The main design here is basic
Can't just contain my hand, you know
Think you should be changin' up the base form
This glove is a bit too boring
Too gadget-less, see
So guess what, so guess what?

Want it, need it, 'fraid it's
The truth, so customise my glove
My glove (bogus), my glove (basic)
So dude, please customise my glove

Okay

To start, I want spoons, did you get that?
Pop 'em out between my knuckles
And I want 'em to have diff'rent sizes
Rotate between knifes and forks, cause
I just like bein' lazy
Let me, that's right, let me

Fork it, spoon it, knife it
Seems cool, so customise my glove
My glove (work it), my glove (earn it)
So dude, please customise my glove

I want a spork here, too
I want a torch here, too
Listen, please, do this for me
Add a pistol
Wanna pop beers, jam in there
An opener, please
Give me a thing to check my heart
All the time
Also I ask for a 3DS
Then I might ask you for another
Two, please, that's right, two, please
Could trade 'mons with myself, see
Oh yeah

Want it, need it, crave it
So, dude, please customise my glove
My glove (I'm open), my glove (to payments)
So you can customise my glove
My glove (so customise my glove), my glove (don't wait)
So, dude (just customise), please customise my glove (can't wait)
My glove (so customise my glove), my glove (crave it)
So, dude (just customise), please customise my glove
So customise my glove
You slow git, just customise my glove (my glove, my glove)