Always eating donuts ev'ry single bloody day
It wouldn't be so nuts if my other meals were ta-a-ame
Boxes filled with choc'late, least they were until I di-i-ined
So I'm not surprised if you, my dentist, says toda-a-ay
I've got tooth de-ecay
Lot of tooth de-ecay

Eating lots of ice-cream, love to stack the empty tubs
Eat half a crate nightly while I'm sitting on my butt
Slowly that thing's growing, shorts will rip, that ain't a lie-ie-ie
So that's why I'll pre-empt you, my dentist, when you sa-a-ay
I've got tons of tooth de-ecay

I've no hourglass figure, true
Not gonna waste a-away
I'm no healthy model, won't you
Stop faffing 'bout today?
So stop with the dela-ays, come on out and sa-a-ay
I've got tooth de-ecay
Lots of tooth de-ecay

Am I interrupting you? I'm sorry, go and say
The obvious outcome of my eighteen snacks a da-a-ay
What, my teeth are perfect? Such a shade of blinding whi-i-ite?
That's totally nonsense, can't believe toda-a-ay you'd say
I've no tooth de-ecay
That's nuts, zero tooth de-ecay
Yeah, yeah, I've no tooth deca-ay, no, no-o-o
Yeah-eah, bog all tooth de-eca-ay-ee, no, no-o-o