When you've got tons of work to do
Like rooms to dust and then vacuum
And your back hurts
And you've no friends, you're alone
Don't you sometimes
Wish that you had a friendly clone?

They'll do your deeds and won't complain
Want a coffee, they'll have it made
When you're sick, love to have one at hand
Who'll wash your really dirty clothes
Don't you sometimes
Wish you had a helpful clone?

All kinds of stuff like:
Kill all the flies in the house
Wear in all your brand new shoes
Tell the neighbours to shut up
When they're partyin' 'till half-past two

Play games like Halo ev'ry night
(Live or not, nice to have a backup)
Trade Pokemon, catch 'em all, right
(Had Turtwig, now Chimchar and Piplup)
Buy you beer, when you've gone and bruised your toes
Don't you sometimes
Wish you had a handy clone?
Tell me, tell me, wouldn't you want a helpful clone?

There to help ya
Uses are near infinite
Pick you up if you fall down
Get help if you're stung by bugs
As they know your thoughts
Won't bring you down

Rock, paper, scissors, pass the time
(Never win, never lose however)
It's always a draw, they share your mind
(Kinda weird, it's a real mind-bender)
But that is fine, they'll know your tastes, your cons and pros
Don't you sometimes
Wish that you had a friendly clone?

Tell me, tell me, wouldn't you want a handy clone?
(If you had a clone, you won't be bored stupid)
Don't you sometimes
Wish you had a helpful clone?
(If you had a clone, they'll help you when you're sick)

Tell me, tell me, wouldn't you want a friendly clone?
(If you had a clone, they'll make you a sandwich)
Don't you sometimes
Wish you had a handy clone?
(If you had a clone, they'll give you a massage)

Tell me, tell me, wouldn't you want a helpful clone?