Ash, ah-ah
Can't lie, he's a total twerp
Ash, ah-ah
Won't catch ev'ry Pokémon

Seemingly there is no reason for his extraordinary Pokémon League (or close) upsets
(Hahahahahahaha, what's happening, Ash?)
Maybe if more evolving of your team had happened, there would be a bit more celebration

Ash, ah-ah
He's an idiot
He has an unprecedented knack for the flip in his skills, now he sucks
Ash, ah-ah
Both is and ain't stoppable

Ev'ry season, he still sucks
And at ten years old, he's stuck
Rushes in with zero plan (ah-ah)
What a prat, I don't wanna sit through more of this child named Ash (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)

Young kid from Pallet, Ash Ketchum is hopeless
"What do you mean, Ash Ketchum is hopeless?
He keeps finding legend'ries!"
The brat doesn't deserve that, he's kind of a moron

Ash, ah-ah
Fails half the time
Ash, ah-ah
His victories feel bogus

I'm not mad
Cause I've passed watching
On all his nonsense cause it's sad
As the main star, he fails
Would prefer if he'd depart
New dude take centre stage
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh

Ash, Ash, you dumb fool, sometimes I'm wishing that Team Rocket defeats you, twerp
Ash