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Song Parodies -> "Boy Scout Polka"

Original Song Title:

"Too Fat Polka"

Original Performer:

Arthur Godfrey

Parody Song Title:

"Boy Scout Polka"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here is the polka that was all about the 300 boy scouts from the rare broadcast of "Beat the Clock" from 1951 featuring host Bud Collyer, the elephant and Roxanne.
Here's a scouting time, you can watch it right away
Now here is what you say, so watch it while you may
Here's a silly program, you can watch it night or noon
Here's the words, that's all you need, 'cause I just watch the show

Oh, I can see elephants, you can have Roxanne
He's the boy scout for me
He's the boy scout for me
He's the boy scout for me

I can help George, you can have Germaine
He's the boy scout for me
He's the boy scout, he's the boy scout
He's the boy scout for me

I get Carole
I get Roxanne
When I'm watching
With my ele-ele-elphants

I can see elephants, you can have Roxanne
He's the boy scout for me
He's the boy scout for me
He's the boy scout for me

I can help George, you can have Germaine
He's the boy scout for me
He's the boy scout, he's the boy scout
He's the boy scout for me

(Can they help up Carole?)
No, no, no, no, no
(Can boy scouts took pictures?)
No, no, no, no, no
(Does the elephant could fit in?)
By herself she's a group
(Could they were looking at themselves?)
No, no, no

We do want George, you can have Carole
He's the boy scout for me
And he's the boy scout for me
But he's just right for me

We do see Germaine, you can have Roxanne
He's the boy scout for me
Yeah, he's the boy scout, much too scout
But he's just right for me

He's so charming
And he's so winning
But it's alarming
When he goes in the show

We could ask George, you can have George
He's the boy scout for me
He's the boy scout for me
But he's just right for me

So I sure want George, you can ask Germaine
He's just right for me
(But he's the boy scout) He's the boy scout
He's just right for me

He's a twosome
He's a foursome
If he'd lose some
I would like him more some

I can help Germaine, you can ask George
He's the boy scout for me
He's the boy scout for me
He's the boy scout for me

I don't want George you can ask Carole
He's the boy scout for me
He's the boy scout, much boy scout
He's he boy scout for me, hey

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