Do I have two nines
Or a full house this time?
You'll never know because my face don't sho-ow much
Are you gonna fold
Or raise the money pool?
Can't base your choice on my hand cause it's shrouded

The wrong decision won't be-e cheap
Cause I'll win this pot of mo-oney
Never know when I bluff
If you don't like it, tou-ough
Don't show when I'm overjoyed
Or completely boned

Can't tell what I think
My eyes won't even gleam
If I pick up that ten of clubs I nee-eed now
Or if it's a four
Of hearts, I would abho-or
That but you wouldn't know that fact any-yhow

My expression's a myste-ery
Am I enthused now or ju-ust peeved?
The pot keeps addin' up
But I'm not givin' u-up
Do you dare make a move, Lloyd?
Or will you fold?
Oi, oi

I see you won't fold
So the game will go-o on

The time has come, you've got fou-our threes
And in my hand I've got di-iddly
Alright, I must fess up
At poker games, I su-uck
This time I've failed to avoid
It, and now I'm broke