Guess I misjudged taking that one step
I must've presumed there were a few steps left
Between the edge of the stairs and where I was
And the end result is my knee lodged right in you-our balls

Feel like a twerp, I fell on you
This kind of clumsiness is not normally what I'm like
I really hope you can still move
I bet it hurt, I fe-ell on you

(I should've known be-etter)
When taking the stairs, shouldn't use a fast gait (and now you see-ee why)
A slower pace, you would not be a pancake (I should've known be-etter)
Less Sonic the Hedgehog, but not quite like a snail (and now you see-ee why)
This was a pretty long staircase, didn't move, why-y-y (feel like a twerp)?

Feel like a twerp, I fell on you (feel like a twerp)
If you'd moved a smidge, with paper, you wouldn't empathise (feel like a twerp)
Not saying all the blame's on you (feel like a twerp)
I'm still a twerp, I fe-ell on you

Anyway, how's your spine?

I'm such a twerp
Feel like a twerp, I fell on you (feel like a twerp)
As I was rolling, I thought "I hope no-one's down there, right" (feel like a twerp)
And then, of course, right there was you (feel like a twerp)
I'm such a twerp, I fe-ell on you

Are you sure you're all right?
Hmm, hmm, hmm
Hmm, hmm-hmm-hmm
Hmm, hmm, hmm
Hmm, hmm-hmm-hmm

Feel like a twerp, I fell on you (feel like a twerp)
And you start smirking, and at first I'm really not sure why (feel like a twerp)
And then I see I've not crushed you (feel like a twerp)
Cause I'm a twig and you-ou're large, dude (feel like a twerp)
I really thought that I smooshed you (feel like a twerp)
But those fears were unfounded, true (feel like a twerp)
I'm still a twerp who fell on you