The Lyrics
The bright stuff
The bright stuff
First time it was not fine, second time brought a slap
Third time: a heavy punch and I kicked your nads
Yet it seems that you won't stop, need to knock it off
Then you act like you've got no clue why my rage is hot
Please stop the bright stuff, buddy
Cut it out, turn that torch off
Please stop the bright stuff, buddy
Ev'ry time I say this, you just scoff
"It's not that a big deal, dude
Can't hurt, it's just light"
I'm sorry, I can't have heard you
Right, you can't be that dumb, dude
Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh
Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh, the bright stuff
Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh
Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh, the bright stuff
I can't blink fast enough, this stupid "trick" makes me flip
As a "prank", it's shit, definition missed
Whether it's with that damn torch, your phone, turn it off
Even when you're inside your coupe, you flash me nonstop
Please stop the bright stuff, buddy
Soon my vision will be gone
Please stop the bright stuff, buddy
After-images, they linger on
You giggle like a buffoon
Don't know why, that's not right
I'm not understandin' why you
Keep this up, can't still have novelty value
Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh
Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh, the bright stuff
Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh
Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh, the bright stuff
Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh
Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh, the bright stuff
Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh
Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh, the bright stuff
Jerk, yeah, asshole, yeah
You need to stop the bright stuff
Huge jerk, yeah, asshole
Asked you, asked you, please stop it, jerk
Flash so bright in my eyes
All because you're a giant shit
Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh
Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh, the bright stuff
Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh
Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh, the bright stuff
Please stop the bright stuff, buddy
Or you'll find you've lost your torch
Please stop the bright stuff, buddy
Cram it right inside your darkest hole