C'mon, man
Some may not like the big piles of doo
Others may hate the lickin' and I get that
To them, that's the worst
But my gripe?

I jump when those dogs yap, instillin' a fear
That my poor ol' rear will get snacked on, oh dear
And though the years have gone down with no doom
That is what my brain assumes
Can't cope with how they're glowerin'
At least that's how it's seemin', I'm cowerin'
When those dogs get set off
When so much as the tiniest pin drops
Got that glare flare, I need to move
But my legs don't dare
Much decibels, very volume, I don't like
Doesn't matter what breed or type

Cause all those dogs are loud (huh!)
All o' them dogs are loud (huh!)
Cause all those dogs are loud (huh!)
All o' them dogs are loud (huh!)
Cause all those dogs are loud (huh!)
All o' them dogs are loud (huh!)
Cause all those dogs are loud (huh!)
All o' them dogs are loud (huh!)

"Just avoid them!"? Don't gimme that crap
They're all around me, man
The reason I'm a little skittish when I walk
Around this and all blocks
Is my feelin' that six out of seven houses
Has a hound in them, more than one
Sure it's more than a feelin'
Behind the gates, I see the fluffiest psychos
And none of them seem real happy to see me, once I'm spied, no growls
They'll go right to howls
No trick to calm them, I've found
On the "pissed" settin', they'll stick, it's shit
Rippin' through my ears with
Their blastin' barks, damaged
Pain in the ass that my complaints are savaged
As "puppy-hatin' tripe"
Surprised that I can still hear that line

Cause all those dogs are loud (huh!)
All o' them dogs are loud (huh!)
Cause all those dogs are loud (huh!)
All o' them dogs are loud (huh!)
Cause all those dogs are loud (huh!)
All o' them dogs are loud (huh!)
Cause all those dogs are loud (huh!)
All o' them dogs are loud (huh!)
Calm down!

Yeah
Yeah
Uh!

Never stoppin' once they've started, not a chance they'll slow, uh
"Hell" to the "no"
If it was one bark from one dumb borf
I could handle that for sure
But this is insane
Bark at me the whole day, bad for the brain
It's somethin' they should be trained 'bout, explain
Why do they still act crazed?
Flippin' lids at any new person, that's wrong
Teach 'em to stop

Cause all those dogs are loud (huh!)
All o' them dogs are loud (huh!)
Cause all those dogs are loud (huh!)
All o' them dogs are loud (huh!)
Cause all those dogs are loud (huh!)
All o' them dogs are loud (huh!)
Cause all those dogs are loud (huh!)
All o' them dogs are loud (huh!)

I don't know what's worse
Volume? Quantity? Still freak
As it lasts for hours, cower at how a
Borf depowers
The courage I've built up from the last time they snapped
Prove I'm not some Shaggy-esque man
But one little bark destroys all that, damn
Ooh! People laughin' at the way I move
Panic (uh), panic (uh), panic (uh), panic
May have lost good chunks of weight with
My shakin' shimmies, now the trees can take it
Holdin' (on!), holdin' (on!)
Can't get me (won't get me)
I've been around many a town (hopped towns)
Always got a lotta dogs, tons of 'em
Which kinda blows
When they're nice, they're lovely, I know
I don't get nice ones
What's wrong with me to make them all bark?
Dogs are loud, all o' them dogs are loud (huh!)

Cause all those dogs are loud (huh!)
All o' them dogs are loud (huh!)
Cause all those dogs are loud (huh!)
All o' them dogs are loud (huh!)
Cause all those dogs are loud (huh!)
All o' them dogs are loud (huh!)
Damn