Hell

This is not the game (is this a joke?)
For which I paid (just a big joke?)
This is way lame
Is this a joke? Just a big joke?
Where's the main game (is this a joke?)?
I want that game (just a big joke?)
Not these minigames
Is this a joke? Just a big joke?

Buddy, when I booted this up, hoped I'd find
Good gameplay, a good story, somethin' like The Last of Us
But that ain't what I see, just a borin' grind
Drains all my good insults from me, callin' it a bag of suck
Watch my demeanour get meaner
Than your worst angry streamer
'Cause ev'ry feature's gettin' weaker
A-Good God, can it get cheaper?

Not a party game (is this a joke?)
It's a big game (just a big joke?)
Made it way lame
Is this a joke? Just a big joke?
These aren't fun games (is this a joke?)?
Just a big pain (just a big joke?)
Stupid minigames
Is this a joke? Just a big joke on me?

Been poppin' lots of targets now, raced a bunch
So damn many of these NPCS wanna have some fun (oh-oh-oh-oh-ah-ah-ah-ah)
Not sure they've looked around, there's wreckage on the street
Much radioactivity, yet their ring-throw stands are up (ooh, yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah)
I don't want leisure in leisure
Where are my damage dealers?
No evil creatures or flesh-eaters
A-Good God, lots of speed meters

Didn't want these games (is this a joke?)
Piece-of-piss games (just a big joke?)
'Cause they're way lame
Is this a joke? Just a big joke?
Really dumb games (is this a joke?)
In the wrong game (just a big joke?)
Bloody minigames
Is this a joke?
I said, is this a joke? Just a big joke on me?
Don't want this shit

Double-checkin' the back of the case now
Got no mention of this
Gonna trade this thing back any day now
But this line's long as shit

Tons of shitty games (is this a joke?)
Copy-paste games (just a big joke?)
All are way lame
Is this a joke? Just a big joke?
All that I paid (is this a joke?)
Was for this game (just a big joke?)
That's just minigames?
Is this a joke? Just a big joke on me?
Dude, I have some games (is this a joke?)
Made of small games (a-good God!)
That aren't way lame
Is this a joke? Just a big joke?
This is insane (is this a joke?)
Load of shit games (just a big joke?)
Pointless minigames
Is this a joke? Just a big joke on me?
Don't want these games (is this a joke?)
Just the main game (just a big joke?)