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Song Parodies -> "Masturbate With A Condom On"
Original Song Title:
"Celebration"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Kool & The Gang
Parody Song Title:
"Masturbate With A Condom On"
Parody Written by:
eeL deaL
The Lyrics
This is not prurient or sexually explicit. It is purely comical and was inspired by comedian Bill Maher when he said wearing a mask while alone in a car is like jerking off with a condom on.
Woohoo!
Neat elation
Woohoo!
Try tidy stimulation
Masturbate with a condom on!
(Yes, it feels great)
Masturbate with a condom on!
(Yes, it feels great)
A one person party ain't weird
Self-stimulation away from all your peers
It is a clean time and will make you laugh too
Go on, stimulate, and we'll do it too
Come on now, neat elation
Hygienic yanking is safer and fine
Neat elation
A tidy process simplifies clean up time
It's a way to do it better
If it's lubed, it is pure pleasure
Masturbate with a lubed condom on!
Woohoo!
It is neat elation
Woohoo!
Masturbate with a condom on!
(It is neat elation)
Masturbate with a condom on!
(Yes, it feels great)
A one person party ain't weird
Self-stimulation away from all your peers
It is a clean time and will make you laugh too
Go on, stimulate, and we'll do it too
Come on now, neat elation
Hygienic yanking is safer and fine
Neat elation
A tidy process simplifies clean up time
It's a way to do it better
If it's lubed, it is pure pleasure
Masturbate with a lubed condom on!
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Sounds like fun!
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity ;-p
Isn't masturbating for peace a thing though?
The Ghastly Old Party recently voted against access to contraception. They are far too extreme for any sane voter. Would they even make condoms illegal if they could?
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