Song Parodies -> "Oy, Extroverts"

Original Song Title:

"Joy to the World"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Oy, Extroverts"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

There's lots of different people you might meet at a party. For the poor introverted suckers dragged along, there's none more annoying than the overly-friendly putz who tries to push you into being more "sociable"...

A sociable person, I'm not
I'd rather stay online
Whenever I go to a party with some frie-iends
Seems there's always a dude o-or five
Who thinks all I need to do is smile wide

Thinkin' "Oy, extroverts"
Don't mean to be je-e-erks now
"Joy is contagious!" Yeah, like a disease
Leave me alo-one, please

Don't pull me up to dance, you berk
Couch is comfy, dude
So let go of my arm, you great arse, keep it sto-ored
That I'm not like you

Groanin' now "Oy, extroverts"
You seem like a jerk
When you insist that this ain't the real me
Well, it is, so-o leave

It doesn't mean I'm crazy
Or that I hate fun
I'm just not the kinda guy who pulls all-ni-ighters
So could you stop dealin' out hugs (right now)?
Should I wear a shirt that says "please don't tou-ouch"?

Oy, extroverts
I don't think they're jerks
All that I'm sayin' is they annoy me
Which they fail to see
Oy, extroverts
"Don't be such a nerd"
Oy, extroverts
Keep away from me

Oy, extroverts (yeah-ee-eah-eah)
Insensitive berks (ow-ow-ow)
Know their intentions are good, but you see
They won't leave me be (though I'm sayin' "piss off")
Oy, extroverts
Give me room to breathe (that's figurative)

Oy, extroverts (ah-ah-ah-ah) (sure wish that they'd sto-op)
Little too much perk
Could set your watch by how they notice me
And approach with glee (who still wears a wa-a-atch?)
Oy, extroverts (in need of a pu-u-unch)
Unintended jerks (yeah, yeah-eah)
"Come on, have fun!" I was til you grabbed me
Just how I'm happy (ow, stop it, you-ou-ou)

Oy, extroverts (why did you invite me-e-e?)
Each time, like clockwork (ow)

Okay, I guess you could do worse than "too perky for me", but I think the distaste towards violent arseholes is a universal feeling, not just for introverts like myself.

Previous Parody Added to the Site | Next Parody Added to the Site

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Jonathan - March 07, 2016 - Report this comment

my brother & I can relate to this feeling being introverts ourselves especially my brother who hates large crowds for example one time a few years ago we went to a Collin Raye concert and out in the lobby of the venue he was performing at there were all these people standing around chatting it up the lobby was rather large and echoey so it wasn't the most pleasant on the ears hearing them all chattering away at once but my brother expressed his distaste for being around such a large grouping of people me personally I was just glad to see such a turnout of people still interested in Collin Raye's music! the man is an underrated genius! anyway back on the topic of your parody much like described in your parody my brother & I prefer to have our fun online too rather than "socially" for example reading parodies here checking out various message boards and watching Markiplier Jacksepticeye and the like on youtube! we've also recently gotten into watching "Ranma 1/2" on Hulu great funny anime thus far! ...yes we are a bit nerdy but we're nerdy and proud! 5's

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.