Thought I had valid criti-iques
Of the prosecutor's spee-eech
How the conclusion he rea-eached was simply wro-ong
But instead, you waved me o-o-off
Like some high-and-mighty to-off
And my words faltered like a drunken so-ong

I know my way round all this legislation
Not a di-itz, I'm good in this vocation
Prosecu-utor just called in a clown
As a witness? That's insa-ane
He won't stop the ja-apes
"Sir, stop honkin' your nose" I sa-ay
I'm overruled agai-ain

Once had respect for law
But now that's out the doo-oor
Since all the defendants had a whole dance-o-off
Never thought I'd see the da-ay
When the jury would brea-eak
Into rappin', man, this is what I drink for

No, I don't think we've a good prosecution
Cause I thi-ink he wants pure retribution
Flingin' wo-ords like "you scumbag" around
Conflictin' int'rest's in pla-ay
Don't think he should sta-ay
But it seems that all you will sa-ay
Is "Overruled!" agai-ain
No, no

Put the screamin' and theatrics asi-ide
Cause this isn't a game of Phoenix Wri-ight
It's a little somethin' that I-I call real life
So please ca-an the accuser guy drop the pie-ies?

Quit it

Yeah!

Got to be kiddin', plea-ease
You can't still be ignorin' me-e?
But this trial has gone insa-ane, right? I'm right
We've got swearin' on the le-eft
And nudity on the ri-ight
This is gonna stretch so long into the ni-ight

I've got a tally for all my objections
That you've le-et through, so take an inspection
And you'll fi-ind that the number's real round
A big fat zero, oka-ay?
Isn't just toda-ay
For the past ten years here, I've cra-aved
No "Overruled!" agai-ain
"Overruled!" agai-ain
No, no

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Need a new judge
Cause you're a crap judge