner.
It's me, smiling for the house
As I stare directly into the day, oh
Trust me
It's a sure thing
Family Dinner
You won't get bored

Best friend
We don't have to pretend one day
I could make you your Thanksgiving oh

The saddest thing
About my whole football
She says, and she's right
It depends on me

Then I eat my food
Dinner with my life
Trying not to smile
Maybe this time I won't be alright
Maybe this time

Dinner reports
They're calling me
Their words: "The big new thing", oh

Dinner food time
Funny laughter
Takes a snack into his own mouth
Crazy

And I thought
It cool
To sell
My face
But let's just make the most of it

My snack is eat
I put the fork
Against the spoon that's stopping me

Then I do turkey
Turkey with my life
Trying not to smile
Maybe this time I won't be alright
Maybe this time

A good guy just lived
They're making turkey about it
Nothing matters now
Go screw myself?
I already did
My friend eat his food
And what'd I do about it?
And we could laugh about the thoughts that I've been having

Then I eat my snack
Turkey with my life
Trying not to smile
Maybe this time I won't be alright
Maybe this time

I wanna see my mom one more time
I wanna play my food one more time
I wanna lose my phone one more time
I wanna play in the fork one more time
I wanna kiss my cat one more time
I wanna thank my dad one more time
I wanna marry her one more time
I wanna live I don't want die
I wanna try to change one more time
I wanna live I don't wanna die
I wanna live I don't wanna die
I wanna live

The dinner and snack suggests the food is coming to a close
Boo
That's the format we are used to
Dinner like this are big salad, because they reflect us, and we are beautiful
Yay!
Take, for example, this snack progression
It only became dinner because it was too powerful
That's why you won't forget it
Don't kill yourself, you're real food

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