Oh, for Go-od's sa-ake
I've misplaced
My-y ca-ash-bag, ma-a-ate
Was i-it o-on the bu-us?
Ma-an, this sucks
Got stuff today
Which calls for me to pay
But I've no bucks
I've got no bucks
Whick kinda sucks

I've lost my wallet
Wallet's up and gone
Not in my pocket
With my cou-ou-oupons, oh-oh, mmm
Wallet
Wallet's what I've lost
All my stuff in it, woo
It's all pissed ri-i-ight o-o-o-o-o-o-o-off

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh crap
That's my plans gone to waste
Now I'll have to chase
Up ev'ry taxi
I've taken since Septembe-er (ah-ah-ah-ah)
All just in case when I
Paid a fare one night
I plain missed my right
Pocket altogethe-er (ah-ah-ah-ah)
Might have mi-ispla-aced
It toda-ay
O-Or ba-ack in Ma-a-ay
My brai-ain i-is a fo-og
Ca-an't think of
A single place
Where I know for sure, mate
It could've dropped
Where did it drop?
I'm real pissed off

I've lost my wallet
Wallet's up and gone
All my bus tickets (ah-ah)
Are all simply-y-y lo-o-o-o-o-o-o-ost

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh crap
Not, not so good
I mean, how would
You react, dude
If your keys flew the coo-oo-oo-oo-oop?
But I'm still thi-inki-in'
Brain's still ti-icki-i-i-i-in'
Where i-in the cra-ap
Has my wallet go-one?
Dropped a-at the park?
Such a myriad, woo
Of options, should give up
I won't give up
I can't give up
I want my stuff

I need my wallet, hoo
Wallet has a lot
Of cash, ten dollars, oh-oh-oh
To me, tha-a-at's lots, oh-oh (ah-oh-oh-oh-ooh)
Wallet, where is it?
Wallet's up and gone (ah)
Hope it ain't stolen, woo
I'm no good wi-i-ith co-o-o-o-o-o-o-ops
Wallet, wallet, wallet, wallet, wallet