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Song Parodies -> "Santa Claus"
Original Song Title:
"Stop the Clock"
Original Performer:
Drayton Farley
Parody Song Title:
"Santa Claus"
Parody Written by:
Duc4AmIRight
The Lyrics
Here is the song all about Christmas icon Santa Claus.
You know the pole I grew up on
It was the snowman and old reindeer
Santa covered everything we owned
Painted the gosh darn place
The house that we called home
It was a single-wide it was a Santa shop
We all ate whatever daddy'd grown
Or losing to make our wishes
These days I'd see the time for Santa
For a minute as a kid on reindeers
Time's a witch I wish I'd never known
Santa Claus and take me home
Time's a witch I was I'd never known
Santa Claus and take me home
If there's one thing that I've learned
You have always getting to build reindeers for it
Some times built end up rain burned
Then you learn to walk through the Claus
That nowhere town still bears my name
In the bark of a 34th Street Santa Claus
Time went on and everything changed
Time went on and everything changed
These days I'd see ten men a week
For a minute I wear a Santa hat
Time's a witch I wish I'd never known
Santa Claus and take me home
These days I'd see ten men a week
For a minute I wear a Santa hat
Time's a witch I wish I'd never known
Santa Claus and take me home
Time's a witch I wish I'd never known
Santa Claus and take me home
Please won't someone stop
You know the deer I grew up on
It was big reindeers and old Santa
White snow covered everything we owned
Painted the gosh darn place
It was the snowman and old reindeer
Santa covered everything we owned
Painted the gosh darn place
The house that we called home
It was a single-wide it was a Santa shop
We all ate whatever daddy'd grown
Or losing to make our wishes
These days I'd see the time for Santa
For a minute as a kid on reindeers
Time's a witch I wish I'd never known
Santa Claus and take me home
Time's a witch I was I'd never known
Santa Claus and take me home
If there's one thing that I've learned
You have always getting to build reindeers for it
Some times built end up rain burned
Then you learn to walk through the Claus
That nowhere town still bears my name
In the bark of a 34th Street Santa Claus
Time went on and everything changed
Time went on and everything changed
These days I'd see ten men a week
For a minute I wear a Santa hat
Time's a witch I wish I'd never known
Santa Claus and take me home
These days I'd see ten men a week
For a minute I wear a Santa hat
Time's a witch I wish I'd never known
Santa Claus and take me home
Time's a witch I wish I'd never known
Santa Claus and take me home
Please won't someone stop
You know the deer I grew up on
It was big reindeers and old Santa
White snow covered everything we owned
Painted the gosh darn place
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