Spent fifty-odd dollars last ni-ight on this hy-yped-up ga-ame
Picked up my controller to give it a good fi-irst-run pla-a-ay
Wish I was sayin' "What a ride! Super awesome!" Oh dear
I don't love this game but let it be clea-ear
Before you all riot: some parts were really sweet
The A.I. buddies didn't have brains of concrete

So I like it, don't love it, will play some more of it
Some pa-arts are ha-ard in a-a bad way, hate i-it
Kinda cheap as shit but the weapons I'm lovin'
So I like it, don't love it, will play some more of it

Good time for a break, I think I'll go see a-a movie-ie
Real good reviews, Rotten Tomatoes in the hi-igh ninetie-ie-ies
Then two ho-ours la-ater, wouldn't say I was bored
But the plot was nothin' I hadn't seen before
It's hard to explain without soundin' like a di-iss
But for me, it was neither hi-it or miss

Well, I like it, don't love it, might wait for the box set
They a-acted ha-ard, I fe-elt moved a small bi-it
The special effects weren't that bad, only decent
So I like it, don't love it, might wait for the box set

Lots of things I wa-atch get hyped u-up
As the best thing I'll ever see-ee-ee-ee
But the problem is they overhype, so my feelin's closer
To "meh", you might not a-agree-ee-ee

But I like it, don't love it, ambivalent 'bout it
You mi-ight rage ha-ard, crack ou-out booze and down i-it
That's just how it is, won't lockstep with your coven
I just like it, don't love it, ambivalent 'bout it

Come on, buddy
I sai-ai-aid it was fine
Yeah, I liked that
Uh, huh, huh
Hey, what's with all the down-votin', gu-uys?