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Song Parodies -> "Don't Fight Bruce Lee, Angelina"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Cry For Me, Argentina"
Original Performer:
Madonna
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Fight Bruce Lee, Angelina"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
Oh, the things I do for attention. I hope you like this.
(Best Mate:)
You think it's easy, you don't feel pain
However hard you're hit, no pain feel
Yet I still say you're mad, after all, he's a champ
You don't listen me
All you will see are some stars 'round your head
Although you wake on count of 'Nine!'
You're dizzy and covered with bruise
I had to stop it happ'ning, I had to say
"Do not fight that tough man, or you'll keel"
Looking on from the sidelines, watching him bash your bum
You cannot trick 'im
Running around, ev'ry tactic ain't new
And no trick impressed him at all
We never expected them to
Don't fight Bruce Lee, Angelina
The truth is you'll turn black and blue
All through ev'ry round
I kept my distance
You lost insurance
Pain does exist, miss
And you lost fortunes, how will you pay?
I'll never pay them, sucked in!
Though it seems to your fans they were all just mislead
You see illusions
They are not the protrusion of too many drinks
They're from when Bruce smashed your face
I sent you the hospital fee
Don't fight Bruce Lee, Angelina
Don't fight Bruce Lee, Angelina
The truth is hospitals are few
All though all around
They kept their distance
No more insurance
You lost existence
Have I been too harsh?
There's nothing more the doctors can do to save you
But all you have to do is look at me to know
That every bruise is blue
You think it's easy, you don't feel pain
However hard you're hit, no pain feel
Yet I still say you're mad, after all, he's a champ
You don't listen me
All you will see are some stars 'round your head
Although you wake on count of 'Nine!'
You're dizzy and covered with bruise
I had to stop it happ'ning, I had to say
"Do not fight that tough man, or you'll keel"
Looking on from the sidelines, watching him bash your bum
You cannot trick 'im
Running around, ev'ry tactic ain't new
And no trick impressed him at all
We never expected them to
Don't fight Bruce Lee, Angelina
The truth is you'll turn black and blue
All through ev'ry round
I kept my distance
You lost insurance
Pain does exist, miss
And you lost fortunes, how will you pay?
I'll never pay them, sucked in!
Though it seems to your fans they were all just mislead
You see illusions
They are not the protrusion of too many drinks
They're from when Bruce smashed your face
I sent you the hospital fee
Don't fight Bruce Lee, Angelina
Don't fight Bruce Lee, Angelina
The truth is hospitals are few
All though all around
They kept their distance
No more insurance
You lost existence
Have I been too harsh?
There's nothing more the doctors can do to save you
But all you have to do is look at me to know
That every bruise is blue
Hey, after this, my next parody will be my 60th!
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DKTOS(Polly want a cracker! Kaw!), but 555 anyway, original theme and very ammusing.
nice job, bobpie - "Don't fight Bruce Lee, Angelina The truth is hospitals are few" was a great line - 555
If he was alive, do you think Bruce Lee would still hit a girl? =) Nice one, ThaConqueror.
Maybe it's just me but I loved the line "That every bruise is blue" that rocked!!! And I would say the same if it wasn't my idea!!!
Thanks, guys. Personally, I prefer the 'I sent you the hospital fee' line.
This is one of your best bobpiecheese. "exist, miss" was a great sub for "existance". Other very good lines throughout.
Very funny.
When you can snatch these 5s from your screen, it will be time for you to write another parody. Oh, yeah --- "Grasshopper".
Exellent title and execution. 555
I agree that the title and idea is great; well written.
(ABC3D) See above (even though I quoted the wrong word), still one of your better ones, pieman.
was that funny?
(ABC) Yes, it was. See above!
(ABC3) Ah, memories of the Brangelina musical, from the Jerome Kern of Amiright, Stu McArthur. It's hard to sing along with parts of this, but it was a good one.
(ABC3-D) Consensus is that this is one of your best works, bob...and I'm in total agreement! 555
(ABC3D) - Good job, Bob. Funny one.
(ABC3-D) See above! And I, like Agri, have fond memories of Brangelina and loved participating in it. (We HAVE to do another musical sometime.)
Tis good to see my title getting the song it deserves
Good spoof, and stating the obvious of course! Like the line about no more insurance and the hospitals keeping their distance.-- MM
(ABC3D) I'm a sucker for writing a new verse around an OS line, so that it seems to fit in miraculously, bobpie, and "And no trick impressed him at all We never expected them to" is a great example - lovely stuff
I don't know, I think Angelina could take him =)
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