In all of my twitter feeds, the tumblrs that I watch
There's a comic constant that folks grumble 'bout a lot
Not a certain character or a long-runnin' plot
It's this one "creator" (use quotation marks a lot)
Does he still work, though? I googled it, seems not (ow)

Still grouch at Joe Quesada, I guess he
Didn't do anythin' that these fans would love
Still grouch at Joe Quesada, I guess he
Was, like, Satan's editin' equivelant
Still grouch at Joe Quesada, they claim he sucks

Hey!

Anytime he's brought up, the rants will go for the whole day
Have to do some research, won't assume that they're not okay
Seems he was the architect behind that dreck "One More Day"
Spidey swaps his marriage to a demon just for Aunt May
To be frank, I have to say that premise sounds like bollocks
What does Joey Boy have against poor Mary Jane Watson?
Or against the very concept of divorce (ow)?

They grouch at Joe Quesada because he
Forced a fan-fave couple to dumbly split up
They grouch at Joe Quesada because he
Did it not just for those two, I looked it up
They grouch at Joe Quesada, they claim he sucks

"Dead is dead"? A sentiment I back, to be quite honest
But whoops, they brought back Psylocke, Magneto and Colossus
But let's leave Jean Grey dead, who cares 'bout her fans? That's nonsense
Cause they'll love Cyclops and Emma Frost (she's good now) snoggin'
Right over Jean's grave, that's really bad taste, to be sure
Then there's his excuse for killin' off the Wasp, in short:
So that Hank Pym would be "int'resting", well, more (ow)

They grouch at Joe Quesada because he
Doesn't want the heroes to seem way too old
They grouch at Joe Quesada because he
Doesn't get the fans have grown up, hence they scold
They grouch at Joe Quesada, they claim he sucks

Hey!

Ev'ryone's still angry although the dude, in fact, stepped down
As the editor-in-chief months before the first Thor came out
To be kinda fair here, I still have yet to quite work out
What a Chief Creative Officer does, in any case now
All these dudes complainin'? There's no point in tryna stop 'em
Only way they will is to ask how Didio's rotten
But let's save that topic for another song (ow)

They grouch at Joe Quesada cause he stinks
It's not my bag, I'm more into the film world
They grouch at Joe Quesada cause he stinks
I get the hint, I doubt that I'll read his work
They grouch at Joe Quesada cause he stinks, bud

No, Joe
No, Joe
No, Joe
No, Joe
No, Joe
No, Joe, yeah