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Song Parodies -> "It's A Dead End"

Original Song Title:

"You're My Best Friend"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"It's A Dead End"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Sometimes you take a wrong turn. How would you react? Angry? Resigned? Anything but what this guy does?
Ooh, we're on a trip
But one issue that's the pits to me
Is you-ou can't use ma-aps, gee-ee-eez
Ooh, you failed this trip now, buddy
Ooh, we're lost as shit

Oh, it's a dead end
That's as clear as glass
There's nothin' but a straight-ass line
And a wall, right
So I think we should go
Better turn around, du-ude
Don't go straight o-on through
Ooh, oh, it's a dead e-end

Ooh, you're such a twi-i-it
Ooh, why won't you turn arou-ou-ound (round)?
Admit you failed, du-ude (say you screwed up, du-u-ude)
Don't live a lie-ie, it won't last long, je-erk (no)
Cause that wall of sto-one (looks like thick sto-one)
Is a dead e-end

Ooh, slow down a tic
I get that you're feelin' stupid, see
I would too-oo if I got lost, sti-ill (ooh-ooh-ooh)
Ooh-ooh, turn round real quickly, buddy
Ooh, I'm scared a bit

Oh, seems a tad dumb
To go full speed, man
And this isn't an SUV
Freakin' me out, bud
How you go-o full tilt
And keep denyin' thi-is one fa-act, dude:
Ooh, oh, it's a dead e-end

Oh, ooh, I can't watch this
Frick, frick, frick

The crashin', smashin' of bones (from the dead end)
Oh
Oh, where's the dead end?
Ooh, you swerved, you prick (ooh-ooh-ooh)
Ooh, missed the dead end

Normally you don't play chicken with a stone wall while your mate's stuck along for the ride, but hey, some people are a few peas short of a casserole. Or are just dicks. Take your pick.

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Jonathan - May 13, 2016 - Report this comment
"God told David to drive into a wall at 80 miles an hour" 10 points if you can guess the reference! 5's

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