A common pa-art of alien lore
Next to probin' your basement door
It's somethi-in' they do late at night
They hover over to the nearest farm site
Turn on the tractor beam like so
And abduct a herd of cows, you know
Of all the tropes I've read, right
This one makes the least sense to my eyes

Aliens love co-ows
Love abductin' co-ows
But why is it co-ows?
Explain to me no-ow

Tried readin' u-up on alien lore
I've not found a decent reason for
This whole shtick, it took all da-a-ay
Found a fact that I shall now relay
It's a merge of two alien myths:
Abductin' folks and cow mutilation, ick
It's int'resti-in' trivia, but then
It's still dumb, not a hint of sense

Aliens love co-ows
Abductin' our co-ows
Why do they love co-ows?
Explain that crap no-ow

Do aliens have a fondness for stea-eak?
Are cows a pet species?
Are cows needed for those freaks to bree-eed?
These are just my theories
Ee-yeah-eah

Oh-oh-oh, aliens love co-ows
Love to abduct co-ows
Got a thing for co-ows
It makes no sense no-o-o-ow
Oh-oh-oh
Do they probe the cows?
Oh-wee-eh-ee-oh
I'm thinkin' and failin'
Oh-oh-oh
Why do they nee-eed co-ows?
Oh-wee-eh-ee-oh (yeah, yeah, yeah)