Touchin' you is somethin' that I'd never do
It's a simple truth, don't know what's wrong with you
Touchin' you's impossible, look closer, dude
And you can see in your view that I'm not touchin' you

La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-ah-la-la-la-la-ah-la
Doo-n-doo-n-doo-doo-ooh, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

Come on, tell me: can you feel my finger on your skin?
Pretty clear to see it's not, therefore there's no complainin' this time
Not touchin' you since that's what you asked me to do
So for the rest of my life, I won't be touchin' you
Touchin' you would just be wrong, supremely rude
Still in your breathin' space, true, but do we touch? Got you

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Doo-n-doo-n-doo-doo-ooh, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

It should be a cinch to deal with this, 'cause what I bring
Is, in fact, nothin' at all, which means there's no need to get pissed, right
Not touchin' you, I'm only vaguely close, it's true
I'm stayin' true to what I said, I'm not touchin' you
Touchin' you would go against my promise, dude
Why would you threaten me? Rude, what have I done to you?

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Doo-n-doo-n-doo-doo-ooh, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Touchin' you, la-la-la-la-la-ah-la-la-la-la-la
Doo-n-doo-n-doo-doo-ooh, dee-doo-dee-doo-n-dee-doo-ooh