Drift away to my dreamscape
With close to no cohesion
But I can't snooze when there's some douche
At my door for no reason
Well, that's my thought when deprived
Of any kind of sleepin'
I'll get up if just to find out what
Has dragged me out of my bed

I have to see who's awakened me
Before I then smash in their face
Then to bed again, I hope, anyway
Better not keep me there at my door

Who visits at midnight?
That's my time for a snooze
Who visits at midnight?
I'm no night-shifter, that's the truth

I'll hear 'em out, too sleepy to shout
The f-word although I'm eager
Energy to simply raise
My voice isn't within me, yeah
Fine with phone calls that wake my ass up
Can grumble words, they'll vacate me
But when the doorbell chimes, I get peeved
Door's too far to be lazy

Just got my PJ's on, see no need
To put on more for this huge pain
I know what they'll say "That's a poor display"
You expected a full suit, asshole?

Who visits at midnight?
I need a sign for fools
"Who visits at midnight?
Those who might see my fam'ly jewels"

I hate this crap, it drives me mad
More clichéd lines to fume
With a sleepy brain, it's hard to exclaim
Originality, it's true
Finally, I've made it, I'm in place
To see what kind of clot
Thinks that I'll be less resilient
To whatever crap they might hock

What if I see someone tryna flee
A murderer, wants to be safe?
That would be okay, I would let them stay
But that's not what stands beyond my door

Who visits at midnight?
A total, utter tool
Who visits at midnight?
"Whoops, wrong house, you're not the loud fool"

Midnight
Midnight
Midnight
Twitchy eye
Midnight
Midnight
Midnight
Off to cry

Midnight
Wrong time